Margaret Cho - ITOTIW Part 1/10

[60scinema]

"Come on girl, you need to hurry, come on!" LMAO

[SolvencyByTaxation]

I didn't know Carl Logerfeld was also Korean.

[TheUltimateUnderdog1]

@SolvencyByTaxation Actually he's German and his name is spelt Karl Lagerfeld

[JimsBarn]

It looks like her Costume Designer..or SHE...decided it was OK to dress and act like a Crawdad !???

[SYTYCD4Life]

That song they used in the intro. was so BAD ASS! I love Margaret Cho!!!

[Evan1060]

She is amazing. Such great timing and wonderful content! Awesome.

[JeanPMG]

meh 

[MsStellarStella]

Why is wearing pants and a skirt?

[Livz213]

@MsStellarStella Why is the sky blue?

[ciararavenblaze]

@MsStellarStella because she can.



[music4lifebaby]

Haha i actually WAS going to go to the prom with my gay friend! But..then he moved.

[linknrocks]

thanks!! I obviously did hear it wrong :P

[m1ke420]

i love carl lagerfeld

[fova5]

@linknrocks she says "you know he likes to lag behind"

[linknrocks]

What does "a leg behind" mean? "Don't forget Kyle, you know he like a leg behind." Is it the gesture that Margaret did after she said this? Someone plz help :(



[CookieKitsune]

@linknrocks she said "you know he like TO LAG BEHIND." you must have heard wrong XD

[inuyasha1167]

u go girl!

[linknrocks]

Can someone explain the unicorn joke? Don't understand.. srry for being such an ass.. :P

[TheRaulCortez]

@linknrocks She asks "are you a unicorn?! because unicorns are unique and extinct. So, basically, she's saying cute, straight, and single men are almost extinct and finding one is like finding a unicorn. Hope it helps!

[linknrocks]

@TheRaulCortez Thank you so much! for the help =D haha now that you mention it, it's pretty funny lol

[chibigrunt]

So glad I'm done with homework. I can enjoy this to the full.

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

Vamripire, thank you so much for all the M.Cho uploads <3

[time0space0witch]

Faghag and proud. =w=

[mrbrianmccarthy]

Margarets facial expressions crack me up---I like the honest she shows in her comedy---she's brutal and blunt. And thats what great comedy requires.

[calvininsf]

I HATE THAT BLOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you are brilliant!!!

You go girl!

SO GAY

[Dieter123456789]

37 people would help in Sarah Palin's Campaign

[Griffx52]

@Dieter123456789 You know, I think Sarah Palin caused Margarets rage.

[tkyler]

im fanning the flames of my faggorty LOL

[CookieKitsune]

lol I love how theyre playing Cherry Bomb by The Runaways.

[coolcat3232]

I'm heterophobic too, Grl

[mrbrianmccarthy]

@coolcat3232 "Hey--yeah---uh--STICK IT IN" LMFAO

[LancePoint9]

I'm a Unicorn?

[AttackOfTheMonkeys23]

I love how according to her, all gays are ghetto fabulous.

[JTrey06]

@AttackOfTheMonkeys23 because they ARE..at least all the ones i know lol

[music4lifebaby]

@JTrey06 Haha! So true!!!

[music4lifebaby]

@JTrey06 HAHA! So true!!!

[askapalaphagy]

The queen of all queens.

[GALzMissYoungsta]

Love this chick she's funny.

[Kaorune]

OH MY GOD. UNICORN. D: OMYGOD.

Wow. >____> I actually kind of understand her amazement. XD

[mokshalovely]

Bitch, it's not that hot. Whatchu doin. 

[flyerthanaG6]

oh my god karl lagerfeld being a murderer... ahahahaha

[vadeske]

ANDRE!!!! Could you send me a fan? Could you bake it in a cake? ... Or stick it up your ass or something?!! I need a fan right away

[dogcatretard]

I'm fanning the flames of my faggotry darling! OMG HAHAHAHAHAH

[lkschuler]

ARE YOU A UNICORN?!?!?!

[itsBA44]

"We only love three things, ass, Judy Garland, and Margaret Cho" hahha sooo true!!!

[MoeGreensRightEye]

When did people start this annoying habbit of cheering, instead of laughing, at a joke? ( also- I guess since this is Margaret Cho I should put quotation marks around the word "joke")

[AslansButterfly]

@MoeGreensRightEye If you don't think she's funny why are you watching her?

[MoeGreensRightEye]

@AslansButterfly How would I know if she is funny or not if I don't watch her, Einstein?

[MoeGreensRightEye]

@MoeGreensRightEye habbit=habit

[bleachgeek4973]

And I'm like "Bitch it's not that hot"

[mokshalovely]

I fucking love this woman so much.

[track818]

I wanted to be surrounded by hot guys.......... I should have been more SPECIFIC XD

[mrgreenhouseman]

She makes me laugh till i cry.....

[caughtinastorm]

cherry bomb. amazing song to intro to.

[SamanthaSG8]

"Are you a unicorn?" is one of the greatest lines in the history of comedy. I can't even express how hilarious it truly is.

[linknrocks]

@SamanthaSG8 I don't understand the joke :( Can someone explain it to me? Srry for being such an ass..:P

[iFuff]

<3

[flyerthanaG6]

This performance is sooo old, but I still love it<3

[Zackerybob]

what year is this show from?

[eddiezono]

love her but always thought this outfit made her look like a big uncircumcised peepee. and i agree with lemark89.

[user5800]

is she wearing salwar kamiz?

[joeraysp]

I know way too many unicorns... unfortunately for me...

[DXBlacktailXD]

I AM FANNING THE FLAMES OF MY FAGGOTRY!!!!

[Ma3Hu1]

"Bitch, it's not that hot, whachu doin'?"

[ddongmool]

margaret cho = 땅딸만한 샹년

[mahtexas]

i found out about her on dancing with the stars.

so glad i watch that show. 

[guyNbluejeans]

I made it to 2:50 and had to turn the pig-faced woman off.

What anyone sees in this dumb, ugly, racist thing I'll never know.

[lamike1982]

@guyNbluejeans Dumb?She's on tour and it is SOLD OUT.She's written 3 books,she has 2 shows on air.What have you done with your life that makes you smarter than her?

Ugly?She's married.

Racist?How the fuck is she racist?

[guyNbluejeans]

@lamike1982 Please. If you want me to reply to your comments and questions, you have to show a little respect.

Apologize to me and I'll see what I can do.

[lamike1982]

@guyNbluejeans Respect?Sweetie,you're disrespectful to Margaret,the woman whom you have never met.You don't deserve respect.You want people to respect you?Well,then don't disrespect other people.You get what you give.

You called her racist,dumb,ugly,pig-faced and you're asking for respect?

Apologize? XD HAHAHAHA Cry me a fucking river.

I did not call you any names?Btw

[guyNbluejeans]

@lamike1982 Honey buns, I've heard the slob enough to know that she has an agenda that smears Caucasian males. For that reason she gets my rude and crude comments. That's just how it goes.

[lamike1982]

@guyNbluejeans Aw,sweetie,do your research first before you start talking shit about someone.HER OWN HUSBAND IS WHITE.She also makes fun of her own race too,sweetheart.Don't be mad at her for being a good comedian,be mad at yourself for not being able to take a fucking joke.

[guyNbluejeans]

@lamike1982 Oh sugar buns, I know more about her and the way like-minded libs employ their various "the-white-man-is-doing-everyo­ne-else-wrong" game than you'll ever know, so spare me the lecture about her husband's color; he's just a shill that she uses to point to when someone like me calls her out on her racist treachery.

If she hates this country so much because supposedly there are all these evil Caucasians, then she should go back to Korea, a real racial utopia if ever there was one!

[lamike1982]

@guyNbluejeans Oh,sweetie,she was born here,so spare me that go-back-to-your-country bullshit,RACIST.When did she ever say that everything white men do is wrong?YOU think you know more about her?I've watched all of her standups,read all of her books,I've even met her.Don't pull bullshit outta your ass and throw it around,moron.

It's ironic that someone like you is calling her a racist. XD

Please save the world from stupidity and ignorance by shutting the fuck up.Okay,honey buns? :)

[guyNbluejeans]

@lamike1982 You mindless fool. Her whole gig is based on slamming Caucasian males. Sure she flings a little self-deprecating crap out now and then. But that's a tactic to get saps like yourself to believe she doesn't have an agenda. She's made a career out of slamming this country and Caucasian males and the church. I owe the pig-faced woman nothing!

You ought to be ashamed of yourself for empowering this two-faced racist. She hates the country that's made her rich with her racism, sugar lips!

[lamike1982]

@guyNbluejeans You brainless fuck.Her whole gig is based on slamming racism,homophobia,and self-hatred.You're just an old,dried-up fart that has nothing to do with his time than over analyzing her agendas.Seriously,go masturbate or something.She's a Christian herself,she only criticizes the hypocritical ones.Like I said,I've watched her,read everything about her.I've met her myself.Unless you've met her,stop bullshitting.

Again,do us all a favor by shutting the fuck up.

[guyNbluejeans]

@lamikeSince when do you speak for others? I have a right to state my views on this fat pile of blubber that your lezbo ass is so in love with. If your pig-faced hero really wanted to bring people together, she'd implore people to take others as individuals that have had their own life experiences instead of using her putrid piehole to urinate on the Pope and all else that's sacrosanct in this world. Has this pig-faced lady ever said anything positive and good about the U.S., mz lezbo skank?

[lamike1982]

@guyNbluejeans Wow,you really are a brainless fuck.I'm not a lesbian,sweetheart,I'm a man.Like I said,you haven't met me nor her so don't pull bullshit outta your ass,ignorant fuckwad.

Again,I've watched her,read all about her,met her,and YES she has said good things about this country,if you weren't so busy eating your own bullshit,you'd know.

The Pope?You mean the old,ignorant homophobe?She doesn't say anything about him that isn't true.

Go get some tissues,lub,and rub one out,you need it.

[guyNbluejeans]

@lamike198 If you really are a man, you can forgive me because you sure don't write like one. The comments others left on your YT account suggest you're gay, so I suspect you're lying.

And how can I "rub one out" after having cow on my mind? You lezbos are something else!

You should ask cow to take a shit on the stage sometime, that would really get a chuckle out of her sick fans. I bet if she did it on a flag that would bring the house down!

Where does she say she loves America? WHERE?

[lamike1982]

@guyNbluejeans Um,I'm a gay MAN,genius.

Cow?So you think about yourself when you masturbate?That's creepy.

She said that she's glad that gays are finally in mainstream US media.Of course I've talked to her before I know what the fuck I'm talking about.Unlike you,the ignorant fuckwad who eats his own bullshit and spits it at other people.

I've read her books and she says that she loves the country that she was born in.AGAIN,do some fucking research.

[guyNbluejeans]

@lam Doesn't it strike you as strange that you'd dare take shots at me -- a straight man -- with all this sick sex talk, as if a normal guy like me could ever be as perverted as some sicko that LITERALLY sucks his own shit off another sickos dick!?

I'm still waiting for you to reference in one of these many cow clips where your hero states with sincerity that she loves this country. I know you think I'm supposed to run out to a bookstore to buy her crap book. I'll do it IF you cite said remark.

[lamike1982]

@guyNbluejeans It's funny how you call me a pervert yet you're the one with all the sick,ignorant notions about gay men in your head.FYI,I do oral first and then penetration so there's no shit in my mouth.You on the other hand,need to stop talking before they have your jaw wired. XD

Go out and buy "I've chosen to stay and fight" and read it,IF you can actually read.

I don't give a shit if you still think Margaret's racist,she doesn't have time for ignorant fucks like you.

[guyNbluejeans]

@lamike1982 Judas priest. Did you really have to go there!

[lamike1982]

@guyNbluejeans Yes,I had to clarify since you don't know much about gay men! XD

Anyway,she has another book called "I'm the one that I want" where she talks about all the shit that she went through.I'm proud of her for not hating white men even though a lot of them treated her like shit.I'm surprised that she managed to stay alive and got herself back up.

I don't mind if you still hate her after reading her books,I mean you're entitled to your opinions so......

[guyNbluejeans]

@lamike1982 For someone that doesn't hate white men, she sure knows how to swing an ax at 'em.

Honestly, I wouldn't waste two seconds of my time picking up a book she wrote.

Btw, there's not a person on this planet that's not gone through some type of crap, so forgive me for not sympathizing with this woman that's making sizable money by butchering the group that I belong to. I work for a living and what I do doesn't involve shitting on other folks.

[lamike1982]

@guyNbluejeans Her fans would never support her if she was racist.She married a white man.

You expect people to keep their mouths shut when they get discriminated against?

Comedians comment on politics and current controversies;they talk about everything they've been through.Comedy comes from pain.

If you hate her for trashing the KKK,then we have nothing more to say to one another.

[guyNbluejeans]

@lamike1982 I don't know what drugs you're on, but I'll close this by saying you're a better comedian than she is with your ridiculous remarks.

[lamike1982]

@guyNbluejeans I've tried to reason with you.I told you that she married a white man.YOU yourself said that you'd try to read her books if I reference them,which I DID.You're just looking for excuses to hate.Oh well,haters do love to hate.

How many times in your life have you been discriminated against because you're a white man?

I'm just gonna close this by saying that it's not a choice to be black or white or asian or latino or gay,but it is a choice to be racist and homophobic.

[guyNbluejeans]

@lamike1982 I can't let this go ...

Do you even think about what you write or do you just go around parroting what you hear others say?

1) It's NOT me that's going around filling up auditoriums and hating, it's your hero!

2) I have ZERO against anybody that's just trying to live a decent life without hurting others, NO MATTER THEIR SKIN COLOR or sexual orientation. It's the slob in these videos that's into that!

3) This place would run out of bandwidth if I tried to tell you about all ...CON

[guyNbluejeans]

@guyNblue

3) ... the hate and sick crap that I've been through with blacks and gays and whatever! So strange that people like Chow has brainwashed millions of people like you into automatically thinking that us straight, conservative Caucasian males go through this world unscathed by those of you that her ilk have polarized against us when in some ways we get more evil than all of you combined!

4) Why do you think it's fine for Chow to slander and hate on Caucasians but we can't return fire?

[guyNbluejeans]

@guyNblue

5) The entire ball of wax regarding all this anger and crap between all these various groups would diminish by 98% over night if people like this putrid swine that you adore would address people with dignity and hammer this message night and day: "We can have peace and love among everyone if we treat each other with dignity and respect AND as individuals that have our own life experiences, instead of lumping and labeling and tarring one another as we've been doing"!

Chow makes....

[guyNbluejeans]

@guyNblue

... too much money to ever start THAT movement!!!!!!!!!

I've repeated myself too much in much of what I just wrote in these comments.

I don't wish to pursue this anymore with you. You seem like a decent person in some ways but you need to stand back and take a good look at these big mouths that you admire. Then, over time, you'll see that they've been using you and you'll see that my point about taking people as individuals is the only way to approach this thing called the world.

[lamike1982]

@guyNbluejeans Thank you for your insight,but I think I have the intellectual capability to know if "Chow" is trying to brainwash me.See,calling an Asian person "Chow" instead of their own name IS racist.Really?You've been discriminated against by racial and sexual minorities THAT much.REALLY?

If you're talking about the way she imitates frat boys,then you're stereotyping your own kind since not all white men act like that.And the KKK?They deserve much worse than this kind of lecture.

[ElsietheCyberCow]

@guyNbluejeans Wow, these are some pretty stupid comments. Tell me, have you ever heard of something called the Kyriarchy? Yeah, I thought not. Kindly refrain from posting 'poor little rich white stright cis boy' comments until you get the hell over your own privilege and sense of entitlement, you ignorant moron.

[guyNbluejeans]

@ElsietheCyberCow Correction: I'm not white, I'm Caucasian, little girl.

[octiiXpies]

@guyNbluejeans Do you call every very darkly colored skin person African American? This is an actual question, not trolling. It's just 'cause some can be actually African you know? And the umbrella category is "black", so... I think I just confused myself.

[guyNbluejeans]

@octiiXpies I call people what I think is accurate of who they are and always do so with respect unless they come at me with disrespect, ... .

[hollisterd00de]

gagaaahahahahhahah her facial expressions make my life.

[japigrrrl]

BITCH, it's not that hot, whatcha doin? HAHAHA

[majordbag2]

That's because gay men are men so they jump at the oppurtunity to get some and let you find your own way home.

[AidanChaos]

CHO FTW!!! Funniest woman alive.

[ddongmool]

이런씨발새끼를봣나

[wheremybutchesat]

@ddongmool why if i had korean on my keyboard, i'd...

[ddongmool]

@wheremybutchesat 야이 샹년아

[elmando5]

VOTE FOR MARGARET CHO ON DANCING WITH THE STARS!!! Our Bay Area Princess!!!

[libracat]

lol "are you a unicorn!?"

[davesqueakywheels]

Her impression of her mom is my fav! This lady is pretty damn cool!

[TheWuzzyLine]

She actually does have wonderful gay men as fans, my cousin loves her. xD

[1sailor1]

Margret Cho! have my babies.

[boomproductions97]

shes got such a dark sense of humor

[Whitemilkenator]

Yes I like frappucino and stick it in!

[Delovely54]

delovely54 i just love Margaret Cho. I think her comedy is brillant

[aluurchin]

disgrace

[AnarchoFeminist]

I'm a straight woman, and I think Margret is GOD!!!!! Love her.

[mrbrianmccarthy]

@AnarchoFeminist I'm a straight guy,and I think she's funny also---great impersonations---I love how she uses her voice---reminds me a lot of kinison.

[harrowingXhills]

this isn't funny

[tzerokool]

@harrowingXhills is it becase of the sexualty yea it is but hey this shit is verry funny if you have a intelligence at all dumb ass

[Dogofwar206]

@harrowingXhills fuck you dude!!!!!

[rockstripe14]

@Dogofwar206 ikr? gosh. what an asshole! i love her though!! shes so fresking amazing!!! :D

[Dogofwar206]

@rockstripe14 ikr lol check out joan rivers. she is also an amazing gay righter. lol

[hannahskm]

are you a unicorn? lol!

[hugerain]

the only true reality of it all is that people are hypocrites !!! they all want to say everything that margaret says in their show and they dont dare... fucking hypocrites... MARGARET I LOVE YOU .... you rock !! thanks god for gay men !

[meboobrat]

ima straight teenage male and i look up to her because shes one of the only asians who made it out in the industry

[tysin87]

Not all her fans are gay lol.

[blari814]

your amazing!!!!!!

[TuRdSandwitch18]

so r all her fans gay

[LuniaVideo]

Is everyone that comments on youtube stupid or just you?

[sophiegreen7188]

@TuRdSandwitch18 i love her and im a straight girl so i would say no not all her fans r gay lol

[hottamalae]

Are you a unicorn!? lol

[edwardandbella4evr1]

awesome!

[SugeeMcLeLe]

thank u for posting!!!!!

[sjcosten]

I can watch you all day, Margaret! You're sooo funny!

[chrisizdelish101]

hey...yea...uhm...STICK IT IN! xD xoxo <33

[adamwonderstar]

lol @ last call is all women. i worked at a gay bar and thats sooo tru

[Shanniquitie]

god. I AM FANNING THE FLAMES OF MY FAGGOTRY.

so what if she hasn't done anything great since this. ITOTIW is worth a hundred other comedians.

[cheesesmiles]

THANK GOD FOR GAY MEN!!

[darkangelghost69]

@cheesesmiles OH HELL YEA

[sophiegreen7188]

@cheesesmiles Amen to that XD id be lost without my gays haha

[TheInnerSanctuary]

6:56 is the reason I usually go to gay bars alone and just MEET friends there, because its so true. x3

[ennui406]

(- FAG HAG

[Lemark89]

As much as I love Cho I don't think any of her recent stand up performances are as good as this one here.

[absolutxmind]

True i also hate how she waits for everyone to stop applauding now.

[Illnessinducingx]

What, did you pause it right after she said that? You have to listen to the rest.

[lisalennonxoxo]

she claims to be heterophobic . If anything she's supporting "fags". Dude.

[wildcatste]

I love her! Thanks for posting!

[hike132]

Glad to know I'm not the only Margaret Cho fan.

[zabmf]

margaret cho makes my life better

[SeeThinkFall]

gay pride! Asian pride! slut pride! love your body!

[xXVanillaBlueXx]

i love her she's a fabulous drag queen trapped in a heteroflexible asian womans body.

[KaeChanel]

"Are you a unicorn?!" Hahahaha. I'm using that line tonight.

[stephenmumbles]

im heterophobic too girl

[Ma3Hu1]

"I am fanning the flames of my faggotery" lmao

[HOLYpinkGRASSHOPPER]

Ass, Judy Garland and Margaret Cho

[NickWoha]

Words to live by!

[luvgrapico]

Bitch its not that hot!!!

[JustThisComment]

"Bitch, it's not that hot! Watchu doing?"

Margaret is the best!!

[ziggy72170]

Shes a very attractive person, (meaning = shes good looking & very funny ..... The kind of gal, every guy wants....

[ashovida]

Im gay and i want her

[musicexpo]

Do you mean you want to have sex with her?