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  • the ruler was def about penis size....i knew when i saw the thumbnail

  • Spam poets.

  • I hate spam. I just delete it if I get any.

  • She is really hot... but I think the cool thing about her is that she is smart. I give you props Nixie!!! keep up the cool videos!!!

  • JLO's personal nipple tweaker once emailed me...

  • "Coming to America". What can I do with these 5 points you speak of?

  • I once got an email from one of those African-send-you-16-million-do­llars-because-rich-banker-x died. I replied that I was happy that rich-banker-x died because he murdered my parents and i could never touch his filthy money.

    The spammer wrote back and said how overjoyed he was that we would be doing business.... *SIGH*

  • WHAT? someone else already got my money from the spammers!!!! talk about having a bad day! Now I have to rely on selling all my stocks from ENRON and WORLDCOMM to prepare for retirement ....

  • I don't even look at spam mail. I have very good spam protection in my email and all spam gets instantly deleted!! On the rare occasion that it does get through, I will report it to their hosting company. You can find this info in the raw code of your mail program.

  • All spam is automatically deleted on sight. I used to spend hours creating an abstract using the paint feature then open a spam and catch a viru. Not having backup, I would then have to return the computer to its out of the box condition to get rid of the virus (they had multiplied). Thus losing all stored data and great digital artwork. Boo hoo. Make up your mind about your hair.

  • @abseconpc I had the same situation. I was selling a truck on kijiji for 1000$ and the guy sent a 2500$ check and said to send 1500$ to the shipper. The funniest part is, it was the same shipper that you named, Western Union.

  • I can't stand spam. What makes me even more angry is that there must be some fools somewhere that fall for it (read as "encourage it"); otherwise the crap would stop.

    Some math:

    2.47B email/day * 81% spam ~= 200.07M spam/day

    Assume 300Kb/msg (based on a *3* line spam I just deleted)

    300Kb*200.7M ~= 58,614,257,812.5 Mb/day wasted bandwidth!

    Imagine how fast the internet COULD BE if it was free to transfer data YOU ACTUALLY WANT instead of garbage you don't!

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  • my favorite scam was i used to fix computers and i got a check for 5,000 dollars and i had to send 1000 dollars to his "shipper"  western union to get the computers to fix

  • Coming to America. Nice reference.

  • My favorite was a text that told me my boat insurance was going to expire! Oh no! Wait... I have a boat? SWEET.

  • shes sexy

  • My favorite spam was an advert for the jack rabbit vibrator, mainly because my name sounds like bunny when pronounced.

  • The thing you should do with spam email is NOT open it. Because it contains an image beacon (1x1 pixel image), that notifies the spammer that you 've opened it, and hence your are address is valid and alive, so the spammer will add you to his "valid addresses" list (from the "harvested around the net" list), and send you MORE spam.

  • I hate spams cuz think I'll be a spamed

  • Read mine:

    Hey, add me on windowslive messengar, youre cute

    madison20fast@hotmail.com is my name on there, im online right now

    im a new female in town looking for some friends and saw you

    on this social network site.. maybe we could hang out sometime

    or ill share some of my photos since ive already seen yours

    thanks, I hope you add my name on there, i dont use email much! xoxo

    Haha, they don't even bother to put mails in CC. They sent one for a girl...

  • what a boobs babe !

  • @MrBOJANMAN dude r u tryn to score nixier or scare her away? :P

  • its from coming to america and some are funny others are just annoying my favorite one is you have won a free "insert product here" just complete these offers!

  • RUB IT ON YOUR BREASTS AND ON YOUR VAGINAAAAA.

  • I read somewhere that spam accounts for two-thirds of all email traffic. Its no wonder that in certain parts of the country, ISPs are blocking all non-encrypted email traffic (i.e. - port 25).

  • Since i started using Gmail 5 years ago, spam mail pretty much disappeared from my life. At least it gets filtered out of my inbox.

  • Funny: I get all the "Increase your junk size!" emails. My husband gets all the "Increase your breast size" ones...

    Backwards much?

  • Another sexy nerd, the world is changing. We can now have a good looking female that can actually carry on a stimulating intelligent conversation.

  • WTF !

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  • i play snake in your upload video n rounded your tits.....pussy

  • @anbreak822 WOW creeper status dude... FAIL

  • oh my good god...blue eyes...blue outfit...redish color hair..im in love I think i'll dress up my ubuntu desktop just like you :D jk. but seriously alll you're videos have been great. you speak well, you instruct in a balanced manner..CUDOS..Nixie

  • Everytime I get an suspicious looking e-mail, I do not open it. I check the messages source code. Anything that says download this attachment, to fill in something regarding personal info. Should immediately set off alarm bells. If in doubt contact the company directly, do not use any links or other contact info contained in the e-mail. Forward suspect e-mails onto the companies security department or to Local/Federal Agencies. Obtain your credit report, you might be a victim of ID theft.

  • the 22 people who disliked this are spammers

  • I KNEW YOU WERE A SPITTER!

    ;)

  • We live in the Information Age and the rising amount of useful information is understandably accompanied by an amount of trash/irrelevant/useless information. Be it to serve the desires of someone through illegitimate means, e.g scamming or causing annoyance. The information is still useless for the party it is targeted towards. So conscious efforts to control this level of information-litter would be useful. Data environmentalism anyone? :P

  • @GreenFont People tend to post way to much information onto social networking sites. Look at how much information Facebook apps require to use them. Do they really need to access my entire details. No they do not, you never know what they are going to use that information for. Some do not even bother to use the privacy settings.

  • Shoot them in the knees and whack their hands with a mattock!

  • @BigAndTall666 Big problem there, if you backtrace the IP address are you really sure the person on the other end sent them. They could be just as much a victim as you are, by having their pc infected/hacked and used to initate these type of scam/phishing attacks.

  • love your vids :)

  • Soooo.... I recently got an e-mail that said, "Hi Wochensau! I was doin' a lot of thinkin' lately... I want to marry you! Please answer quickly, I can't stand it any longer. Love, NixiePixel" :)

  • I demand capital punishment for spammers! :D

  • Despise!

  • hello , I am the queen Mrs. Zanfarati I am passing away due that the doctors told me I had days to live. I have no family to give my fortune to ,and no firends. I will transfer my great fourtunento you if you ;, 1. Lend me your're addres, telephone, and social security number. Oh did I forget to mention that the amout of money is 6,00,000. Please respond.

  • NIXIEPIXEL- With your approval, may I post the following?

    COMMENT ON SPAM/SCAM: Re: Nigerian419ers. Want to know just how far these people will go to rip off our fellow Americans? It is the funniest 30 min segment you'll find anywhere. (listen or download) Don't forget to view the bait site they use (funny)--its safe to view. Just don't apply for grant.

    NPR---THIS AMERICAN LIFE Episode 363 "The Enforcers" Act One. Hanging In Chad.

  • I WANNA BE THAT PIECE OF PAPER!

  • Cómo me encanta con lentes!!!

    o.O

  • I don't really ENJOY spam, though some does make me laugh. My favorite was when I got a message from Facebook saying I won the Facebook lottery. The "From" address was not from Facebook, nor was the address I was supposed to contact to win my $5,000,000. Really? Who actually believes that stuff?

  • Oh Noes.

  • i hate spam mail on 2 of my email accounts i got like 5000+ new emails and i get over 200 new spam mails per day

  • Helo. I am Nigerian prince what owns Bank of Nigeria. Rich Pixel apartheid ancestor recently deceased and I need you're bank acct. # to finalize transfer of funds to you account. Contact Boogaloo for fervor detail.

  • I wish I were that paper

  • My favorte was the one form our Priminister MR Cammon him self, wonting to give me 2mill at 500k month in the middle of a massive defasit over haul, OK 0_O

    all i had to as email with all my deatails to William Hague whos Foreign Secretary who as nothing to with the countrys money that would be the chancellor of the exchequer.

  • I got a spam email saying "hey baby your looking sexy tonight at the bar..." Its funny cuz im an 18 year old guy who doesnt go to bars lol or parties or concerts....

  • wear sexy smal glasses

  • lol! prince Akin - Ruller of Zemunda choose me too! many many times...

  • Now can anyone tell me what's wrong with that picture? (I am not instigating anything....LOL)

  • I can relate to the ones saying they want to send you money because of some misfortune that happen to a mom/dad that pass away recently and they just want to spending all the inheritance with you but you have to send them some money first before you'll can share the inheritance

  • the prince is from "coming to america"

  • omg. marry me.

  • I always laugh my ass off when i get mails about bra's and female underwear and stuff. My mom asked me once if i had a certain birthday present wish so I send her the spam mail from some ''male enhancement'' pills. She nearly died that day because of her laugh attack.

  • I use gmail, I get like no spam or like a very minimal spam 25 / mail 3646

  • SSWWWEEETTTITTT

  • Eddie Murphy "Coming to America!"

  • U THE KINDA GAL WHICH MAKES US PROMISCOUS GUYS WANNA GET STEADY ...

  • yeah, I usually just ignore them. Though

    once I tried having a conversation with some old woman

    talking about something, i think it was her son stranded somewhere.

    Not sure, not really responsive.

  • She's one of the few sexy women that I actually look in the eyes when she's talking.

  • whenever i get those "Ruler of Zamunda" emails from the Barrister so-and-so i always call my mom and congratulate her on having such a successful multi-millionaire son! hahahahha

  • RE: Congratulations ($500,000.00 USD)

    You have been compensated with the sum of $500,000.00 dollars for using the internet daily, To claim your compensation fund do contact Sr Scott Williams. via E-MAIL

    thats my favorite one :D

  • hahaha talk nerdy to me=))) u are so interesting:P take care

  • LOL i haven't had spam in forever... I hate it.

  • Since BT started using Yahoo.cn servers, i have become richer, and my penis is huge and will never be soft again, and i can time this all with my new £300 (worth $10000 ) rolex when it arrives, takes 4 years to make you see, and a year to be delivered by virgins :), meh can't wait

  • My favourite one was the one where I won the UK lottery...I don't even try for the lottery in my own country, nevermind the UK one!!

  • Lol you're crazy, just like me! You are worthy of my subscription.

    And I am a billionaire, I win lotto that I never enter very day.

  • I am being winning in the sex!

  • I hate spam xd nice video

  • @CYREX2K Nixie only likes giant penises. too bad for you

  • Coming to America with Eddie Murphy, James Earl Jones, and Arsenio Hall. I think most spam mail is hilarious. I have won the British Lottery (that I have never purchased a ticket for) dozens of times.

  • lol i was just there a couple days ago at the inspirational part and i bought The Winners Manual great book lol 

  • @lagdance I had a spam apparently its an email from a mercenary in Iraq who wont help to get 1.7 million dollar out of Baghdad illegally

  • Gouranga-gouranga!

  • @alexsey0cherepanov no life

  • I use Gmail so i don't get spam :)

  • @dragoro7 You still get spam with gmail, I have it, and I got spam.

  • @dragoro7 I had a spam apparently its an email from a mercenary in Iraq who wont help to get 1.7 million dollar out of Baghdad illegally

  • @lw02salahm

    HAHAHAHAHAH 

  • Coming to America. Eddie Murphy.

  • Is the movie "Emperor's Club?"

    

  • My concentration is more on you rather than what you speak.. ufff.. you are beautiful !!

  • i usually print out all of my spam mail and use it as toilet paper. I find this saves money and i get to wipe my ass with annoying peoples side jobs. In the end my delete button is flushing the toilet. Flush away the spam i say.

  • RANDOM DECEIVINGLY SENSITIVE COMMENT ON YOU OBVIOUS PHYSICAL FEATURES! NOTICE ME!!!!!!!

  • @Alaskara3

    Are thy refering to boobies ?

  • Sexy, period.

  • Coming to America!!!

  • How about spam and chedder on rye? But on a more serious note, how about the e-mail that told me I could marry someone in Nigeria? That was fun.

  • I love you!

  • HUH

  • O M G you are sooooo "unbelievably " HOT, i heart u

  • It's funny to reply to spam like" hello, thanks for the desperate cry for help to a randome citizen from another country, just so you know KNOCK IT OFF!

  • I'm going to guess "Coming to America"

  • haha lol... check my channel i actually found spam the person.

  • giggity'

  • @alaxoy AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

  • I like spam like this: Congrats! You've saved 3 cents on your pre-order! With Amazon, the savings just keep coming!

  • Keep your glasses on and continue talking to me nerdy!

  • What do you do for a living anyway?

  • I love spam blockers :)

  • Spam is awful. But fun.

    Here's some of my favourites. Please note that I'm a 19 year old girl. Makes it even more fun. X)

    Stop stressing - we have xanax!

    O yeah, Russian girls are Folly

    Enjoy sex as if you were in your 20s

    Want stronger erections?

    Super vitamin for giving your love accumulator a new charge

    Energy to tear her ham wallet

    ...Fix your male issues here

  • @EmmaThePrincess

    Us guys and our insecurity.

    To me I think it's how some girls are not impressed with anything unless it's the best the world can offer(more ways that just that ^ ). They may tell others and the idea and concept (and even mindset) spreads until it hits someone who will prey on the it and have guys fall into scams and false products on what they think is wrong with them.

    (more on next post)

  • @EmmaThePrincess (continued)

    The mindset spreads to media and producers makes it the attitude of over half of the women on scripted TV, which makes problem worse. The whole thing goes farther and farther until its everywhere and no one is happy with themselves.

    And the world dies a little more inside...

  • "[insert personality here]" lol

    I like how they put Gender/Sex for #6. Uh... there's a choice? I'd feel bad reading the one coming back with the name of Charlie. Or Sam. :P

  • favorite spam has to be one of the "forward this" ones which said "forward this to everyone you know or she (aforementioned demonic little girl ghost) will appear by your bed at midnight and kill you as you sleep"

    O_O ahhh! she's going to appear by my bed at midnight, and wait there patiently for me to go to sleep at 7AM so she can kill me. heh, win.

  • Spam real-mail is much worse than spam e-mail

  • spam, spam, spam, the wonderful ham in a can

  • Do you think it would be possible to save all of your spam e-mail and then when you get a really annoying spam e-mail just e-mail back your army of spam? :-D

  • @littlboz, no since spam is never sent from an actual e-mail address, it's either hidden, faked, null or non-existing anymore.

  • I do hate them, but fortunately I have a good spam blocker so I don't get too frustrated whenever I got an email.

  • Nigeria or Ghana.

  • Hola , nixie, saludos desde Costa Rica, estas bellisima mi amor, saludos David

  • I screw them. I allways use a "spammable" e-mail every time i have to use it.

  • Why did she print a spam email?

  • I just noticed, I didn't read one since years! o.O

    Hail Thunderbird.

  • I hate spam

    Oh and is any one else getting emails from Canadian pharmasies

  • I'd like to guess and receive my 5 points please..."Coming to America"?..I'll take those points in small umarked decimals..

  • All these 'buy Viagra' spam mails would disappear in a heartbeat if people watched Nixie's videos.....as they'd have no trouble *whatsoever* in 'standing to attention'. Especially if she wears the glasses in all future vids. :p

  • The "Mary Gloster" thing almost sounded like a riddle from one of Agatha Christie's books! Lol...

  • u glasses make u very hot

  • Favorite past time: sighing up spam e-mail addresses to receive spam e-mail from other sites. Just an idea,

  • u`re beatiful!!!  i love u =)

  • Only for Spam my mailbox would be empty....ha ha ha !!

  • F*ck spam, I could look at your videos all day and presto no thoughts about spam! :-)

  • Ev:enIfIWasn'tH:appy:WithMy::P­:enisD:oYouRea:llyThi:nkI'dWan­t:It:ToGetC:utOpenBy:S:omeB:as­terdPeop:pleWhoLi:v:eInsideThe­In:terne:t?

  • the tongue thing at :09 was interesting!!! =D

  • One spam was called: "100% discount !" => so I guess everything is free - spams are lovely:-)

  • I think think that spam emails are informative, since otherwise I never would have known there was a "Viagra Pro" or "Viagra Super +".

  • lol this why you have anti spamm :0

  • my buddys WHOLE e-mail is full of spam, weird shit to such as:

    Wanna watch old woman having sex

    Increase your Penis by 8 Inches

    Naked Horny Women

    Come watch Huge titted Woman have sex...........................­....and htese are practically nothing compared to some other things it says...i mean some WEIRD SHIT

  • hahahahahah

  • LMAO, my biology teacher got a spam email asking if he wanted to buy viagra. It was so ******* funny

  • yea i went on my buddys email, and there were 2 thousand messages all about porn

  • ROFL, were they any good site

  • haha

  • I got a spam today that told me to "get my left hand ready" and had a link to an obvious porn site. The best part was the left hand bit, cause i'm right handed.

  • 1:30 - 1:45 Hahaha

  • i always laugh at spam:D p.s you look good in glasses!

  • "I'm being winning at the sex"? Sounds to me like you're a lolcat-lover!^^

    ~Fell in love with a girl...~

  • ure hawt :D~ -drools-

  • Your videos are awesome.

  • anyone who starts a spambot, writes spam emails, comes up with whatever spam sheit, should get really agressive herpes , genital warts and highspeed aids so they can't have sex anymore before they die a grewsome death^^

    xx

  • Your a cutie, I love your hair, and you have a cute bubbly persona. The glasses make you look like a hott nerd... You kinda remind me of Ingrid Michealson

  • @MrSiebel You spelled Michaelson wrong.

  • @MrSiebel "your a cutie" "persona" "hott" i fucking hate you so much

  • um if you dont mind telling me what camera do you use?

  • she is sexy! =)

  • 5 points - coming to america

    how many points does it take to get a coffee date? :D

    thanks for all your tuts... very helpful!

  • I know a kid who fell into the nigerian prince wants to give u monies scam and was about 3 days(it went on for months) away from actually giving out all of his parents info, when his dad walked in on him coping down their Socials. lol

  • Fav is Hawaiian Spam Musubi. Distinctive, but delicate pig-nose-butt nestled between two layers of rice wrapped in a bold blanket of seaweed...

  • "purchase products immediately from our convenient linestore"

  • Lol was that a cho-bits joke?

    "i am winning in the sex"

  • spam

  • Whoa! I felt like maybe I was caught up in a causality loop! Anyway great vid. I would posted a spam I got, but I don't get anything funny. It's just drek about online schools and crap like that. Love your glasses!

  • I would like to put my floppy disk into your disk drive ;)

  • you know there are pills now that can turn that floppy disk into a hard drive ;-)

  • LOL nice one :P

  • The hate dind´t really convince me there

  • "Chuck Norris wants to test out his new E-CHUCK system to see who can be the next Chuck Norris,winner gets $999999999999999999999. To win, you must Roundhouse kick Master Chief into the 1000000th dimension while punching him with your third fist in 5 seconds,Hook up your webcam and film yourself in the act of Chuckishness to win!"

    lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololol

  • i usealy ignore them but some............... well let's not get started wich that XD.

    Btw i may sound dumb but,

    how do you get that banner at the top of your user page......???

  • here is a list of some amusing spam e-mails ive been sent

    "Summer is coming people!" (sent on October 1st. i live in Britain)

    "Dear Marion..."

    "Dear Jefferson..."

    "Nobody knows why a alien regularly cleaned a flaming book"

  • Sounds a bit like biblical poetry. O_~

  • your Zamunda is a reference to : coming to america :)

    i watched this movie in french so many times :) somehow even in french this movie is funny as hell! probably because the translation is from france and im from Quebec (canada) we speak it differently here :) anyways keep up da good work silly gal

    peace