Family Guy - Criminal hurts himself

[francisgaribayABC]

fucktheps3andpsp is in a supermax prison for severe internet crimes....

Fucktheps3andpsp: i fucking wonder what this fucking feels like

Fucktheps3andpsp: ow, that fucking hurts!!

fucktheps3andpsp: wow is that what ive been doing to people, man

i fucking belong here

lol its what every failtroll will say when their trolled to the point where they will give up.

ps: i am not fucktheps3andpsp i am just narrating his experience.

[FHomeBrew]

Greastdictator posted:

"we need more criminals like this"

You're welcome.

[THEABDUCTEDALIEN]

just watching random family guy episodes

[dusitnyung2]

idk but im guessing here but i think that guy is also the voice acter of petter. 0:05

[RedLantern161]

wth? it sound slike taz from wrestling

[iRawkproductions]

@RedLantern161 hahaha omg it totally does

[holyteapot]

@CBBCupload

Like knives don't exist in prisons..

[AylaRselhesur]

@RJSoylent you are my hero

[HardcoreColossus]

Press Ctrl + F4 to search for the comment

[mark101g]

@HardcoreColossus you are really an idiot if you think ppl are going to fall for that

[HardcoreColossus]

@mark101g Sorry it is Alt + F3! :D try it!

[0946218123]

THE SYETEM WORKS

[SKools2012]

what a duce

[RJSoylent]

KAAAAAAARL! this kills people!

[gandalf14000]

wwwyoutubecom/watch?v=gK-IeNbs­3tA

[TheDarkOneification]

Criminal is confused.

It hurt itself in confusion.

[cobeoe]

why can't that happen for real son many criminals would be reformed maybe?

[planetary109]

Unfortunately that many people do learn what they did was wrong in prison but they still have to finish up their life sentence.

[T4yv0nd3ck]

I assume thats a butterknife because he's not bleeding at all.

[LAcHlAn1011]

thats what she said

[80spopQueen]

I'm not finding @greatdictator. I'm going to assume you know what your talking about and we all should agree. (all 35 of us)

[TheAussieRocket]

what the hell is buzz lightyear doing in prison with an orange jumpsuit did he stab woody?

[LebaneseGamer]

@TheAussieRocket yea he stabbed woody with his woody.... gigity

[MrBloodynightmare]

Ha ha ha

[VivalaryMan]

"Uploaded by Xethray on 28 Mar 2011

love it :D - ALL CONTENT BELONG'S TO: Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation ..but YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!" - am i the only one who thought this didnt make sense? and btw @CBBCupload its called a shank or a chib and you can make them from anything, toothbrushes usually work well :)

[crunchzor]

@VivalaryMan Of course it makes sense. "All your base" is an old meme. Back when memes were slightly amusing. Now there are just a bunch of kids still making skyrim jokes after it hasn't been funny for 6 months. Note to kids: jokes don't get better with age. They're not red wine.

[MilsTorkelPicolo]

LOLz



[BMXSCOOTERKID1441]

season 3 

[SueMyChin]

I wish all criminals were this retrospective.

[frntfrnt]

the search has begone for @Greatdictator's comment...

[XxBLiiNDxX1107]

Joe when he's bald.

[TheGraffitial3x]

@XxBLiiNDxX1107 Lol that does look like a bald joe.

[MetalCore2010]

I wonder what happens when a criminal has raped people?

[DanMan12010]

i belong here

[SuperAmg500]

Ellow you tupe 

[darthtrabia]

Dammit... I'm in this part of YouTube again. NOOOOOO

[AidlerH]

@darthtrabia You're also an idiot.

[darthtrabia]

@AidlerH really got to you there eh? i'm pretty scared.. i don't want any trouble okay?

[CBBCupload]

Anyone else wondering why he has a knife in prison?

[mrtangelo885]

@CBBCupload jail shank. alot of prisoners have them

[xirvin92]

@CBBCupload  prisoners find their way to get knifes it is not that hard for them

[Zerokaiszer]

@CBBCupload

Seriously?

[wodan8494]

@CBBCupload Dude everyone in americas prisons is armed! what do you Think, how they can kill each other under the shower?

[REKONBALL2]

@CBBCupload no... because if you have seen the whole episode, like me, you would know why...

[ToadsMGodes]

@CBBCupload each prisoner is issued a steak knife from Ikea when they first arrive.

[MoSwaaag]

@CBBCupload not really lol. everyone has a shank in prison.

[Mixedhero]

@CBBCupload You clearly don't know anything about American prisons. 

[TheVivvav]

@CBBCupload SO HE CAN LEARN HIS LESSON.

[BlackIce131]

@CBBCupload He probably smuggle it in his ass hole

[thongdongalong]

@CBBCupload You don't think they have knives in prison. WOW

[lukamodrijan580]

@CBBCupload i am

[DGuido865]

@CBBCupload yes

[Ubermonkeh]

@CBBCupload it's called a shank.

[Paskakatiska]

I wonder how rapist preforms that thing.

[Animefan764]

@Paskakatiska Well they ARE in prison...

[PleasedToBeHere1]

@Paskakatiska Performs.

[RandomDutchMan]

@Paskakatiska BABA

[Cortake]

Canadian criminal in Canadian alcatraz.

[Unknnnnn]

:D

[NaziZombieFREEEEK]

 »»───knee───►

[TheGraffitial3x]

@NaziZombieFREEEEK Dude screw you your not funny

[NaziZombieFREEEEK]

@TheGraffitial3x I used to get mad at people over the internet and be a whiny bitch like you, then i took an arrow to the knee.

[Fredrich1337]

@NaziZombieFREEEEK »»───Your head───►

[krypton362]

I'm a knife and i find this offensive!

[TheKinglord12345]

close your eyes and watch this you sick fuck

[Chaoswarrior1231]

Justin Beiber: I wonder what my singing sounds like *listens to one of his own songs*

Justin Beiber: OH GOD IS THAT WHAT I SOUND LIKE?! I belong here

me: nope you belong....IN HELL!!!! *kills Justin Beiber*

[RevivingPhilosopher]

How did he find the knife in prison?

[braintheif90]

@RevivingPhilosopher the wizard gave him one

[RevivingPhilosopher]

@braintheif90 Oh, i see.Thank you, i have not seen this episode yet!!!

[fuckingfreak17]

he should have been black

[Mrgamerpeeps]

keep pressing 2



[Wavedude21101]

"ow that hurts!" . You dont say?

[randox16000]

he has a knife in his prison cell O.o

[Wavedude21101]

@randox16000 good point must not be a good prison :/

[dkereelis]

@Wavedude21101 hehe...good "point"...cuz its a knife... I C WAT U DID THER

[StevenFinucane]

Truth Hurts

[fkjetfox]

....where did he get that knife?

[RicoMxZ]

@fkjetfox Out the Prisoner's Kitchen wHere else!

[TheDoritosfan1]

*applause*

[SpartanLegion300]

I used to be a thief in Venice named Rose, but then i took an arrow to the thigh.

AND NO THIS IS NOT THAT SKYRIM JOKE

IT IS SIMILAR BUT DIFFERENT

THINK ASSASSINS CREED 2

[FlyOfDarkness]

@SpartanLegion300 u still suck xD

[haylestormable]

Wow... He didnt know that

[nejithefast]

he used to be a happy person, then he took a knife to the chest

[akahina666]

@nejithefast No.

[yassin166]

WTF how did he get the knife in the prison?

[BryanTheDoomBringer]

@yassin166 you kidding me bro? they make knifes out of everything in prison...those bastards make knives out of wood (really sharp). they make knifes out of bed steel, they make knives out of tooth brushes. those guys are fuckin genious. i know this cause ive been there

[yassin166]

@BryanTheDoomBringer Yes but look at the knife he has in his hands! Its just like the knife you and me have in the kitchen, right?

[BryanTheDoomBringer]

@yassin166 yeah but this is family guy lol some things are not real

[yassin166]

@BryanTheDoomBringer Oooooooh okay : D i didnt knew it was fake. Excuse me then.

[MitchSmithFilms]

No one else noticed that he had a knife in a prison cell?

[MrMethadrine]

@MitchSmithFilms Dude its "Family guy".It doesnt make any sense.

[TheBulletDodgingMan]

Who agree's that quagmire and stewie need to have sex this season!

[fuzzyhead562]

@TheBulletDodgingMan What the actual fuck

[MaskedMisfitxx]

@TheBulletDodgingMan O_O....

Maybe it should be you in that prison cell if that's the kind of thing you want to happen?!

[TheBulletDodgingMan]

@MaskedMisfitxx BUT THEY BELONG TOGETHER!!1!!11!!!

[BloodMagicGaming]

press 3 for laser gun shot :D

[TijsJazz]

press 1 and 4, FEELS LIKE UGGS

[adambelfast1]

@TijsJazz is that suppose to be funny or something?

[TurnToJesus1]

@adambelfast1 My thoughts exactly. Wasn't funny the first hundred times, why would it be funny now?

[adambelfast1]

@TurnToJesus1 exactly dude.

[Warhawk0602]

And thus...emo started.

[superaider1000]

@Warhawk0602 It feels good to bleed!!! Lol.

[nathrox2]

What episode is this?

[tdwtFULLEPISODES]

Batista is in jail?

[Chise37]

Why isn't he bleeding?

[gojira4life]

Insight and realization is the first step to redemption, mister criminal. You're going the right way!

[basacht8]

lol i keep pressing 2..staib staib staib!

[olicheese1]

crim-emo-nal

[pinkfan595]

How does he have a knife in jail?

[Matty2k1k45]

@pinkfan595 Snuck out from the kitchen!

[zz4r]

who let you back in the house meg

[420rainbowbright]

Jerry Sandusky after he goes to prison

[DanielStevenPople]

I'm not going to make a joke. I'm just gonna comment like normal:

LOL! Funny!

[Greatdictator]

We need more criminals that are like this

[DownloadFest11]

@Greatdictator to be honest we dont need them anyway

[CommanderMT101]

@Greatdictator Um, how bout no criminals, wouldn't that be bettr!!!

[Greatdictator]

@CommanderMT101 Yes , but since were already stuck with them , this would be a good start

[commentXrateXsubscrb]

@Greatdictator we dont need criminals at all.

[wlman303]

@commentXrateXsubscrb Without Criminals, Wardens and prison guards would all be out of jobs. Do YOU really want to ruin that many lives?!

[commentXrateXsubscrb]

@wlman303 well i just got pulled over tonight for no reason what-so-ever. so yes id like for them to not have jobs.

[ambiguousrocket]

@commentXrateXsubscrb The thought process of a toddler. "They disconvinienced me so they should suffer" boo fucking hoo.

[vaqomega]

@commentXrateXsubscrb Maybe we don't need Prisons at all, maybe we just need some education.

[fayth78a1]

@commentXrateXsubscrb so your saying that humans shouldn't live?

[UnrecordedRecord]

hold 5 for crazy emo action!

[UnrecordedRecord]

hold 5 for crazy emo action!

[AshArcherMusic]

more efficient than Jail, it seems

[Krushmc]

why have i been watching random family guy clips? ive got the DVDs xD

[ThatGuyOverTheir21]

thumbs up if he thought it was one of those fake knives that go in the handle when you try to stab somebody

[AbyssHazzard]

@ThatGuyOverTheir21 not sure what you just said but where do you get those fake knives? O_o could be a lot of fun!

[nuigurumisama]

This is exactly what all criminals should experience. The same pain they caused to others.

[CharmieKid]

Arguments ahoy!

[mangobird75]

:(

[barryh97]

@zwinkyecstasy how will she kill somebody if shes dead?

[LitrentaProductions]

why is he echoing

[PS3GamesProductions]

@LitrentaProductions he's a loner :(

[MoFoChiCKeN321]

When he stabs himself it look like a vagina :P

[DanDillon357]

why do that!!!! :/

[Vuvenz]

@Bosteinwozere true

[dumassproduction1000]

@Bosteinwozere yes but theres more guns in walmat, lol

[limewulf]

@dumassproduction1000 Nope... We got airsoft guns and BB guns at walmart, but no guns. (Why I hate living in Canada)

[COOKI3MONST3RZZ]

Anyone else notice that when he stabbed himself there wasent even a mark WTF! XD

[limewulf]

@COOKI3MONST3RZZ It left a small hole in his shirt...

[TheDoomArt]

Such a nice boy.

[NarutoEpicness]

If onlt every serial killer tried their tatics on themselves before they actually do it to someone else.

[UberDanger]

@NarutoEpicness Lol nice name :)

[Fl0v3rp0v3r]

@NarutoEpicness shut up meg

[randompython]

@NarutoEpicness ino man!

lol serial killer lol.. you eat serial enyway..(ino what a serial killer is)

[NorwegianBastard]

@NarutoEpicness I appreciate that there are serial killers; if we didn't, would we have 'Dexter'?!

[NasEscobar1]

@NorwegianBastard dexter would just be much more groundbreaking

[juicyjfan]

@NarutoEpicness thats flawed because alot of serial killers loved pain being inflicted on em

[NarutoEpicness]

@juicyjfan Dude shut up. Its a joke. You don't have to prove my joke wrong.

[juicyjfan]

@NarutoEpicness you sir need to chill out

[Lukefonfabre9]

@NarutoEpicness true, or it could have a reverse effect and make them even more messed up.

[zzkill1]

@Lukefonfabre9 Dude, he's a serial KILLER. He can't make himself more mentally fucked up.

[Lukefonfabre9]

@zzkill1 yeahhhh, you don't watch alot of horror movies, or creepypastas, play horror games, or anything, do you?

[zzkill1]

@Lukefonfabre9 Not really, it's not my slice of cake. But a serial killer... kills, so he would kill himself, right?

[Lukefonfabre9]

@zzkill1 maybe, or would somehow feel like his methods aren't enough, and find more sadistic ways to kill, have you ever played Clock Tower 3? not sure if he did that, but the second serial killer is alot worse than this guy, look up "Clock Tower 3 Corroder entry" and tell me if you were to be killed, would you rather be knifed, or have what he does, done to you?

[zzkill1]

@Lukefonfabre9 Hmm, quite the interesting video you pointed me to, but realisticaly speaking, I doubt there is an acid strong enough to kill a person. And if there is, how can someone get that without atracting attention? Oh, and he seems to me like being a torture murderer, not a serial killer. While basically the same thing, he takes pleasure in inflicting pain to his victims, resulting in their death. A serial killer sound to me like someone who just kills for a "normal" reason (e.g. money).

[Lukefonfabre9]

@zzkill1 weeeeeeeeelll... actually that serial killer from the game is based on a real sicko from Germany, same with the Sledgehammer serial killer from the game. Sick I know, huh?

[danielbrauerboii]

press...5...we...all..knows..w­hat...his doing....right?

[MegatronPrime321]

I bet that's how ALL criminals feel in prison.

[Dzintra681]

@MegatronPrime321 I bet no