how to try and cheat at rock paper scissors

[MrPlasticsnowman]

3229 people are WONDERFUL PEOPLE!!!

[technoturtles98]

i know how to do rock paper sisors and win every time. u start by doing rock two times then you do sissors

[TheMcDucky]

@technoturtles98

What if i do paper paper rock?

[technoturtles98]

@TheMcDucky well then idk

[trevan123456]

lol i flaged em as spam and read it and i bet i wont die

i read some other ones befor and never died

[GamerG0d1337]

lol, I watched a video of a guy playing with himself.

[mindfreakTMN]

Forever alone :( playing rps with himself

[geminibaum29]

At least we didn't get Rick Rolled !

[ChrisDometakis]

@ware76mm lol when ppl make dumbass comments lyk tht i just read the top half ...DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.

[kirbyover9000]

all you have to do is say "best two out of three" if you lose.

[ColdHeartAlchemist]

like if you think this fits to the narrow definiton of m*sturbation - "plays with him/herself" :D

[jenfraire612]

It is two people not someone playing with themselves.

[intelX1000]

@jenfraire612 no look at the shapes of the hands. its one person idiot. your one of the 185 idiots who was fooled

[RCT3rox]

185 people play with themselves.

that sounds wrong...

[lemonslemons2010]

@RCT3rox no kidding. lol

[07joya]

@RCT3rox

there were two people....

[TheTSense]

Was soll das heißen sie können Fegelein nicht finden? Ja dann suchen sie hin!

[Kyeran2005]

thumbs up If u think this guy is the worlds biggest dumbass bitch.

[TheAryan15]

wtf was that

[TheRegimeister]

anybody else notice the epic iron board at the end?

[PhantomzK]

wtf?

[urbaalex1]

"Yawn!!!!"

[kittycat3661]

lol thumbs up if you started playing rps with yourself

[TheSilver517]

Playing rps with yourself?....Forever alone.

[RealFutureStar33]

prolly a siamese twin?

[badziobw]

IF HE IS PLAYING HIMSELF DOES HE HOLD HIS CAMERA WITH HIS MOUTH?

[53525252252]

@badziobw A bipod, tripod, etc.

[killingyoukindly]

@badziobw awesome. XD

[jinnwarior]

cheating

at rock paper scissors

good news everyone! we've discovered a new low for humanity!

[auti89]

this person obviously fails at life. and so do anyone who liked this vid

[SpeedStackingJimBoy]

theres 2 people(at the end 1 person is saying something while the other is laughing)

[keltoneEvans]

everyone knows that

[Justeazy8]

I... I'm pretty sure it's two different people, just a REALLY awkward angle. The fingers on the one hand are a little longer than the other.

[addierocks11]

yea sure go ahead and play rps wif urself EEEEWWWW

[LunaoDyanau807]

lõl_Añy_gÚys_wÃNt_tÓ_chàt_wIth­_mE

[beeniefide]

@LunaoDyanau807 Ñó tHáÑkS Lóvé

[sylar626]

like wtf...



[angel13510]

i dont get it...did i seriously just watch a random guy play rock paper scissors with himself???!!!!

i miss that 23 seconds of my life...

[urbaalex1]

"Was I dreaming?!?!"

[xbradboy13x]

@angel13510 if you care about 23 seconds go outside

[Digiscat]

@angel13510 22 seconds actually. the 22nd second doesn't exist. --- Though the comment, ya, 24 seconds. (Not 23 anyways)

[AshleyT753]

@angel13510 you dont get it? well your supposed to play with yourself!! LOL

[YahZozo]

umm i dont see the trick... idiot....

[sweetcupcake215]

i bet he makes 100+ acc to like this bullshit

[bobbyjoe112358]

Loser

[FRAGNITION]

I played against myself and I won :D

But I also lost

DAMN YOU FUCKER

[mrtylerb3]

u know u have no friends when u have to play rock paper scissors by yourself

[42coin]

Fuckaa

[Vdogg2496]

No Comment.

[supersonic71097]

2 hamds of the same person+convincing title=EPIC FAIL VIDEO

[32docholiday]

He almost lost to himself a couple times.....

[BenDover1151]

ok this is how u cheat all u got to do is punch them in the face and say i win bitch

[ChicanoRapMusic4Life]

How df can you cheat playin rock paper scissors?

[UltimateMatt000]

Always choose Chuck Norris.

[THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE]

just say "you go first"

[silentkiller102]

And how does showing us your staged video with your friend teach us how to cheat at it?

[RawrItsaRainbow]

wait, if hes playing Rps with himslef, where is the third hand? o.o if he is also holdin the camera :O

[simasbrother]

@RawrItsaRainbow it is not the cam older

[baconlove25]

@RawrItsaRainbow  lolz your right =D

[MrCatalystic]

Not only is he playing with himself, he's videotaping it also XD

[unabletounderstand]

err.... Good game? I guess?

[avatarkiller11]

you suck

[MsPowergirl97]

wow....... get a life

[darkrayver014]

what the its just you taking a vid with your camera :P

[Qermaq]

Nice ironing board, loser.

[Maxstermind]

you need a friend..

[loneWolf1589]

You sir. Ehh.. Child. Are. Gay.

[holyhandgrenade999]

wtf is this I don't even

[sillyvato]

dude ur fucking homo



[Eugene4251]

Stop playing rock paper scissors with yourself. I think you should play with yourself. Period. You won't be so depressed.

[Frosty6209]

Its simple all ypu have tp do is go slower than the othwr person thats all and i always win if i do that :)

[FasterThanLightX]

Nilalalah is forever alone.

[tacticalrenegade]

A schizophrenic plays RPS with themselves.

[cluberson]

yeah FAGS but i am a fag too cause me and 500000 ppl watch that as well...damm we are idiots

[jorelzky]

F.A.G.S

[Drmfilms1]

GAY BOY

[angemarvelous]

hey! you owe me time!...>=/

[DANTE908780]

lol retarded

[idonthatethissite]

o_e

[250Trojan]

FUCK OFF

[250Trojan]

WHAT A FUCKING LOAD OF BASTARD BOLLOCKS CUNT WANK SHIT

[jrpenguin4]

u can choose which hand win and which hand loose.

[Crasifaa]

Who plays rps with themselves.........

[weeryan2008]

@Crasifaa Nilalalah, becuase he has no friends that you definately can't hear in the backround.

[macintosh079]

@Crasifaa hes not playing with him self 0:20

[DarkDagger05]

@Crasifaa a loner

[hejmeddig713]

@Crasifaa gays XD

[kckinsmcg]

@Crasifaa People who are

FOREVER ALONE

[VIadTheImpaIer]

@Crasifaa Among other things he plays with himself

[Every1sFavGinger]

@Crasifaa who calls rock paper scissors "rps" ?

[luluthefirst2]

i was looking for optical illusion on youtube i fall down on this video and i want my 23 seconds of my life back

[daoquynh29]

The dude in my class did that but everyone notice he chets

[zzmorg82]

@Pwned904 lol he does it that way too

[mrPikatron]

can i have my 24 seconds times th time i takes to type this is 2:00 can i have my time back now

[Bun76567823Munks4565]

FUCK this vid. I would like my 22 seconds returned my paypal faggot.

[PieMoe]

Can I have that half minute of my life back?

[MsSelgfan]

me:i want my money back Other me:umm u dont get paid for this me:what? I DONT GET PAID?! other me:nope me:oh that sux

[ChaosDragonMJO]

BASTARD

[Leishmaniasisably]

BOOOOOOOOO I WILL EXCEPT MY 22 SECONDS IN THE MAIL.

[zeronial1]

lets see each and everyone of us dont know the trick cause you didnt explain it so thats 23 seconds and 570,045 views(i counted me) so 23 x 570,045 = 13,111,035 delete the video now man i'll track your IP and find you and make you give us each 22 seconds of our life back delete the vid now before you owe the rest of your life oh and for soem who just want something give them a certain present(ask them first what they want)

[NitroZeGold]

thats just being stupid

[kklmsfk]

now you owe 217,908 minutes.

[98zyxw]

son of a fag

[57kidslayer]

I vote up

[LiveLifeLarge524]

Why are you playing with yourself? That's dirty! ;)

[clearimage101]

@LiveLifeLarge524 NOT IN A WRONG W@Y!

[NitroZeGold]

@LiveLifeLarge524 lol

[ExtremeAdobe]

You owe 8596.6222222222222222222222222­222 hours of your life (in total) out to every single person who watched this stupid video. You've just wasted 24.147815230961298377028714107­366 years to everyone pal. I hope your happy.

(Results based on at time the views were at 562,688 views)

[MrZ0MB13]

it looks like your playing by yourself

[littlekeven]

you can't cheat when your playing with yourself.... (thats what she said)

[naruto12389]

wth????? i really like to throw a rock at u

[XmyBoomBoom]

I HAVE DEFEATED MY OTHER HAND!

[sasquashownz1]

@XmyBoomBoom hahahahah

[0mgPortugalHero]

i can finally beat myself in rock paper scissors

[DammitCuber]

without this video,I really don't know if I could win against myself in rock paper scissors...

[Deamon22465]

VoTE UP IF YOU THINK THIS KID OWES US 23 SECONDS OF OUR LIVES BACK

[cartoons9961]

@Deamon22465 you watched all 23 seconds? i dident

[OxAxS]

@Deamon22465 So you can blow it away playing RPG's?

[damormon234]

@Deamon22465

XD

[lilnate0]

@Deamon22465 its just 23 seconds

[plazmotech]

@Deamon22465 YAAAA IIIITSSSSSSSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT A ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLESSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOON

[Bonzotriplets1]

@Deamon22465 no cause you guys are dumb enough to fall for it

[baconlove25]

@Deamon22465 oh yeah !!! 565 thumbs up make that 566!!!

[MrCerialKiller]

@baconlove25 oh yeah !!! 000 thumbs up make that 001!!!

[courtney7955]

come on righty..........AWW LEFTY WHAT WERE U THINKIN????

[Lovecalmiester]

This is the kind of time when all I can think is, "i like waffles"

[yezbok]

É incrível como um vídeo tão coxo pode chamar mais 555 mil visualizações. Deveria haver um prêmio para o vídeo mais visto lamest.

[gleseamv]

Lefty says: Hmm righty's thinkin rock...

[itsMEbiotch1]

YOU OWN ME 23 SECONDS YOU BASTARD

[plutarkosky]

THIS VIDEO IS SHIT DRIPPING FROM MY ANUS

[coolbtw1]

lol right hand won!

[SelenaDemiRox456]

Yay, I get to try to beat my other hand in rock paper scissors! FUNNN

[venkat2212]

WOW! genius OMG this is the best trick I've seen since Goofy McDumbass tried to outsmart a peanut...

[cam201040]

@venkat2212 I feel stupid for laughing at that...but I did.

[ruudrune]

550 000 ... lol

[hackg33k]

Right hand: DAMN!

[hackg33k]

Left hand: I win!

[SataNickBassist]

thanks, I always wanted to predict what I was going to do next

[littlemonstur]

OMG IT WORKS!!!!!!11!?!1L!?!!

[angeldawn123]

okay thats just weird :P

[zombiefreaks666]

u play with urself, fucking idiot

[scornell101]

can i play with your pussy or can i chop off your dick? pay up bitch

[uuttuaate]

LLOLLLL

[EZpickup]

wierd. you were playin with yourself. lol

[myusername748]

i want a little bit of what they're smokin

[PoppinProfessor]

ill give you a hint for real and you might deny it but once you try it it works 90% of the time guarenteed. this is proven....

the human brain picks scissors first beause people know rock is to obvious and paper is lame. and your second move is most likely paper cause its an instant reaction.

thus you should use rock first then scissors second. comment if it worked for you

[jeremyslovenia]

am..... WTF

[MrDumb6789]

this video suck~

[rriinnnniirr]

glad im not that gay

[joseESSJ]

...and thats how you get half a million views

:p

[drumlogik78]

The creator of this video is a dumb shit

[kurdangul]

my hand is so not gonna see that coming

[starchubs]

i need to tell u 6 words : i want my 22 seconds back!!!!!!!!

[ewegfyciwdcd11]

@starchubs that was 5 words the other one was two numbers -.-

[97frvro]

As mentioned.. You own each of us 22 seconds... so... 22x 538,914 veiws=11856108 seconds... You own that... So you should delete this video.... BEFORE YOU OWE THE REST OF YOURE LIFE! I know where you live...... :(

[gijzzzdude]

@97frvro quality reaction sir

[97frvro]

@gijzzzdude :D

[97frvro]

@97frvro Owe :P Im sorry xD

[lemurlover71]

@97frvro actually it was 23 seconds, but im not trying to object to your point. and i voted this thumbs up, so dont get mad at me.

[97frvro]

@lemurlover71 I could swear it was 22 seconds when i posted that comment... But oh well. I might have been wrong too ;)

[greeina]

@97frvro iagree and i think that is about 21 days he owes us right?

[tikilover812]

@greeina 23

[COZYTW]

*Burp~* Wait, what was that video about? I didn't notice because my soda was sooo good.