Dave Chappelle The Best of Stand Up

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[MrVintzent]

haha his white ppl voice impersonations are the best!

[Runetag]

Nigga what the fuck is juice loooooooooool.

The semen bandit has struck again!! Oh my that was too much ROFL

[darkmcleod31]

dave chapelle does not derserve this cut up bullshit.

[kawasakiPRIME]

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN! LMFAO!!!!!

[agetro82]

Yeah Oscar your a grouch!

[MadeInGermany94]

i want that pourple stuff to but im not black xD

[dallas312]

what are the names of all dave chappelles shows

[ManDudeYeah]

5:26 when he slips HAHAHA

[stargazerlily86]

"Wait a minute! I wanna leave my calling card."

"I want some of that grape drink." lol!

[Terla11]

the semen bandit has struck again

[poohbrown1]

i love his voicesss !

lmaO

[Kurlan]

too bad dave isnt muslim you ignorant racist son of a bitch

[projektzero]

Chappelle is a Muslim. He told Time Magazine in a May 2005 interview, I dont normally talk about my religion publicly because I dont want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful if you learn it the right way."[12]

[worldaman]

What is your point?

[projektzero]

Kurlan (21 hours ago)

too bad dave isnt muslim you ignorant racist son of a bitch

Context, learn about it.

[jbelack0]

who cares what his religion is

[b1elal]

THE VERY BEST stand up Comedian in history but the CIA and JEWS always doing this to muslims all over the world (make guys like dave fail and guys jerry sienfeild make tons and tons of money)

[niggers00smell00bad]

I just love my name

[rrmmt23]

grow up

[opwildcat45]

dave chappelle is a beast

[frodonet]

LMAO!! THE SEMEN BANDIT HAS STRUCK AGAIN!!

HAHAHAHA...i can't stop laughing!

[BoatsNHoes26]

wow whats up with this bob thing?

[ThePrince6561]

he needs to stop smoking crack XD

[Joeki11a]

This dude needs to return, do movies or something

[alwaysmasturbating]

say"B -I TCH , I LIVE IN A F -UCKIN THRASH CAN!!" LOL

[lakersownsuns]

huh hes still here!

[SlRDancealot]

The choices of clips were nice, but it's annoying that you cut out the end of some sketches, like you keep the final joke but you cut out the laughter, and the laughter is a key part of standup, when other people laugh you find it alot easier to laugh yourself

[hartistry1957]

I love this guy! lmfaoff(yeah, I'm white, wtfthat got ta do w/it?)

[GrieverLionHeart17]

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASHCAN!!!

[thegreatbrettano]

i want that purple stuff

[babygrrlmusic]

i want dat purple stuff...

lmao!

[uglyassbitch06]

i want that purple stuff

[akbarblanchet]

4:33

"i want that purple stuff"

HAHAHAHA HIS FACE!

[xXxXbabyfaceXxXx]

HEZ BLACK! OK BIG lipz big noze dick hanging out,, say no more sir :P!!! ROFL..

[derrbarn14]

holy shit THE SEMEN BANDIT HAS STRUCK AGIAN fuck that cracked me up.

[xDEADIRISHMANx]

The semen bandit has struck again!!!

[dillydan88]

Witness says- bowt 6,2ft, white contact in left eye, L shaped scar on cheek, baseball shorts, grey jumper, air max 95 trainers.

Scetch artist hears- Black, black, black, black

very true lol

[fbhorton1990]

FUCK!!! HE KNOWS I LIKE GRAPE JUICE!!!

[lilcomposer]

jesus christ man, dont say shit like that! they dont ALL know...h e might be onto us, though...

[thebeerkup]

You like grape juice? Im pretty sure you mean grape drink.

[fbhorton1990]

mmm... it's purple

[gramcraka101]

not just purple drink, but PURPLE DRANK!

[DaRkSlAyEr1458]

lol!!

[ym1212ym]

the semen bandit has struck again!! lol

[ym1212ym]

he wa sblack oh ok big lips big nose dick hanging out say no more sir say no more lol

[gameyfreak7]

i live in a fuckin trash can!!!LOL

[SolidShit]

he is Good , Half B aked Good Movie!

[abcdrcill1]

semen!! ahahahahah rofl!!!

[nbnf21]

u should be saying hell power

[GangsterRODA]

dave chappelle is cool

[derchecker100]

I like Dave but the one and only mistake the last years was that his jokes are 99% only on black/white-issues.

Always you see Dave doin some standup you dont have to wait long for black/white-jokes... this trains never late with Dave.

[tomhackett]

hahahahaha his white voice in the grocery store lmaooo i had to replay that bit about 20 times

[chriskill08]

big lip big face dick hanging out...say no more sir, ill draw him from memory...LOL

[tomhackett]

that girl laughing louder than everyone else was so annoying.... sick vid still

[coreyownz]

the sperm bandit has struck again!!!

[turbenago]

semen bandit

[Thrillseekertjuh]

crappy sound!

[pmarceau]

Yeah but it was worth it

[BadBrandon14]

lol.....this place is a mess....check it for seamen lol i wanna leave my calling card

[afiqsince86]

yea but wut about the grape drink and black ppl? i dont get it toO.. im not from america obviously..

[malkeee]

u dont have to be from america to get it...it's cheaper, grape drink has lower quality and cheaper...

[afiqsince86]

yea, i kinda get that thanx.. but y it has to be grape? wutabout orange drink? ..or strawberry drink?

[malkeee]

that works 2....

[nadzladz]

hay I'm from australia and i don't get the deal with black people and grape drink. what's the deal?

[raman126]

umm its because black people r usually ghetto and in the ghetto its all about grape drink , u dont have any juice down there, its all about the drink

[grahamthefat]

screw u gknock025 ur a dick

[ILIEKGIRLS]

THE SEMEN BANDIT HAS STRUCK AGAIN!

[mutillidie]

i don't usually like american comedians but chappele is good :D

[afiqsince86]

then y dont u try "george carlin" mate ;)

[gknock025]

hes shit, its just acting on different accents and talking about whites and niggas, fucking shite

[harobacktrailx1]

hey dick head why coment if you aint got nothin to say

Dave Chappelle is awsome 5/5

[zeinzeinzeinzein]

harobacktrailx1

youre damn right! this guy is # 1

[skripz001]

wow somebody doesn't like white people

[BBPirate06]

You kiddin? He has a bunch of white friends and he likes em fine. Hes a comedian tho, and its material. Plus its not that odd to find black people prejusticed.

[kdizzzle123]

i just want to bash your face in rightnow

[rainawelch]

Wow. ._.

[hmkautomoto]

i think they are both at the same level, they just have different styles

[ExCpk]

Bitch I live in a fuckin' trash can! xD

[poohbrown1]

n e waii BACK TO DAVE CHAPPELEE

he;s a qood comedian fuck everiibody else !

[oldschoolblackgirl]

ther is otha good comedians katt williams chris rock so one and so on

[RyanLuckyNinko]

ha ha ho! lol

[12CREAM21]

all black comedians always joke about how they are discriminated against

[Dynoriderx]

ok.

[jjws]

thats because white comedians have nothing to be discriminated for

[ultimatekornfanhurt]

mexicans do

but they dont talk aout it

[damnwindowshopper]

butt it fucking funny

[siamaknormani]

Did you know there is a country which calls negro: purple eggplant?.

[couzinric999]

nigga what the fuck is juice

[Fouldz888]

bitch i live in a fuckin trash can!!!!

[FATTayamee]

hahahah

[DinMoriel]

the semen bandit has struck again! hilarious

[Blizzardous1]

The semen bandit has struck again!

[89earlgrey]

BITCH I LIVE IN A  FUCKING TRAsh can

[ridethespiral23]

that black kid wanted the purple drink (laughing out loud)

[orbitphresh]

nigga what the fuck is juice?! lmfaoo

[bromley2008]

he paints pictures when hes tellin his story, like you put your self in the story and its crazy, i love dave chappelle best comedian by far!

[ueihtam1942]

can somebody tell me the original date for the first bit of the video with the roberry thing? a french stand up comedian did exactly the same thing (like he'ld have just translated it) in 2003, is dave chapelle's anterior?

[scarter180]

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASH CAN!!! best line ever!

[yetipoop]

i want that purple stuff ahaha thats what i named my guild on WOW

[Colinalb]

WOW.. Ur a loser.

[yetipoop]

im a loser cause i play wow? your a loser cause you suck cock lil bitch

[WrestleGames]

you're not a loser, but no offense but your comeback as lame

[PalaJoseha]

Dude...WoW is quite a good game actually.

Way better than some other shit out there. I mean, how else did blizzard make such a heap of cash?

[yetipoop]

idk wtf i said cause i cant find my comment...but shit nigga wow is a sick ass game i got a few 80s wow ftw

[wobbygongman]

I love his white person impression ha ha.

[Chessboxer09]

"The semen bandit has struck again!"hahaa

[AncientMonarch]

Grape drink...ha ha ha

[SyracuseLax08]

watch the black kid in the back.... i want that purple stuff." HAHAHAHAH

[gunitlaws]

nice clips ~

[playkai]

seedbandit has stroke Again hahahahaha

[BeautyU2U]

LOL @ Too nice for me! Haha.

[george15051987]

these are vegtables lol

[rubeno1995]

nigga what the fuck is juice i want purple drink baby

[Jeffrey9194]

i wanna leave my CALLING CARD ROFLMAO :D

[thequag1]

Bitch i live in a fuckin trash can!!!!

[suncec]

say no more sir I'll draw him from merory. I'm surprise Chappelle didn't add

Look out for a young man he has a basketball, listens to lilwayne, and wears bagey clothes, and do not approach this mand

[dielon312]

THE SEAMAN BANDIT HAS STRUCK AGAIN!

[jville36tom]

SEMEN

[stylakidd]

GOD DAMN U DEFINERS!

[NorthsideRebellz]

lol @ youtube thugz

[wardster10]

lmao at sketch artist :)

[CRAZYconTHEsk8er]

dude, you cut out the best parts of each clip

[hillcrestG]

lmfao!

[msane4XX]

yeah oscar your a grouch! BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASHCAN

[msane4XX]

i have his shirt

[artistsandbox]

I have his underwear

[filthyj24]

the best of dave chappelle needs to be alot longer than 5:49

[JCeiver612]

"I want that purple stuff" lol

[sam345]

funny stuff

[musiccrazed247]

lol but dave is right, its not the police we should blame, ITS THOSE FUCKING SKETCH ARTISTS

[rofLopolous]

ahaha 'oh...well while you're here, u DO fit a description' haha

[spoon123456]

i want to leave my calling card. the semen bandit has struck again!! XDDDDD lmao

DAVE CHAPELLE TO PRESIDENT!!

[adammiller38xkart]

lmao! ''oscar your a grouch'' Bitch i live in a fuckin trash can!'' hahahahahahaahahah

[enj01sk8t3r]

he can talk like a white guy lol!

[devildriver024]

yea he can, i love when he does chuck taylor on chapelles show :)

[RoushStage2]

so what does a white guy sound like??? Your moms pussy is nasty!! like that??

[enj01sk8t3r]

maby a fucking white piece of shit like you but not normal white people go fuck your sister or something that you insest fat fuck redknecks do go suck a dick while your at it

[RoushStage2]

Redneck? are you kidding me....Nor Cal baby!

[enj01sk8t3r]

whatever...

[smoothcollected]

so that means you not a redneck

[musiccrazed247]

dude, stop instigating ppl and enjoy dave's comedy, thats wat this vid was put up for, if u wanna diss ppl, go to the nazis or something

[musiccrazed247]

lol i watch this so many times and i still would b rolf

[707RipOtee]

My Calling Card!!

[ghjmnb12]

lmfaoooooooo hilarious!

[nrobnas65]

he's a genius. the best. makes me laugh without trying. he is just funny with an interesting angle on racism.

[ukoffline]

The Semen bandit has struck again kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkk so funny dave ... loool

[n8iveidiot13]

rofl 5:00 - end is hellas funny

[Peelser2010]

Dave Chappelle is Very funny

[thekatna]

u go boy

[stitchmond3]

HAHAHA!! big lips, big nose, dick hangin out ....SAY NO MORE SIR!!!

[jooorooo]

the cemen bandit lol

[koreya211]

greatest comedian of all time!

[Rapmastac1]

He is a close second though, to the one and only George Carlin! Not only the funniest, but the wisest person that I know. Long live Carlin! And good wishes to Dave and his new endeavors, I miss the Chapelle's show a lot!

[707RipOtee]

I have to disagree, Richard Pryor. That is the best.

[420tokester420]

funny as hell

[KiedisFlea]

"

Open and shut case, Johnson!!"

[Bosnianboy83]

You are so mean Oscar.Isn't he kids?Yeah Oscar you're a grouch.

[niceandfine]

lol

[bayscoolest]

lol

[SakialeGUnit]

No pimpin Count?

[IcyScythe]

Him going off to Africa or whatever was a huge loss to comedy.

[Toyota4Life]

omg this is funny....

[kvstreet]

he is the king of stand up comedy

[KingoftheAtlandLa]

Dave Chappelle stand-up is fucking funny

[bananas390]

this is great

[diggityshit]

The Semen bandit has struck again!!!!

[mogaa]

Nigga what the fuck is juice?

[frozen1black1rain]

Grape drank lol!

[gareof]

the sketch artist - - great - - my kids love this guy...i'm gettin' there slowly...