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@ReggieSqueezebox thanks. I came to the Seinfeld party late, started watching a few years ago, seen about 80% of the episodes I imagine. I got in to it because I love Curb Your Enthusiasm
@Curttehmurt it's supposed that Kramer was filming a part in a Woody Allen movie and he must to say in the film: These pretzels are making me thirsty! ... ( sorry about my english, it sucks! )
I have diarrhea and I'm bout to to buy some Pretzels b/c of it's high sodium content to retain water in my body...and I thought of this Seinfeld episode. Just letting everyone know that. :)
@JayZTupacNas Pretzels are good... but you might also try the BRATY diet. Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, Tea, and Yogurt. Also, be sure to watch plenty of Seinfeld while you're on the couch.
in the show! the movie going on within the show and all the issues in the episodes made Woody hate new york or whatever, they canceled the (fictional movie) shooting in NY.
@ovenstonejoey Kramer managed to play in a Woddy Allen film, and he had one line to say in the movie (can you guess what line it was?) so he repeated it all the time to practice, and the others were so used to hear it that they started saying it too.
I guess it must be weird to watch this when you haven't seen the episode!
it cuts the uncertainty our city, these press souls are making me thirst, but sources all black jury, marty Barack Obama and the fact that gramm, these pretzels think did the star state, the that their skin, the spreads those in a debate Thursday, yeah close captions dont work at all
That was no good? What was wrong with that? I had a different interpretation! Do you know anything about this pretzel guy?! Maybe hes been in the bar a really long time and hes really depressed because he has no job and no woman and hes parking cars for a living!ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
@mcnegro when did i imply shoppers were intellectually inferior? im just waiting for someone to recognize the quote from seinfeld. i dont think that has anything to do with intellect, maybe just coincidence.
@W13sBiggestFan lol that other guy is so off. its just a line that kramer is given as an extra in a tv show, and he keeps practicing it infront of them and it just gets in their head and they start saying it everywhere. nothing to do with anger, as shown with how elaine and jerry say it towards the end. george just says it angrily because hes an angry guy.
@OMGMarioGolfRulz, nobody gets this reference anymore.. so I told it to my 3 year old nephew.. Now whenever he wants a drink .. "THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!"
George's second take was definetly the best
Medalion 2 days ago
These thirsty are making me pretzels..
HamishChandler 4 days ago
White people problems.
angeltosome 5 days ago
I'm actually eating pretzels right now and I could use a glass of water.
angellus09 6 days ago 2
This video is proof that george is one of the greatest characters of all time.
ChiVic64 2 weeks ago
George knocked it out!
farfuckinout 3 weeks ago
Damn pretzels making me thirsty.
AstropilotStudios 3 weeks ago
These comments are making me Blood thirsty.
tarapapi 3 weeks ago
ever since youtube has introduced the thumbs up features, the comment section has become a disaster
egyptian420 1 month ago 2
@egyptian420
No.
sillentskills 3 weeks ago
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY?
Mcnair52 1 month ago
Funny cuz I just told this to my self and it reminded me of this.
oasisbeyond 1 month ago
These pretzels...ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!
1waitandbleed1 1 month ago
DRINK SOME WATER!!!
klemousie 1 month ago
This video is making me thirsty
jake52797 2 months ago
Danz you sick f**k...
HileyJordan 2 months ago 3
This video is making me hungry for pretzels :/
kwchanchanman 2 months ago
Danz you psycho
MASTERCHIEFSTURD 2 months ago
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epic
cashratemoney 2 months ago
in soviet russia, you are making these pretzels thirsty
boxiness 2 months ago
I'm sorry, I think I misheard, what's making them so thirsty?
sygnus5 2 months ago
THESE COMMENTS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY
illuminatioracle 3 months ago 5
Really? The top comment is "These pretzels are making me thirsty"??? That's REAL clever.
rfrink23 3 months ago 28
@rfrink23 Well, you know what they say: "these pretzels are making me thirsty."
... hope that makes you feel better.
Kidzilla99 3 weeks ago
These pretzels....~dramatic pause~.... ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!!!!!
WorldOfAmvs 3 months ago 3
George should've won an Emmy for that line
ChiVic64 3 months ago 5
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shielste 3 months ago
i love it when kramer says it as he bites into the pretzel!! LOLZ!!!!!!!!!
shielste 3 months ago
I love when George yells at the window.haha
MissMuschel89 3 months ago
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EmceeWhiteNoise 3 months ago
10 people are making me thirsty
SuperPutts1979 4 months ago
I think george's version is the best.
MrPixarGuy 4 months ago
You ever had it when someone says a word over and over and it starts sounding weird? Thirsty is one of those words...
kingofdash 4 months ago
These pretzels are making me thirsty...
SidRulz100 4 months ago
how many episodes do they say that in?
TangledWebFilms 4 months ago
@TangledWebFilms just one
ReggieSqueezebox 4 months ago
@ReggieSqueezebox thanks. I came to the Seinfeld party late, started watching a few years ago, seen about 80% of the episodes I imagine. I got in to it because I love Curb Your Enthusiasm
TangledWebFilms 4 months ago
This was my senior quote lol. Very last minute and this was the first thing to come to mind.
dpt4565 4 months ago
George wins.
TheCthulhuMessiah 4 months ago
i like when they say these pretzels are making me thirsty
mt901k 4 months ago
i yell this whenever im on an airplane
christian0314 5 months ago
George saying he is thirsty is making me thirsty
Mrius86 5 months ago
"These pretzels are making me thirsty." is the "Visits? Well, that would indicate visitors." of that movie.
PunchSydeiron 5 months ago
i think the pretzels are making them thirsty...
bennyshouse1 5 months ago
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PunchSydeiron 5 months ago
George win :D
mukkohaha 5 months ago 4
lmao, George's is the best.
IamSoBoredATM 5 months ago
Pretzels these me making thirsty are!
njskiinglegend 5 months ago
In soviet russia, you make pretzels thirsty.
leviathan85 5 months ago
10 people are thirsty from the pretzels
showerstm1 5 months ago 2
First World problems
Treblaine 6 months ago 5
I don't remember the context of this at all
Curttehmurt 6 months ago
@Curttehmurt it's supposed that Kramer was filming a part in a Woody Allen movie and he must to say in the film: These pretzels are making me thirsty! ... ( sorry about my english, it sucks! )
rubensildo 5 months ago
@rubensildo
Your English was quite understandable!
PropMonkey87 4 months ago
Happy Birthday Robert "X-Factor" Hardin!
Poopsmith01 6 months ago
These pretzels.. ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
Zitozu 6 months ago
george is awesome
Blintze01 6 months ago
can't eat pretzels without saying this
stophverismo 6 months ago
George, up here, I'm already gone!
ccisbeast 6 months ago
I like the bit where he says these pretzels are making me thirsty.
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Cubarted 6 months ago
These creatures are making me cats!
00iCrazy00 7 months ago 5
Seinfeld was the best show ever made. End of discussion. This shit is genius xD
Rocketman2396 7 months ago 5
You left one out, it's in the last episode of season 3 "They Keys"
bizz837463 7 months ago
im thirsty pretzels or not
RSG220 8 months ago 2
10 peoples pretzels are making them thirsty
DonalCr 8 months ago 5
I meant phrase
lilbuddyrow 8 months ago
This phrased is used in this episode many time as a alternative to saying or refering that something or someone is making you angry/mad.
lilbuddyrow 8 months ago
In soviet russia thirsty makes you pretzels!!
psspeed 8 months ago 7
WAIT, I FORGOT WHAT WAS MAKING THEM THIRSTY
Rowain 8 months ago 4
i was just eating some tortilla chips and they were making me thirsty.. and instantly i thought about Seinfeld. i miss this show.
starrynight0sky 8 months ago 3
10 people have never eaten pretzels
MezLB45 9 months ago
George's version is the best
zikten 9 months ago 40
In Soviet Russia, thirsty makes pretzels...
garrhook 9 months ago
i jus had pretzels and there making me thirsty
mvscowner 9 months ago
the best part is when they say "there pretzels are making me thirsty"
adarov 9 months ago
10 people are thirsty.
LittleBigBeyond 9 months ago
Jerry is such a bad actor :P
thenationsdemise 9 months ago
@thenationsdemise how can you be a bad actor when your acting like yourself????
96aromaz 9 months ago
These pretzels didn't make 9 people thirsty.
shteeeeeven12345 10 months ago
@ComedyJanus It's because you aren't cool
angellus09 10 months ago
Leave it Seinfeld to come up with something so ridiculously random and play so hilariously
Deaunut99 11 months ago 2
God, I just ate some preztels. Gah, these pretzels are making me thirsty.
ChaosTheory29 1 year ago 6
I have diarrhea and I'm bout to to buy some Pretzels b/c of it's high sodium content to retain water in my body...and I thought of this Seinfeld episode. Just letting everyone know that. :)
JayZTupacNas 1 year ago
@JayZTupacNas Pretzels are good... but you might also try the BRATY diet. Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, Tea, and Yogurt. Also, be sure to watch plenty of Seinfeld while you're on the couch.
radtech21 1 year ago
These pretzels...ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!
LanceBeckman 1 year ago 71
:)) randomness at its best
stefanrosioru 1 year ago
I like the way George said it the best.
Colddeed 1 year ago 30
9 people were not made thirsty by pretzels...
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Owen, we have to talk.
hypercarbon 1 year ago
thirsty is a funny word!! :)
Adrian51524 1 year ago 3
I like the part when he says "these pretzels are making me thirsty."
TangPolice 1 year ago 2
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME RACIST
suckithardnfast 1 year ago 3
@suckithardnfast
50 years ago we hung them up with pretzels up their asses....
whydinho 1 year ago
NEW MEME
ThePublicsBand 1 year ago
@ThePublicsBand Old meme? :O
Novusium 1 year ago
It's not funny.
BleakVision 1 year ago
Pretzels always make me thirsty too.
gregliples 1 year ago
Haha George:d It's from season 3 episode 10
supermix1337 1 year ago
"These press souls are making me first well"
"It dates back to larry king the things that either principles and they made their"
Closed Captions.. wat..
ccchhriss 1 year ago
josh peck kinda reminds me of a younger george
terminalskate 1 year ago
George's variation = Win.
ATrueProWrestlingFan 1 year ago
georges hair looks so hilarious in this video!
TheMovieman159 1 year ago
ahahaha I love it.
Gotta agree with the other commenters... George's version was the best. LOL
CitizenGatsby 1 year ago
THESE PRETZELS........ARE MAKING THIRSTY
worstedcdogg 1 year ago
rofl I seen this episode last night for the first time, Hillarious!
PeterSatera 1 year ago
rofl
PeterSatera 1 year ago
TRANSLATED: For these proposals are making the forest.
sharinganforum 1 year ago
George yelling out the window is the best one
kullprit 1 year ago
George made woody hate New York!
lemonlimeeggs700 1 year ago
@lemonlimeeggs700 how so? where did you hear this?
maitlanr 1 year ago
@maitlanr
in the show! the movie going on within the show and all the issues in the episodes made Woody hate new york or whatever, they canceled the (fictional movie) shooting in NY.
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I like the part when they say "These pretzels are making me thirsty"
9Rachel91 1 year ago 171
@9Rachel91 what part is that lol
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9Rachel91 1 year ago
These thirstys are making me pretzels!
JACEH123 1 year ago 89
@JACEH123 hahahaha
ReturnOfRefund 6 months ago
@JACEH123 LOL
SuperYvetteallyoutub 6 months ago
0:16-0:20 is the best.
nakedjate 1 year ago
ahem... THESEPRETZELSAREMAKINGMETHIRSTEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
danrox127 1 year ago
I love it when George says "These Pretzels.... ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!"
And when he yells it out the window. :)
MRMITCH731 1 year ago
...still no water
mileysrockingirl 1 year ago
Please someone explain this to me....
ovenstonejoey 1 year ago
@ovenstonejoey Kramer managed to play in a Woddy Allen film, and he had one line to say in the movie (can you guess what line it was?) so he repeated it all the time to practice, and the others were so used to hear it that they started saying it too.
I guess it must be weird to watch this when you haven't seen the episode!
klorm78 1 year ago
@ovenstonejoey that's suposed to be the line kramer says in a wody allen movie
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it cuts the uncertainty our city, these press souls are making me thirst, but sources all black jury, marty Barack Obama and the fact that gramm, these pretzels think did the star state, the that their skin, the spreads those in a debate Thursday, yeah close captions dont work at all
lunarwarQQQQ 1 year ago
George's version of it is the best.
These pretzels.......ARE MAKIN' ME THIRSTY!!
BlackSabbath1776 1 year ago
with captions: The spreads those in a debate Thursday XD
TheRandomRedSoxGuy 1 year ago 2
the word "thirsty" sounds wierd now ..
ofcourseover18 1 year ago
@ofcourseover18 Practically every word sounds weird if you think about it long enough! It trips me out all the time.
sjsawyer 1 year ago
Turn on the Closed Captions :)
Mehedlover 1 year ago
These pretzels are making me thirsty :)
Mehedlover 1 year ago
By the end, all of those words have lost their meaning.
gregarious24 1 year ago
what episode is this from?
shadeekhartabil2007 1 year ago
@shadeekhartabil2007 The Alternate Side. It's in season 3
DevilRebellion 1 year ago
bahahahaha oh my these guys are funny. George's spazz's are the best LOLING SO HARD!
Lassy32 1 year ago
George's version will always crack me up. He's the greatest! I love when he yells it out the window
LogicallyFilms 1 year ago
george's was the best
TheJulienChan 1 year ago
kostanza is the ultimate!
southsideballer100 1 year ago
ever since i saw this iv been buying pretzels from school
austix1997 1 year ago
These pretzels are makin me RACIST.
suckithardnfast 1 year ago
hahaha when you turn on the closed captioning it transcribes George's first line as
"but sources....all black jury"
wtf? lol
russianpimp26 1 year ago
Which one is the best?
Jmounts 1 year ago
@Jmounts do we need to answer this?
mark1295 1 year ago
@mark1295 George is the best. That is your answer.
Jmounts 1 year ago
i need water after eating pretzels
firzen1231 1 year ago
yids are everywhere on tv
bkakaak47 1 year ago
yid alert
bkakaak47 1 year ago
Somebody needs to do something about these pretzels... BECAUSE THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!
unincorporated1 1 year ago
oh George, you say it with such passion....XD
digitalpunk006 1 year ago
These pretzels... are, Making ME THIRSTY!
MASergeant13 1 year ago
That was no good? What was wrong with that? I had a different interpretation! Do you know anything about this pretzel guy?! Maybe hes been in the bar a really long time and hes really depressed because he has no job and no woman and hes parking cars for a living!ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
morgantown1 1 year ago
Turn on the red CC button, machine subtitling for the LOL
WolfriderX 1 year ago
LOL!! "marty Barack Obama and the fact that gramm"
Where did THAT come from "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"??
hakemon 1 year ago
the six most influential words ever uttered by mankind.
nickfromCO 1 year ago 7
which episode is this one???
joshx89 1 year ago
the first one george does is the best
letsgomets07 1 year ago 3
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
shechshire 1 year ago
i ate pretzels while watching this video
699brandon699 1 year ago 3
These Pretzels... are MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!!
This video... is making me want to watch Seinfeld!
JMDub89 1 year ago 3
i always say this line whenever im bagging someones groceries and they bought pretzels...still waiting for someone to get it
OMGMarioGolfRulz 1 year ago 109
@OMGMarioGolfRulz lol they probably think youre crazy!
SEINFELD RULES!
belro17 1 year ago
so basically youre saying you make an awkward situation for everyone who buys pretzels
1MyNameIsAlec 1 year ago
that is correct
OMGMarioGolfRulz 1 year ago
wow, if you were bagging my groceries and said that i would literally hit the floor and cry in laughter. HAHAHA that is so freakin funny!!
nickfromCO 1 year ago
how often do you get this opportunity? Lots of people getting pretzels?
ohedd 1 year ago
@ohedd hmmm... i usually only see pretzels once every shift. i wish we had some sort of sale, though..then it would be on
OMGMarioGolfRulz 1 year ago
@OMGMarioGolfRulz somehow the irony of a grocery bagger trying to imply that shoppers are intellectually inferior escapes me....
mcnegro 1 year ago
@mcnegro when did i imply shoppers were intellectually inferior? im just waiting for someone to recognize the quote from seinfeld. i dont think that has anything to do with intellect, maybe just coincidence.
OMGMarioGolfRulz 1 year ago
@OMGMarioGolfRulz if the cahier said that to me i would give them a tip
HoboHero13 1 year ago
@OMGMarioGolfRulz
Lol well keep it up, it'd make my day if a stranger said that to me. =P
AnotherSchmoe 1 year ago
@OMGMarioGolfRulz i feel reallly dumb, but whats the joke, these pretzels are making me thirsty?
W13sBiggestFan 1 year ago
@W13sBiggestFan its supposed to mean like...somebody is making you mad, or annoying you. the somebody is the pretzel, the anger is the thirst
Triggerblame 1 year ago
@W13sBiggestFan lol that other guy is so off. its just a line that kramer is given as an extra in a tv show, and he keeps practicing it infront of them and it just gets in their head and they start saying it everywhere. nothing to do with anger, as shown with how elaine and jerry say it towards the end. george just says it angrily because hes an angry guy.
Lochsabre 1 year ago
@OMGMarioGolfRulz The world needs more people like you.
CamButler 1 year ago
@OMGMarioGolfRulz I do the same and get disappointed.
arepha 1 year ago
@OMGMarioGolfRulz I am also a cashier, and I will now start doing this.
Flaminglog 1 year ago
@OMGMarioGolfRulz, nobody gets this reference anymore.. so I told it to my 3 year old nephew.. Now whenever he wants a drink .. "THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!"
Uncle FTW.
twebb72 1 year ago 6
@OMGMarioGolfRulz it truly does suck to have no one get those bits huh? said it before and i'll say it again. i need some new friends. lol
acedaface954 1 year ago
@OMGMarioGolfRulz if we ever cross paths i PROMISE ill get it :) loll
bringluvnothate 1 year ago
Epic! :)
ALeXmdq 2 years ago
this video is making me thirsty....
taterfrickintot 2 years ago 7