Weird Thoughts - Volume 06

[metamay]

It sounds like you're speaking Simlish =)

[jjmblue7]

You just reminded me of when my sister told me about how she and her hubby were installing something in their house, and she went into Home Depot and asked the guy inside the door, "Where is your caulk?" She said she rephrased her question after she saw the look on his face. XD

[BionicDance]

@jjmblue7 *grin* That's precisely why the word is on the list. :D

[VandpipeMesias]

LOL!

It took me like 15min to watch this video!

I had to rewind everytime you said an especially funny one - laugh my ass off, and repeat again and again.

And I did this with, like, every other word!

[BionicDance]

*mimes reeling in a fishie*

Glad you liked it! :)

Thanks for watching!

[smsteve888]

"titillating"

*insert immature giggling here*

[TheHigherVoltage]

Feed Howie the testicles of tubers that piss you off enough to deserve it. ;)

[oscargordon]

How about "booby"? When you go to the Galapagos Islands you can say it all you want, even when there are children around.

[BionicDance]

Heck, I can say it all I want, ANYWAY. ;)

[piprod01]

I Munch Caulk!

:3

I find Nodule a funny word!

[stingernick]

I kept hearing Krusty the Klown's voice reading this for some reason.

[buzzausa]

...and my personal favorite: Wobbly

Can't keep a straight face saying it....

Anyway....new subscriber here. Sorry I found you only just now....

[BionicDance]

Oddly, seems like a lot of folks haven't noticed me without help from someone else; ah, well...s'long as you get here in the end, dig what I do, and sub, neh?

Welcome aboard! :)

[buzzausa]

AND...you even answer my comments.

I like you more and more.

You can thank DarkMatter2525 for my being here :D

[BionicDance]

Hey, I know what it's like to post comments on someone's vid and NEVER get a response. I try to answer as many as I practically can. :)

[Palmergedd0n]

I can't get Riboflavin! out of my head, keep saying it at work.

[BionicDance]

My work here is done. :D

[Palmergedd0n]

What about 'tap/taps'? English for faucet.

[Palmergedd0n]

Riboflavin!

[Scammanator]

BionicDance, why is it you always know how to make me smile?

[BionicDance]

Illegal surveillance and mind control drugs. :D

[Scammanator]

@BionicDance I'm surprisingly okay with that. Must be the drugs...

[BionicDance]

Nah...it's the neural implant.

[deadly22sniper]

You like some surprisingly British words, but then I guess that may be part of the reason.

[BionicDance]

I've watched a metric fuck-ton of British comedy, and even once dated a Brit...

[DarkScience0]

*waves at howie* :)

[BionicDance]

He was on blogTV with me last night. :)

[DarkScience0]

I spent about 20 minutes in the room while you two were talkin about movies.

Guess I missed Howie ... lol.

[BionicDance]

He was mostly on in the beginning; toward the end I started getting a cramp in my butt from how I was sitting and had to move him. :)

[yetidetective]

i found it funny that you put "caulk" right after "munch"

being easily amused RULES!

[ThatLoudGuyMike]

SPHERE

[Morkindie]

What about ointment?

[fallbread]

great vid lol

[rulezdaworld0]

I like Jiggleitious. I don't think its a word, but its funny :)

[rulezdaworld0]

Boffin. What a word.

[Answersinbooks]

Book? What's so funny about that? Excellent video. I my have to do my own list at some point in time. :)

[NotRelatedToBob]

exquisite!

[Gidwan]

Any word said often enough loses it's meaning and reverts to it's intrinsic quality - just a random assortment of sounds, which we then imbue with meaning...

Pick any word, literally an word, and just say it over and over and over again...listen to how the word starts to change in the way you hear it...because point in favour of the anti-descriptivist school of linguistics :)

(end of rant)

nice vid Bionic

[david3newman]

bwahahahah The way you said Spatula, sent me into hysterics xD

[Crowbarazar]

Bulbous bouffant rubber macadamia gazebo spatula.

[CrazedCousinDougal]

A funny word from Indonesia: If you add Ke- to the front and -an to the end of a word, you get the English version of the suffix -ness. This works 99% of the time.

For the word "Malu" meaning "shy" - "kemaluan" means genitals, rather than shyness.

What does this mean? Well in Indonesia where I am studying the language, if I don't want to talk to someone and I want to tell them I have a large ammount of shyness, I better be careful how I come up with the word.

My two cents.

Great Vid!

[Eldxale42]

I thought of another one: "fancy." Especially when it's used as a verb.

[ryjinannon]

I have an idea for Howie. In your videos you always have text that's different than what your saying. You could just put them in thought balloons over Howie's head.

He could be the sidekick with all the good one liners ;p

[BionicDance]

Actually, that's not bad; I could totally do that.

Thanks! :)

[CrazedCousinDougal]

@ryjinannon

I agree. Like those old Pop-Up Videos they used to have on the music channel. You could be mid rant and he walks out and says "Yeah [Insert Name Here], this means you!" or "BionicDance is referring to a post by [BLAH]" or even just for reinforcement, such as "I concur!"

[devchelle2]

ok... ummmm well... ok

[dave28lax]

<3 nookie.

There was a rather lame ventriloquist here in the UK many moons ago whose dummy was called Nookie Bear. It really is amazing how far you can go in show business on that one innuendo,

[ApemanD]

Rumplestiltskin :/

[dominictemple]

Bungalow.

[practicalmagic9]

i am weird in many ways, but specifically in that i get really jazzed when i use multisyllabic words (yay! I just did...haha)I love words, and the tempo of some just thrill me to speak them.

oh, and this is the first reference to howie for me, but i think it was fun to read your post about him here in comments.maybe he was a protective totem (since you have a fear of canines)...or he was just a soft snugglie for you!peace n stuff...

[BionicDance]

Well, Howie shows up for the first time in Episode 03 of Rational Station. But I got him when I was, ooh, I don't know...still in elementary school, anyway.

My parents and I were on the way to Massachusetts to take me to summer camp, and on the way we stopped at this place called The Teddy Bear Inn. My dad said I could get a stuffed animal in their store, and I saw Howie there and just HAD to have him. Dad almost didn't let me cuz he cost a lot, but...now I'm 34 and still have him to this day.

[YourXavier]

Boggle

Goggle

Toggle

You really have a thing for those -oggle words, huh.

[BionicDance]

They're funny. :)

[YourXavier]

Wow! I just wanted to find a few more example of words like that, and it opened up a whole new world. There's quite a bit of diversity.

Apparently, to broggle is to fish with a sort of sharp stick. Similar to spear-fishing, I guess.

To coggle is the same as to wobble (another good word), i.e. walk unsteadily

To joggle or shoggle is either to shake or it's a "tap A in slot B" type joint.

[grnlfe01]

@BionicDance one word: pysilocibin. lol

Also it would be great to see Howie again. :)

[BionicDance]

Heh...you're the first person to speak out in favor of the Howie. :)

[grnlfe01]

hmm.. I wonder why. Whats not to like? lol

[BionicDance]

I should do a video on the irony of Howie being my favorite stuffed animal since i was a child.

I mean, before I turned three years old, I had two quite terrifying run-ins with dogs that have left me with a pretty hard-core phobia of all things canine...yet my favorite stuffed animal ever happens to be a Husky...

Coupled with the irony that I had Howie LONG before I moved to Seattle, and the local college team here is called the Huskies...

If I were inclined to believe in fate... just sayin'

[grnlfe01]

Its a video I would rate highly I think. Irony would go down well with your subscribers I think. The sterotype that americans don't get irony can't be all its made up to be. :)

[BionicDance]

I didn't even know that WAS a stereotype.

...but then, I'm not a particularly stereotypical American, either.

[grnlfe01]

Here in England its a stereotype of americans. But I feel its more self depricating humour, and its not that americans don't get it..........Its just.............we're better at it. lol

[BionicDance]

Yeah, see, I LIKE self-deprecating humor...

...I'm just not any good at it. ;)

[grnlfe01]

YAY! You'd fit right in here. :)

[BionicDance]

Yeah, there'z times I'm not entirely certain I'm American at heart. I d'know...

[ethosflux]

@BionicDance I love self-deprecating humor. That way no one importants feelings get hurt.

[R3APER24]

Kumquat is awesome, I'm going to use that word now lol.

[insightnew]

Next time do it sesame street style.

Bl

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Blimp

That'll make em even funnier !

[sonnygll]

Very amusing.

[ScepticalAgnostic]

I think it's your voice that makes this video. I could listen to you say 'yoghurt' all day.

[dunndudebemelol]

I LOVE THE WORD MOOSE!

[cowboycoco]

Pumpkin? Tell me that's not what happens at hillbillie reunions.

I live near Norfolk, but if you're from there its pronounced Norfuck.

[rarrmonkey]

There is a whole lot of things to do before school starts next fall.

[papafox]

My favorite was Kumquat. (As in, how do you call your quat?)

Some of the river and creek names in this area are pretty amusing: Occoquan, Rappahannock, Accotink, Massaponax, etc.

[logic39da]

Codswallop just sounds dirty. Caucus too, but just the way you say it

[Katalyzt]

"Sump" :O) ★★★★★

[thirdclass2006]

Surprised you didn't used "Bollocks".

Gotta say it...

"Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries!"

Boggles my mind why I thought of that.

[Jaksary]

cowlick<3

[BornInAsphodelMeadow]

You're aware that "caulk" isn't "colk", it's pronounced "cock". Just because you don't like them doesn't excuse you from having to pronounce the word.

[IRLpirate]

I love the word defenestrate:

to throw something out of a window, isn't it?

[RONLAST]

What a load of codswallop this wasn't.

[radicalbacon]

I can hear you smile

[Parapon3ra]

Glockenspiel: the act of playing with one's Glock pistol(s) (sometimes to the horror of bystanders).

[VariedVids]

That would be to speak extravagantly (bullsh*t) about one's Glock.

[fantasy0coach]

i like 'P' words:

Puncture, permeable, pretzel, pontificate,.

Even short ones: purse, pew, pop, pip, pus.

[maggot432]

is my comment showing?

[bewarethelizards42]

The way you said Kentucky made me laugh like a girl.. thank you ;)

[BionicDance]

There'z something about that word...it makes me think of BBQ sauce. '-tucky' sounds like 'sticky', which somehow makes me think of something goopy like BBQ sauce...

Probably doesn't help that I have an uncle from Kentucky, either. :)

[Paxmax]

defenestrate FTW.

At one time when I was cleaning out among my PC parts, I actually defenestrated 5 monitors!

I actually saw Monty Python deliver a codswallop... right over his head, and I saw that it was good.

[DarkMatter2525]

*knuckle crack*...*deep breath*

Onomatopoeia, Fahrvergnügen, Supercalifragilisticexpialidoc­ious, Cattywampus, Cahoots, Coccyx, Zygote, Sprocket, Uvula, Flabbergast, Mollycoddle, Hornswoggle, Discombobulate, Smorgasbord, Canoodle, Lollygag, Tomfoolery, Hoity-Toity...

*drumroll*

Floccinaucinihilipilification! (yes, it's a real word)

You still drinkin', Kate?

[bewarethelizards42]

@ darkmatter

Brilliant comment :D

[joyork]

Bonk.

[VariedVids]

Boink.

[z5d3]

Innuendo

Commiserate, sounds like a bad relationship.

and everyones favorite, duty

[BionicDance]

Well, yanno...I'm allergic to pot, actually, so...if you're missing out, so am I.

...now, if someone were to offer me a hit or two of acid... ;)

[mak1759]

bulbous bouffant

[rhalas]

Your list made me hungry.

[MangaFanGuy]

wha.......*head explodes*

[flips300021]

Monty Python would describe them as "Tinny" or "Woody" words. I prefer Woody words myself :)

[LeksServices]

{Laughs uproariously and applauds enthusiastically}

[greatwood]

YOU HAS TO SAY BOOKS LIKE CARL SAGAN

b-ks!

[AislinCade]

I also like "Fork" as a weird word.

[WERTY1112]

glockenspiel could be used as a synonym for a mans private parts. atleast i hear in sweden thats the way it's used.

[Wrath0fKhan]

We have some experience with defenestration over here... ;-)

[darkmojojojo]

Hehehe... Nookie :D.

[nodvick]

I like how you tried to be kind of animaniacs-ey at the end

[BionicDance]

Did I? Wasn't necessarily my intention, but even if I did it unconsciously, that's still pretty awesome; I ADORE Animaniacs. :)

[nodvick]

shiggiddy schwa?

[LasraelLarson]

canoodle

[lstntn]

Spelunker

[TheGaytheist]

Epitome

Delicatessen

Auspice

Anklebiter

Oodles

Internecine

[TheLionOfMars]

I'm feeling some kinda way after hearing you say those words. :)

[MeIoco]

I mihgt have added Vagina & Swoth.. for whatever reason ..

[lordtalon69]

food?

kentucky? I live there .. lol ;)

What a random list. Are you trying to be random? heh

[BionicDance]

Being random, yes...TRYING to be random, not so much... ;)

[Arachibutyrophobe87]

Bassoon!!! :D Although I must say that the German word, faggott, provides much more opportunities for wordplay...especially amongst a bassoon section with three gay guys...

[happysplodie]

Samoflange?

Meeses?

[Crawdaddy75]

I'm glad I subbed to you. You have the best voice in the world and you're so articulate. I love hearing you speak.

[BionicDance]

People have told me that they could listen to me reading a telephone book...this vid kinna put that to the test, neh? :)

[guyblond80]

I think you forgot "Pickle."...?

[TheOtherSide100]

"Scrum" gives me waterfall nightmares.

Love this series, especially in full-screen with the lights off.

[ChristopherAtheist]

Some words that I find to be funny: Warmth, Booger, Dictator, Tit, Tree, Duty, Woodpecker, Goddamn....

[JoeyDiphard]

Reminds me of last Friday night when I got drunk and let my junket noose in the car.

I had my girl oil the scrum, toggle the old zamboni, and codswallop my kumquat while I was titillating her. I told her to be careful not to artichoke on the cocktail or she might boffin all over the schwa.

Goddamn, this is a fun channel!

[BorrahAlive]

Why do you have to be so Indonesia Bionicdance?

[Phelan666]

U used my favorite word (Defenestrate). That makes you awesome.

[BionicDance]

THAT made me awesome? Just that? ;)

[Phelan666]

Pretty much all I know about you at this point.

[vooooom]

Gazebo! Emphasize the E.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

Schwa... nerd?

CUCUMBERS FTW!!! :D

[BionicDance]

Hey, I've always thought Schwa was a funny word LONG before I heard of ShwaNerd. But that's cuz I'm kind of a language geek, so I've encountered it before. Plus, there was an episode of the Simpsons where Principal Skinner said it to a class when he was subbing.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

I don't watch the Simpsons :P so I have no idea what you're talking about xP

[V0r4xiz]

Damned, I had to look up a good half of those words. Sometimes I hate being not a native speaker :/

But indeed they do sound funny. Especially titillating (haha, I'm sorry, I'm so immature xD) Just one question. Why the heck did you use "Glockenspiel" ? It's actually a German word. I figure they all sound funny to English speakers, especially those on the other side of the ocean. Has that become a word that is used in the English language ? Oo

Awesome list. My faves r bw regurgitate and swivel.

[BionicDance]

Well, a glockenspiel is a musical instrument; we do USE the word...

[V0r4xiz]

Lolz, I know what it is. As I said, it's a German word. You misunderstood my comment apparently. Anyway, nevermind :>

[ChristopherAtheist]

The word was used on one of the best episodes of Frasier!!

[bigsteakjoe]

shituation, scooch, flabbergasted, wanker, imbecile, fucktard, scram, piehole, flatulence, dirigible, defenestration, Barney, Skippy, Harry Dick, hoity-toity, fancy-schmancy, halfwit, jack-shit, chummy, shmock, hammered, Happy Vest, hogwash, hosible, hot box, dudess, vomit comet.

[BionicDance]

You people are having WAY the heck too much fun...!

...I LOVE it! :D

[bigsteakjoe]

love you, too budess! : )

[IyotenX]

Cornucopia! :D

[Eldxale42]

What about "monkey"? "Monkey" is a funny word, and it has the advantage of describing something even more funny.

Or did I just forget you said that one?

[himethisisme]

You left out "headbutt."

[cerealk53]

Personnaly, I find 'floccinaucinihilipilification­' to be a very interesting word. So many i's...

[dannypantsgm]

globular and chrysanthemum

[cansurfer1]

interesting...there is definately no paucity to the plethora of words that titillate your sense of humour...I like some of them too :)

[defenestrati]

Woohoo! Defenestrate made the list. ;-)

[BionicDance]

Just wait until ShwaNerd sees it. ;)

[ikvsabre]

Codswallop sounds like something that most guys want most girls (or boys) to do :-)

[phenixwryter]

Words are cool.

A few of my faves are invigilating, stupefy, mystified, inveigling and exuberance.

Sounds like love, doesn't it?

[brutus149]

There's a dearth of poppycock in this video.

[RadarKat73080]

Pussyfoot used as a noun! A female birth defect!

[seriouslymatsteele]

I'm adding "ticklesom" to my list!

[loek555]

The Word moose is even funier when the Swedish Chef makes one from chocolate ^^ lol

[loek555]

Cool! I didn't know Yoghurt had a triple spelling :D Yogurt and yoghurt and Yoghourt!

[Isuckatpaintball2]

color and colour

[KableKiB420]

Wow..

[steelhamster]

Disestablishmentarianism..... that word just trips off the tongue don't it? ;-)

[Theophage]

what, no floccinaucinihilipilification ?

[BionicDance]

Can't say I've heard the word until now.

[Theophage]

Defined as "the act or habit of describing or regarding something as worthless"

I likes me some big words.

[BionicDance]

Well, I was going more for funny than big...

[Theophage]

True, but it is fun to say...

[sputnikowns]

More weird thoughts! Woot!