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  • "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO WALK A MILE IN MY SHIT!"

    "Enough of this. Vader, release him."

    *releases* "SORRY."

  • Tourette's guy not dead that dumb ass

  • PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO..DIFFERENT.. THIIIINGS!!!!

  • If word got out...I DONT GIVE A SHIT! XD

  • Haha

  • 32 youtubers gave a shit

  • "I recognised your foul stench when I was brought on board."

    "...THAT'S MY ASS"

  • LMAO i laughed so hard!!! xD

  • he shoulda used "sounds like chewbacca takin a shit!"

  • " There's no one on board sir and according to the log they abandoned ship right after take off"

    ....*look up in the sky* FUCK :/

    that was GOLD!

  • There's no one on board, sir. According to the log, the crew abandoned ship right after takeoff.

    Fuck!

  • @danwasfreakinhere LOL "I gotta take a piss. When I come back, I'm gonna talk about the Mighty Duck movies..."

  • What the fuck you talking about?

  • 31  vader dislike this video

  • awesome

  • Love this

  • 31 dislikes don't want to talk about the Mighty Ducks movies.

  • hes not really dead

  • "I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board"

    THAT'S MY ASS!

  • This is really well done!!! Loved it!!!!!!

  • "There's nobody aboard, sir. According to the log, the crew abandoned ship right after takeoff."

    "...FUCK! I'm gonna take a piss!"

  • 30 people got fucked in the ass

  • 30 people dont have time for this chicken shit bullshit

  • This suits the scenes so damn well xD! I love the strangle scenes and his reaction after he's informed about the escape pod.

  • Geez, told his daughter to go fuck herself in the ass. Best dad ever.

  • god imagination. i loved this clip!

  • in the first 5 seconds he should have said PISS.

  • @leanonme1 Naw, "WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!" was perfect.

  • im sure members of the imperial senate do that

  • tourettes guy isnt dead

  • ctporter81, for the love of God, make more videos.

  • @ctporter81 Dude you should get like ten trillion theoretical dollars for this video man, this is amazing :)

  • I give a shit about the Tourette's Guys Grandpa 15 years ago :(.

  • 0:43 ...BITCH!!!... LOL

  • oh my god this is funny as hell!!!!

  • 30 people are long legged pissed off puerto ricans who stay at home and play with their tits and look at their asses at the same time.

  • 2:17 Jeez Vader, you're staring at the ass of your own DAUGHTER? lol creeper

  • no life forms aboard... fuck you talkin bout?

  • This is so fucking genius

  • 1:36

  • "He's here."

    "Obi-Wan Kinobi?"

    "YES!"

    "What makes you think that?"

    "LAST NIGHT, SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND STOLE OVER $500 WORTH OF SHIT FROM MY PLACE!"

    "If you're right, then he must not be allowed to escape."

    "THAT'S RIGHT! $500 WORTH OFBUUUULLLSHIT!"

  • "the fuck you talkin about"

  • MOAR

  • ROTFL, good shit.

  • o my god funniest shit ever my stomach hurts from laughing so much

  • Lord Vader?

    Yes?

    Battle station plans are not aboard this ship, and no transmissions were made. An escape pod was jettisoned during the fighting, but no life forms were aboard.

    ...

    ...

    What the fuck are you talking about?

  • OMG! "What is this shit!?" got me so good I lol'd

  • the people that disliked this video have penises the size of the dislike bar

  • bitch! princess: darth vader, only you can be so bold

  • Best part! 1:26-1:40. I almost fuckin' died!

  • *Vader walks in*

    *Duuun-DUH DUUUUN*-looks around*

    "WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!!!?!!!"

  • i cried because this video made me laugh so hard especially the bit where he comes out at 0:40 and goes "BITCH"

  • funniest video iv seen in a long time

  • 2:04 should have been "DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!!"

  • My grandpa died 15 years ago! NOBODY GAVE A SHIT!!!!!

  • 'The fuck you talkin' about?'

  • she has nice ass!!

  • He isn't dead,he is just old as fuck.

  • "i recognized your foul stench when i was brought on board."

    "THAT'S MY ASS!" hahahahahahaha

  • Only one quote is missing from this wonderful video.

    "SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA, TAKING A SHIT!"

  • vader release him.

    sorry!!

  • "i recognized your stench right when i was brought on board!"

    "THATS MY ASS"

    lmao

  • ...the fuck you talkin' about?

    XDDDDDDDDDDDDd

  • no transmissions were made, their escape pod was (whatever the fuck he said) during the fighting, and no life forms were found.....

    *darth vader looks to the right and back*

    What the fuck you talking about?

  • "I recognized your foul stench when I was brought onboard."

    "THAT'S MY ASS!"

    my favorite.

  • dude this shit is epic!!

  • Lol I love her face when he cusses her out.

  • .... "The fuck you talking about?" xDDD

  • lol ! :P

  • "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO WALK A MILE, IN MYYYYY SHIT!"

    Trololololol!

  • hahahahaah FUCK YOU TALKIN ABOUT

    Hilarious

  • THATS MY ASS!!!

  • At 1:01 he should have said "Go to your room!" instead of PIIIIISS.

  • This is genius !

  • LOL!!!!!!!!

  • "...the fuck you talking about ?"

  • How did you get the tourettes guy sounds? Was it a download? I want to do one of these myself haha

  • @David8343 Somebody made a zip file full of tourettes guy sounds and was nice enough to put them here on youtube. A search on youtube or google for 'tourettes guy sounds download' should find it easily enough.

  • i recognized your foul stench as soon as i was brought on board.

    THAT'S MY ASS! lol

  • 1:05 "PIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS" translation - "take her away."

  • Effin hilarious "...the fuck you talking about?"

  • This is GENIUS!!!!!!! hahaha

  • nothing about when he said the garbage truck sounds like chewbacca taking a shit? :(

  • lol girl walks in.... BITCH.

  • Lmao when he said: WTF are you talking about?

  • 1:10 lmao

  • ctporter81, you are genius

  • Obi wan kenobi how can u be sure? "LAST NIGHT SOME ASSHOLE BROKE IN AND STOLE $500 WORTH OF SHIT FROM MY PLACE!

  • LOL! Obi-Wan is a burglar! XD

    2:52 I Lea.. I'm holding Vadie's leash. He's MY bitch.. ^-^

  • fuck you! fuck you fuck you in th ass!!! PIIIISSSS!!!! My favorite part

  • this dude is legend

  • 26 people had 500 dollars worth of shit stolen from their place

  • Obi wan Kenobi are you sure? LAST NIGHT SOME ASSHOLE BROKE IN AND STOLE OVER $500 WORTH OF SHIT FROM MY PLACE!!!!

  • I recognized your foul stench when i came on board....THATS MY ASS

  • I called her a bitch right in front of her tits

  • dude, this fricken hilarious! great job!

  • the princess coming.. Vader:BITCH XD 

  • THIS was fucking brilliant!!!

  • Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ah oh Tourettes Guy

  • who ever makes these movies with the tourettes guy over the audio should totally do it for paranormal activity one.

  • The 25 dislikes stay at home play with their tits and look at their asses at the same time. 

  • @wetlandraider99 it isnt their, its your.

  • fuck!

    Im going to take a piss, when i come back I'm gonna talk about the mighty duck movies!

  • 54 lol

  • PMSL ROTFLMFAO! ! ! ...OMG this shit if funny....right on danny, right on!!!...;-)

  • 1:05 made me rofl so hard.. I guess piss means take the princess away

  • Vader the escape pod has no detected life aboard it ( looks to side an then back) .....the fuck r u talkin bout?

  • 25 ppl are long legged pissed off puerto ricans

  • @DarthxXxNeji ahahaha well said sir

  • So rather than just sit at home with his neckbrace on and his favorite Frosted Flakes t-shirt, the Tourettes Guy decided to become a dark lord of the sith and rule the galaxy. thats awesome!

  • i thought i recognized your stench...

    ...thats my ass!

  • AMAZING!

    "last night, someone stole $500 worth of shit... from my place"

  • According to their log, the crew abandoned ship right after takeoff.

    Fuck! I'm gonna take a piss. When I come back, I'm gonna talk about the Mighty Duck movies.

  • enough of this, vader, release him!....SORRY!!!

  • LMAOOOOOO

    "and no life forms were aboard" *vader looks at guy next to him and pauses* "FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT?

  • this is a work of art, fuck the 24 people that disliked it

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

  • AHAHAHAH!!!! OMFG, "FUCK!.....I'm gonna take a piss"

  • HAHAHA, damn good. You should try cleaning it up a bit and making his voice more like vaders. Check the Darth Schwarzenegger one. Good work though! I laughed my ass off.

  • LMFAO

  • rofl

    

  • LMFAO

  • - There's no one on board sir, according to the log, the crew abandoned ship right after take off.

    - FUCK. I gotta take a piss, when I get back, I'm gonna talk about the Mighty Duck movies!

  • that's not my lava burns, that's just TIT DIRT!

  • enough!! danny, release him.. SOURRY

  • *enter Darth Vader*

    daahh du-daaaahhhh

    "WHAT IS THIS SHIT!"

    LMFAO

  • I'D LIKE TO SEE TRY TO WALK A MILE IN MY SHIT

  • 2:15 she has nice ass

  • 0:43 FREAKING HILARIOUS XD

  • that was funny, i just wonder, it will be funny f they use "chewbacca taking a shit" part in a star wars clip XD

  • I can't watch Star Wars seriously anymore, because every time I see Vader stepping onto the Rebel ship I just hear "WHAT IS THIS SHIT"

  • I called her a bitch... right in front of her TITS

  • The ending was FUCKING EPIC!

  • "there's no one on board sir, according to the log, the crew abandoned ship right after take off."

    ".......... FUCK."

    nearly shit my pants at that bit.

  • @DJSillzor Im gonna go take a piss and when I come back we're gonna talk about the mighty duck movies. (walks off) best part

  • @Avatar230594 LOL yeah i pissed myself at that too.

  • general: The escape pod was launched but there were no life forms aboard.

    Tourettes vader: What the FUCK are you talking about?

  • the fuck you talkin bout?

  • Fuckin hilarious

  • I'm adding this to my favorites.

  • this makes me wanna actucaly watch star wars =P

  • PG 13

  • Seriously that's gotta b the best dub over I think iv heard in forever man keep it up!!!

  • A long time ago, in a galaxy halfway up my ass... hahaha brilliant!

  • lmfaoo

  • I CAN'T BREATHE! OMG!

  • "Thats right! $500 dollars worth of BULLLSHIT!!" hahaha

  • "She'll die before she'll tell you anything"

    "If my grandpa died 15 years ago, NOBODY WOULD GIVE A SHIT"

  • Vader: I would like to see you try and walk a mile in my shit!

    This is funny because Vader really does have it bad being inside that suit. xD

  • I called her a bitch right in front of her tits

  • hahahahhaa what the fuck are you talking about? xD

  • Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries! Jedi master Obi-wan Kenobi breaks in and steals over $500 worth of SHIT from Darth Vader's place! Thats right! $500 worth of BUUUULLLLSHIT! lol

  • Heres wut u couldve also done:

    The part where Vader interrogates Princess Leia in the small room on the detention level, with the probe droid ready to stick a needle rite thru her, u couldve used "We gonna fuck or what?" so it looks like Vaders bout to fuck Leia as the door shuts LOL

  • 2:51 i regonized your foul stinch ''THATS MY ASS" xDDD

  • FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS WORTH OF BUUUULLSHIT. Lol.

  • Wow u did awesome on this.

  • 2:34

    "Shit! ...Imma take a piss. When I come back, imma talk about the Mighty Ducks movies"

  • 1:15  ah my god :')

  • @Winterstar2 1:16, even

  • This s incredibly well done. The only thing that could make it better is to deepen TG's voice.

  • Its "what the fuck are you talking about"

  • All you ever do is stay at home and look at your tits and play with your ass at the same time!

  • What is this shit?!

  • 1:39 "...The fuck are you talking about?"

  • I DONT GIVE A SHIT!

  • do a tourettes planet of the apes...

  • a long time ago, in a galaxy halfway up my ass...

  • All u ever do is stay at home play wit ur tits n look at ur ass at the same time!

    "Idk wat ur talkn about" lmao!!!

  • *Darth Vader strangles guy*

    I LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO WALK A MILE, IN MY SHIT!!!