Retarded kid makes yo momma joke

[louiscfc93]

yo momma ran away coz your a fuckin retard

[bubblesnbutterflys]

yo mamas so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

yo mamas so stupid, she crashed her parked car!

[mortal886]

ur mommas so poor robbers broke into her house and left money

ur mommas so ugly wen the grudge came to haunt her she commited suicide and made u the next grudge

ur mommas so stupid she stole a free teddy bear in 5:00 am

ur mommas so emo and stupid .... she slit her bum cheeks instead

ur mommas so emo and stupid ..... she grew a long fringe on her boobs

ur dads a virgin he took tissue paper and cut a straight line in the middle

[kcougar12]

wow, you're a real jokester

[mortal886]

your cuss is so dry that it put the sahara desert out of buisiness

ur so slow wen u ran and turned around , it was ur birthday

ur hed is so big , that it made an eclipse.

yo momma so dum wen she went to da livingroom she sat on the tv and watched the sofa

ur mommas so fat she fell in love and broke it

ur mommas so ugly wen she was born the doctor tried to push her back in

ur mommas so fat dat wen she went sky diving to london , she landed in austrailia instead

[streetskater78911]

yo momma so hairy her butthairs get clogged in the toilet

[YandiABC123]

lmfao.

[CENANRULZ]

GUESS WHAT?

THAT KID'S A RETARD!

[fuckingclassicleon]

fuck you bitch mader fucker ass

[xchick43x]

that was gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

wow

I know better ones then that hun (:

[pieizfli]

you momas so poor u got baptised at seaworld

[coldkidsgaming]

actualy getting baptized is free

[DogGoesMeow]

lol u got owned... like seriously

[pieizfli]

your moma has no fingers and she talkin about pressing charges....ok u kno what im sorry i should not talk about your moma bcuz i don't even kno the man

[pieizfli]

your moma is like a shotgun... cock and blow..... your momas face is so fucked up u looked at her to induce vomit....your momas ears are so bir when i meet her sup yoda may tha motha fuckin force be with u.......you moma so poor when i asked to use the bathroom she said pick a corner...... fag... im so outta ur leuge

[El3mentEMS]

lol and u even believe hell exists -.-

[numb040]

.........................

[ginge1994]

''Your mommas so hairy, that when she had the baby the baby had carped burn''

[canadainyoface]

I got a joke..

Your momma's such a bitch, she had a kid that records retarded people then puts it on youtube

Oh wait, that was the truth. You're a prick.

[azar3th]

Your mother's like the tv, even two year olds can turn her on

[staleychick]

yo mama so hairy that she needs a razor oooooooh!

lol jk!:)

[J4AProductions]

ur mama is so fat she uses the subway as a tampon

[residentevil4freek]

Well, your mother is so unattractive that she has a low self-esteem!

burned....

[Larfe517exe]

yo mama is like my mother.... she's a woman

[VoodooExperiance]

"Yo mamma so dumb, she could'nt give me a better joke than this". This is copy righted because it was in this free lance video i made in school for younger people a history. i changed the title to "the hang outters" because the first one seemed not so serious like a joke because you cant be young if you have a history. so you can tell it to your friends just dont use it in a video because i will take legal action.

[lilshovlin10]

fuck you retard

[theoz74853]

ur mommas so dumb she sold her car for gas money!

[1337bonde]

"Your mother is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!"

[1Zx1Zx1ZZY]

Yo momma's so stupid, she through a rock at the ground and missed!!!!

[007bassam070]

Wel I Got One For You:You're Mama Is So Fat She Whas Standing In The Clip Of Fat Joe"Lean back"With a Hamburger In Here Hand Like Lean back yummy lean back yummy lean back yummy

[dominoes127]

your so unglg that when you were born your dad was there to shove you back in

[tweenky45]

WOW I Laughed And fell (sarcasm)

Like I Can Tell That Your Momma Is So Fat She Went To The Bathroom And Broke The Toilet Seat!!!!!!!!!!

[poop92595]

sucks

[KZ2pwnzoar]

Fucking weak

[eltorito816]

that kid is not retarded

[poop92595]

yesheis

[XinayShin]

*BEST YO MAMA JOKE* (sarcasm) yo mama so funny just like me.

[jattdetatta12365]

wasted time giv me my 16 seconds back.

I want refund.

[Plaidxx3Hearts]

Lolwut

XD

[peece7]

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[mulishaman123]

o ya yo mama so poor she kicked a can around and sayed she was moving

[shaniiluvsya]

THAT WAS RETARDED no efense.......YO MAMA SO FAT SHE JUMPED IN THE OCEAN AND A WHALE SAID" WE ARE A FAMILY... EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"

[RobbieDaw1]

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ø¤º°`guy wasted youre time`°º¤ø„¸

¸„ø¤º°¨I didn't laugh at all`°º¤

[WillyBumm]

YO MAMA SO STUPID THAT WHEN UR SISTER WAS BORN SHE SAID "It's a boy! AND WHAT A BOY!" then the doctor said, "No that's the umbilical cord. It's a girl!"

[dodgydogman]

Yo mama so stupid she thinks foreign numbers are larger than english ones!

[ilikebiscuitsyesido]

YO mama so fat she fell in love... AND BROKE IT!

[dodgydogman]

Hehe..

[goipauset]

yo momma is so fat when they weighed her on scales her weight was a foriegn number

[dodgydogman]

Are you retarded? That makes no sense. Do you think foreign numbers are larger than english ones? Seriously that was just stupid, what were you thinking?

[goipauset]

in any country a foreign number has many more digits than a phone number in that country r region

ya downie cock munch

[dodgydogman]

In most countries they use the symbols 1-2-3-4 etc and if they didnt it still wouldnt make the number larger in any way at all you fucktard.

Did you go to school or are you just retarded?

[goipauset]

yeah I am kleptomaniac schizophrenic autistic suffer of cotard syndrome

have you heard of sarcasm ya downie cunt

[dodgydogman]

Oh im sorry, I didnt listen to the tone on your typing, so i missed the sarcrasm. Oh and that was sarcasm.

Its kinda hard to tell when somebody is being sarcastic when their english skills are completely retarded, you just asume that they are actually that dumb.

Oh and even is you were being sarcastic it still wouldnt have made ANY sense, are you sure you know what sarcasm is?

"I am kleptomaniac schizophrenic autistic suffer of cotard syndrome" - It shows...

[heywoodjablomee10x]

your mother is SO STUPID, that she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team.

[theLazyiestTurtle]

what you say bout my momma fat shit

[Mongo17]

Your mother is so shallow she probably thinks this quip is about her.

[phantomgod1232]

shut the fuck up this is a yo mommu joke ur momma is so fat she took a crap and thought is was brownies fag

[DarkHawk28]

Yo mama so poor people break in and leave her money!!

[jdriguez69]

yo mom so dumb she got hit by a parked car

[TREETOP3Z]

your mom is so fat she plays ping pong with the planets

yo mom is so ugly she made blind kids cry

yo mom so fat she walked out the door and when she turned around it was her birthday

[Jambo30000]

didn't the guy ASK him to say a yo mamma joke?

i mean thats just a little odd

[SamR326]

Yo mom is like a bicycle everyone gets a turn.

your mom is like a frridge every guy sticks their meat in here

your mom is so fat she rolled over a gameboy and turned it into a N64

your mom is so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody

your mom is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and when i asked what she was doing she said moving

[biolante44]

yo mama so fat when she wears a red shirt everyone says Hey coolaid mom!

[VoltageLord]

yo mama is so ugly she got arrested for looking out the window

[themistaken987]

yo momma is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

[233268]

yo mama just like a doorknob evryone gets a turn

[stiivertsvik]

Oh dont talk about hes mama, you dont know the man.

[monkeyspwnall]

u would too from expierence

[chimpzombie]

yo mama so fat other fat mamas orbit her

[tmanhockey10]

what a douche

[andrew899876]

yo momma so stupid she got run over by a parked car!!!

[thebus140]

yo mamas so fat she has her own orbit

[Sasukethehedgehog]

hey dude, tell yo momma to stop changing lipstick colors cuz my dick is turning into a rainbow.

[Tobiisabadboy]

HEY THATS MYJOKE accept its girlfriend

[HaRdCoReJoHn0]

your mommas so stupid she got hit by a parked car

[craxymotocrossa]

well thats fuckin old

[noobrune]

yoh mommas so fat she wore a yellow coat and people shouted taxi

Your mommas so fat she got locked up in tescos and starved

Your ommas so fat she stepped on the scales and it said one at a time

your mommas so fat her birth photo was taking by satalite

Your mommas so fat she had 2 frames to her picture.

[noobrune]

ew hes disabled

[Xx420cannabis420xX]

you mom is like a hardwear store... 0.50 cents a screw

[chimpzombie]

hardware store sells screws for 10 cents smart guy :p

[Xx420cannabis420xX]

you would know XD

[TouchU4Life]

Yo mama so dirty she went to take a shower and the water came out and said HELL NO and left

[TklxMexDrty]

Lol, I like that one XD

[narutosama9]

YO MAMA jokes are overrated.

[emacdaddyfunk]

yo mama so fat when she wen't skydiving she got stuck in the air.

yo mama so fat when she wore a red dress the kids said koolaid.

yo mama so poor i saw here with a pig and i asked where'd you get the pig. the pig said i won her at a raflle

beat that

[vanillekarnickel]

yo momma is so fat, i wanted to escape, but she was already there =D

[thats5]

Yo momma is so ugly so when she looked out the window she got arrested for scaring kids when it wasn't halloween

[Goofy2242]

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

[narutoeagle777]

Good-Bye, I'm going to heaven, oh yeah your mama is so fat when she went sky diving she went straight to Hell.

[xXElecTricKXx]

Yo momma is so fat she plays pool with the planets.

Yo momma is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

[YooToobTheGreat]

Yo momma is so fat,

she went bungie jumping and took the whole bridge down with her

Yo momma is so big,

She uses planets as marbles

[crammbles5]

yo mama so fat that when they went to sea world the whales sang "we are family"

[blackbandana122]

yo mumma is so fat wen she got on tha plane every one started singin we aint goin nowere we aint going nowere

lmfao

[Mizzdollyite]

Your mamas so racist she saw a whole bunch of white people on a bus and yelled TWINKE

[ellalawrence]

yo mammas so hairy the only language she knows is wookie

[sashc777]

Your mum is so stupid she stares at the word concentrate on an orange juice carton :P

[Penguin1On1Fire]

Yo momma is so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list, Yo momma is so fat she turns around and people give her a welcome back party.

[koolmunkie]

your momma so fat she tripped through the front door and fell out the back! FACE!!!!!

[Wtikveel]

Yo mamma is so fat, I walked around her twice and was lost.

[FALLENSK8ER1995]

ur mommas so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up

[MeltedCreamsicle]

i would be your daddy but your dog outran me

[cenadude17]

yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

[CakeIsReallyYummy]

yo momma is so stupid she put saltwater down her pants to keep the crabs fresh

[carclain123]

your moms so ugly she looked out da window and got arrested for mooning

[spore1mew]

yo momma is so stupid she wanted to go on the 88 bus so she got on the 44 twice

lol :)

[tygew]

it takes your mom two hours just to watch 60 Minutes

[sxihez]

Yo Mamas so Fat Shes got more chins than a hong kong phone book.

[fireninja312]

my friend made this joke:

yo momma is so small, tinker bell makes fun of her

[betterthansex123]

tell your friend she failed.

[Summersboi]

Yo momma is os fat dat wen hearz da doorbell ring she checkz da microwave!!!

[hardyrulez96]

your moma is so stupid she sits on the T.V and watches the couch!!!

[JHD49er32123]

dude i MADE THAT JOKE IM NOT EVEN KIDDING

[TheFreshWunn]

oh yea buddy

i guess chris rock stole

your shit then idiot.

[yaknowurright]

dude alot of people do tend 2 come up with almost the same things, jokes songs w.e.....that kid probly did steal that joke but that shit happens allll the time just not so much with 2 famous people

[judojok]

riiiiiight

[TheJuicyBurrito]

ever heard of a password change?

[hardyrulez96]

it stays signed in and i forget to sign off

[nickjrocks14]

well now I know I'm going to heaven!

[extremepwner48]

not funny hi god!

[Abatinich]

that joke was so bad, it was almost funny. that joke was just as good as the retarded kid's joke, maybe even better

[mackenziej3]

haha

[paranoid492]

Here I come heaven. >:I

[Cathodeon]

Here I come heaven. >:I

[CSSpl4yer]

Here I come heaven. >:I

[youtubfan09]

well now I know I'm going to heaven!

[oyeahimsocool]

Yo momma so fat when ur daddy gets on top of her his ears pop

[daltonm97]

your momma's so fat when she wears high-heels she strikes oil!

your momma's so fat she has more chins then a chinese phone book.

[cuvillier94]

u guys are retarded......... dee dee deeeee

[thefunkysisters]

im going to hell

[dxz2345]

yo mama is so ugly , she maid a garlic cry!

[iLikeRiceXD]

yo momma so ugly, that the other day i was like DAMN YOU UGLY

[dippinshitty]

yo momma so nasty i chatted with her on the internet and I got a virus

[hexadecaillion]

what did he say? she made a job out of his face?

[Tobiisabadboy]

joke

[beansmilo1]

yo mamma so old she knew burger king when he was just a prince

yo mamma so old she owes jesus five rupies

that last one suked

[partypalooza5]

That was a good burn, wow, who knew!

[TheSleepyGamer]

Your mama such a whore she has more sea men in her then the US navy

[iShadow2]

Yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky road

[antangigodo]

i was already goin to hell anyway

[Emopilot99]

Your moms so fat, she sells shade.....

your mom is so ugly, when she rolled down the car window a cop pulled her over for disturbing the peace.... notize mi ooobir spellzors, be jealous

[Teessider1990]

your momma's lips are so big she can whisper in her own ear.

[Jscanz22]

yo mamaz so old she got the bible autographed

[Animekyle1997]

Yo mamma is so ugly when u guys went to rent a hotel the person at the desk looked at her and said..Srry no pets allowd :\

[Bballer4life007]

Yo mama iz so ugly wen she walks past a toilet it flushes

Yo mama iz so fat when shes lyin on da beach little kids yell Beached whale beached whale!

[300Spooky]

yo mamma is like a TV, even little kids turn her on.

[triplehnum1fan]

yo mamma is so old she sat next to jesus in third grade.

yo mammas so stupid she sold here care for gas money.

yo mammas so ugly she made blind kids cry.

yo mammas so stupid AND fat she stopped a school bus of white kids cause she thought it was a twinky. those are my best.

[antangigodo]

you know you dont have to be ugly to make blind kids cry

[fabulous12345678910]

yo mama so poor it takes her two hours to watch sixty minutes

[russyyyyy]

Yo momma is so fat she went out in high heals and came back in flip flops

Yo momma is so dumb she starved in a grocery store

[LPTDG666]

Yo momma so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean Spain claimed her for the new world!

[Funkdb]

yo mommas so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it! NIGGA SIT DOWN

[travis3115]

Yo Mama so ugly she put the boogie man out of buisness.

Yo Mama so ugly hotel managers use her picture to scare out the rats.

Yo Mamas teeth is so yellow when she goes to the movies people think its free popcorn.

Yo mamas so poor when I accidently knocked on the trash can yo mama popped out and said whose there.

Yo mamas so fat when she farts people accuse her of global warming.

=] lmfao.

[ShadetotheMAX]

I only laughed because of how he said it!!

[sousaluvs2dance]

yo mamma so fat she hid 22 sticks of butter under her bed

[yankeefan5000]

yo mamas so stupid, her teacher told her to do an essay and she had sex with a mexican!

[NoobSaibot124]

yo mamas so toothless she smiles and it looks like she got a mouth full of dice

yo mamas so poor she goes to KFC to like OTHER peoples fingers

yo mamas so fat after sex she smokes a ham

and

yo mamas so poor i walked through her front door and tripped over her back fence.

Thank you and good night.

[jackieo1313]

yo mammas so stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death

[kitkatsyay]

yo momma is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money

[magicman3969]

your mommas just like a dog, she can lick her own nuts

[CuppicakeFace]

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter! :D

[deturtlemon]

The moon revolves around the Earth. The Earth revolves around the sun. The sun revolves around YO MOMMA!

[DgangaJ]

Yo moma so FAT when she went into space the sun said

hey can you take my place for a week cause im goin on a vacation

Yo moma so Fat when her beeper went off they thought she was backing up

Yo moma so dumb she tried to drown a fish

Yo moma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

[Vahn134]

your momma so hairy she has Afros on her nipples lol!

[rangerhockey14]

yo momma is so stupid she dosn't even no what 2+2 is

that is the best joke ever

[travis3115]

no its wat 0+0 is lol lmfao

[Hugehellicopter]

Yo mama so hairy the only language she speeks is Wookie

[Justincod4master]

awesome

[DarkBloodyShadow]

yo mommas so dumb she she took a ruler to bed to c how long she slep

yo mommas so stupid she triped over a wireless phone

[RandomFavorite]

lmao to both XD

[Saver1214]

ur mommas so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil!!! lol

[shadowwblad]

well u see thats after she learned a certain lesson first she wore normal high heels bet when she came home she was wearing flip-flops,so she got steel reinforced heels and struck oil whith them:)

[edhowellboy]

yo mommas so fat and ugly and smells like ass, feet, and beer

yeah

im to good for yo momma jokes because they are super gay

Yo momma so fat, got lost walking around her.