birth of a giraffe

[8clevy]

That is freaking nasty y did the thing drop on it's head

[Aznkid898]

the baby drops

dad: that shit aint mine

[elksky]

Absolutely amazingly beautiful footage despite the childish comments below. Their courtship is so elegant and beautiful and just amazing how quickly the baby controls those long legs- essential for survivial

[Thatcamaroguy84]

1:08 the male goes "screw this!"

[Shaunniesingerstar]

Bith is So Beatiful

[2Dmeat]

looks like my last shit 

[TotallyAnnoyingChick]

That was gross!

[daging623]

it take 1:39 to make a giraffe, so rapidly.

[Mclarson]

so amazing.

[tabutog]

his penis is as looooong as his neck. LOL

[mollysangelique]

@tabutog are,you,jeaulous,at,him,grapje­

[jnorth]

Is this the deleted scene from Madagascar?

[RagingCombos]

Wtf why does she hit his dick

[KittyCool10]

She pooped out her baby O.O and so easly

[rrtkddigimon0]

oh god

[grendelkhan37]

awwweee

[JonnieVamp]

LOL! the dad was like FUCK THIS!

[12ClassyChick]

wtf when i went to the zoo in 4th grade where the heck was the . man neverwill i ha ve sex ever nasstttyyyyyyyyy

[lagirafebelge]

What the fuck am i watching O.o

[TheJupa31]

The damn thing just fell and god a ball of blood just explodes in its face

[YourFavouriteDancers]

Thanks for a great sex education lesson :)

[lockedupabroad1]

Just like a human birth after that baby tears through that pussy. The pussy is no good any more....NEXT!!!

[OyonTheAdept]

@lockedupabroad1 ahahhahaha

[poloscally]

Miracles of nature to fall from the height at infantry and live to be become the biggest.

[Altiar253]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

[jumper1294]

A giraffe is born. Only to die minutes later to a lion

[OzziZari]

Dad giraffe got grossed out

[tazzamillion50]

im on the weird part of youtube again...

[wzerba]

awww look at the cute baby giraffe! :)

[VICTORdoomm]

that giraffe was like eww wth SHIT .. RUN!! 

[Fexes420]

the way the males fight looks retarded. i dont understand how they could possibly kill each other this way.

[MrDuskDemise]

dramatic indeed; 2 meter fall, and to have the after birth dumped on you too

[fuckingtrollguy123]

Great porn ! 

[mhdezzo]

y da mom liking hes ass at da end !! :S

[cplai]

@mhdezzo The fetus is enclosed in a water sac. So the animal is soaking wet after birth. Almost all mammal lick dry their new born with the exception of human who would wipe dry a baby with a towel. :-)

[WAGEF1000]

The baby fall down is it ok

[yalli1206]

How does it grow that fast?

[ubettertxtme]

The mom pooed on the baby

[DaftPunk191]

do i need glasses or does that baby look like moe from the simpsons o.O

[ANT1989]

Lol the males did all that fighting for a couple of seconds of pleasure. Haha

[mozizzy]

these were not queer giraffes

[badgerfan3328]

1:07 hes like oh shit didnt want to see that...

[blackco741]

wow that was wonderful.the birth of a living animal.

[qkk20]

It's so amazing too me how birth happens is like they just pop out a smaller version of themselves like humans it's fucking crazy that giraffe came out of that other giraffe!!!

[BlackBloodification]

The mom took a shit on the baby giraffe at the end

[ICantImASaudiGirl]

Oh my god !!!

Thats sweeeet

[fredfredweird]

0:09  HEAD FIGHT!!!!

[sportslover1995]

hahahah press 5 repeatedly:)

[mahtexas]

it's so SWEET!!!!

[d3mon805]

i heard they call the male giraffe "the one pump chump"

[Dinizterz]

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[ChargeChris]

did it just take a SHIT on the baby after it was born?!@?@!

1:05

[Kodama5511]

@ChargeChris No... that's the afterbirth....the amniotic fluids and whatnot... 

[HorseyLover9110]

GIRRAFES ARE FIGHTING AT 0:17 !! :)

[XboxAnnihilator]

lolwut

[ScuzzbagMcgee]

lol

Giraffe 1: oh hey susan whatcha doin?

Giraffe 2: Oh nothing just givin birth

*fetus falls on the ground*

Giraffe 2: Oh its so-

*nasty blood/puss/fat sack falls on top of the baby*

Giraffe2: WTF

[uwishuhadmex33]

that baby giraffe is so cute when its born, and kinda looks a bit like my ex boyfriend... small head and big ears LOL

[86prettypinksinger]

She pooped and he walked away like ewww

[GeckoHannah]

I love the other giraffe at 1:10! haha

[TheNarutard96]

giraffes are so strange. they're soooo tall!

[Nightwatch177]

Lol, the giraffes at the beginning. "I think you're sexy!" *WHACK*

[XTrevvion]

wow giraffe hump makes them look taller

[xchupandax]

The male giraffe was like "WOAH, Thats disgusting!" -walks away-

[Mariofan1902]

those giraffes are slamming their heads agaisnt the others balls

[blehthony67]

Rape.



[CourtneyWilliams24]

Dad giraffe what the hell is that classic moment

[CelebrenCelu]

i love giraffes since i was child. it's a little sad, they have to fall on head when they born.

[cplai]

@CelebrenCelu Doesn't all Toy R Us kids love giraffes?

[cplai]

@CelebrenCelu Oops! Sorry. I forgot you might not know "Toy R Us" if you were not in the US.

[thefoolofapril]

@cplai Toys R Us is also in Australia :) I know the big giraffe...

[budda668011]

@cplai jerk

[NeroRaw]

@cplai Everyone knows about Toy R Us;D we even have it in Norway!

[mikeeey47]

@cplai toy r us is in canada too lol

[ooumaigad]

@mikeeey47 and here in Spain there are 46 toys r us too :-)

[mikeeey47]

@ooumaigad holy shit that a lot there's only like 25 in canada i think lol

[EugeneArgus]

@cplai isn't it toys R us?

[Kordae55]

wtf lmao

[kcatromero]

@fartymarty I think it was the placenta

[LetzPlayWicked]

1:00 I have to take a crap...

[FartyMarty37]

What's that thing that came out.. the liquid and...

Awwwhhhh, sooo cute :)

[supersonic71097]

sooooo, that thin is just in and out in less than a second? giraffes don't last very long. o.0

[zemanek17]

i need to find a c0ck like that!

[WolfProtector101]

@zemanek17

IF u do, I bet girls would rather hav S** wif a giraffe(which tat thing is supposed 2 be on, not on u) rather than hav it wif u.

[hinatakaere]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaauu

[ninjamoon9]

fail if you click 7

[nicecat999]

cleanup on aisle 3!

[Scarfed9oo9]

awwwww.... look at its crooked horn :D soooo lovable!!!

[0Discipline]

wtf.... they jus drop...

the mother doesn't even struggle... wtf?...

[soccercreeepp]

HAHA i <3 this

[udzbenik]

baby is si cute :)

[puppydog901]

hahah the dad girrafe is like wtf im leaving u

[k0edby22]

MELVIN !! :D

[ESP471]

wow that must hurt like hell

[mrbulletproof100]

haha i love when it drops out, its like *gasp* NARNIA!! :D

[OhEmGeeBaby101]

@mrbulletproof100 lmao, you just made my life worth living.

[mrbulletproof100]

@OhEmGeeBaby101 LOL thanks! :)

[jasminrhea210]

the afterbirth has alot of liquid....good thing the baby doesnt get injured when it drops

[owenboy60]

1:10 heres ur brothers and sisters, POOP!!

[Shutupnddance14]

the mum pissed on the baby..

thts child abuse:|

[owenboy60]

@Shutupnddance14 it was like this *baby comes out* "omg... ew ur ugly, maybe this will make u look better" :D

[Missmjai]

@Shutupnddance14

dont watch this kind of thing if you are going to be so childish

[TheLostplanet979]

ill

[MaeveHazelEye]

Lol at the beggining Ahh I shall hit you with my neck! CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK

[LotsOfLoveLollitrot]

@MaeveHazelEye ahahah ahhhhh haha, i read ur comment haha funnyy

[showiproute]

Welcome to the world! PLONK!

Oh hey let me spray you with some vaginal fluids too.

[bdbfighting]

EWW IT EJECTED SHIT ON THE BABY 1:07

[PandyEatGreenBubbles]

@bdbfighting it was just after birth ?

[livethemagic91]

that is interesting, how the baby giraffe has to be about 2 meters tall when it's born, otherwise it wouldn't be able to reach the mother's udder. it's unbelievable how evolution works.

if you think about it, if giraffes were able to kneel down so that the baby wouldn't have to fall out that far, baby giraffes would probably be smaller, because they wouldn't need to reach as much to the mother's udder...it's amazing how the height of the fall and the height of the baby is the same.

[letos019]

Look! an animal cares the baby, but some human :((((((

[smexxii3ladii3nan100]

O___O

[SilkeyLeaves]

Babeh giraffe!

[SerendipitousJ]

The other giraffe is like wtf!! lol

[hollyswaggin]

aye he hitting it

[jipskin]

what the hell that girl giraffe just had explosive diarrhea all over the place thats disgusting!! no wonder the male walked away

[cplai]

That is called the afterbirth, not diarrhea.  The placenta is ejected after the birth. Even human birth do the same.

[Missmjai]

@cplai thats such an immature comment! (1st one)

[angelhornsforever]

@cplai not smth i will ever look forward to... to be honest

[tarheelbrutha]

@jipskin HAHA...the other giraffe did turn away....

the physician normally steps in to deliver the human placenta and then perform stitching for any vaginal tears

[LotsOfLoveLollitrot]

@jipskin hahaha

[walkertexasranger33]

@jipskin dumb bitch

[WolfProtector101]

@jipskin

ARE U A STUPID FUCKER OR WAT?! DID UR PARENTS SEND U 2 A DUMB SCHOOL/KINDERGARTEN OR WAT?! STUPID FUCKER.

[EliteRocketBear]

@jipskin Our education system is going to hell. Same thing happened to you when you were born. So according to you, your mother shat on your head?

[6barbiegirl]

The baby girrafe is so cute!

[mikemai123]

this video makes me wanna go to toys r us

[cupcakes5671]

@mikemai123 lol right?

[ilikecheese123ish]

@mikemai123 you make me wanna kill people.

[PK4Subs]

borrin

only lasted 2 seconds!

[SpiritandRainLover]

awh cute baby ^_^

[emretje12]

Fuck my life ;s.

[tarheelbrutha]

@emretje12 lmbo

[marxandkirbyrocks]

HAHAHA IT'S A GIRRAFE!

[allan00richy]

ooommmggg disguisting but beatifull at the same time

[Selendomono]

Birth may be a beautiful thing but the sound of that afterbirth was a little gross :P. The baby is SO adorable though

[JuiicyBabiie09]

Awhee the baby is sooo cute!

Ahaa daddy got in there though, still;) Necking leads to amazing things

[lemonbery]

DEATH BY SNU SNU

[06randallj]

FUTURAMA WIN!

[iPenguinXb]

LOL Whip that ass man! But with your head? LOL But dang look at him taking that thing to make it's on pie xD

[CrazyThunderVids]

thats messed up

[Robert2G]

manny look 0:45

[gbalah162]

that was a quicky huh. or is it a hit and run. lmao. quick in and quick out

[CoAlArHoNuFiPi]

Nothing like those endless days of competing with the other guys for those two seconds...hahaha

[MissChelseaBoBo]

when she gives birth the giraffe behing the mother is like eww gross u got it on me!

[TheSillydilly1234]

omg i know this is a weird thing to say but i would call that baby Leila for some reason?

[cervixdilation1]

i'm glad my baby doesn't have to drop two feet when it is born.

[mjca91]

lol

[redhead31293]

haha

amen!

[sarmenemras]

2 meters not 2 feet. she wishes 2 feet.

[tarheelbrutha]

@cervixdilation1 2 meters not 2 feet

2 meters is approx 6.6 feet

[Dragonstarblaze]

@cervixdilation1 lol true true

[abbysqueak69]

@cervixdilation1 6 feet actually lol

[captainfudgie]

@cervixdilation1 *metres, either way, its astounding to see the little guy isn't severly injured from the impact

[JeTaimeNails]

@cervixdilation1 2 metres

[puristthunder]

is that blood coming out?!

[horsebreedingfan2]

No, it's the rest of the waters.

[sanwin84]

I always find this amazing. Imagine falling down for 2 meters and then be able to walk when you never did that. Nature is unbelievable....

[bananabri2]

Omg the baby giraffe is so cute!

[9THEdominofreak9]

lolwut