Ellen's Monologue - Rap Music

[whatorwellsaid]

lmao!

[keleic]

i love how ellen makes herslef sound old and uncool but everyone knows she's the coolest person alive :)

[FeedUsFetusFajitas]

"I wanna take your clothes off, and hang em' in the closet real nice." :L

[DarkRiver756]

Ellen's monologue + half of the show xD

[annadeng161]

how cood no one want to marry her shes so cool

[amarieoflothlorien]

@annadeng161 ellen is married, to Portia

[ValentinoCostal]

The girl at 6:23 really does look like Christina Ricci

[doomsdaymonster7]

Ellen is so classy. Her humor is always super funny and very classy. Love and respect her because of that.

[dillwithit]

I liked this because of Mario Lopez.

[1RJL6]

I wish I worked for Ellen! It looks awesome!

[sweettooth2311]

they weren't petting puppies..?!!!! o_o

[TechyTreckyNerd]

awesome check this chic out she has a way with words but she needs beats @techytreckynerd

[koreandatingchan]

You can get the file for this music on Media Outlet Online. Find it on google!

[SuperStrange321]

What's that song starting at 4:45

[checkerzgal]

@SuperStrange321 Usher - yeah

[Meereeaall]

AHAHHAHAHA

ooops, my ad vill

hahahah

[nombrechile]

that guy really does look like george clooney!

[TexasHasPoo]

getting jiggy wit it ! AWW YE

[TheZodiacsigns]

Only on Ellen does an entire audience dance with the host. Incredible! Gotta love her.

[TheIQube]

does ellen pitch or recieve?

[BlakeGoodwell]

@TheIQube i dont think she plays baseball.... joking C: but i doubt they use strapons

[MOFO11393]

she needs to listen to 90s rap!!!

[NadiaFranke]

Ellen 's great !!

[JDog39617]

Not all rap music is bad. I have a friend who listens to Christian rap. She says a big artist is Tobymac.

[CoHOCD]

@JDog39617 TobyMac isn't so much a rapper as a singer (although he does rap). Two great ones are Rapture Ruckus and KJ-52.

[razoonrazan]

i wanna take ur clothes off and hang them in the closet lol XD

[ojesulem]

50 Cent, Penny Marshal...Lol

[shomy1990m]

Can someone please tell me the name of the song that begins @05:57 Please!

[chicoimpala]

@shomy1990m Fergie.... Glamourous

[shomy1990m]

@chicoimpala Thank you so much!!!!

[90mv]

I hate bet

[smrtkoala]

waht was that song at 4:51?

[welshcorgilover0]

@smrtkoala "Yeah" by Usher.

[smartalec1991]

Ellen's super funny!

[Texasjim2007]

Rap music is peddled to stupid black teenagers by rich white liberals because they know it statitstically increases the odds of the kids getting shot in a drive by drug deal or infected with AIDS from being fucked up the ass in prison. Jane Fonda told black people to join the Jonestown Cult and wants to help abort more black babies.

[octavoch]

@Texasjim2007 where is your evidence? the research? wow!

[LadyBeex3]

50?

[LadyBeex3]

WILL SMITH :)

[LadyBeex3]

she's 100% person, and people wouldn't be bugging if a black guy said this.

[LadyBeex3]

Lmao. WO !

[leoprincess8567]

That is so true

[iMSoFlyiBlowMyMind]

i love ellen.....

[sallyheartjack]

ellen i wanna eat ice cream with you

[MirandaAugust64]

"I want to take you clothes off... and hang them in the closet really nicely." LOL

[22nemo3]

white people can not dance.

and did u notice they always laff at what she says funny or not

[leoprincess8567]

@22nemo3 Who are you to say if they can dance or not?

[Kyder]

What she dances to isn't rap music. Lol. Its all hip hop.

[NatalieNewMoon]

I love rap

[Yeppi1]

Omg.. She's so amazing, it's too bad that we don't have someone like her in the Netherlands

[zacharyljkja]

she love music..i love music too..

[JenniViZ]

SHE'S 52?!?!?! HOLY SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!! I thought she was like... 40? Lol

[sqooid99]

ellen doesn't look 50 at all! she looks way younger!

[notthonlydreamr]

Coolest 52 year old on the planet.

[Waterpaw1]

@notthonlydreamr wow i didnt know she was over 50 i mean shes still awesome and you know she still looks great too

[ctay123456789]

@notthonlydreamr no doubt about it! 

[chrysbelombre]

i like ellen but her show is for mature lesbians

[lalahv]

@chrysbelombre been watching this since i was a little. am now 20 and i am straight. i didn't realize that comedy & interviews & games meant i have to be older & gay.

[SC3N3PL0xx]

LOL YES! I Love her so much. xD

When I'm 50, I wish to be like her. owo

[CAvideoFAN]

LOL! The monoluge is about rap music, and then she plays Will Smith. LOL!

[CAvideoFAN]

haha. there are around 2900 views from people that typed in "rap music" in the YouTube search box. That's funny.

[NeCamilla]

i love it when she says KA KA KA KAAA

[lakmerevlon]

could someone please tell me which song is played when the tall man is dancing around 4:41

[youwastemytime]

@lakmerevlon Yeah! - Usher Ft. Lil Jon and Ludacris

[cookiemonsterules]

will smith <3

[Cowonahill629]

Ew, I hate rap. Bleh. But I like Will Smith and Ellen D.... So, its all good. :D

[cookiemonsterules]

@Cowonahill629 Maybe you've never heard real rap.

[Cowonahill629]

Trust me, I have. I just dont like it.

[linette1995]

kaaaaaaaaa to you Ellen!!!!

[RealHipHopTunes]

wow no knowledge of rap!

[serieslover88]

Haha..i love her!!

[WCWSting1]

LMAO.

[ereyes28]

i love will smith!!!

[waytoogangsta]

She's funny, but if you think that Chamillionaire only makes songs about money, than you obviously don't listen to any song he says. He made that name because he feels like he's 'rich in style'.

Ridin' was his biggest hit, but it had nothing to do with being rich. More like racial profile and being accused by the police of having drugs on you or in your car.

That's a real message that's authentic.

Love Ellen though.

[whirlyfan]

nah ! but usual they do chamillionaire is not good rapper i get ur popint though !

[tanmarie01]

I cannot believe you called BET musica dumb n**** music you might want to watch your choice of words. The video was alright but the comment was unnecessary

[sparkelgirl11]

@tanmarie01 everyone has different opinions of music and thats okay

[soulshaker205]

Omg the celebrety look-a-likes had me roaring!

[track818]

lmao, was that really her? cause i swear it wasn't her dancing

[akshita18]

noo she was nt

[1ellenfanever]

yeah that was her dancing but it was a look alike that did the dancing in the advil commercial lol

[track818]

ohhh haha that's Ellen for you, even when she's advertising, she's still funny AS HELL

[ereyes28]

it wasnt her. but sure fooled me...LOl...i was like WTF!?

[Poojauppal]

lol penny marshall

[akshita18]

i didnt got it... wt does it mean?

[Poojauppal]

penny marshall is not a rapper

[BboyShinnny]

lol.... rap is a form of hip hop..

[RealDefentertainment]

actually that will smith song have some bragging she just mentioned before

[DarkSilver19]

hey wat song is that!?!? its pretty good

[DarkSilver19]

the first rap one that she started to dance with....i cant search for it

[RealDefentertainment]

The song is called Get Jiggy wit` it by Will Smith aka Fresh Prince

[ArtCrimez]

thank you ellen i love hip hop but HATE RAP

[loveshakespeare]

God, she is hilarious when she dances!

[xXMvLPRoXx]

lol when "ellen" started dancing, the music sounded like walk this way by Aerosmith

[kkdkaith]

its true what shes talking bout hehe

[RayleighhJo]

i LOVE ellen!! ;D

[vanjasimbel]

she's the best!!!

[iluvtomandbill]

this is funny

[LeDiskoLove99]

I agree with Ellen rap music has too much crap in it now.

But Will is the only decent one that I'll listen to.

I love Ellen and Will!

[MJMovement]

My dance-off with Ellen

Search: America's Worst Dancer Challenge

[Yashiros1chic]

fifty and breakdancin' LOL

[iiNANCYx33]

hahaha i love the whole stunt double thing

[lilchubbs808]

who ever was break dancing that wasnt ellen that person had more hair then ellen

[sizzy432]

wat is the song at 9:18 till the end!??

[totallyawesome12121]

lol i wanna take you clothes off and hang em up in the closet real nice

[katandliz]

ROFL

[runswithcoyote17]

why does she do that.."back at ya ka ka ka ka!" like in the beginning?

[Buschix3]

uh, weeee-ell :D

it was a joke from her once with a bird and because the audience liked it she keeps on doing it.

[ArchuletaObsessed]

ellen, i freakin love you to death.

this is great for me cuz i'm depressed cuz of mj, and you never fail to lift my spirits.

:]

[strawberrymj]

oh hun, im the same..... im terrible because of mj's death but ellen makes me smile if only just a little

[AnneAndTrine]

me too :O haha

[Propel10cal]

shheee is soooo funnnnnny! if im ever in a bad mood. i turn to her.

[tricksta234]

we love ya ellen! x

[drean4560]

lol I love Ellen. Shes soooooo funny.

[indianprincessx0]

l0l!!!

she is halarious!

[starsstrets]

my fav rapper is lil wayne and Ja rule

and now obviously ELLEN

[Poppenhuis]

I fucking love her!!

[believiny0urself]

what's the song that they're dancing to?

[alain2216]

get the jiggy with it by Will Smith .Enjoy

[brent8692]

Gettin Jiggie wit it. by will smith

[FFFFunny]

she can rap!

[blacklight019]

so true....its all about money and hoes

except Eminem

[lina7217]

lol ya have u heard some of eminem's songs?? they'r pretty bad!! lol but i still love him

[blacklight019]

they are funny dark and sometimes sad....but he still better then most people.

lol...one hates him but loves him

[lina7217]

i agree. i love his songs. i like how they tell a story...good lyricist :-D

[klm130]

ever heard the song 'superman' by him?

cuz its about hoes

[JoyC666]

lol

[riverbeddesert]

Chamillionaire, 50 Cent........Penny marshall. !!!!!!!

[behabtwa]

haha, she's dancing like a guy! ... she's so adorable. just hanging out with her not even doing anything must be crazy fun!!

[MyaBacardiJaguar]

LoL, I think Ellen IS a guy!! XD  :D

[behabtwa]

might be true... lol

[max34be]

she is :O isnt she??

[chesnix]

GO eLLen #1

[onyony68]

totally awesome woman! anyone has a thing against her has no right to

[milajep]

WoW, I didn't know Ellen could break dance...! :)

[IrishCat04]

That's not her...notice the wig and the different clothes

[ousbloggno]

lol, everybody knows that thats not ellen.

[milajep]

I know, I was just kidding... xD

[iledvmbsiscvs]

did u reli think that waz ellen ?!?

[luvCKay]

that tall big guy is cute!

[Gottagetoutnow]

i cnt believe shes 50..shes awesome!

[kingevil3]

lesbians are hot. i have nothing against them

[kingevil3]

no but i want u too SHUT THE HELL UP

[me2u2like]

Anger management.

[kingevil3]

i just made a simple comment no need for stupid remarks

[me2u2like]

Aw youR such a good person, you have nothing against lesbians....WHO CARES , YOUR COMMENT WAS DUMB , GET OVER IT!!

[me2u2like]

You already said that...... i also made a simple comment , wtf is your point ?

[brlaranjo]

in the litchen lol

[laurakissy1993]

"I wanna take your clothes off and hang them in the closet real nice":))

Ellen is sooooo funny! I love her!!

[BraseFTW]

she can dance

[DJSIMPLYP]

i just rapped over a beat...kinda like a contest check out my vid "grimey barz"

peaceeeeeee

[cher4995]

yeah like helen can dance like that

she can dance good but not like that

[LGFCRequiem]

hahaha that was an ok spit for qan old white chick

[90mloda]

haahhhahaa

[lefteye4life]

she is so rite bout rap music, but i do listen 2 it lol

[PurrfectandPretty2]

Oops there goes my advil, hahaha :D

[erikamantzaros]

i love her, she is amazing ,greece love you

[crystalpurple]

that makes us 2! haha filia polla!

[aminmontrose]

She is SO sweet! So adorable. LONG LIVE LESBIANS AND GAY MEN. Let's all move into the future and stop all this hatred. I can't think of someone I would trust more with my kids than Ellen. She wouldn't turn them gay. And if they were gay, then I would love them too. What's with all this hate. Don't get it. It's nothing but fear, covered up with religious doctrine.

[jalabi99]

Ellen isn't funny or sweet or adorable "for a gay person" -- she is all those things, period. And yeah, she's gay too. So what?

Really, what people do in the privacy of their own bedrooms has nothing to do with me.

[aminmontrose]

Jalabi... Maybe you have problems ready English. I didn't say "for a gay person". I have read my own comment over and over and can not see where I said that??? Please READ something correctly. And FYI I am gay myself. I can't help but your strange reaction was because I wrote "Long Live Lesbians and Gay Men" and can only assume you would rather forget Ellen is 'one of them' and just enjoy her surface value. Unfortunely you have to accept 100% of people, it's more respectful that way.

[crazyxpeople07]

I agree,it's not only her it's every gay/lesbian celebrity or even just normal person,people view them differently..so what she's a lesbian she's still hilarious,she''s still a person!

[hamptonpanthers]

LOL i wanna take her clothes off and put them in the closet.

[crazyxpeople07]

LOL I can't say I want to do that (I'm straight)

[prettyspoken2007]

that's not her at the ending!! she's not the one doing those moves ppl..look at her hair!!!!!!!!!!

[SolitaryDarkness]

Hey, I don't live in america and since we have dish aerial at home I wanted to try and get the channel on which the show aires (hoping I'll be lucky with the time difference....)

Maybe somebody could help me by telling me the channel(s) :D and maybe the satellite.

[amandasweet]

howdy doody

[xPinkxIsxPunkx]

Ellen is the best! I love the way she dances! Tonight she has some awsome news about her O Yes I Can Campaigne

[GaaraJunkie]

i saw the switch just b4 n after the dance.. o.O

[HOTDesigirl]

old skool rap is soooo much better!

R.I.P

2PAC

[brieb08]

Wow that ending was amazing!!

[confidentialxx]

she's sooo great, her show is the best :-)

[tophatchick]

"I want to take your clothes off and hang them in the closet real nice." Haha, Ellen.

[joejoe1029384756]

louie ell granday