new bulletball video

[k4k3030]

its for black people who dont have enough quarters to play air hockey

[yaosio]

The guy that created the game was told it was terrible on that one TV show. MMORPGs also suck and they make billions.

[A1CGhee]

wtf is this shit?!

[FineHawaiianArt]

i think its a good game, i wouldn't mind buying a table for my game room in my home, How much?

[juse33]

How is this a high caliber game?? You dont need any skill...... -_-

[LILJ999]

On my serve...SLAM !

[lifeistoodmshort]

i brought one it actually makes a good game

[louiekwan69]

back problems, anybody?

[RockRita09]

I wonder how much this negro paid those people to be in the commercial. lmao!

[KelferMookie]

omg this is so gay lol

[Tksports122]

this is bullshit airhockey

[Matrix29bear]

And it only took Marc Griffen TWENTY SIX YEARS to invent / perfect the game.

Yeah, you just keep laughing because someday he's going to make it big.

And eat his own poop. And eat your poop. Someday Marc Griffen shall achieve the black man's dream of eating all of your poop. Then you'll be sorry. And out of poop.

[Anonymous58815]

@Matrix29bear ... lolwut

[postmasterw00t]

@Matrix29bear

i literally BURST when you said the poop thing

[KelferMookie]

@Matrix29bear For the LAST FUCKING TIME, it did not take him 26 years to make the game. It's taken him 26 years to get BulletBall off it's feet... Which hasn't happened yet (And most likely never will).. And the white womans dream is to drink a black mans cum... Everyone knows that.

[Bertisevil666]

My cat invented this game when she was 18 weeks old.

[ccricers]

Does anyone know if Bulletball is patented? I'm thinking someone could make a decent sum of money if they made it for iPad.

[WestBroker]

is it offensive to say that this game is retarded?

[calixa]

I have bullet ball parties.....we love playing, my table cost me 2Gs but im happy, all the homies go crazy for bullet ball, y'all!

[sargentaaron2004]

This is different to Air Hockey only because it has a smaller field and curved sides.

[Xenxe777]

ME AND MY FRIEND INVENTED THIS GAME IN MIDDLE SCHOOL WITH ICE CUBES!!! IMA GONNA SUE!!!... Just kidding but seriously? My friends really did play a game exactly like this with ice cubes in middle school. Its not that big why did anyone even make this?

[Mauradinthetank]

@Xenxe777 This youtube video explains it... watch?v=WOOw2yWMSfk

[0ImZ]

MAH POINT!



[Timic83tgwtg]

caliber? dont you mean calibur

[mickblock]

so it's a ball that you bat back and forth using your hand?

[TheGoodBobby]

this poor guy

[FusedHalos]

Id rather spend 20bucks on a basketball and go shoot hoops.

[pcfaulkner]

the ball would be lost in 2 seconds smash....... under someones table across the floor and fuck knows where eh?

[dumpology]

How dost one go hard-in-the-paint whilst performing thine Bulletball?

[TapasBarAmsterdam]

MAH POINT!!!!

[AdamStinnett]

Is he seriously marketing this to handicapped people?

[babymakingstick]

bullet ball creater @ :30

[benjippoi]

what's with the markings on the table... pointless imo lol

[TheNialRiver]

umm... isnt bulletball another version of table hockey?....

[ColonelMcMuffin69]

@TheNialRiver

Isn't this just another version of smacking a rubber ball back and forth across a table because I could of sworn that I invented a game like bulletball when I was in the second grade -__-

[dtanobo]

it's airhockey but cheaper and a ball not a puck

[itcouldb]

1:17 white kid's voice hahahaha

[PredatorProduction]

lol! anyone else notice the flame rims on one of the kids wheel chairs? not to be mean but thats kinda funny :D

[massiveattack786]

fucking bollockssss man.....go ping pong !!!

[yiany]

This looks like it's gonna hurt my wrists.

[abdaloser]

These Adverts are so full of bollocks!

[Charlesperalo]

Marc Griffin=Retard

[escaflowne3]

holy shit, the game actually took off?

[xGibsonx]

@escaflowne3 It looks like Marc Griffin just drove around and let people try it, in return the triers point their finger at the camera and say, "Bullet ball!"

[Zeeboe]

@escaflowne3 - No man, this dude who invented it just sells everything to create stuff like this, but I highly doubt this game will be seeing any shelves at Target anytime soon.

[ashleydanielleish]

umm, its air hockey without the air.

[jimalvess]

And you can use the table to play poker, eat something or make love with you wife!

Great idea! This guy invented the table or the balls???????????????

[locouk]

2 guys in wheelchairs playing this and the ball lands on the floor,.. See the problem?

[Avol13ley]

@locouk no. most people in chairs can lean over and pick something up off the ground.

[3rdSupreme]

@locouk You can still grab the ball off the ground.

[somefuckstolemynick]

@locouk hey man, this isn't highlander, there can be more than one.

[brrrdman85]

"As long as the individual has the use of forearms and/or hands"

Well shit I've got hands but no forearms. I guess I'm fucked from playing Bulletball.

[SIG551P]

IT'S GENDER AND RACE NEUTRAL!

[code0range]

0:18 look at her ass

[ryanthefreaker]

Yea i use my dick to play, flop it all over the table and whack the ball around with it

[Epimpin101]

its kind-of a less fun version of ping pong... but it looks reasonably fun.

[sashmuscle]

flicking a ball across a circular table....

really?

[RaIphLauren]

Charlie Murphy at :48

[EddyMorino]

What if you do't have arms? Tearing down barriers between the able and disabled my ass.

[CrimsonScrewsYaMum]

Isnt it a bit of a con calling it bulletball......moves more like a medicine ball!

[grendelee]

@CrimsonScrewsYaMum lol theres already medicine ball. think id rather play that then BULLETBALL! BULLETBALL!

[TheMetaldudez]

airhockey is almoust the same Fail

[acanthopleura]

ONE DAY IT WILL BE AN OLYMPIC SPROT!1

[jinofthethunder]

am i the only who things this is a lame version of air hockey?

[softshock9]

@jinofthethunder Literally everyone thinks that

[kazumisugiyama]

@jinofthethunder It's a lame version of stupid.

[wirestyle]

if it is a 21st century game why do all their videos feel like they were made in the 80's?

[JettandJahn]

@wirestyle Did you notice that the bulletball rap sounds like it's from the 80's? The whole thing is 80's, it seems that the thing was thought up of one day 26 years ago and hasn't gone anywhere since.

[limosince2007]

lol, stupidest game ever!

[stratmancj]

this game sucks

[L337Pf2]

What prevents a fat man with huge forearms from dominating?

[MrTwinkiez]

@L337Pf2 hahaha good point.

[UndercoverTree]

1:18 Miniature Norbit?

[lifesabitchfuckit]

yea bullet ball is great till a handicap person loses an eye!! then whats this guy going to sell? his own body to pay for the lawyers?? ROFL

[TheNKON]

Actually, there already is a game which doesn't require a lowerbody, and can be dominated by any age or gender.

It's called video games. And if you support this asshole just cause he sold his stuff, then you're a dumbass.

What kind of greedy asshole sells his wife's ring for his own personal gain?

[Cruxiz]

The only way this game could be good would be women playing it with their boobs :D

[rockyPants4000]

The nice thing is you can fire fastballs into handicapped people's faces at 200 mph. And they can return the favor with a rocketing bulletball to your nuts.

Great for the whole family.

[diditdie]

did balls died?

[forthashorteez]

Lets get real, one day you were fucking playing pong on your Atari and then you said, alright i'm going copy this game irl and try to make some money.

Such an idiot ahahaha. Who the fuck sells everything they have for a terrible and unoriginal idea?

[myblock]

You have to chase down a ping pong ball too

[bopomofo]

Where does the ball go when it reaches the goal? Does it just roll off the table and you have to chase it? There's nothing to catch it?

[10994sam]

ITT: makers of bulletball makin handicapped not feel alienated by giving the false image that people play this game and its "cool"

[madeupfred]

So, now we have to focus on bridging the gap between the physically handicapped + able bodied persons and those without arms?

[Sorcoral]

those who can't use the upper body don't get to cross this bridge

[mikeg642000]

Air Hockey is about a whole lot better!

[merzer131]

I'm sorry, but it's a table and a ball.

[DodecahedronHead]

I first saw this on american inventor. And you know what else I saw on american inventor? those fucking wheelchair hubcaps at 1:08!

[JoshRapp81]

No handicaps? What if the player doesn't have any arms?

[spellmaster91]

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[senordiablo333]

they can use their FACE.

[ccricers]

The table's too expensive, and the base doesn't even look stable enough to handle quick movements without swaying around.

[gag75]

See, this is who he should have marketed it too in the first place.

[Zeeboe]

I went to the bulletball site.....anyone who is dumb enough to spend the money they are asking for is as stupid as the moron who invented this crap.

[smilealotz1]

howmuch did it cost?

[Zeeboe]

A tabletop is 59.99, & that's the lowest price.

The standard table itself is 299.99. And hell, on the site it says it's the reduced price, and if you want an American flag inprinted on the table, it's an extra twenty bucks. And you can even have customizable logos on the siderails for an extra price.

The extreme bulletball table is *only* 525.....and that's what the site itself says....only 525.....ONLY!?

This guy is insane.

[Rawk4Life]

You know why it's so high right? Because Marc Griffin sold all his possessions, including his wife's wedding ring, to get the game patented. He's basically wanting high level income families to buy his game so that he can get back all that he gave away. Even though this game is not his idea, most game inventors that are millionaires didn't charge an arm and a leg for their product.

[jess7faith]

wtf is this shit i have never even heard of this dumb game

[Jings0b]

1:15

Did the cripple kid just stand up?

ZOMG!

BULLETBALL IS JESUS!

[X340retroX]

@Jings0b umm I don't think thats the right word for someone who can't walk

I mean im in a wheelchair and I don't get offended by that but like its just seeing that word.. surprises me or whatever

but also u got a good point

I think he did stand up

I wish I had the bulletball table thing

that looks really fun xD

[NecronRon]

@Jings0b he did it in 0:25 too.... idiots.....

[hibyhihi]

unless you have no arms

[Sh4rperX]

This is Air Hockey with no paddles and a bigger goal...

STUPID

[smitty010493]

An additional Fail Comment

[SP2333]

Come One Come All.. But dont come on the shithouse wall

[aahatch]

if your sitting down the ball could smack in your face

[TebooTedMarshall]

look at Griffin going easy on the kid in wheel chair. Legs or no legs Im putting that bullet ball DOWN YOUR THROAT BITCH!

hey he did say it was a "High Caliber Game"

[elipi]

maybe:

if the goal or whatever was smaller,

if the table actually made the ball go faster and faster with some gadget. if it had some type of roof (like

injeninjen9 said) that allowed the ball to jump around the table without falling from it.

if the table could be adjusted to different heights.

if it had rules!!!! other than just hit the ball.

it would still be an old fashioned kinda game for this era, but maybe a bit more interesting than that simple table with two railings and balls.

[smokingbandit67]

what an unbelievably stupid and moronic idea. this guy has no idea how UNEQUAL the competition is going to be contrary to what the narrator says. Some people are going to have stronger arm force than others and have that ball easily cleared across that table. Not to mention, its just not very consistent when playing with your hands, the ball is going to fly so fast and fly up in the air all the time. I find it hard for anyone to get some real solid concrete rules for ball-hit speed and such.

[jareth2472]

This honestly seems more like a sport that would work its way over here from Eastern Europe; they FREAKING LOVE table top games there.

[gorf1]

bulletballs

[Xenogenocide]

What about arm amputees? They didn't include them, did they?

[dchains]

About to say the same thing.

[Timisso1337]

I want to see someone use their feet!

[musli4brekkies]

@Xenogenocide

They have to use their chests.

[BunrakukenIII]

I'd like to see the blind play as well...

[monikaw26]

@Xenogenocide

they said as long as you have upper body mobility/strength and use or forearms and/or arms.. but hey, i bet you can use your face too if you really really want to play.

[Makentz]

It's cleveland.

[chosentonessournotes]

Ohhh, the disabled! So THAT'S the hook he missed on American Inventor.

[larn555]

so I just need to buy a round table, 2 bits of flexible plywood for the sides and draw some random patterns on the table top.

[wardrich]

Exactly, and the patterns can be WHATEVER, because they in no way at all affect the gameplay.

Hell, you don't even need a round table, just get any old table. And use piles of books instead of plywood.

[gnomit]

yep... i think most people at some time in their lives when they were bored and had no real source of entertainment, rolled some kind of ball across a table with another person. we all did that... but only mark griffen took it way too far.

[Scriven911]

... i just don't believe it

[sakojiwa]

what's the point of playing a game like this when you got call of duty 4 and video games

[J123409]

cuz not everybody's a fucking nerd

[baconfagit2]

FAIL COMMENT

[11thetruthisoutthere]

hahah so he made it hahaah awsome i felt bad for him coz he got rejected and told itwont work

[Allaloneatron]

Can you change the ball to a small dried dog turd? I think that would ramp up the fun.

BULLETBALL EXCRETA

[AaronCulberg]

I dont have a left hand

[NoMercyJustCruelty]

Bridge the gap, mfers.

[fuze44]

I only have feet, but I could whoop any of you at the Bulletball. Don't be discrimatin!

[nime3]

your words look into my very soul and burn me inside D:

[MFRedeemerp2]

bulletball!

[MontyPython134]

Reminds me of CROSSFIRE

[xXJustinWadeXx]

Yeah, except Crossfire was actually fun.

[duo1666]

o.o; best game EVER!

rules of the game:

hit a ball

make it go fast

make it go faster

get it into your opponent's large hole

everyones a winner ;p

[crazy1234567899]

Is this a joke?

[VidSir]

I wonder if this was featured on the BET

[phantom102]

MAH POINT.

[sexyme93]

I hope this sells alot, tears move me easily...

[r3z00m]

i have bulletball

[DissidiaPlayer]

"Only sports game of its kind"

Looks like a 2 player pinball game

Though pinball isn't a sport *unless you count a contest... don't know really*

Also it kind of reminds me of ping pong and so it isn't original. *hey I found a relevant example to prove this game isn't original (though even if it was original doesn't stop it from Failing)*.

[THECHEESEASD]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[vahJJrx7]

This is the saddest thing I have ever seen and I've seen a baby deer sitting by its dead mom.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Damn.

And you're right too. Damn again.

[Guld]

I don't think this is sad, its an embarrassment.

[NarbCakez]

Guld, this is very true. If you watched the video of the man who invented it appealing in front of the judges.

[JmanRBS]

This ad reminds me of a early 90s commercial

[jue6143]

u say "nothing" and then "as long as" ??!

[smithryansmith]

theres no handicap that will prevent you from playing bulletball?

But I have no arms.

[KingDonko]

You typed this with your feet?

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

LMFAO

[hookhoax]

i wouldn't play this shit if you paid me.

[TheBobMan10]

the guy who invented it sold his house, wedding ring, and quit his job. i'm not kidding.

[spartan547]

At least he still has Bulletball.

[Eggyman101]

SUCK IT, AMERICAN INVENTOR. The judges said this wouldn't take off. They fail.

[injeninjen9]

Seriously? You still do this?! Damn, man...GET A JOB!! It's a damn table. It's a table with a ball! At least get some common sense and drill some holes in the table, worth varying points that the other side has to defend. And then put a clear roof over the top of the table to that allows people to smack the hell out of the ball. And some gloves that allow for your hands to be protected.

[GojinKamri]

seriously? you're trying to improve bulletball? I guess in the minute between watching the video and wanting to tell strangers(who have also seen the video) about it you forgot the thing you thought you could improve was BULLETBALL.

[sungminjuuu]

injeninjen9 thats PERFECTLY wat the guy should of done

[Thomeef23]

You should take that idea to American Inventor...

[cockinhimer]

he did he got rejected

[elipi]

the sad part my friend injeninjen9, is that you just turned bulletball into something that kinda sounds more like an interesting game in just a comment. the maker of bulletball has spent 26 years just inventing that simple pointless game as it is.

[CleaveTheDragon]

Woah man, in a few sentences you actually introduced some innovations to this!

How many houses/cars/ex-wife's rings did you have to sell?!

[spirrus]

you've got to be fucking kidding me...

[dumbbo1]

Two words: First one "AIR", second one "HOCKEY".

[Potsticker10]

HAHA! Gender... how does that affect anything?

[Baalthazaq]

He's saying gender doesn't affect Bulletball like in other sports.

Yeah, how could something like a natural 50% bodyweight difference, and a complete rearrangement of musculature matter in any kind of sport. Take Boxing for example, you have women facing men all the time in the proffessional leagues right?

Oh wait... well at least the olympics doesn't seg.... wait.

Well I guess gymna...

Bulletball is gender neutral, unlike most others.

[cybermaxx]

So if I lost my hands during a car crash, would BulletBall provide attachments for me? I mean Marc Griffin seem to have taken into account wheel chair bound disabled people by being smart enough to make the table the same height as every other table, so what about us handless folk who want to play BulletBall? What do you have to say to that Mr Griffin?

[JimmLahey]

You could use your dong and/or balls.

[torte117]

how did you type with no hands?

[hachimitsuboi]

I liked Bulletball much better when they played in Soviet Russia. They used real bullets instead of cat toys. Instead of forearms and/or hands, they used AK-47's. Incidentally, I found that the wheelchair-bound also excelled in the soviet version, too.

[linpointer]

lmfao

[yamahacasey]

/facepalm

[bloodawn5]

Has a catchy name if you really sold out this tables good for you man you acomplished your dream(unless of course if all that people in the video are actors,really start to tink what are you doing)

Maybe Bulletball will not be an olimpic game but it could become a entertaining table game,add more stuff that makes the gameplay better

[thabdogg]

CRACKED!

[vatosking]

what if your armless?

[WSUHorn]

what if you don't have arms? then what?

[Bucknakednova]

Then you don't get to play fucking BULLET BALL

[pawnshopguitars]

Yeah! Because an ordinary table just won't do when you wanna play BULLET BALL!