I really love you, you're vids bring a lot of happiness to people. And I really love God too. But I think we see eye to eye about witnesses... I don't get them, and I go to church. Hahaha.
I have to pretend to be atheist to get rid of them, and you are atheist and pretend to believe :D
i love how when they come to my house my dad quickly pushes me away from the door and tells the hay see the star of david rite here by r door WERE NOT INTERSTED but the ppl around here dont give up so im usally leaving the house i just find it funny that even though my dad pretty much told them to piss off the like atack me on the way to the car and i have to find a nice way to say we already said no id move before you get hit by a car usally i just smile and say not right now...imma wuss
Yes good question, where all the black people, they are racist i agree, so i added a video respone hope you dont mind. I found them in a nazi training camp.
The other day in my lunch break I was happily sitting in the sun and along comes this woman who started raving on about Christ out of nowhere!!! And even said things about how schools needs to teach more abuot God etc. which I totally disagree with, but like you, I couldn't make a mistake of asking a question or challenging her because I knew she would never leave.
I don't understand why people have to nag everyone about God. I don't need God, I'm happy without God.
Btw, I think sarcasm is the best weapon against dogmatic people, omfg it works so neatly, and its funny and they all seemed like enlightened but also pissed off by ur comments.
Lol, ya Jehovah's Witness people... I am all about spiritual exploration, but that faith has rubbed me the wrong way in the past. Do not feel bad if you want to just politely tell her never to return. Seriously, steer clear. They do come back, i almost joined thier ranks once.
Lying isn't a sin if it allows you to brainwashed (save) someone by turning them into a Jehova Witness ; ) Guilt you into reading their propaganda, with its fantasy art.
@ below, I too tire of Politically correct rubbish. The system is progressively anti-white, even this Alex listens to negro music. Australia is a 75% white country, less than 3% negro and yet we get endless negro propaganda on TV and radio.
That comment was directed toward skylinernationalis due to the "negro propaganda" comment. Not sure how it is in Australia but in the US thats some pretty racist commentary.
I've always thought it would be funny to set up a FAKE satanic sacrifice ritual for them when they come over.(tell the local cops and everything,) so you borrow a young kid and get stage make-up to make it look like u slit his/her throat and have a few people chanting etc. So when you open the door you have the "bloody" knife in hand and smile and ask if they'd like to participate you're just about to cook him/her and the more the merrier etc... twisted i know but sounds hilarious
Ugh, I hate those people that come knock on your door. I never know what to say to make them leave, since arguing about the existence of God with some random stranger is not on my 10 favourite things list.
I've always wondered if it would work to say you where "Humanist" and where not interested.
It is a load of brainwashing crap =] "Religion" is such a powerful tool, you can use the name of "god" to justify any heinous crime... look at how Bush rallied America behind him - those poor god fearing people. God is one of the leading causes of death... millions of dead people... all because they answered the God question wrong: "Do you believe in god?" "No" BANG.... Dead "Do you believe in god?" "Yes" "Do you believe in my god?" "No" BANG.... Dead My god has a bigger dick than your god
If you can spare the time... I actually think you may find it quite intriguing... the first part of it explains exactly where all the world's organised religions have come from.. then goes on to explain why war exists and where we're going... i'll send you a pm with a google video link, otherwise I can find you a direct download link somewhere. It's a full length movie... 2 hours..
Everyone who thinks for theirself and can form one's own opinions NEEDS to see this film :)
Holy crap I've seen that picture in the pamphlet before, I've had a Jehovah's witness come to my house a few years ago and gave me that exact same pamphlet which I threw in the bin as soon as they left. The lady specifically showed me that picture as "God's Promise" as well.
You'd think they come off a robotic assembly line with the exact some dialect. Creepy
I really love you, you're vids bring a lot of happiness to people. And I really love God too. But I think we see eye to eye about witnesses... I don't get them, and I go to church. Hahaha.
I have to pretend to be atheist to get rid of them, and you are atheist and pretend to believe :D
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7ack14 1 year ago
Fuck you
WolterLord69 2 years ago
so....this girl makes me laugh so hard!! she understands that life is hilarious.. you cant make this shit up lol
PiinkCandiiVomitPuff 2 years ago
i love how when they come to my house my dad quickly pushes me away from the door and tells the hay see the star of david rite here by r door WERE NOT INTERSTED but the ppl around here dont give up so im usally leaving the house i just find it funny that even though my dad pretty much told them to piss off the like atack me on the way to the car and i have to find a nice way to say we already said no id move before you get hit by a car usally i just smile and say not right now...imma wuss
lostkey33 2 years ago
I got to say you got an amazing smartass sarcastic humor, difficult to pull out but you are a natural. But when combine with religion... oh my oh my!
I sure do hope to see more videos thou.
magua73 3 years ago 2
"she wants to stop global warming, stop making these things! it's just going in the bin."
I laughed and laughed and laughed.
SkyHimmel 3 years ago 4
You're funny. Keep makin' videos.
DarkMatter2525 3 years ago 3
HAHAHA!
ShmuelEhrlich 3 years ago
WHERE ARE THE BLACK PEOPLE, YOU RACIST BASTARDS?!?!?!
Hahahah XD
Treluna 3 years ago 3
While desagreeing with their theology, I admire the Jehovahs for going door-to-door preaching what they believe to be God's message to mankind.
It is my unshakeable belief that all Jehovahs of good will shall be converted to Jesus Christ, because there is NO other way to the Father.
ChristsRealm 3 years ago
I would recommend the Theocratic Ministry School, which is probably on Thursday nights.
It's where they practice selling their religion door to door. It's hilarious!
Their Sunday meeting is a boring public talk and then the congregation Watchtower study. SNOOZER.
JesusCanKissMyAss 3 years ago
Here is an idea for a new video: Attend the Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall (if it's not too late and it's in a decent neighbourhood),
pretending to be interested in "the Bible."
Then return home and make a witty video about what you heard and saw.
Get a parent to go with if needed. I'm telling you, you will be glad you went, cause you wouldn't believe what these people believe.
Beware of being "love-bombed", though. That's when they're all seemingly friendly and caring.
JesusCanKissMyAss 3 years ago
"You can collect your prize at the top of the building after jumping off." Your sense of humour is delicious.
JesusCanKissMyAss 3 years ago
HA HA HA! You go, girl!
JesusCanKissMyAss 3 years ago
lol, I love the name
ScissorFilm 3 years ago
I am a Christian, and I got a kick out of your funny video about the Jehovah Witness.
ChristsRealm 3 years ago
not a dumb video its its not for everyone you know.. Fellow Atheist!
infktion 3 years ago
what a dumb vid.
JayT98 3 years ago
ohhhh maaaannnn, u really think so?
ScissorFilm 3 years ago
yea pointless. ur cute. But i hope you're smarter than this.
JayT98 3 years ago
well tell me, how could i improve? cause i like to get feedback from my viewers
ScissorFilm 3 years ago
just grace us with your cuteness. Cause when you open your mouth it gets confusing.
JayT98 3 years ago
ohhhhh :(
ScissorFilm 3 years ago
you're greaaatt. I have near identical views to you, no offense to anyone but jehovah's witness is bull shit.
GracieLue2 3 years ago
Yes good question, where all the black people, they are racist i agree, so i added a video respone hope you dont mind. I found them in a nazi training camp.
AfrikanerWeerBoetie 3 years ago
nah, I don't mind at all
ScissorFilm 3 years ago
LMFAO that is hillarious.
notacluee 3 years ago
I love the hat, but she plays with it too much.
tomt43 3 years ago
the dubs are so dopey! i was born-in. :P
now i'm an atheist/agnostic.
MaryStewart 3 years ago
ask god if its true if it is well if not ok then think about it why are people trying bto interprete the Bible anyway
riciard55 3 years ago
I got that same brochure!
The other day in my lunch break I was happily sitting in the sun and along comes this woman who started raving on about Christ out of nowhere!!! And even said things about how schools needs to teach more abuot God etc. which I totally disagree with, but like you, I couldn't make a mistake of asking a question or challenging her because I knew she would never leave.
I don't understand why people have to nag everyone about God. I don't need God, I'm happy without God.
nomilktoday2 3 years ago
I love messing around with jehovah's witness when they come to my Door..Its always Fun to do..They kind of stopped coming anymore dam it..
Sporkbandit 3 years ago
Hilarious video.
Btw, I think sarcasm is the best weapon against dogmatic people, omfg it works so neatly, and its funny and they all seemed like enlightened but also pissed off by ur comments.
6manchesterutd6 3 years ago
very few of the jehovah's witness publications don't have black people pictured in them. T_T
OxfordEpiphany 3 years ago
you are a Liar? hmmmmm.......
JudgmentDay1sComing 3 years ago
Lol, ya Jehovah's Witness people... I am all about spiritual exploration, but that faith has rubbed me the wrong way in the past. Do not feel bad if you want to just politely tell her never to return. Seriously, steer clear. They do come back, i almost joined thier ranks once.
OrdinaryRadical 3 years ago
Good video. Relax...they never come back.
Lying isn't a sin if it allows you to brainwashed (save) someone by turning them into a Jehova Witness ; ) Guilt you into reading their propaganda, with its fantasy art.
@ below, I too tire of Politically correct rubbish. The system is progressively anti-white, even this Alex listens to negro music. Australia is a 75% white country, less than 3% negro and yet we get endless negro propaganda on TV and radio.
That won't brainwash you will it?
skylinernationalist 3 years ago
corse not, but what do you mean by negro propaganda?
ScissorFilm 3 years ago
Actually they do come back, but if you yell at them with an axe in your hand (like i did) they do not come back.
edselca 3 years ago
oh yea because that is SUCH A GREAT IDEA! they'd probably call me the devils child if i did that
ScissorFilm 3 years ago
OK, well then just make your own pamphlet to give back to them.
edselca 3 years ago
They might come back
edselca 3 years ago
Good god, you're racist.
murderkillpray 3 years ago
ohhhh man, why'd u say that?
ScissorFilm 3 years ago
That comment was directed toward skylinernationalis due to the "negro propaganda" comment. Not sure how it is in Australia but in the US thats some pretty racist commentary.
murderkillpray 3 years ago
ohhhhh, well I've never heard it used before now, just one more question: What is a skylinernationalis?
ScissorFilm 3 years ago
skylinernationalis is one of the users that commented on your video.
murderkillpray 3 years ago
well don't that just make me look stupid
ScissorFilm 3 years ago
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA where are the black people u racist bastards HAHAHHAHAH LUV IT!!!!
Blinxxx69 3 years ago
I've always thought it would be funny to set up a FAKE satanic sacrifice ritual for them when they come over.(tell the local cops and everything,) so you borrow a young kid and get stage make-up to make it look like u slit his/her throat and have a few people chanting etc. So when you open the door you have the "bloody" knife in hand and smile and ask if they'd like to participate you're just about to cook him/her and the more the merrier etc... twisted i know but sounds hilarious
aelfinjourneyman 3 years ago
lol nice vid
Donz900 3 years ago
"A new world according to god's promise" looks like a campground.
When they come back just tell them you can't talk right now because your helping your mom prepare for Rosh Hashanah.
edselca 3 years ago
bahaha!
ScissorFilm 3 years ago
Ugh, I hate those people that come knock on your door. I never know what to say to make them leave, since arguing about the existence of God with some random stranger is not on my 10 favourite things list.
I've always wondered if it would work to say you where "Humanist" and where not interested.
Cketzalcoatl 3 years ago
djahriman 3 years ago
a good argument is: "Is it true that god is all known, all good, all powerful and can do no wrong?"
"Yes"
"Then you could argue that god created us knowing we were going to do evil things so therefor god indirectly created evil"
ScissorFilm 3 years ago
Hey... I never thought about it like that... but that's sooo true!
Have you ever seen the movie Zeitgeist??
djahriman 3 years ago
sure haven't!
ScissorFilm 3 years ago
If you can spare the time... I actually think you may find it quite intriguing... the first part of it explains exactly where all the world's organised religions have come from.. then goes on to explain why war exists and where we're going... i'll send you a pm with a google video link, otherwise I can find you a direct download link somewhere. It's a full length movie... 2 hours..
Everyone who thinks for theirself and can form one's own opinions NEEDS to see this film :)
djahriman 3 years ago
2 hours???? why not, send me the link and I'll have a look
ScissorFilm 3 years ago
Holy crap I've seen that picture in the pamphlet before, I've had a Jehovah's witness come to my house a few years ago and gave me that exact same pamphlet which I threw in the bin as soon as they left. The lady specifically showed me that picture as "God's Promise" as well.
You'd think they come off a robotic assembly line with the exact some dialect. Creepy
dctcool 3 years ago