Burn after reading Osbourne Cox John Malkovich Awesome

[sirdelrio]

ozzie doesn't have a drinking problem, but an anger one. he butchered the gym manager.

[ScottParsleyify]

haha you represent the idiocy of today!

[TheJapanResearch]

"I know who you are~ Fucker!!!!" 5/5

[Metalchickenlittle]

LOLOLOLOLOL



[paucska]

'You fuckers, I'm back.' T-shirt line for sure :)

I love how BP shrinks his eyes when he sits in the car of JM.

[janknjazovic]

BRAVO!!!

[paucska]

I like when JM shouts :)

[rnieto2112]

Peck is an Agent of the Matrix

[rnieto2112]

If i were director i would make; "Osborne. Cox - and the League of Morons", then, few years later; "Osborne Cox - Bigger than Ever" and for the end of the trilogy "O. Cox and - Drinking Problem" :P

[spikykevin]

Earthquake started by him 9:19 LOL

[spikykevin]

It's Not =p 2:06

[spikykevin]

It's Not =p 2:09

[NEMZOOO]

i hated watching osbournes life slowly degrade :( but it was still hilarious, good movie :D

[sherman9009]

- Osbourne Cox?

- YES, YES, THIS IS... HELLO!!?? IT'S OSBOURNE COX, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC

[rnieto2112]

@sherman9009 haha cant be more funny

[navylaks2]

The Only guy Making the film work, right after Jack Nicholson and Clint Eastwood John Malkowich makes the best onscreen assholes:)

[felsner1]

This is a crucifixion [does a T gesture]! ROFL

[alexluvpug]

by reputation........ marvelous

[xxMyZzPuNkEtTexx]

-Give me the FUCKING floppy, or the CD, or whatever the FUCK it is!!!

-You fuck!!!

-give it to me fuck!!!

-You fucker!!!

-I know who you are FUCK--ER!!!

-Your'e the fucker!!!

Fave parts

[stoffenl]

John Malkovich - he hits the peak in this one! Even the name Osbourne Cox is hilarious =D

[BigGee614]

lol I could listen to Malkovich raging all day

[epicvlas]

A MASTERPICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Idontwannaname0]

Brad's face at 6:48 is priceless! You have to pause it at just the right millisecond on 6:48.

[gmpm]

the best use of the "f" word by any actor ever, simply phenomenal and lol hilarious

[americanpsychoo]

@gmpm definitly !!!

[angusandleigh]

@gmpm this isn't bad, but check into Billy Connolly, he is the F word king

[Ansem117]

"im just a good Sumatran, travelling on the road.." hahaha

[gofffeeeyyy]

@Ansem117 samaritan not sumatran

[Ansem117]

@gofffeeeyyy sorry....

[Ziggy101Stardust]

MORON!!

[HittokiriBattousai17]

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKEEEEEEEEER!

[vesperlovett]

" you fuckers im back..."

xD

John Malkovich is a genius PERIOD

it should be a crime not to give an oscar to Malkovich...

[AScannerDarkly22]

'You think that's a schwinn'

lol

[JayKayEightyEight]

I wish there was more of osbourne cox in this movie

[americanpsychoo]

@JayKayEightyEight

there is !!

[JayKayEightyEight]

@americanpsychoo yes indeed

[cicero1453]

@JayKayEightyEight I wish there was more of osbourne cox in life.

[padrianne17]

@JayKayEightyEight I wish there was more of John Malkovic in ANY movie :)

[padrianne17]

" I know very well what you represent. You represent the idiocy of today" " I don't represent that either." hahahahaha! Too funny! You gotta LOVE John Malkovic!!!

[ScottGSP]

Her face @ 3:19 is priceless!!

[zimsistress]

i can bet my life, john malko was cracking up when they were filming this, look at his face at 5:28, it's about to crack, thhey must have had a few takes.

[americanpsychoo]

@zimsistress

definitly !!!!! haha so funny

[flarez]

awesome - thanks for posting :)

[memoriasdeangelo]

J. M. is a master!!!

[spanglehoff]

is his boss at the start the same guy who was in fargo? the one who organised his wifes kidnap?

[sterilizer69]

Awwwww, my favorite part is not here :(

Which is: "The Russians? The Russians? Why the fuck would they go to the Russias? Why the FUCK!?"

[JadedTrojan]

"I'm bigger, I'm BACK, I'm better, than ever, you FUCKERS!"

John Malkovich kicked ass in this movie.

[tychoSNM]

There may be a whole LEAGUE of morons, but today... HE fucking wins.

[Maxobillion]

RA PORT! Hahahaha. I hate stupid people too.

[SoulSeeker20]

sss

[SoulSeeker20]

John Malkovich is a fucking awesome actor! MORONS!!!

[SoulSeeker20]

John Malkovich is a fucking awesome actor... jesus... this guy's amazing.

[jabeeeeeeeee]

"heh you think that's a schwinn?"

[laminage]

Hey doesn't the exercise instructor on the TV look like Don Diamont (Ex-Brad Carlton) Y & R, and Bill Spencer B & B.

[laminage]

Why this man never got a Oscar for this role or any role he's done is beyond me. If I were that man in Osborne's House, I would have died on the spot.

[americanpsychoo]

@laminage

Man ur definitly right. i dont know why the hell he didn't get any oscar in his carreer.He is one of the best actors in that earth.

[Lucas84]

He is fucking amazing. I Fucking Love Him.

[arabianzeppelin]

Next to you everyone's got a drinking problem!

[MasniDabar]

league of morons xD

[TGxDarkMaverick]

im bigger then ever, you fuckers im back. hahahahahaha

[MrJkid2010]

"that your empty little head would be spinning faster than the wheels of that shwin bicycle back there!"

"you think is a shwin heheh!"

"give me that FLOPPY!"

"not until you give me the money dickwad!"

*punch*

"you fuck!!!" *bradds about to cry*

"i know who you are FUCKERR!"

[mario25000]

The way Pitt tries to look serious in the car...hilarious.. Overall Malkovich was awesome as always... Another great part (Not in this clip) the look on Pitt's face just before Clooney shoots him, must see!!

[SwissCheese667]

"...Because, believe it or not, I don't spend my entire day sitting around and trying to memorize the fucking numbers to MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT! MORON!!!!!!"

Best part of the movie! rofl

[Ansem117]

why the fuck would they go to the russians?

why the fuuuuuck?

[SwissCheese667]

hahhahaha

[M33GR0V]

i like this sensitive shit

[shootingstarzzz]

you think thats a shwinn!!!!

lmaooo

[Alembic25]

"I know who you are fuckerrrr!!!"

Brad's face when he gets lamped is priceless.

[MAH1500]

Moron is the key-name of the movie !!!!

[SwissCheese667]

You fuckers, I'm back!

:)

[RazielFallenAngel]

I'm just a good samaritan.

[keijimuto]

How often does Pitt repeat the name Osbourne Cox, that´s so funny.

[AmedesTheKing]

osborne cocks:DD

[clockiminator]

Malkovich is the funniest guy ever..

[SebasMarinS]

Malkovich and Pitt's parts are flawless.

[RockBottomRiser21]

No I'm sorry I don't know the number to my savings account because believe it or not I don't spend my entire day sitting around trying to memorize the fucking numbers to my fucking bank account MORON!!!

[RyNiuu]

Yeaaah! Brad's pokerface in a car and smile in wardrobe owned all norms.

[Greymalone]

Qui a fait les soustitres? bcp de fautes...

Great movie!

[yazidproduction]

"what the fuck are u talkin about" XXXDDDDD

[SlaveExplosion]

"very little report, FUCKING MORON"

thats funny as

[gargonzola71]

not report you moron "rapport" It's french for relationship

[Radkappenhamster]

Brad is an awesome actor....He's so flexible like in 'Kalifornia', '12 Monkeys' or 'Inglourious Basterds'. And to all your retards who think he's a pansy and can't act: FUK U!!!!

[MagicHetero]

I like when he says I know who you are fucker!!!

he and pitt are golden in this

[ilybbycakez]

"You think thats a schwin!" hahaha

[rossfromthecoast]

what a cluster fuck lol

[denniswarcrafter1]

Still to bad all ppl abuse his powers,

the old chick with the blonde bad haircut.

brad pitt>steals his info

his wife betrays him

everyone steals from him lol

-SPOILER-

and at the end he kills someone with an axe rofl

[svperstar]

SHITSTORM OF CONSEQUENCES!

[suiram966]

This movie was hilarious!

I like Brad Pitts face in the car scene!

and how he likes to say Osbourne Cox

hahaha

That's fucking hilarious

[salvador1983]

I love this movie!!!

"Fuck you Peck... you're a mormon. Next to you, we all have a drinking problem"

hilarious!!!

[luarionte]

Osbourne Cox??????

=_=

lol

[ZanardiArmando]

The french titles seem to be not 'specialment' accurate...

[xz2wq3aa]

"Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be worried... About the security... Of your shi†"..

[stephenr80]

hahahahahh i have a drinking problem?

[stephenr80]

The beginning scene is the best of the film, I had to see it twice :)

[RedDaVincy]

You FUCKERS... I'm back.

[ARom101]

hey dudes, the last part should be cut out... it's a huge spoiler.

[hamfish66]

i think hes such a whiney little shit and i cant stand the way he says "what the fuuuuuuucckk" but i still like him in this.

[aayush3214]

"With all due respect, WTF?"

HAHAHAHAHA

[Markii300]

"I mean let us be fucking honest, THIS IS A CRUCIFIXION,"

[ccltobnbak4e]

see 5:26 how brad looks at john and at 5:27 john at brad

omfj

[MDstuka]

"Because, believe it or not, I don't spend my entire days sitting around trying to memorize the fucking numbers to my fucking bank accounts... MORON!!!"

hahaha Malkovich was flawless in this.

[Zatech]

Wow, the subtitles are so bad. It's like the translators barely know how to speak English.

[4f7u6c1k]

Fuck you peck, you're a morman!

[aayush3214]

what do you mean by morman, i don't know please tell me.

[ARom101]

You mean to say: Mormon, look it up on wikipedia, they're an ultra religious group.

[Corleonetone]

3:41 , 3:42 , when he asks Osbourne Cox? for that last time you can hear a laugh in the back

at least thats what sounds like to me

listen very carefully

[ememe]

you think thats a schwinn. hahahahaha!

awesome.

[slartibartfatt]

NOW, give me the fucking floppy, or the CD, or whatever the FUCK IT IS!

[thedarkflowkiller]

C'est quoi ces sous titres de merde -_-'

[rommheim]

rapport, very little rapport with his staff fucking moron

[briangils09]

is this Osbourne Cox?

Best name in movie history !!!!

[Raulio50000]

lol uh this is the owner of your uh shit

[sasquash12]

Peck's face! About 1:23 - hilarious. It's the small things like that that made this movie.

[zarenlug20]

if ousborne cox were your dad, just imagine all your problems hahaha

[tritz01]

with all due respect, what the fuck are you talking about?

[sasquash12]

But today... I win.

[yazidproduction]

what the fuck are you talking about?

[jruwing87]

"you might be worried... about the security... of your shit...!"

brad pitt fucking ruled the movie hahaha :D

[LadySleek83]

"Let me tell you something Mr Intelligence " lol

[Blueytwo]

perhaps but appearences can be deceptive !! Osbourne cox LoL

[Andavo38]

-Osbourne Cox ?

-Yes, YES ! This is - HELLO ! - It's Osbourne Cox, who the f*ck are you ?!

[RonMurillo]

Fuck you Peck..you're a mormon. Next to you we all have a drinking problem.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[thatulsta]

no, i dont know the number to my savings account, because belive it or not i dont spend my entire day sitting around trying to memorize the numbers to my fucking bank accounts MORON!!

[4AllowayGrove]

Awesome it's in french :D

[HDok]

and quite badly translated...

[MA453]

Ur right the fucking moron who translated this shit should be fired

[sasquash12]

No! It's the best they can do! Translation is really hard. I think they did a good job, personally!

I remember watching 8 Mile in German one time. Most of the movie they couldn't dub, so they settled with subtitles.

"Aiyo Rabbit, where you at!"

Subtitle reads: "Rabbit, wo bist du?"

I mean, what can you do? There is no one-to-one correspondence here!

[radioman987]

I know who you are, fuckeer!

Hehh, it really funy, i love this movie.

It's brilliant. No more, no less xD

I have a drinking problem...

Whaat the fuuck? :O

[LadySleek83]

"You f*ckers, I'm back"

That is going to be my mantra when I work out! lol

[machesitacute]

this movie rules >>>3

[BlakeFerret]

"u think thats a schwinn" lmao

[mostarstyle]

one of the funniest parts of a movie,the way he says it..hahahh

[waazup2]

LOL *stares at blood* ...YOU FUCK!

[LadySleek83]

I love his hand! lol

[dickmoe99]

LOL!!! Malkovich made this movie, without him theres no way it would have even worked

[bordway]

this is true in a sense but clooney and pitt were outstanding aswell!

this movie is a perfect exemple of what it takes to be a great actor..

[orfo20]

mmm, malkovich nema chybu:))

[jakestep17]

"you're one of the morons I've been fighting my whoole life.

my whole. fucking. life"

LOL

[dackle9]

Would love to see his "what the fuck?" when he comes home and finds out Tilda Swinton changed the locks. WTF!

[jake12200]

So funny

[miscbeep]

Holy fuck i cant stop laughing hahahahahahaaaaa

[JoinMeInDeathDreams]

hahahah so funny

[JoinMeInDeathDreams]

osbourne cox ?? jajajajjajajajaaja

[orpeshan]

"what the fuck" ? LMAOOOO hahahaha

[sarv3r31]

5:28

[zxhgl]

f ck you, your a mormon.

Next to you, everybody's got a drinking problem!

[americanpsychoo]

YES YES this is ... Allo its osbourne cox

who the fuck r u

hahaahha omggggg

[LittleSnipes]

Osbourne Cox?