Ohhh Jen, you are the coolest mothafucka this side of the Mississippi River. Well, I guess... that side. Both sides? I dunno. This is tough...
But you make me giggle like a little Japanese schoolgirl getting fondled by the white missionary who can only say "boobies" and "Jesus" and does so with a strange accent that he learned from his discount language learning tapes that were made in the 70's for adult film stars ironically since he's a missionary.
by thing i guess you mean me and you would be right ill never use those because...dun dun dun IM A LESBIAN. muahhaah.
iluxsincerelyxme 2 years ago
Ohhh Jen, you are the coolest mothafucka this side of the Mississippi River. Well, I guess... that side. Both sides? I dunno. This is tough...
But you make me giggle like a little Japanese schoolgirl getting fondled by the white missionary who can only say "boobies" and "Jesus" and does so with a strange accent that he learned from his discount language learning tapes that were made in the 70's for adult film stars ironically since he's a missionary.
The slut.
iflosseveryday 3 years ago
Cool Acid story ^_^
OWN HOOOOOOOOOOOUSE......HOUSE WARMING PARTEHHHHHHHHHHHH *jumps up and down* INVITE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ^___________^
ScarletPurple 3 years ago