Nerds Guide to Picking Up Chicks!
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  • 2 bucks <3

    Ps3VIPer420 6 days ago

  • i'm the EXACT 98,000 viewer

    IronRanger6799 1 week ago

  • 2:40 the guy from the bench warmers

    TheGreatZappzZ 1 week ago

  • @llJERllCHOIl Hi

    ItsCodClipzOTD 1 week ago

  • My hand slapped me in the face, what now jericho WHAT NOW!?

    RedBattalion207 1 week ago

  • 2 BUCKS IN THE BACKGROUND SON

    gimmeyotots 2 weeks ago

  • LMAO

    PrPL3Gaming 2 weeks ago

  • 1:32 did anyone else high five their computer screen

    

    SonicBoom2787 2 weeks ago

  • lol 2bucks in the background

    mcckilla421 3 weeks ago

  • I fucked Jill, the guide worked

    GARETHQUAILE 3 weeks ago

  • He pants you... wtf hahhaa

    HeyGuysNateHere 3 weeks ago

  • i chose to sex this video

    thess89pnthrs 3 weeks ago

  • @thess89pnthrs sexing isn't a verb....

    PrPL3Gaming 2 weeks ago

  • @llJERllCHOIl Fake!

    mypersonalzombie 1 month ago

  • at 3:13 he so look like ashton kutcher

    MasterSnipinism 1 month ago 7

  • yessssssssss, my name on live is stormtroopa, haha

    10673100 1 month ago

  • bro, that dude so wanted to molest you !!

    sleepyturtle666 1 month ago

  • @llJERllCHOIl why do you feel the need to make fake acounts to get thumbs up?

    beastzombiekiller 1 month ago

  • i was send here by 2bucks

    Chaozslay 1 month ago

  • Snorlax is sexy.

    maryannkost 1 month ago

  • 5:16 dude says "youre obiously single" lol

    SquareRoot2311 1 month ago 18

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    SquareRoot2311 1 month ago

  • 2bucks soundtrack XD

    The13thCritic 1 month ago

  • this kid looks like fred hit puberty

    

    blahblahblah2222ish 1 month ago

  • @llJERllCHOIl hi

    BladeKingCoD 1 month ago

  • nooo single sunglasses, single gunnar glasses

    DG12498 1 month ago

  • hahaha! dude this made my fucking night! whenever im down i just look for one of your videos that i havent seen and i laugh my ass off! thanks man youre great

    ExternalTooth 1 month ago

  • Guys in the description it says thank you to 2bucks for his music.... YES IT IS 2BUCKS.

    MrGamerman98 2 months ago

  • Try to find them in there natural habitat XD awesome

    TheOnlyDcoy 2 months ago

  • Pick up lines are lame, and not original. If you guys actually wanna know how to pick up girls, listen to Cory Skyy

    DDukhovny 2 months ago

  • DOUBLE SUNGLASSES GO AWAY LMAOO

    zGToXiiCz 2 months ago

  • he said something that was wrong, "I Love Black Ops?"

    Mixmastermehdi 2 months ago

  • Is that 2Bucks in the background?

    HIIMCAPSLOCK 2 months ago

  • 2Bucks?

    DickingAroundGaming 2 months ago

  • @DickingAroundGaming from amazingfilms 24/7

    othmangssanwattad 2 months ago

  • @othmangssanwattad I know

    DickingAroundGaming 2 months ago

  • 1:54 Jerichoo haven't u got 6pack abs?

    jadellah177 2 months ago

  • 2 bucks singing in the backround! :o

    mohamadwattad 2 months ago

  • DOUBLE SUNGLASSES ALL THE WAY ACROSS HIS FACE!! :D

    bentasker13194 2 months ago

  • Thanks, i got laid to day. :D

    CallmeRaimondo 2 months ago

  • 3:07 IM GONNA DO THAT!

    dogolog22 2 months ago

  • Minecraft reference!

    thefutureryankesler 2 months ago

  • How to make girls like you:

    1) get a metro hairstyle and put a whole tub if wax in it everyday,

    2) get clothes that are in fashion.

    3) act like a total dickhead and pick on everyone.

    That is what it seems to be now ... society is fucked.

    qwertywerty84 2 months ago

  • @qwertywerty84 I knew I wasnt the only one

    Maraujo04 2 months ago

  • "all girls love making sandwiches for you."

    POPEofTACOS 2 months ago

  • holy crap that time poster is awesome. mw forever

    927hawkeye927 2 months ago

  • 3:06 the best part.

    TheArrizle 2 months ago

  • You are a legend !

    dutchdevil2 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos

  • When he was posing with the Lancer, someone said "You're obviously single, right?"

    crazmonkatac 2 months ago

  • I wish there was a actual one,rather than a parody,because im a nerd and i havent had a gf yet :(

    Greenbeans51 2 months ago

  • would this pickup line work? I am glad i have my pokedex, so i can check you out.

    therealfloody 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos

  • nice use of 2bucks song haha

    Zeepeh 3 months ago

  • Hand don't do this we can work things out... come on... WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE?! Screw you i have a left hand too you know...

    xXPsych0ticM0nkeyXx 3 months ago

  • I love my hand.......

    zombies1231000 3 months ago

  • 3:31 Bird is the word! xD

    KeeMoDz 3 months ago

  • Stranger taken your pants off great

    Zacino97 3 months ago

  • your hand will never reject you!!

    TheFearedPanda 3 months ago

  • My hand rejected me! I HATE MY LIFE!!!!!

    xTrixzx 3 months ago

  • ohh never mind!

    MrDayZzen 3 months ago

  • where did u get that t-shirt 1:44

    MrDayZzen 3 months ago

  • I want that poster so bad

    FrostyA17 3 months ago

  • I've tried it 91.549 times now, but no success yet :(

    OneMoreGamingChannel 3 months ago

  • 2:20 nuff said

    TehMoC 3 months ago

  • 3:12 troll face

    TheDawsonXD 3 months ago

  • Family Guy? :D

    xkillingxtime 3 months ago

  • Isnt that Jackie?

    UltimaScalzo 3 months ago

  • 2 Bucks sent me..... GUYS, 2 BUCKS!

    zatov1 3 months ago

  • 2 BAWKZ sent meh here

    thevesper99 3 months ago

  • 2 BUCKS sent me here

    ELzguy2000 3 months ago

  • pause at exactly 3:51 someone's high :D hahaha

    vooom908 3 months ago

  • my hand rejected me

    

    MrBeastlyninja 3 months ago

  • Thumbs up for 2 bucks ?

    wEPrOgAmE 3 months ago

  • haha saw ur name on this video at 0:35: /watch?v=_xmnQDn0jjg so u already got mw3 right! ;) najs ^^saw u were level 30 :P

    SIMEB0Yx 3 months ago

  • I hope you have a diamond pickaxe, cause im as hard as obsidian.

    Zaqutane 3 months ago

  • "look for them in their natural habitat" (the oven) Fucking legendary

    Moparkid265 4 months ago

  • DOUBLE SUN GLASSES GO AWAY!!

    malilwang 4 months ago in playlist malilwang's favorites

  • @TheGoldenPeanuts XDDD

    ArturKolpakov 4 months ago

  • GO SOUNDERS!!!!!!!!!

    MrGUS1980 4 months ago

  • My hand rejects me...

    TheMessieh 4 months ago

  • " why talk to yourself in the mirror? Your hand will never rejct you!" xD best part

    wwiifreak10 4 months ago

  • Family Guy at 3:20 LOL. Bird is the word

    cprewittorgilbert1 4 months ago

  • That got weird at the end..

    cprewittorgilbert1 4 months ago

  • LOL @ him pulling down his pants :D

    Lydaw 4 months ago

  • His face at 3:13 XD

    HrFanboy 4 months ago 15

  • i always let nerds pull down my pants?

    SureShotGames 4 months ago

  • my hand rejected me o_0!!!

    furysleeper13 4 months ago

  • Uploaded on my B-Day :DD

    JustTrickSHT 4 months ago

  • this deserves more views!

    bs4bigseb 4 months ago

  • women , come to me :D

    saibersluvyall 4 months ago

  • Goddamnit, my hand rejected me. :(

    HrFanboy 4 months ago

  • You can't replace your nametag with your gamertag!

    iiSynergy96 4 months ago

  • My hand rejected me :(

    Soul1367 4 months ago

  • i just skip to the outfit part HALRIOUS

    jpqm32 4 months ago

  • :D I'm a girl and I'd love to go to someone's basement and play COD. XD

    MaddyLovesTrolls 4 months ago

  • Is that 2Bucks voice in the beggining?. ..

    MrCuteNFuzzy 4 months ago

  • your hand will never turn you down :P

    kman2745 4 months ago

  • BEST VIDEO EVAR! >:D

    MrJhony49 4 months ago

  • 9,477 ppl are nerds

    plukap 4 months ago

  • and do you have a girlfriend ?

    RoyalFocusGT 4 months ago 3

  • "are you fucking me?"

    FaLLen121292 4 months ago 81

  • Nah na na non na

    MarathonWon 4 months ago

  • my hand punched me

    carson54444 4 months ago

  • Step 1: Don't wear DC/aviators/ or fidoras

    GTLx16 5 months ago

  • hey i follow all the advice of the nerd`s gide to pickin` up a chicks and now i have a lot of women....... i`m just kidding they just hit me in my nut`s

    jzvca5310 5 months ago

  • Is that jackie

    PTALEDO41 5 months ago

  • Mom: so how was comic-con

    You: pretty good, some guy in panties and cape helped me take my pants off

    MrZacharyHewitt 5 months ago 71

  • Whos that superman?!?

    Maazzle 5 months ago

  • His face reminds me of Jason Segal.

    skullfox146 5 months ago

  • where is the comment that said:

    "Even my hand rejected me"!?!?!?!

    JakaSLO11 5 months ago

  • 2 bucks "this is epic" background itnro!!!!

    toyboygh 5 months ago

  • Grizz what the hell is a grizz lol

    Hmaster786 5 months ago

  • my hands rejected me once 

    joshagray0026 5 months ago

  • women come to me!!!

    1famednighthawk 5 months ago

  • this was a huge let down... i was expecting something much better :/

    aboali995 5 months ago

  • /sex

    

    hiker554 5 months ago

  • 124 people failed to leave room for Jesus

    Piazzafan1 5 months ago

  • i hav thee same superman undserwear

    theredskinsfan8989 5 months ago

  •  2 BAWKZ SENT ME

    coolbo7963 5 months ago

  • double sunglasses r u fucking me go away

    Robey195 5 months ago

  • haha i was gonna sub but was already subbed

    mordeth86 5 months ago

  • Thanks dude advise worked!

    ImQwnl 5 months ago

  • ARE YOU FUCKING ME!? DOUBLE SUNGLASSES!! GO AWAY!! lol

    SHADOW43451 5 months ago

  • LMAO i love this video :D

    DerrickGable62 5 months ago

  • LMFAO!!

    BostonboySalois 5 months ago

  • 3:08 THE MOST PRICELESS FACE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE XD!!! AND THE WAY HE MOVES ON THE COUCH LOL!!! FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!

    TotalMl 5 months ago 7

  • 5:17 You're obviously single

    Fucking love that manXD

    TheMrTezzer 5 months ago 5

  • 3:07 to 3:11 got to be a winning gif

    Radiojunker 5 months ago

  • is the nerd jericho?

    Rodrigoxki 5 months ago

  • fucken brilliant.

    who's that girl really ??

    legendkillerdan 5 months ago

  • this actually worked for my brother

    killrsycle 5 months ago

  • 122 people had their hands reject them.

    dhdoubleu 5 months ago

  • nice boxers ^^

    juic3anyone 5 months ago

  • see the sad thing is i know a lot of girls would happily go down into a guys basement to play video games but its awkward when guys find out girls are more in cod than they are TT^TT btw basement its a bit creepy bedroom is waaay more preferable *winkwink*

    juic3anyone 5 months ago

  • hell yes!!!

    xXJoeyJuiceXx 5 months ago

  • Posted this on Tosh.0! Hope it's the viewer video!

    mypersonalzombie 5 months ago

  • Posted this on Tosh.0! Hope it's the viewer video!

    mypersonalzombie 5 months ago

  • 2 bawks sent me

    killrsycle 5 months ago

  • "Double sunglasses?!? GO AWAY!!" priceless xDD

    Invadergirl15 5 months ago

  • He pulls up his pants at the end like "Nah i get too many awkward boners..."

    EmberrHD 5 months ago

  • Oh my god I was expecting some kind of lame list but with this dudes voice and all the jokes and shit this is priceless xD

    SlyNos 5 months ago

  • i broke my screen when i tried to high five him

    BARUtubbig 5 months ago

  • 1:00 She doesn't have pants. She had a dress on.

    MrKohzi 6 months ago

  • LOW BUDGET MONTAGE 3 MUSIC FTW

    MakarovDesignsHD 6 months ago

  • Cpt.Price and Soap wanted on the background

    pawnsomepigs 6 months ago

  • WOMEN! COME TO ME

    Subscribe4nothing 6 months ago

  • ARE YOU FUCKING ME xD

    xFAMExCinema 6 months ago

  • epic music :D

    ADHDGamerz 6 months ago

  • WTF Double Sun Glasses suck

    jctime99 6 months ago

  • 2 BAWKS Sent Me Don't forget to subscribe to IIJERiiCHOII and 2BAWKS

    jctime99 6 months ago

  • 2BAWKS SENT ME!

    TheDawsonXD 6 months ago

  • i laughed for like 10 minutes after i saw 3:08

    Altodor100 6 months ago

  • 2 bawkz sent me.

    TheBeastlyOnes7 6 months ago

  • I had Pitch Black Too! Fuck yes!

    HaydenWebb907 6 months ago

  • IT WAS 1200 NOT 1600 MS POINTS!

    Maxalots1 6 months ago

  • Pause at 3:11

    JORDANRICK1125 6 months ago

  • so you know it was a pretty good dinner girl=ya what are we doing down here tucker= hey jizz u wanna play xbox i love black ops this is my favorite mission 2 this is a pretty good game i guess you know nothing special L.M.A.F.O

    MrSuperkiller247 6 months ago

  • 4:26 He must be looking for a Jew..

    TantalizeFu 6 months ago 14

  • @TantalizeFu Bahahahhahh!

    HaydenWebb907 6 months ago

  • It's a shame this guy isn't a nerd.

    TheAeroMechanic 6 months ago

  • fucking lol, fucking lol, nice pants

    davz1992 6 months ago

  • 1:36 - 2:26 i shit myself in laughter thumbs up if u did too

    DOUBLE SUNGLASS GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!lolololololol

    Linkster31194 6 months ago

  • One sentence.

    Look at the advertisement

    and you cant see it

    one word

    AXE

    SimplyXbeast 6 months ago

  • god dangit, my hand rejected me too. What now?

    rexpatu1 6 months ago

  • 4:54 boobs

    Triqqyy 6 months ago

  • All Girls like making sandwiches for you, truer words were never spoken

    MrxTgK 6 months ago

  • 2buck singing

    soccermanabc 6 months ago

  • hes shoes are awsome

    pwh1999 6 months ago

  • lol soo funny

    ibraheemq8y 6 months ago

  • have you heard the news

    the bird is th word

    kevinmcnulty97 6 months ago

  • @5:39 most awkward moment at comicon

    tonyochoa16 6 months ago 3