South Park vs Scientology

[ROFLWAFFLEAUTHORITAH]

i was expecting matt and trey to flip off the camera and one of them say "suck my fucking balls scientology!" and if that episode was banned they would've found a way to get it out into the world. bottom line is, suck my fucking balls scientology!

[Koontakinte]

HAIL XENU!!!

[Pillman5]

the supporters like tom cruise, they have no FUCKING Idea what Scientology really is.

Dont listen to what there saying about that its fake and encouraging a cult.

[seiiholm]

the only other actor that was scienthologiest i knew was Travolta

[salvadory]

@palladiumcoupling nice information but in this case i dont think he was calling me a " bird"

[MannySteinerBIeeky]

is this the 'color me kubrick' episode? or is that the other scientology episode, i forget.

[info145]

Livingwithoutreligion. org

[salvadory]

isaac hayes was a great singer and great as chef- but he was clearly a moron!

[groinhat]

You can't just make up some shit and call it a religion, you have to make up some shit and wait a couple of hundred years until the shit becomes a tradition.

[pretearking]

And I thought most actors were actually intelligent... Guess I was wrong! =(

[stephen969696]

Fuck Scientology....possibly one of the stupidest religions out their, and there are some stupid ones

[Etrajbe]

@stephen969696 not a religion

[danteswb]

or this guys are fucking retarded or they are getting payed by the scientology church

[swedensbravedave]

yeah its fun until they rip it out of you isnt it, get a grip.

[KINGofkings49er]

"We shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us. We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains"

I don't blame Hayes I blame that fruity little club for scrambling his brains

and if scientology don't like it ....well they can suck on my chocolate salty balls

[Shenanigasm]

Scientology isn't a religion you fucking tool. Btw I'm all for the making fun of religions.

[xilixang999]

fuck scientology. having a laugh is above any religion.

people are offended way too quick.

[StudioStar]

They don´t all really believe all this shit, right? It has to be more of a lobby movement !

[nauticusbul]

"It's the gayest religion in the fucking world... Scientology!"

SOUTH PARK fucked everything, now everything is SOUTH PARK!

[79274333]

xenu will be pissed

[bluevenom50]

trey parker and matt stone's comments were the best quotes ever lol

[imsencat]

Tom Cruise is short guy who always portrays tall people. If he is that dishonest in his work. How does he expects anyone to trust him in any other aspect?

[visionimagify]

Biggest mistake Issac Hayes did was join scientology. Wtf? Jenna Effman is one too.  They took Will Smith as well, damn.

[kucoru16]

2:50 fake and gay. the explosion totally threw him the wrong way.

[79274333]

@kucoru16 yah, it's a film.

[BlackRose2354]

How am I NOT surprised... people laugh and laugh when other religions are being made fun of, but when their own religion is being put into satire, then they freak out and act like douchebag hypocrites. For example Tom Cruise and Issac Hayes. Then again I always knew that Tom Cruise was a douchebag hypocrite, but I'm surprised by Issac Hayes, cause I always thought Chef was a cool character... I guess the douchebag behind the voice is a hypocrite asswipe. Screw Tom and Issac, I'm going home.

[molitovguardian]

$cientology = cult

[MephistoandKevin]

Isaac Hayes quit because of this? Now I'm starting to get angry..... So I pull out my gun!

[seiiholm]

FUCK TOM CRUISE THE BIGGEST PUSSY OF ALL TIME

[kozmik08]

i loved chef, but scientology is pure bullshit

[PalaceOfExile]

Lmao! Battlefield Earth was based on one of Hubbards shitty stories!? No wonder I wasn't able to sit through even 1/4 of it. I didn't think there was anything that could make me hate celebrities any more than I already did; then I found out about Scientology.

[LubricatedBeat]

1:17 "Matt and trey....servants of the dark lord Xenu" FUCKING LOL'd....these guys are just genius :)

[1987Challenger3]

why cant i send comemnts on this

[1987Challenger3]

@1987Challenger3 IS THAT WHY BATTLEFIELD EARTH WAS BAD

[futuristicidea87]

hahahaha. Yesterdays show rocked. I watched it online at lastnightstvshows (.) com

[1987PULA]

Scientology is for retards

[xDexBoy]

@1987PULA no my freind, religion is for retards.

[1987PULA]

@xDexBoy

I agree

[pretearking]

@1987PULA Pretty much...

[dylstew]

why won't you just come out of the closseeeet.

SO I PULL OUT MY GUUUN!

I swear if he's not coming out of the closet,i'll shoot somohoooone!

i'm gonna kept this bitch freee! i'm gonna kill this biitch!

(some more lyrics later:)

Now i'm in the closet,now i'm in the closet tooooo.

[87poe]

Why the fuck are these stupid ass actors beliving this crazy shit?

[ultmatDUD]

@87poe YOU ANSWRED YOURE OWN QUESTION.......

ITS BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID ASSES

[87poe]

@ultmatDUD lol right on dude ya old school religions is hard to belive in but beliveing in a sifi novel that some dude wrote him self is just to cracked out for me!!!

[themightyjoseph]

south park all the way

[thaburger23]

Another reason why people think that most americans are dumb.

congrats on getting your health reform thing through tho

[nameutube123]

Hayes could not have left the show sooner, even if he may return in another life. How pathetic that the man portrayed himself as a role model while actually using his position to influence and coerce Black Americans in a perverted manner, preying on those most susceptible and in need, promising to "help" them while really destroying and re-enslaving them. Stay in the pits of your volcano.

[Degaussssssssss]

to think kanye took it better than tom. wtf

[TheDarkNobleOne]

i don't get it, Jon Hubbard said he wrote a science "fiction" book, and now people believe it's real?

[Xeidasx]

lol, yea it goes the same for the bible too man

[Boyahaja]

U are a fucking idoit... The bible has facts stated about things that are actually coming true and it has been around for years. Scientology is some faggot who wrote a book then tried to make a relgion out of it that doesnt even make sense? Ur fucked if u think thats the same thing....

[Xeidasx]

HAHA YOUR RELIGION IS BASED ON "FAITH!!!" im the retard? haha the bible has facts that are "coming true" shut your pie hole, there is no god ya retard, all religions are about MONEY AND POWER, fucking bible thumper lol

[glaive616]

@Xeidasx You sir are correct anyone can write a book and get fanatics to follow them.......lol

[gregmang1]

That was the most retarded shit Ive ever heard. You need to get punched in the face.

[salvadory]

@Boyahaja first of all the irony of calling someone an "idoit" - perhaps if you learned to spell it you might make a better point!

[blamecanada123456789]

Isac had no problem being on the show for years while it made fun every other group,

[jmc8197]

Was Hayes in the nagger-nigger episode?

[LordDoom10]

He doesn't mind them making fun of other religions, but when they make fun of his own... Either he is a hypocrite or shows how fanatical Scientology makes its followers.

[ladwithdodgyusername]

@LordDoom10 of course theyr fanatical!! you would be too if you had to shell out 1000's of dollars to follow something lol

[decibel333]

@LordDoom10 Can't it be both?

[novaprimex]

if you were in a car accident or better yet if you mother or father were in a car accident, the first words out of your mouth would be OH GOD. tom cruise grew up in a christian home till his mid twenties. when his first wife introduced him to scientology(or brainwashed. whatever) supposedly he was by bi-sexual and his wife said scientology could cure him since christianity could not. years later he is a total douche-bag for falling for a damn trick. believe what you want, but dont be a patsy

[Joseluistreblablab]

I would rather say: Oh fuck!

[adzug]

you put words in ppls mouths as if that means something.

[TheCharlieBrown30]

thank you

[PerishByThyHand]

Down with Co$

[dclaver2]

Go southpark

[MadTVNG]

Jenna Elfman is so messed up D:

[RCnetworkstudio]

scientology that is /;(

[RCnetworkstudio]

me too. but i hate that scientology president i want to kill him cause he a four eye faggot and he told stan it was a lie

[BrionyMae]

i fuckkkinng love matt stone and trey parker.

[drewd1987]

They lie to you to get your money, you don't learn about how crazy this cult is until they've brainwashed you.

[nilelg5]

the only reason famouis people become scientologists is cos they have money and they show off by it but overall its just a money making scam

[identicaltonone]

Trey & matt's quote is genius!!

[SixShotMaryDown]

think about it..how many famous people do you see that are scientologists? what if it were all a scam i mean most of you people who are brain washed and glued to the idiot box 24/7 idolize these people and you do exactly what they do just to be just like them..dont you have to pay to be a scientologist? dont you think at least half of that money goes to these famous fucks for brain washing your minds?

[identicaltonone]

They're american...leave them to their own devices and watch, laugh and point from a-far!!

[SixShotMaryDown]

im american i can point and laugh all i want..but im also fucked lol

[marq46]

this is somthing so amusing about rofling ar ideots I meen how can you evan consider som of the things that thay com out with sicietrists ar evil and mony is evil so thay gather it all together in one place so it dus not mack peepal un happy is that place your whalet mr siantolegist

[TheAvarusAnimus]

what other "religion" on the planet parade around their celebrties like whores?what other "religion/cult" has a fucking CELEBRITY CENTRE...for fucks sake....has the modern world got so ridiculous that this shit has become appealing.....fuck these money grabbing cultist bastards...fuckin crooks

[marq46]

be cerafal siantoligy is as under hand as a gang thay will cut you in a aly if you say stuff lick that woooo woooo

I total agry

[sugarpuddin88]

Religion & Scientology are tax-exempt; & like the fairy tales Mother Goose & Jack and the Bean stalk: Written to help the frightened little monkeys sleep at night

The belief in one fairy tale over another is completely arbitrary - And depends on which frightening story you heard as a child

In reality, people are simply afraid of the responsibility associated with having an "internal locus of control" - Thus, they invent saviors to hide behind when it gets dark out at night

[Chinchilla2]

Guesss Tom Cruise lost the lovin feeling

[McDonian]

Lord XENU RULES!

[7omnia7]

HAIL LORD XENU!!!

[Southparkaddict720]

plus, theyve made fun of my religion AND my race and I still think its really funny.

[Ltbird]

What scientology believes=Joke.

What scientology does to people= Seriousness

[Southparkaddict720]

*sigh* aw, no offense by I dont see why people care about when South Park makes fun of a religion or race. Theyve made fun of just about everyone. :\

[DEATHBOMBHITMAN47]

By the way to all the scientologists, I am also a servant of Lord Xenu

[darthspeaks]

Battlefield Earth was probably the WORST Science Fiction movie ever made.

[Deadperson213]

This is what happens when people watch shitty movies like mission impossible.

[BackTheFUNKUpFool]

notice that the Angry Gay Pope isn't even on here anymore.

[slashmaster14]

im a scientologist i think its funny

[DEATHBOMBHITMAN47]

Tom Cruise would scold you for that lol.

[muerteverde]

"Inappropriate ridicule of religious communities" <--- there is no such thing. If you want to believe some completely insane nonsense, then it is entirely appropriate for me to ridicule you for your nuttiness.

[angloman1]

Tom Cruise's career is over, he reputation dammaged with being in connection to this cult

[muerteverde]

He has had some big roles since then.

[Uberhombre]

Is it really possible to be so wealthy, so bored, and so full of deluded self-worth that you could indulge in this fantasy? My retarded, inbred, deaf, dumb, blind cousin could see through this...and he's dead.

[akaki202]

Why do all scientologists die in an early age ?

[johnmiller666]

I know, but on the bright side, John Travoltas son enjoyed his Wii Fit for Christmas.

[robinbmx93]

hahaha so true

scientology is bollocks haha

[awsomewinecone]

aww chef was pretty cool ,o well

[belrocksg]

lol I like how Issac Hayes leaves after south aprk makes fun of scientology, but not after all the other shit they make fun of, lol.

[mansitopinta]

Yeah, laugh at the world, but its not so funny when the world laughs at you! Lolz

[DEATHBOMBHITMAN47]

Issac Hayes is a hypocrite and a moron!

[Dwc6]

He's dead now dude.

[zolevokpk]

thx to god

[sinshine1985]

Good riddance.

[Dwc6]

Wow man.

[rusticnacho420]

no kidding how often do they make fun of jewish people, christians and mormons. i know for a fact they made fun of all these religions before the scientology episode

[belrocksg]

made fun of

-every other religion

-911

-gays

canadians

-blacks

-skinny starvin' blacks who go into space

but no this scientology BS went waaaay too far

[Shogunelite]

Yup, he contradicts himself pretty badly

[MetalMusicOfficial]

Exactly. I mean, he didn't leave when they made fun of Christians or Jews. But no when we make fun of "big and powerful" scientology he has to leave. He's a fucking asshole and shouldn't have left if he had any balls.

[YusefDeeb69]

it's incredible, so many wealthy people, are so stupid

[AlbertaAllan]

Just as well South Park will be better without him. His character wasn't that important and the show can go on without any poisonous interference from Scientology. I'll keep this as a favorite for reference. I need this rogues gallery of Scientology slimepuppies so I can demonize each one of them.

[DEATHBOMBHITMAN47]

South Park has actually gotten better now that he has left. For some reason the shows are more epic and funnier now...coincidence?

[AlbertaAllan]

That gives me more motivation to watch the show. I guess they don't have to tiptoe around that idiot anymore. Neither do they have to watch what they say. That's what creativity is all about

[SecretCrowds44]

lmao i love the quote left by matt and trey, and how after they sign there names they have "Servents of the dark lord xenu'

ahh what legends lol

[blamecanada123456789]

The Isaac Hayes butt lover keeps on calling be a loser or a bitch and now called me a retard. Scientology members and wannabees really need to get a life. All of us not brainwashed by cults or in love with people in cults really do pity you and hope you as in people like Killuminati911 get your heads out of your idols asses and actually think for yourself instead of spewing out the crap your braindead idols like Isaac Hayes and Tom Cruise thinks or says.

$CIENTOLOGY=GREEDY DEATH CULT

[tayloreh]

I hope everyone has seen that video documenting all the deaths scientology has caused.

And btw, it affected the opening weekend of MI3 a LOT!

[blamecanada123456789]

Isac hayes was so full of shit. He was on when they made fun of every other group or religion but once they touched his cult he quits. What a loser he was!!!!!!!!!!!

[Killuminati911]

you loser

[blamecanada123456789]

Wow look some Scientology cult member is calling me a loser. Oh no my feelings are so not hurt. I guess I'm not infected by the alien spirits sent by Xenu...

[Killuminati911]

Fuck you ignorant fuck respect to isaac hayves

you bitch

[blamecanada123456789]

Wow how could anyone respect a cult follower who made fun of every other religion but when it came time to make fun of his little band of weirdos he quit like a little cowardly BIOCH!!! This guy deserves as much respect as a Nazi or KKK member. Scientologists deserve nothing but disrespect and a nice jail cell...

[Killuminati911]

You dont know the fucking story....

and you dont know anything about the subject your talking get a life ...

you dont dissrespect the dead you bitch boy

[blamecanada123456789]

How sad for you it sounds like you need some prozac to fight the evil alien spirits in your brain sent by Xenu...

[Killuminati911]

I am not a Scientologist you retard

looks like you got no life ...

[blamecanada123456789]

Well your still a passive supporter at the very least. You might as well support Hitler!!! Your hero was an active member of a cult that has abused and killed people just like the Nazis and the KKK for example. As far as I am concerned he should have gone to jail for his crimes just like every Nazi or KKK member should go if not worse. At least he is not around to talk about that evil death cult any longer. Hopefully more members will come to there senses or go to jail for there crimes...

[Killuminati911]

Okey that does it, your offcial now a retard!

Congratz mate !

[blamecanada123456789]

I would rather be retarded instead of sucking any Scientologist's dick you Isaac Hayes winer. Hopefully there is a special place in hell where that peddler of an evil cult can hang out next to Hitler or Stalin and all the other evil people past and future including the biggest pussy of all Tom Cruise!!!!!!!!!!!

[Killuminati911]

get a life kid., a girl looks like the only one whos going to hell is you, you dont know who your talking to so shut up and dont act though on the net because it makes you nothing more then a E-thug second knowbody will take you serious because of your name

[deth2hack]

don't respect any religion on earth but i respect the people that believe in them but this is the right to free speach RIGHT so what is he promothing over there

[mygaffer]

I don't hate any religion. I do HATE this quasi-religion of scientology, not so much for the sheer stupidity of their actual belief structure but for the ways in which this so called church tries to silence those who would expose it. Also, I don't need some idiot with a thetan-scanner butting in to my medical life. Fucking idiots.

[CreativeMind3000]

I hate Tom Cruise before this, but ever since I heard this, I lost all respect for him!

[ibanezcc]

I think Isaac Hayes is a big hypocrite cuz of this. For 9 seasons South Park constantly made fun of all other religions, and Hayes was fine with it, but as soon as it tackles his 'religion' he quit. Thats stupid. It's all in fun; why cant he just laugh at it.

[dopey449]

if tom crusie cant get a life,

he shud at least get a sense of humour,

he's a total douchebag enyways, nd now he has trun to a cult, it is just provin my point more.

SOUTH PARK FOR LIFE!!!!

will miss chef thou :(

[dingleberrie]

Scientology, never underestimate the power of Anonymous.

[flcl64]

scientologists are a bunch of rich, publicity thirsty, jack asses, that use theyr hollywood fame against things they dont like. i.e. south park. scientology is a cult. a science fiction convention more like, you cant be considered a church if you have to pay to get in.

[soulinite]

Hail Xenu!

[koolkropek]

I am an Atheist that believe in the existence of God!!!!

[tommyenglish1]

im an athiest that thinks god is an imaginery friend for adults and thats it.

[nostrildoll]

Matt Stone and Trey Parker are humble servants of Xenu.

These are fine men, and we should all take their example to heart.

[HouseSpiderAnon]

Issac Hayes said he left because South Park was clowning on religions. But he didn't leave after they clowned on Atheists, Agnostics, Christianity, Catholicism, Judaism, Islam, Mormons, Buddhists and Hindus. It wasn't until they revealed the Xenu incident from his own Scientology's OT III on the show that he suddenly became so religiously sensitive and felt compelled to leave.

[epro1]

the trey parker and matt stone quote was brilliant

in all seriousness Isaac quitting south park because they did 1 episode on scientology is the most hipocritical thing i've seen in a long time..... making jokes about Chrisitians = fine, muslims = fine, xenu = now you've fucked up

its fucking ridiculous

[EnLitenEkorre]

But the fact that he didn't quit before the rerun was because Scientology FORCED him to (or at least drove him into) quitting. That's common for those cultists. They don't care about it until their "superiors" orders them to. Hayes couldn't stay in the show because that would be dangerous for him within the cult.

[epro1]

its pretty insane that a cult would force people to ruin their lives just because someone they worked with was against it. Its like the pope banning all Christians from working with anyone from other religions, but with the amount of Christians in the world doing that would probably destroy the economy.

i really wish people would get out of Scientology and I'm genuinely sad that will smith has got suckered into it... its a shame

[neo8x4e]

LOL...."I don't think this will affect the release of Mission Impossible 3 at all." -frigtard at end of video.  Sorry to let you know but Tommy's actions, ie Oprah couch jumping cost Paramount in excess of 100 Million dollars!! Check out IMDB for the exact figures.

[jnycnuk]

tom, you are a sad little man. you will be even worse off after the cult of scientology is erased. oh, and john, battlefield earth sucked the big one. jenna elfman, your statement about aids only enforces my belief that you are a moron.

[IvetMeans]

Im not a sciontologist but christanity is what will die. Sciontology isn't nearly as strange as christianity and anay idiot that realy believes... there is a man above the sky with magic powers and a son that walks on water and is scheduled to come back to life for the second time...is obviosly going to be extinct as paople evolve and become more inteligent.

[jnycnuk]

personally... i am an atheist. however, the things that are so objectionable about scientology are: the act of disconnection, the quest for more money, the mistreatment of scientology members, the quest for world domination, the harrassment of those that are critical of the cult, celebrity members turning a blind eye to abuse of members etc.

[famikeg]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHA you're an idiot.