Haunted Garage Sale

[totallychiky]

send help I can't breathe

[DeathAngleful]

That you, Mariah Carey...?

[Ar0474]

Kikis Bucket of bones :)

[Maltrusion]

imma go to sleep now...

[F0rr0r]

You've got an incredible gift for passing as a completely fucking insane individual.

I know you aren't though, and this shit is hilarious.

[AliciaFr33ksh0w]

yeah, the guy who did this passed away =/

[obermegalutschoar]

Do you notice that tickling at the back of your head? Just above where your spine ends? That is the feeling of your brain melting.

[hyenasundries]

i adore all these videos... so sad there seem to be no more. :{

[daveshteven]

I LOVE Shaye Saint John!! This raises the bar.

[bloogunproductions]

Shaye's garage sales are an absolute BLAST

[Resus4ur]

Diarrhea tapes and a bucket o' bones.

[propjam2]

@SpaceDocker420 what happened to him? 

[turbonoisecat]

@propjam2

he died.

[propjam2]

@turbonoisecat what did he die from?

[turbonoisecat]

@propjam2

Nobody knows. It was on the news. His camera was still running and he was lying in the middle of a room full of mannequins and lamps without their shades.

[propjam2]

@turbonoisecat yeah right! 

[ostrovisky]

@turbonoisecat WHAT

[Crbridges0607]

im fixing to cry of scaredness

[simozonelayer]

TOTALY awesome video(s)!

[96LemonLime]

lol its talk so fast lolol hahahha duhwsfjdvjskv

[stanfan114]

God! Hi everyone. I was thinking about Jackie Earle Haley and the kid from Bad News Bears and Breaking Away and suddenly realized it was the same actor who played Rorschach in Watchmen as I was falling asleep, and had the urge to watch Shaye & Kiki's show on the internet and God! Shaye's talking about the time Jackie Earl Haley's freckles raped her on the internet and that's when I decided Shaye understood me hi everyone!

[kandafuryx3]

what does it feel like to wear all that

[RasmusxMel]

oh god, I should stop watching these videos, it's so creepy, but my morbid curiosity won't allow me to stop!! =O *thumbs up to ye ShayeSaintJohn*

[DavidWicked]

this totally makes me want to eat, strangers who have a drug habit, vomit.

[sniffdeesnuts]

i am making a bucket of bones right now

[PartiaLenina]

O KURWA.

[witchhunterrobin79]

Marry me?

[tonyvaguely]

all that's missing is Chuck Connors in drag moving mannequins around with telekinesis to kill Tanya Roberts wannabes for waxwork robot displays in a Tourist Trap.

absofukingmazing!!

[wanttoseemysnake]

ok, tell me does this guy seem like a horror move where a guy takes people's faces off and where them?????

[croopledoopl3]

your a living doll how is that possible are you like a human???

[jddeitz2000]

There are no words...

[egorlike]

wtfffffffffffff is going on

[anexperimat]

ellen degeneres' answering machine has sounds of her cutting her own face off with a marble.

[coldstrawberryblood]

Kiki^^weird_and_cute:D

[blesshiscottonsocks]

MAH BRAINZ

[scientificmaps]

bucket of bones!

[doctorspankluv]

Shaye u rock.

[JusticeAtTheDisco]

what are you smoking??

[sparky0370]

This is not fuckin right! Whoever is behind this has got far reachin mental issues.

[DessicantFilms]

More like far reaching mental dexterity, this is brillliant.

[sparky0370]

Yours are better, but that's just my opinion. This is just weird but it is strangely compelling, kind of like being mind raped. I've watched nearly all of them.

[graywolfz10]

And hes passing the savings onto us!

[xBlackxMariahx]

Mate... you have issues. At first, I thought maybe it was just awesomely creative... but... well... the more I watch, the more it just becomes obvious... you need help.

[TheRadioactiveNegro]

what the fuck?

[jaythestingray]

Jesus! I thought I quit acid!

[deathvampmusic]

lmfao!

:)

[valdostaguru]

Man if you start like trying to think about what she is saying, it makes you go crazy!

[suziemcwrong]

love this more than beer

[hexagonal99]

I thought of this whole video when I was 5 years old. I used to always say freckle ball and marbles when I was like 3 at our 1st garage sale. Who are you?

[mindtrix00]

Fucking psycho.

[gabebc]

This is my new favorite thing on the internet.

I want Kiki's bucket of bones from H.G. Wells!

[shleeve]

OLOLOL ROFL

[Limited317]

Fred?

[EdwR1]

Goddamn, I was thinking the same thing.

Except this guy weirds me out.

[BadazzShovelhead]

I am sorry I just don't understand someone explain...

[BILFBELF]

I doubt there is a logical explaination for all this....

[Will2000000000000000]

u are the sexiest Person ALIVE

[30FootSmirk]

Epic Win -

"The sounds of her cutting her own face off..."

[oldbag699]

who's taping this?

[ShortRoundMcFly72]

postmodern as hell... reminds me of a bret easton ellis novel

[jesikafuz]

omgiloveshayeiwishshehadmorevi­deosweneednewonesCbringshayeba­ck

[Suorrel]

Like your style

[JJPasadena]

this guy is a total tweeker

[slaya52]

This is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen, whoever makes these vids needs to get a fucking life.

[LmaoMayo]

i love this guy. hes just amazing.. hes funny aswell if you really listen to what he says its halarious..he speaks really fast.

[aliceborealis]

Sounds like the vocal might be slightly speeded up.

[storyhole]

I love this so much I want to cry.

[hades12686]

[adult swim]...

[Adon6136]

too much wire therapy

[japancake]

this is too good for adultswim.

[hueythebutt]

ADULT SWIM

[sukirue]

Have you ever killed anyone?

[DelilahThePig]

Did she say, "...Ellen DeGeneres cutting her own face off with a marble..."? Shaye should have a spot on Adult Swim.

[countryKILLS]

Go get some haunted diarrhea video tapes.

[x1n3t1x]

this is so sexy oh god <3

[PrimalXL]

oh didnt know that

[PrimalXL]

i wonder what she looks like without the mask

[Niyou77]

SHAYE BEAR MY HORRIBLE LOVE BABIES!

[djdjdjdjdjhaha]

sick

[KSRothwell]

Wait, what?

[effected51]

this is like...South Park + Silence of the Lambs + Hostel + Some Marilyn Manson video...

[hpswpotclotr]

yup if southpark and silence of the lambs combined it would pretty much make this =/

[doctorspankluv]

I want the tape OFF of Shaye....this pisses meda fuckoff!

[greenkiwis]

this is scary.. :|

[tigressblue]

Hilarious! I loved it Shaye Saint John! Let me buy some skin tape from your garage sale please?

[christopheleo]

thats a guy lol just listen

[sagosen]

Think I'd love some subtitles on this one. You have a very fast natural talk!

[grantmoore3d]

Next time some woman goes missing, you might want to contact this person

[sukirue]

LOL!

[theshag]

thannk you for this, it has helped my in many ways, i finally know what so sell with my bucket of bones the next time George Orwell visits my garage sale.

[soupie]

H.G Wells gave Kiki the bucket of bones?!?

was that while he was playing with the time machine?!?

lol

[valeriargh]

Oh. My. God. That is the bizarrest thing I have ever seen. Ace!!

[Tedsuzan]

"Specificity celebri-name prostration krill event recital" is what I think you should name the sale.

[xmericjx]

do not watch this on shrooms...

[psion005]

I agree... Salvia would be much more sensible :)

[rockstarrocket]

Quinn Cummings Freckles rape people??! LMAO! HAHAHAHA! Too funny. What a trip this is. more videos like this please. :o)

[Trebuchet1221]

lolz

[vect0rwolf]

Shaye, I think your skin tape therapy is getting out of control.

[love9metal2child]

I love you

[rextangle]

Hypnotizing!

[tigressblue]

Shaye Saint John, this is extremely good stuff! I love it.

[heddalee]

Wow.

With a marble.

WHAt was Ellen Degeneres thinking?!

[XBE84]

I actually saw this about a week ago. Thought nothing of it, but woke up chuckling to myself this morning about this very video.

I don't know what it is but lol

[tbb603]

I love this

this makes my day better

[shayeagain]

God I hate it when Marilyn Monroe's ghost calls me high on Valium. What a betch.

[zipzooza]

Brilliant. I love your work.

[DANCENo925]

WHAT THE FUCK!?...........

[redflamingolingo]

You are fabulous.

[Gidgie]

I LOVE IT!

[ShayeSaintJohn]

Thank you,darling.

[dettigs]

Shaye, i heard from a reliable source that jimmy Mcnichol is very interested in purchasing Kiki's bucket of bones as a surprise b-day present for sister kristy.....i'll keep ya posted

[trrill]

How can I get a freckleball, and when I press it against comic strips, will it transfer Nora Ephron's sense of timing?

[HTOVERCLOCKED]

dude I love your videos nuff sed =}

[onehundreddollars]

THE TRUE IMAGE

[neveded]

THANK YOU - I needed this video psychotherapy! Love you.

[ShayeSaintJohn]

Love you back. I am happy you got what you needed. I love what you do.

[Bern33]

Shaye, you are better than anything ever!

[shiningcross]

Yay, finally a new video!

[shiningcross]

Oh yeah I forgot to ask! Are you selling any of those delicious skin tight skin tape suits at the garage sale?!

[shiningcross]

For a name... maybe... "Shaye's Haunted Garage Sale & A Bucket of Bones"

[shiningcross]

Your names were like 100 times better though Shaye lolol.