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  • P(e)aceful, clean sweep in support of the Gonjasufi vibe

  • I got 99 problem but a least I ain't got a 100 like some

  • if you having pc problems i feel bad for u son i got 99 problems but a glitch aint one

  • I got 99 problems but a Mac aint one!

  • before i die i want to sing this with O.J.

  • I got 99 problems BUT THE DAMN LYRICS ARE ONE!

  • ive got 99 problems.. but Jay-z's singing aint one..

  • this is a good song

    

  • give me a hand with this aluminum can

    smokin fat pounds buyin weed by the gram

    (99 problems beat kicks in)

    old school beats and that modern time rhyme

    call me michael jordan cause i'm lightin forty five

    and damn i'm feelin fine take the record and reverse it

    give a little scratch and let the magic reimburse it

    bitches gonna flirt with ya and witches gonna curse it

    let me check the altitude to see which kush is worth it

    ^work in progress-- follow me on soundcloud at "bobbyleshinski"

  • joerogandotnet

  • i got 99 problems but the saints aint one...... NINERS BITCH!

  • you may be cute but im bout ta puke bucase you smell like dukey

  • if you have like problems i feel bad for you son,

    i got 203 likes, and dislikes are none

  • If your having adventurer problems I feel sorry for you son,

    cuz I dodged 99 arrows but your knee took one!

  • @AsianSlim808 that's hilarious but damn that joke is getting annoying as hell

  • explode, corrode, implode, new world war got our gats ready to reload, and we know, about how to kill the bitches on the wrong side, its a new form of vivicide, and as we decide these lies conspire to cut all earthly ties with the earth in which we abide, go take a ride, or just fuckin die, there is no such thing as a tie, and like planes i stay real fly

  • wake up everyday just to see another sun rise/ bangin' in the hood all you see is gun fights/ life, SEATOWN roll weed n shake your dice/ Government corrupt, ay can you see it? talkin' bout bailin' out over somethin' he didn't commit, life can i forfeit? feeling like the plan is crashing n im locked in the cockpit/ after this/ this is set n done/ got 99 porblems but a bitch ain't one

  • I used to have 100 problems, Then i toke an arrow to the knee

  • @TahxrBiatch You used to spell good but you took an arrow to the knee.

  • I used to have 100 problems, then a bitch ate my doughnut.

  • i got 98 problems by a bitch aint one

  • yoda says:

    problem bitches 99 i have

  • its and they all bitches not and bitches are all of them shit lol

  • 99k views :D

  • porns*

  • i got 99 prons aint my bitch plays one 

  • I I got apples for you son eat those fucking apples son -alchestbreatch

  • I got 99 problems but my cat ate one - alchestbreatch

  • Harry Potter: "If you havin' Quidditch problems I feel bad fa' ya son, I got 99 problems but a snitch ain't one."

  • I used to have 99 problems until i took an arrow in the knee

  • @alldieinhell2009 If you got arrow problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but my knee ain't one.

  • if u having gears problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but the sawed off aint one

  • I got 99 DONUTS but a TWIST ain't one.

  • I got 99 problems cuz a bitch came along

  • I don't care much for the song, but the music is awesome.

  • i got 99 games but BF3 ain't one :(

  • I got 99 problems and dumb niggers are all of them.

  • i got 99 problems and none are real

  • THE BEAT IS SO SICK MAN

  • i got 99 bitches and 0 problems.

    

  • i got 86,708 problems and 2 of them are one

  • I got 99 problems and they all bitches, wish i was jigga man care free livin

  • women do noting but cose stres and get ya head all in a mess and push ya to limted to where ya just wana strigle them to deith have ya wishing ya never met the slut bitchs only good for one thing and thats sex

  • i got 99 problems nd my po is one of em

  • i got 1,000 and the government is 1

  • anychance someone can figure out how to put this onto myspace music so i can upload it to my[space]

  • Battlefield 3 <3 :D

  • 2 people have a bitch for a problem :)

  • i got 99 problems and beyonce aint 1

  • penis

  • SMack skinny rapper with a cheese burger im like a judge on crack i wont belive murder but i live by codes wrist is froze grab the knife and give your ribs a poke this shits a joke the crib is broke cuz babys a man, maybe a grand might get you slumped in the sand chump i demand and yell out commands over this land sober the man, the man is me im pnaic free ill shower you fuckers where the titanic be, under the sea ice cold like a fridge is me,

  • anybody ever come across any song with this beat mixed in? Just this instrumental stuff, mixed in with another song.

  • This is the real thing. All the other vids are just pieces of crap.

  • intense...definitely one of his best beats

  • jay z is the best rapper alive

  • I hate 99 fake artist and jay z AINT one?

  • I like 99 artists and Jay-z aint one!

  • @NuckaNuckaAliTV jay aint fake?

  • @NuckaNuckaAliTV Lmfao, REAL SHIT

  • @NuckaNuckaAliTV Lmfao!!

  • thank you! finally, the REAL instrumental

  • Look at the words one of them says lucifer no lie look at the vid again

  • @OfficialJ2

    those are the song titles of the black album...

  • But a bitch ain't one

  • i got 99 donuts but a bitch ate one 

  • Im 15 and im tryin to make it as a rapper. Im not trying to be a rapper cause I want the fame,money,girls. I want to be a rapper so I can help the struggle,the communities, and make this world a better place. There needs to be change in this world. Im not saying I wanna change the world completely but I wanna make it a better place. I think we can put messages through our music. So plz lets take a stand for whats right. One Subscription,Comment,View could move us foward to wat we stand for. 

  • Tonights the night, for a human sacrifice, im bout ready to send your crew to the after life, elevator goin to the bottom level, you’ll be rooming with sadam an the devil , overheatin like a steamin kettle , smellin like brim stone, your futures lookin grim sewn I leave a mic burning like jim rome, the way i flow, i leave my foes comatose, its quite clear who flows the most, not to boast, but its yours truely , ya boys rap is unruly, even on my worst day there aint shit you can do to me

  • I got 99 problems, but and trying to sell my puppies is one!

  • got 99 crack rocks but a bitch smoked one!!!

  • i always wanted to play this on my guitar thnks dude!

  • I love U JAY-Z!!!!!!!!!

  • theres 98 likes i feel bad for you son

    there is only 1 dislike and that bitch did one

  • Is There a Way i Can Get This Instrumental...???

  • I got 99 problems and a BITCH IS ALL OF THEM.

  • this is sick, great for b-boying

  • i got 99 cookies but a bitch ate 1

  • this song was used in the movie "Taking of Palham 123" sick movie 

  • 0 people got no problems

  • I got 99 problems and bitches are all of them

  • @demonking023 hear hear.

  • @demonking023 did based god fuck them ???

  • lyrically strong colors and crayons / every song that i have drawn auto tune is wrong / not the ace in spite cashing in tera byte / puzzling IRS how he money making white/ tactically correct me getting in defence / back in ma vagance i m loosing ma patience/ suck on ma words swallow the insprition / followed ba haters on auto transmission/. 99 problems got every member of young money / cuse jays the huslta having the lyrical latch key/
  • i got a fat melone, with the stick and stones

    hoe's that wannake make sure my balls are cold

    politcs say my ass is gold, i think they can blow my bone

    i'm not a cash cow, what the fuck you on ?

    if u grew up with shales on ur potatoes, u would be actin cold

    i like to fuck critics, when they busty and crap gold

    u can't hate my lyrics, cause i stole em from rosetta stone

  • @saintsFlow damn remember that verse

  • @willcitoman97 was from the dome but thx

  • should have used a cowbell. haha! 

  • not looped version THANK YOU

  • Im like a diamond and killin lyrics with my ryhmes and /pple always ask me if im just anothr nicki/bro im just a G keepin it real not like that plastic freak/ they say that diamonds last forever-ever this aint the last of me in this chapter/ u gonna see me spitting this shit, dat shit keepin things fresh cause i have it have it / You say u the "Illuminati" but hey im really sorry/ you aint got no hottie and yeah i got the money/ You mean nothing me and i see u got 99 problems and a bitch is one

  • ALRIGHT HERE WE GO!/SEE. I UNDERSTAND YOU AND YOU/BUT ALL THESE NIGAS OVA HERE ARE SOME FOOLS/ALL THEY DO,IS PUT UP 2/ILLUMINATI/YEAH THEY TRYN TO TAKE OVER YOU/LIL WAYNE DRAKE JAYZ AND KANYE TOO/PLAYN YOULL LIKE VIDEOGAMES AINT THAT WAT YOULL ARE DUDE/YOU MIGHT CANT SEE OR HEAR/BUT ITS RIGHT IN YOUR EYES AND YOU FUKIN EARS/IF I DIDNT SAY IT CLEAR/TYPE IN ILLUMINATI,THERES ALOT OF INFOMATION OUT THERE/FINDIN GOOD RAPPERS THAT DONT LOVE THE DEVIL THATS RARE/YEAH THIS NIGA GOT 99 PROBLEMS I SWEAR

  • If you've got rap problems i feel bad for you bro, I've got 99 problems, none to do with my flow

  • THX

  • 99 dollars on Feb 21, gas getting shut off, believe it son. My ass is freezing, can't get a job, torn ass clothes, lookin a slob. So I head out into the cold, see some rich fucker in the Versace suit, go like Biggie Smalls, Gimme the loot. Bust his ass with the 38, his fate is sealed, make sure my face is never revealed.

    Take the cash money, the platinum Amex, then tear his ass up like a tyrannosaurus rex. Walk down to the burger king to get a bite and count my bling, when the cops roll up...

  • @wharghoul I ain't going down like this, son, I did a bid and prison ain't fun. I reach for the tre eight, loaded with cop killers, they'll fill ya with more lead than Chinese toys. Start sweating as the pigs walk in, start looking around, I know my ass is going downtown, see the cops start to frown. Clammy ass hands hold the heat behind my seat, I'll never know defeat. If I go down, I'm taking them with me like Hook did Smee.

    Then I see pigs get handed a bag, and they walkout without a snag.

  • @wharghoul Wow, You're pretty gay

  • anyone would want to freestyle to this joint its crazy sick

  • I want this instrumental track to play every time I walk into a room.

  • This is what I call classic.

  • Eazy E-Boyz n the hood

  • Minors talking about murdering, They come on oh wait i never heard of him, Better than ever forever better than most, I'm medicine for anything thats ever been broke, Polo fresh son im getting fresher by the day, Your on mute son no one hears the shit you spray.

  • this is the shit

  • wooow

  • im gonna try rap to this

  • rick rubin is a fucking genius. shame theres not as many sick producer like him now !!!

  • iv got 99 problems, and heres just one of em, im paying tax for things that got use in em, the goverment have got me like a puppet on a string, my bank says zero while theres say ching ching, i feel i cant fukin win!

  • @mover2010 not bad, just make sure that what you are saying makes sense. government officials don't make much money. and unless you are a politician, they dont have you on a string. also, why is it bad to pay taxes for things that have use in them? would you rather pay taxes for useless things?

  • fuck this illuminati shit

  • @LauritzenBeats Fuck YOU

  • Yo, man! I'll tell you somethin' useful, you have to think, how to live,

    expect, you have a problem wit' it,

    I'm a normal homie, but i don't have to eat, to survive,

    if u are just the same like me, give me five,

    Music is for me most important shit,

    If you're dissin' me, man you can suck my dick,

    but i gotta go, i'll finish this shit later,

    this instrumental is perfect, you are dead, if you are hater

  • *THIS IS FANTASTIC *

  • I got 99 problems and ya workin on 100'

    your pushing my nerves so I out you in a coffin'

    wassup boy, you gotta problem with that'

    well my boys got guns at ya collar biotch'

    to the world im an idol im aknowledging that'

    and whatever great look like well im fixing to be that'

    hahahah, and it be like that'

    my impact so hard, id probably die and bounce right back'

  • Great Version!!

  • *THIS IS REAL GOOD*

  • Thank you you for the video. Every other instrumental version was terrible.

  • yo fatall tacoo i liked to who gives a fuck

  • knock knock

    whos there

    the muah fuckin popo

  • I got 99 problems /

    Bag em then i drop em/

    The name is and no youll never stop him /So fresh so clean money aint nuttin / Always bout my dental health cuz i be flossin / I get mad money everyday / Never shakespere that mean I dont play / Racial profilin is prevelent where I be at / That is why im hidin in my parents basement / Cops comin for me cuz im too blatant / Straight disrepect .

  • Wat up wit the end???

  • you will never catch me on the block glockless i aint lettin no nigga empty out my pockets. nigga try to rob me, he got two options. gimmie what he got or get shot the glocks poppin. no bitch in the world could ever make me change. ima remain the same she better get on the right page or else she get left back she in a minor set back, she asking me for change, but i wont let her get that bitch is you sick n deranged must be insane asking me to pay lease on ya range,
  • some shit just gotta be wrong in her brain

  • i dnt lke dumb bitches.... hit em quick wit lashess..wont b solved wit stichess...tired of thes..hoes runin for ma richess.. leave em wit stitches some girls is sluts.i will leave em.n the rain cz i dont gve a wat... i dnt want that saggyy..butt.. bitch i dont need to bust a nut.. lemmie pull the shank out so i could spill some guts... u better stop talkin now..bitch keep it shutt...no time for the drama no tricks no games..run to yo mama.

  • Yo could i also get a link for this please. Big upload rite here! Nice1 mayne. Peace.

  • im using this song as an intro to a skate video

  • @FatalTacoo This it right up that ally too. I'd love to see that!

  • @FatalTacoo DON'T U DARE DO THAT

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  • This sounds sikk for the beginning. I bit where there's DnB with the Police Chager SRT-8 is my favorite tho

  • PLEAS PUT DL LINK AND I SUB!

  • download link plz

  • where can i find this beat? please send me a link or something!

  • Dude. Could u send me the link as well too. cuz i wanna find it as well...

  • Yo, check it

    Yo, I got slugs for snitches

    No love for bitches

    Puttin thugs in ditches

    When my trigger finger itches

    I got a

  • ok big l lol

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