Harold and Kumar - Root 3

[pusha87uk]

@MuslimBeard  why do u think u bellend

[rhaoth]

"Sorry, I smoked weed with the president earlier, I totally forgot what I was gonna say."

[fightbox4]

7 people must like cock meat cock meat sandwiches

[TheRealisticPoint]

How about we add my line at the end, huh? "Time and Time again it occurs, For it is a feeling that comes but NEVER goes." :))) xD

[dopplerthesexybeast]

I take back everything I ever said about refusing a guy who proposes in public; if he uses this poem, he's guaranteed a "yes" and a pair of wet panties being tossed at him.

[MrPhienox]

1.7320508075688772935274463415­058723669428052538103806

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923265015312343266903322886650­672254668921837971227047131660­3678615880

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[kendracorpse]

i would most def take him after that poem, so fabulous, i fell in love

[blackmist575]

quiet anus

[esponert105]

whats so special about root 3 in math i dont get it.. anyone? thanks

[quaserti]

@esponert105 its irrational, like pi

[chazthemantis]

BINNY128 may be the worst ever. eat shit for that stupid ass poem.

[chazthemantis]

kumar's shirt is incredible.



[1910887]

actually the square root of 3 is 1.732050808

[lawnprinter300]

@1910887

quiet anus

[lex224ification]

@1910887 Wrong. sqrt(3)»1.732050808

[KillerXoX]

@lex224ification correct

[L00kAsss]

@lex224ification Which rounds up to 1.7321...

[1910887]

lol...quiet anus

[zombadude]

My Math teacher showed us this. (Of course, skipped the "Your such a fucking tool" part)

[EarlyPeanut]

"Quiet, anus."

[dreamdesigner99]

That's the best poem i have ever heard.

[theonlyguyontheleft]

I think my face is frozen in happiness. Someone help.

[Xthralls]

That made me sneeze milk outa my PP

[MrFishman113]

sorry i spoke weed with the president i totally forgot forgot what i was goin to say hahahahahaha

[JKArocks]

haha quiet anus lol

[Naixer24]

nice Movie

[SvenMcWeaksauce]

@Melodrize

...someone who has a girlfriend? heh jk mate, ur alrite :P

[7AiRBaLLiN7]

I found this on tumblr

[iChiief]

You know if you think about it, only half of the crowd should be cheering at the end, because the other half is the family if the guy that just got knocked out and dumped at the altar. What a fail...

[LordVader30000]

"Quiet anus!" Hahahahahahah!!! :D

[farking1indian]

@Melodrize

You are?

[indirockfella92]

No doubt hes indian,probably its some vedic math stuff lol!

[patriots43v3r]

so i said this to a girl i know, and i am no longer single ;) sorry ladies, i'm an integer now ;)

[Culpep13]

My boyfriend told me this poem once :) I love him.

[ITZzDEeR]

i said this to the fittest most popular girl in my school, everyone now calls me the number nerd.......im still single

[addzack11]

@ITZzDEeR No you idiot dont do it in public -_-

[skullzluver6556]

who the fuck is tht hot sexy bitch, as soon as u see this go to my priofile and tell me, cause i want this bitches tittys in my face now!!! oh yeah

[certifiedamazingx3]

HAHA so cute & attractive .

[Jamik0Pianist]

LMAO 444 Likes 4 Dislikes well what's with this mysterios mathematics??

[Jamik0Pianist]

@Jamik0Pianist mysterious

[GTAMober3]

iM totally gonna say this to a girl =)

[faintupcatkey1]

looool i said that in the school accembly when the guy who made the mars rover landing gear came to our school (dr. ferooz)

i got suspended but it was worth it xD

[robobrain10000]

Why is root 3 a lonely number? can't it chill with root 5?

[LotsOfAntimatter]

4 people are EXTREMMEEEEEE

[Emelec18]

His dad taught him calculus when he was in elementary school.

[cLvAk]

i love this shit

[BINNY128]

I'll write a peom now, oh so great

You'll want to sit and masterbate

Make Kumars poem look weak and pale

So surely my poem shall prevail

Kumar's good, but I am great

I'm you tubes Binny128!!

[bore271]

@BINNY128 quiet anus!

[LainyLvsJJ48]

@BINNY128 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[therocker2552]

Quiet, anus.

[AYYitzAUSTIN]

stoners have hearts<3...my favorite part of the whole entire movie...it tickled my heart =..)

[ginge5ify]

@AYYitzAUSTIN yeah and this part tickled my penis lol jk

[ViViDSniping]

How come there is no part where Harold says to Culton U BEST WATCH YO BACK BITCH

[THEKING531]

Quiet anus!

[littlebear1233]

I’m sure that I will always be A lonely number like root three The three is all that’s good and right, Why must my three keep out of sight Beneath the vicious square root sign, I wish instead I were a nine For nine could thwart this evil trick, with just some quick arithmetic I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321 Such is my reality, a sad irrationality When hark! What is this I see, Another square root of a three As quietly co-waltzing by, Together now we multiply

[Xshado2]

what exactly is 1.7321? as i know pie is 3.1415...

[FirstDegreeGaming]

@Xshado2 its the squere root of 3 a.k.a. "root three" hence the poem

[yungblud677]

@Xshado2 dood r u serious? it's the root of 3...

[mauricerocks]

I’m sure that I will always be

A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,

Why must my three keep out of sight

Beneath the vicious square root sign,

I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,

with just some quick arithmetic

[gmailmama]

super legit...

[8d193]

I fear that I will always be A only number like root three A three is all that's good and right Why must my three keep out of sight Beneath a vicious squareroot sign I wish instead i was a nine For nine could forth this evil trick With just some quick arithmetic I know I'll never see the sun As one point seven 3-2-1 Such is my reality A sadder rationality With heart, just was this I see Another squareroot of a three

[evilalbert]

MOST BEAUTIFUL POEM EVER

[tintct00]

*cough* Tool * cough* Shut up anus!

and i also love at the end when he totally spaced out and forgot what he was gonna say =P

[okaysoiknowiloveyouu]

Shes Gorgeous. My Boyfriend Told Me This Poem < 3 3

iLovee You Joeyyy <333

[fatihooofatih]

in my opinion in german it's better

[batistaker123]

Damn december 2011 please come faster!

[HighMyNameIsAndre]

Groom got cock blocked.

[HighMyNameIsAndre]

Cock Blocked!

[300Bane]

The 4 Dislikes did this and got Bitch Slapped and got Humiliated

[dtihkse]

quiet anus

[mayankme]

he surely learnt his math well!

[thehaterhater2]

quiet anus, this poem makes me awwww its so nerdy its cute XD harold and kumar rock! theres gonna be a 3rd h and k apparently a christmas special in a couple of years :D

[Apollomasque]

Harold's quick silencing of a snarker really hits me. Those two are constantly at odds, incredibly vicious to one another and teeter on the brink of distancing themselves from each other forever.

But they won't, because they're friends.

[kenickity]

this made me cry :')

[RegZiiWA]

"You fucking tool, QUIET ANUS!"

[tangleberry88]

shes hot

[adirashdon]

oh my god kumar got a girl

[01misheel]

what if i did something embarrising my self would that make you feel better ? wonder what would have he done

[zerocreator]

YOU FUCKIN TOOL! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[ryuhiabusa3]

shouldnt their be a 3rd

[VolcomViper45]

You fuckin' tool! SHUT UP ANUS! lol

[cac1987fcb]

fuckin' epic.

[FloatingOnADream]

Best. Poem. Evar.

[ch3ssco]

quiet anus.

[TimothyDeLaGhetto2]

this part made me cry. no lie.

[Sairiss728]

@TimothyDeLaGhetto2 AHAHA

[Zelluhnator]

@TimothyDeLaGhetto2 lmfaooo

[notmysteezhomie]

@TimothyDeLaGhetto2 LOL

[caninecasey10]

@notmysteezhomie help me find the chrismas special,WITHOUT haveing to download please id really appriciate it

[heyconstantt]

@TimothyDeLaGhetto2 that part made me laugh when he forgot;s the poem :P

[niggamoments25]

@TimothyDeLaGhetto2 TIM!!! OMG!! Hi.

[glock164]

@TimothyDeLaGhetto2 The asian person would cry over a math poem. No racial.

[rsantos1989]

Fuck yea

[cryostate]

haha, i pressed the football icon :)

[RooookieP]

"You fucking tool."

"Quiet, anus."

Hahahahahahahah so great.

[JackSparrow2600]

my math teacher used this to teach us square roots :)

[BigMorhsn]

@JackSparrow2600 How?! Lol, It teaches nothing...

[JackSparrow2600]

@BigMorhsn no idea we were starting a review unit and our teacher had seen this movie recently....

[markvans777]

this is awesome many guys use this nowadays including me lol.tnx kumar haha

[deathbringer767]

This poem is pretty amazing for a movie like this x3

[SpaceCowboy9280]

QUIET ANUS

[Fahim42]

"you fucking tool"

Lmao

[Jig1123]

I love how my boss wrote this poem in high school. He thinks nothing of it. The man is a genius.

[cardinalbo1z]

aint gonna lie this is one fuckin legit as movie and poem lol

[Kildars]

Best poem ever!

[ETR118711]

wow!

[TerrorBearrorProd]

lol QUIET ANUS

[TerrorBearrorProd]

i got teary eyed this is beautiful

[souphab808]

this poem make me happy!!

[ohmadamn]

best fuckin poem ever!

[solmskyfire]

"you fucking tool"

"quiet anus"

[brittybabi08]

love this...so much :)

[headsh0tdELuXe]

nc poem

[The50cc]

I like the shape of the hair he's got.

BTW, THIS POEM IS REALY DAMN GOOD! I KIND OFMLIKE IT ^.^

[ZoltanoCortez]

quiet anus!... i said to my teacher... yea, that didn't go down too well, but it was worth it!!!

[ShiftySM]

lol, nice 1

[sk8r4lifeyo]

@ZoltanoCortez Really?

Worked fine for me

[seanFiction]

'you fucking tool'

xD

[JoyceyNotus]

Why wud da groom side clap at da end

[candyshit101]

i feel smarter just by listening to that poem

[MrUsername1987]

"Quiet Anus"

the best line in the film and this is without a doubt my favourite stoner movie

[awais590]

hahaha too right haha.

[anmax00]

genius hhahaha

[DTMRM8]

If Harold said it, it would go, I fear that i wirrl alrays be a ronry number like root 3.

Nice poem though.

[TheRaikuso]

XD "You fucking tool!"

"Quiet Anus!" XD Nice Harold!

[Perrinski1]

hope fully there will there be a number 3 movie

[tandown1000]

cant be because kumar doesnt act anymore, he is working in the white house with obama

[WolverineTole]

BONG BONG Roldie

[omgnightrider]

you fucking tool............

[slipknotfanalex21]

QUIET ANUS

[beremmad19]

someone just told me this, does this mean he's professing his love for me?

[DTMRM8]

uhhh, yeah... i think.

[sclemzoid]

that is so awesome.

they wonderfully sidestep this scene being cheesy by actually having a VERY clever and awesome poem

[LoungeAct767]

i love this poem...

[XXBrittneeTheEmoXX]

QUIET ANUS.

[BrainiacOutcast]

You fucking tool....

Quiet anus.

[Anibeing]

so awsome!!!! GO KUMAR!!!

[animefangirlxx]

lol I can recite this whole poem. Kumar is the best :] Kal Penn foreverrr <3

[chezta24]

I know Ill never see the sun, as 1.7321 Such is my reality, a sad irrationality When hark! What is this I see, Another square root of a three As quietly co-waltzing by, Together now we multiply To form a number we prefer, Rejoicing as an integer We break free from our mortal bonds With the wave of magic wands Our square root signs become unglued Your love for me has been renewed

[ebecker10]

It sounds a lot more like he is saying "and love for me has been renewed" instead of "your love for me..."

[chezta24]

Ii fear that I will always be

A lonely number like root three

The three is all thats good and right,

Why must my three keep out of sight

Beneath the vicious square root sign,

I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,

with just some quick arithmetic

[BilliKhanum]

Harolds so cute

[shami81]

I fear that Ill always be a lonely number like root three, A three thats all good and right, Why must I keep my three out of sight? Beneath the vicious square root sign, I wish instead I were nine, For nine could thwart this evil trick, With just some quick arithmetic, I know Ill never see the sun as 1.7321, Such as my reality, a sad irrationality, (can any one tell me what did he say here i just could not understand), this is what I see, Another square root of three,

[shami81]

I fear that Ill always be a lonely number like root three,

A three thats all good and right,

Why must I keep my three out of sight?

Beneath the vicious square root sign,

I wish instead I were nine,

For nine could thwart this evil trick,

With just some quick arithmetic,

I know Ill never see the sun as 1.7321,

Such as my reality, a sad irrationality,

(I could not get this part can anyone tell what did he say here), this is what I see,

[SaintViki]

i love the two seconds from 2:33-2:35

THATS MA BOYY

love this film.

[willybillyshow]

Love it how her 'future' family in law also applaudes

[xRAMxDOD]

quiet anus

[PossumKing1]

gah i really do hate the fact that so many peopole just write somthing like a line from the FUCKING VIDEO I JUST WATCHED !!!! I KNOW i mean they dont even post it with a comment on it just a line from the video !!!

[sasap07]

hahaha "i smoked weed with President I forgot what was I gonna say"

[CallofDutyMasterMan]

Thats some Alabahma Kush right there!

[CutieBoo777]

lmao the way her face looked was even funnier.

[Xadfvivo]

quiet anus hahahhaahzahahashahahahahashha­hahahjaahahahaghahhaahahahah

[omfgPanzer]

fuckign tool lmao

[lastlaff69]

I stoled this poem, used it, and got laid... thank u kumar, lol

[TakashiNippon]

your not the only one.... believe me :)

[arajeth413]

lmfao r u guys shitting me?

[marcy2011]

@ both! u guys r gross!!!

[TheGamingLobby]

@TakashiNippon. word man! word. =)

[megalostafili]

@TakashiNippon no way

[SpadeOfAces23]

@lastlaff69

Definitely not th only one.

[KCkento]

@lastlaff69 HAHAHAHAHHAA

[videoforme79]

@lastlaff69  Ha Ha Ha Nice Work !!!

[carimolin]

@lastlaff69 lmaooo

[LuisRC91]

@lastlaff69 LOL hahaha is this bullshit? maybe ill try it myself

[TheAlexCarrington]

@lastlaff69 HMMMM AM I THE THIRD NOW?

[crudstickles]

@TheAlexCarrington AM I THE FORTH?! no I'm a virgin

[TheAlexCarrington]

@crudstickles lmao say this poem you will get it :P