@narcfox Well, those worst players must be sneakin' noclip behind your back, cause with the time it takes to run across the levels and wait for the loading sequences alone, that's longer than 45 minutes.
@PSISpecter well thats just not true. The world speed run record is 17 minute completion. Some test chambers can be completed in less than 3 seconds. My alienware has no trouble loading each stage in under 10 seconds. Perhaps on launch it took that long to load? I remember it taking a while thats for sure. But no, single segment runs of this game dont reach 40 minutes. Sorry.
@narcfox Hmm, that so, eh? Well, no matter what's true, I'm still proud of how quickly I completed the game, as I assure you that, even if most people can beat in it 45 minutes, the worst players, by definition, shouldn't even be able to scratch my time.
@gabriell123 Gabe is a fatass and wont make it...but if he makes it his first 3 then portal will go to where valve isnt alloud...(austria)which i misspelled
@Bucklover4 I heaven't played L4D but it can be the same voice or voice actor, both games were made by Valve. I only know this is GLaDOS's Anger core.
Hear what God of Israel YAHUSHUA-YAHUWAH (Son and Father are ONE) saying to our generation by His chosen prophets: Trumpetcallofgodonline. com ; Letter called "Purify Your Faith, and Come to the Father as It is Written": EXCERPT: "Only in the Bible and through these very Letters, of which I have given to My prophet of the end of this age, shall you find Him and know Him."
@beforeTHEmomentGIRL That's true, but why else would there be cake? You're the only concious human in the building other than Ratman, so who else would eat the cake?
@williamhobson62 Spaaaaaaace! Bring your Skyrim meme back to Skyrim. It dosent belong in Portal Related Videos. NO SKYRIM MEMES ANYWHERE NEAR PORTAL OR ILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH LEMONS AND TURN YOU INTO A POTATO! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Thanks for your time.
@TheWaverunners this comment was actually 20% more annoying than the one you're responding to. That's 30% more irritation, per irritant! 140% of people agree!
Only my right speaker has been working (my left one hasn't been working for weeks) and the ending where it goes "Are you still there?" only my left speaker worked and it was creepy. XD
if I was a dj I would bust this out during a rave, a lot of the people wouldnt know what it was from, but they would still dance to it... DANCE MY CHILDREN, DANCE MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
...In Samus's boobs.
...In America.
...While riding my friend's Spirit-Animated Siege Engine OF DOOM!!!
...Like a boss.
ccgmarthccg1 1 day ago
Wow, has it really been 5 years?
thejatix 3 days ago 3
@OverTheGun This music is copyright ? please i need a reponse . :D
neolite352 5 days ago
I just decided to play this game out of boredom today. Beat it in an hour and a half, and that's probably the best I'll ever do.
PSISpecter 6 days ago
@PSISpecter Thats a depressingly long time. Its a 45 minute game even for the worst players!
narcfox 4 days ago
@narcfox Well, those worst players must be sneakin' noclip behind your back, cause with the time it takes to run across the levels and wait for the loading sequences alone, that's longer than 45 minutes.
PSISpecter 4 days ago
@PSISpecter well thats just not true. The world speed run record is 17 minute completion. Some test chambers can be completed in less than 3 seconds. My alienware has no trouble loading each stage in under 10 seconds. Perhaps on launch it took that long to load? I remember it taking a while thats for sure. But no, single segment runs of this game dont reach 40 minutes. Sorry.
narcfox 4 days ago
@narcfox Hmm, that so, eh? Well, no matter what's true, I'm still proud of how quickly I completed the game, as I assure you that, even if most people can beat in it 45 minutes, the worst players, by definition, shouldn't even be able to scratch my time.
PSISpecter 4 days ago
@PSISpecter Nice talking with you. Keep playing and enjoying portal 1 & 2 :D
narcfox 4 days ago
needs an 8 bit version
bettiebooo2 1 week ago 2
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Damn, listening to this and version 2 in two windows at the same time about a half second out of time, is REALLY REALLY wierd, awesome though.
zombiewithanailgun 1 week ago
Thumbs up for wanting portal 3
gabriell123 2 weeks ago 24
@gabriell123 valve can't count to three. but yeah, thumbs up, maybe they will learn :P
sirVhailor 1 week ago
@sirVhailor they can theyre working on portal 3 right now i think itll be released 2015 somtime
me99hi 6 days ago
@gabriell123 Gabe is a fatass and wont make it...but if he makes it his first 3 then portal will go to where valve isnt alloud...(austria)which i misspelled
GLaDOS26 1 day ago
the dislike bar is like the size of the penis of the people who disliked this video
nkachukwutheman 2 weeks ago 3
5 years later this only has a million views? Damn...
Sh0ckth3r4pygames 2 weeks ago
The "Are you still there?" scared the shit out of me O.o
TheMagicmosquito 2 weeks ago 2
This song would be awsome to nyan cat.
KAPTENBANAN 2 weeks ago
I love this so much, I'd listen ton it nonstop through chapter 7 of Portal 2.
MaximumSpazzitude 2 weeks ago
I cannot conceive how anyone can dislike this awesome video, personally I think they need to be taken outside and shot twice in the back of the head.
NorBdelta 3 weeks ago
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MatoZVZapad 3 weeks ago
I feel guilty fot hurting GlaDos. :(
IIIBioniclerIII 3 weeks ago
@IIIBioniclerIII
I don't. The bitch.
YogurtInBudapest17 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@YogurtInBudapest17 i didnt in the first one now im just freaked out about the fact im now stuck in a corn field
me99hi 2 weeks ago
please proceed into ANDROID HELL
bumblinggingerbutt 4 weeks ago
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KawaiiNekoArtist 1 month ago
Is it me or is it zooming in
VerlindeTV 1 month ago
@VerlindeTV I see it too thats some kind of opticalilusion, 'cause it's not
Himmelslaub 1 month ago
The Sickest game ever :D
ShugasnyPL 1 month ago
After 0:47 it sounds like Dubstep with 1/2 Speed
James18998 1 month ago
When it's on 2x it sounds like she's hyper...XD
kairi123able 1 month ago
we need a portal movie with this on their sound track...
TheAaron404 1 month ago
@TheAaron404 Or a musical where all the numbers are like this!
STRiPESandShades 1 month ago
5 years later and it's still amazing!
OZORxORON 1 month ago 130
@OZORxORON Whoa, how's the future?
bowtoyourmaster 1 month ago
@bowtoyourmaster Llama's everywhere!!!!!
OZORxORON 1 month ago
@OZORxORON I hope you're okay, that sounds really rough :(
bowtoyourmaster 1 month ago
I just had the craziest idead ever
(Invader) Zim and GLaDOS
Omg
JillSandwichXD 1 month ago
@JillSandwichXD
OMG YES YES YES YES YES YES YES (3 months later) YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!.....
MeowsEyeProductions 1 month ago
I have a boner.
ChickenLOL9000 1 month ago
@ChickenLOL9000 Same to me,bro!
kalsadaman332 1 month ago
@SuperRose223 Same here bro XD
DARKLIGHTTRIFORCE 1 month ago
I used to be a test subject, but then I lost the cube.
Starham2000 1 month ago
YAY I FOUND THIS SONG I WAS LOOKING FOR IT EVERYWHERE
SuperRose223 1 month ago
That: BLEH noise sounds like the Common Infected from Left 4 Dead. Am I mistaken?
Bucklover4 1 month ago
@Bucklover4 I heaven't played L4D but it can be the same voice or voice actor, both games were made by Valve. I only know this is GLaDOS's Anger core.
ShersterQ 1 month ago
@Bucklover4 Yes. You are mistaken. The bleh sound is from the original Portal Anger Core. One of its clips is "Bleharghblah!"
TheMisterPoPo43 1 month ago
@TheMisterPoPo43 XD
Hawktalon18 1 month ago
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Hear what God of Israel YAHUSHUA-YAHUWAH (Son and Father are ONE) saying to our generation by His chosen prophets: Trumpetcallofgodonline. com ; Letter called "Purify Your Faith, and Come to the Father as It is Written": EXCERPT: "Only in the Bible and through these very Letters, of which I have given to My prophet of the end of this age, shall you find Him and know Him."
Watch:
" youtube.com/watch?v=YZPmTH6sloo"
"youtube.com/watch?v=lutJYDxP6ys"
"youtube.com/watch?v=R9ike7PKd8U"
Regards.
TrumpetCallofGodLT 1 month ago
@TrumpetCallofGodLT Soooo...what does this have to do with the video itself?
lolcopter1911 1 month ago
The cake Ain't a lie!
She only said there wuold be cake.
Not that you could have a piece!
beforeTHEmomentGIRL 1 month ago
@beforeTHEmomentGIRL That's true, but why else would there be cake? You're the only concious human in the building other than Ratman, so who else would eat the cake?
Xgameboy17X 1 month ago
@Xgameboy17X nobody´d want to eat that thing.....
beforeTHEmomentGIRL 1 month ago
...
... are you still there?
Me: *shock*
Catwoman2811 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 4
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I used to be a test subject like you, but then i took a deadly neurotoxin to the knee.
williamhobson62 2 months ago 74
@williamhobson62 Spaaaaaaace! Bring your Skyrim meme back to Skyrim. It dosent belong in Portal Related Videos. NO SKYRIM MEMES ANYWHERE NEAR PORTAL OR ILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH LEMONS AND TURN YOU INTO A POTATO! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Thanks for your time.
TheWaverunners 1 month ago
@TheWaverunners this comment was actually 20% more annoying than the one you're responding to. That's 30% more irritation, per irritant! 140% of people agree!
megalomaniacalHalide 1 month ago in playlist Musical Cripes
@williamhobson62 This meme is not funny in any possible way. . . just sayin'
ShersterQ 1 month ago
@williamhobson62 nuerotoxins dont hurt your knees. they kill your lungs stop you from breathing and then stop your heart. then kill your brain.
volg122 1 month ago 2
@volg122 Which in a way hurts your knees.
assult878 1 month ago
@assult878 but its not a direct affect.
volg122 1 month ago
@volg122 then, you will have arrow to knee.
PivotAmateur1903 1 month ago
@williamhobson62 instead of the knee it should be lungs
taffylaffy11 1 month ago
@taffylaffy11 I used to say that, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
warriorwolf777 1 month ago
So much fun on AudioSurf
HeartlessAngel78 2 months ago 6
Song you play when you play Half Life. Hey, its in Half Life 2.
ZackWake216 2 months ago
the cake is a lie!!!!!
Haedcrab 2 months ago
@Haedcrab Extremely outdated memes that weren't all that funny to begin with HOOOO!!!
noobnoobguy 2 months ago
rawr rawr MUST WATCH THIS THIS IS SO KOOL BEANS!!!!! =O
MrSammyt16 2 months ago
This literally makes me feel like I'm in hell.
heyyninaa 2 months ago 5
@heyyninaa Android hell that is for me xD
Qrrrsss 2 months ago
2:37
KumoriKanashimi 2 months ago
I've been processed :s
Deathworm4582 2 months ago
1:42 is my favorite part
TyBeanieBoos 2 months ago
I used to play Portal.. Then I took an arrow to the knee.
SniperPandan 2 months ago
135 people are not still alive
Xgameboy17X 2 months ago 5
please proceed into android hell
BLLLLAWCH
yoshiemitzu 2 months ago
135 players went to Android Hell
BrambleTheGuardian 2 months ago 85
Only my right speaker has been working (my left one hasn't been working for weeks) and the ending where it goes "Are you still there?" only my left speaker worked and it was creepy. XD
saiyannprince 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@saiyannprince Same! Mine hasn't been working and it was the same! lol!
YumiKitty101 2 months ago
if I was a dj I would bust this out during a rave, a lot of the people wouldnt know what it was from, but they would still dance to it... DANCE MY CHILDREN, DANCE MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
JustinT2 3 months ago
1:43 L4D Zombies
TrololoMahn 3 months ago
@TrololoMahn Nope, Chuck Tes-NOPE! Sorry... So, 1:43 = Anger core.
Rudobi 2 months ago
Hello.............. HEeEEEeeEElloo and welcome to the enrichment centre. HHHHHHEllo and welcome to the enrichment Cen-terr O_o
Power2PeopleFilms 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Goodbye~
1XxPrettyGirlxX2 3 months ago in playlist Portal Music
This. Is. Too. Short. :(
satsura1 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
135 oeople ar victims of science
TheAs334 3 months ago
1:42 Android hell = my phone
ProcellaCor 3 months ago
135 test subjects' specimens have not been processed.
EatDeadBatteryz 3 months ago
1:43 ANGER CORE awaits you in Android hell.
septemberknuckles 3 months ago
that noise at 1:43 scares the shit out of every time!
sn0wfire9292 3 months ago
I'm planning on making a Portal vs. Submachine mod, and this is so going in the credits.
machiner6 3 months ago
135 people aren't still there.
lurker06 3 months ago
PLEASE PROCEED INTO ANDROID HELL
BLLLAAACK
yoshiemitzu 3 months ago in playlist Songs 4
135 people are a lie just like the cake
Coolblue3187 3 months ago in playlist Coolblue3187's favorites
135 devices have been modified!
hi13255 3 months ago
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tordlover101808 3 months ago
135 jews!
Kostja08a 3 months ago
@Kostja08a u r racist just like me
dam japines.
hi13255 3 months ago
@hi13255 racist
scourgefan10309 3 months ago
135 people werent still there.
IronInforcersecond 3 months ago 5
135 players couldnt get past test chamber 1
SNip3RWoLf1337 3 months ago 163
@SNip3RWoLf1337 They were inadequate test subjects.
brittonseanweb 3 months ago
@SNip3RWoLf1337 if they cant there a 1 year old
jakeypeggypoos 2 months ago
@SNip3RWoLf1337 lol
BlazeDeval 2 months ago
@SNip3RWoLf1337 I figure they just mistook the thumbs-down for a download button
n00byneko 2 months ago 6
argh, are you going to put it up for download, its the best!
LacheeDomain 3 months ago
and subscribed
The007core 4 months ago
badass song
Mr117fuck 4 months ago
Did you ever think that the machine was just a cover up and it actually someone behind a mic talking to you???
yloplopy 4 months ago
@yloplopy Yes.
Then I stopped doing drugs.
bigfatcarp93 3 months ago in playlist More videos from OverTheGun 2
those dislikers are just jealous...because there is nothing wrong with this
Paranox2000 4 months ago
*clears throat*
( ノ゚Д゚)ノ "What has science done!?"
coop925 4 months ago 3
"Please proceed into Android Hell... BLARGH!"
My new ringtone.
abriisgrig 4 months ago 9
When ever I listen to this.. I get chills :D
painmail 4 months ago
Z3TA+ PRESETS!
JoeWithers100 4 months ago
Well you found me, congratulations, was it worth it, the only thing you have maneaged to break so far is my heart.
Best line.
GaliathusGameing 4 months ago 2
My favourite part is "Please proceed into android hell -- BLAAAAAAARGHHHGFDLG " so...good.
DeadlyWhispers 4 months ago 2
OMG YOUTUBE Y U NO LINK!?
PazouwhProductions 4 months ago
"--Storage cube destroy--"
brrr.... *shudder* I get very scared and chilly when that part comes up and it is my favourite for that very reason.
FunLuvah 4 months ago
I love turrets...they so cute...I LOVE YOU GLaDOS!
Shadowdragon1kilala 4 months ago
Yes, I'm still here.
Tigertylar105 4 months ago
I broke the replay button
0:00 here is a new button :)
Jonas15855 4 months ago
troll goes lolol
TRImaster69 4 months ago
please proced into andriod hell BLARAWAHHHH
SheShadowFire 4 months ago 4
Why do people hate Glados?
SHE SAVED YOU IN PORTAL 2.
YOU KILLED WHEATLEY TOGETHER.
YOU DID EVERYTHING
don't be hatin' on glados <3
Ayxrion 4 months ago in playlist Ayxrion's favorites 8
@Ayxrion and she is smarter than you, SHES A COMPUTER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
CHADwuvkittyz 4 months ago
@Ayxrion you spoilled me =(
MrPedroaes 4 months ago
GLaDOS's heart is like the cake; it's a lie.
Pi314Genuis 4 months ago in playlist music 182
@Pi314Genuis well the cake wasn´t really a lie if you saw the end there was cake ! ;D
Haruonim 3 months ago
@Pi314Genuis BURNED!
FreeTheKids1 2 months ago
@Pi314Genuis the semi-colon was used correctly. A+
nerosonic 2 months ago
Please proceed into ANDROID HELL. XD This song's awesome
MrBobshadow 4 months ago
i just received 1 more favorited vid <3 i love it
Coolblue3187 4 months ago
1:02 best part ;_;
DutchMaplestory 4 months ago
@DutchMaplestory 1:08 is mine :D
dEEplayzz 4 months ago
@dEEplayzz Thats what a meant with 1:02 ..
It starts @ 1:02 XD
DutchMaplestory 4 months ago
this is like beethoven f*cked by goethe rearrenged by stephen hawking
Scherzke 4 months ago
:D Best. Song. EVER!
ThePokedude1234 4 months ago
Creepiest song evah!!!!
dracoloco360 4 months ago
lolled at the very end it went "are you still there?" LOL xD
PlayingGodHatena 4 months ago 4
This is awesome :D the 134 who have disliked this didn't know the cake was a lie :p
witwikkie 4 months ago
Wow! This is a great remix !
Chris173972 4 months ago
YES, im fking still here and MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finishitt 4 months ago
Love portal 1 !:
MrDonosoi 4 months ago
THIS. IS. A FUCKING. WIN.
SuperFreeRealmsBros 4 months ago 3
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sweet. i keep replaying it!
familycomesf1rst 4 months ago
sweet. i keep replaying it!!!
familycomesf1rst 4 months ago
Great remix <3!!
Gamma97y 4 months ago
Was that a smoker's cough in andriod hell?
necrosdarkborn 4 months ago
@necrosdarkborn Nope, that's the anger core...
Pentregarth 4 months ago
Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
MadDuckInc151 4 months ago in playlist Portal Music
The play button in this video is sending a distress signal. You broke it, didn't you?
I guess it isn't programmed for someone of your... generous... ness... I'll add a few zeros to the maximum presses. You look great, by the way.
There, try it now.
YAY!
BOS6940 4 months ago 4
i felt sad at 1:07 :'<
headbangerCZ 4 months ago in playlist Liked
Do you think that after 999999 years, we'll still be listening to this?
starpilot1241 4 months ago in playlist Portal 2
@starpilot1241 in a word YES
moonray645 4 months ago
Love It
Whos up for it one M0:00RE Time?
epicdude96 5 months ago in playlist Music 140
@epicdude96 loool
MeleeFiend01 4 months ago
This song never gets old:P
IceyLava108 5 months ago
"dislikes" THAT WILL SHOW YOU FOR MAKING ME KILL MY COMPANION ;n;
UnIKrafTr 5 months ago
"please proceed into android hell" thats going to be my "fuck off" line from now on
ragon146 5 months ago
mp3 download pl0x?
KingZeno000 5 months ago
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KingZeno000 5 months ago
Best song on YouTube, i hope they will make something similar to Portal 2
PzhaKat9ltKu 5 months ago
This has to be the best song i ever heard this year
stellaandreanna 5 months ago
oooh whats in here bllahhaaarrrg
R33C399 5 months ago
My gosh... This is a proof that Portal is THAT popular.
deoxys11 5 months ago
THE DEVICE HAS BEEN MODIFIED?!? God help us all...
TheDansFans 5 months ago
Lol typing this while listening to the song on my droid :D
chichiace101 5 months ago
if some1 ever dislikes this..its by a missclick....even the mouse wont click the dislike button cuz this song is tooo epic to be disliked
Godofolympia21 5 months ago
hello bye hi this is tht words i us every day for no reson
transformerfan03 5 months ago
yeah, i am 2:38
WangYue1995 5 months ago