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  • ...In Samus's boobs.

    ...In America.

    ...While riding my friend's Spirit-Animated Siege Engine OF DOOM!!!

    ...Like a boss.

  • Wow, has it really been 5 years?

  • @OverTheGun This music is copyright ? please i need a reponse . :D

  • I just decided to play this game out of boredom today. Beat it in an hour and a half, and that's probably the best I'll ever do.

  • @PSISpecter Thats a depressingly long time. Its a 45 minute game even for the worst players!

  • @narcfox Well, those worst players must be sneakin' noclip behind your back, cause with the time it takes to run across the levels and wait for the loading sequences alone, that's longer than 45 minutes.

  • @PSISpecter well thats just not true. The world speed run record is 17 minute completion. Some test chambers can be completed in less than 3 seconds. My alienware has no trouble loading each stage in under 10 seconds. Perhaps on launch it took that long to load? I remember it taking a while thats for sure. But no, single segment runs of this game dont reach 40 minutes. Sorry.

  • @narcfox Hmm, that so, eh? Well, no matter what's true, I'm still proud of how quickly I completed the game, as I assure you that, even if most people can beat in it 45 minutes, the worst players, by definition, shouldn't even be able to scratch my time.

  • @PSISpecter Nice talking with you. Keep playing and enjoying portal 1 & 2 :D

  • needs an 8 bit version

  • Thumbs up for wanting portal 3

  • @gabriell123 valve can't count to three. but yeah, thumbs up, maybe they will learn :P

  • @sirVhailor they can theyre working on portal 3 right now i think itll be released 2015 somtime

  • @gabriell123 Gabe is a fatass and wont make it...but if he makes it his first 3 then portal will go to where valve isnt alloud...(austria)which i misspelled

  • the dislike bar is like the size of the penis of the people who disliked this video

  • 5 years later this only has a million views? Damn...

  • The "Are you still there?" scared the shit out of me O.o

  • This song would be awsome to nyan cat.

  • I love this so much, I'd listen ton it nonstop through chapter 7 of Portal 2.

  • I cannot conceive how anyone can dislike this awesome video, personally I think they need to be taken outside and shot twice in the back of the head.

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  • I feel guilty fot hurting GlaDos. :(

  • @IIIBioniclerIII

    I don't. The bitch.

  • @YogurtInBudapest17 i didnt in the first one now im just freaked out about the fact im now stuck in a corn field

  • please proceed into ANDROID HELL

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  • Is it me or is it zooming in

  • @VerlindeTV I see it too thats some kind of opticalilusion, 'cause it's not

  • The Sickest game ever :D

  • After 0:47 it sounds like Dubstep with 1/2 Speed

  • When it's on 2x it sounds like she's hyper...XD

  • we need a portal movie with this on their sound track...

  • @TheAaron404 Or a musical where all the numbers are like this!

  • 5 years later and it's still amazing!

  • @OZORxORON Whoa, how's the future?

  • @bowtoyourmaster Llama's everywhere!!!!!

  • @OZORxORON I hope you're okay, that sounds really rough :(

  • I just had the craziest idead ever

    (Invader) Zim and GLaDOS

    Omg

  • @JillSandwichXD

    OMG YES YES YES YES YES YES YES (3 months later) YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!.....

  • I have a boner.

  • @ChickenLOL9000 Same to me,bro!

  • @SuperRose223 Same here bro XD

  • I used to be a test subject, but then I lost the cube.

  • YAY I FOUND THIS SONG I WAS LOOKING FOR IT EVERYWHERE

  • That: BLEH noise sounds like the Common Infected from Left 4 Dead. Am I mistaken?

  • @Bucklover4 I heaven't played L4D but it can be the same voice or voice actor, both games were made by Valve. I only know this is GLaDOS's Anger core.

  • @Bucklover4 Yes. You are mistaken. The bleh sound is from the original Portal Anger Core. One of its clips is "Bleharghblah!"

  • @TrumpetCallofGodLT Soooo...what does this have to do with the video itself?

  • The cake Ain't a lie!

    She only said there wuold be cake.

    Not that you could have a piece!

  • @beforeTHEmomentGIRL That's true, but why else would there be cake? You're the only concious human in the building other than Ratman, so who else would eat the cake?

  • @Xgameboy17X nobody´d want to eat that thing.....

  • ...

    ...  are you still there?

    Me: *shock*

  • @williamhobson62 Spaaaaaaace! Bring your Skyrim meme back to Skyrim. It dosent belong in Portal Related Videos. NO SKYRIM MEMES ANYWHERE NEAR PORTAL OR ILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH LEMONS AND TURN YOU INTO A POTATO! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAA! Thanks for your time.

  • @TheWaverunners this comment was actually 20% more annoying than the one you're responding to. That's 30% more irritation, per irritant! 140% of people agree!

  • @williamhobson62 This meme is not funny in any possible way. . . just sayin'

  • @williamhobson62 nuerotoxins dont hurt your knees. they kill your lungs stop you from breathing and then stop your heart. then kill your brain.

  • @volg122 Which in a way hurts your knees.

  • @assult878 but its not a direct affect.

  • @volg122 then, you will have arrow to knee.

  • @williamhobson62 instead of the knee it should be lungs

  • @taffylaffy11 I used to say that, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • So much fun on AudioSurf

  • Song you play when you play Half Life. Hey, its in Half Life 2.

  • the cake is a lie!!!!!

    

  • @Haedcrab Extremely outdated memes that weren't all that funny to begin with HOOOO!!!

  • rawr rawr MUST WATCH THIS THIS IS SO KOOL BEANS!!!!! =O

  • This literally makes me feel like I'm in hell.

  • @heyyninaa Android hell that is for me xD

  • 2:37

    

  • I've been processed :s

  • 1:42 is my favorite part

  • I used to play Portal.. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • 135 people are not still alive

  • please proceed into android hell

    BLLLLAWCH

  • 135 players went to Android Hell

  • Only my right speaker has been working (my left one hasn't been working for weeks) and the ending where it goes "Are you still there?" only my left speaker worked and it was creepy. XD

  • @saiyannprince Same! Mine hasn't been working and it was the same! lol!

  • if I was a dj I would bust this out during a rave, a lot of the people wouldnt know what it was from, but they would still dance to it... DANCE MY CHILDREN, DANCE MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • 1:43 L4D Zombies

  • @TrololoMahn Nope, Chuck Tes-NOPE! Sorry... So, 1:43 = Anger core.

  • Hello.............. HEeEEEeeEElloo and welcome to the enrichment centre. HHHHHHEllo and welcome to the enrichment Cen-terr O_o

  • Goodbye~

  • This. Is. Too. Short. :(

  • 135 oeople ar victims of science

  • 1:42 Android hell = my phone

  • 135 test subjects' specimens have not been processed.

  • 1:43 ANGER CORE awaits you in Android hell.

  • that noise at 1:43 scares the shit out of every time!

  • I'm planning on making a Portal vs. Submachine mod, and this is so going in the credits.

  • 135 people aren't still there.

  • PLEASE PROCEED INTO ANDROID HELL

    BLLLAAACK

  • 135 people are a lie just like the cake

  • 135 devices have been modified!

  • 135 jews!

  • @Kostja08a u r racist just like me

    dam japines.

  • @hi13255 racist

  • 135 people werent still there.

  • 135 players couldnt get past test chamber 1

  • @SNip3RWoLf1337 They were inadequate test subjects.

  • @SNip3RWoLf1337 if they cant there a 1 year old

  • @SNip3RWoLf1337 I figure they just mistook the thumbs-down for a download button

  • argh, are you going to put it up for download, its the best!

  • and subscribed

  • badass song

  • Did you ever think that the machine was just a cover up and it actually someone behind a mic talking to you???

  • @yloplopy Yes.

    Then I stopped doing drugs.

  • those dislikers are just jealous...because there is nothing wrong with this

  • *clears throat*

    ( ノ゚Д゚)ノ "What has science done!?"

  • "Please proceed into Android Hell... BLARGH!"

    My new ringtone.

  • When ever I listen to this.. I get chills :D

  • Z3TA+ PRESETS!

  • Well you found me, congratulations, was it worth it, the only thing you have maneaged to break so far is my heart.

    Best line.

  • My favourite part is "Please proceed into android hell -- BLAAAAAAARGHHHGFDLG " so...good.

  • OMG YOUTUBE Y U NO LINK!?

  • "--Storage cube destroy--"

    brrr.... *shudder* I get very scared and chilly when that part comes up and it is my favourite for that very reason.

  • I love turrets...they so cute...I LOVE YOU GLaDOS!

  • Yes, I'm still here.

  • I broke the replay button

    0:00 here is a new button :)

  • troll goes lolol

  • please proced into andriod hell BLARAWAHHHH

  • Why do people hate Glados?

    SHE SAVED YOU IN PORTAL 2.

    YOU KILLED WHEATLEY TOGETHER.

    YOU DID EVERYTHING

    don't be hatin' on glados <3

  • @Ayxrion and she is smarter than you, SHES A COMPUTER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

  • @Ayxrion  you spoilled me =(

  • GLaDOS's heart is like the cake; it's a lie.

  • @Pi314Genuis well the cake wasn´t really a lie if you saw the end there was cake ! ;D

  • @Pi314Genuis BURNED!

  • @Pi314Genuis the semi-colon was used correctly. A+

  • Please proceed into ANDROID HELL. XD  This song's awesome

  • i just received 1 more favorited vid <3 i love it

  • 1:02 best part ;_;

  • @DutchMaplestory 1:08 is mine :D

  • @dEEplayzz Thats what a meant with 1:02 ..

    It starts @ 1:02 XD

  • this is like beethoven f*cked by goethe rearrenged by stephen hawking

  • :D Best. Song. EVER!

  • Creepiest song evah!!!!

  • lolled at the very end it went "are you still there?" LOL xD

  • This is awesome :D the 134 who have disliked this didn't know the cake was a lie :p

  • Wow! This is a great remix !

  • YES, im fking still here and MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Love portal 1 !:

  • THIS. IS. A FUCKING. WIN.

  • sweet. i keep replaying it!!!

  • Great remix <3!!

  • Was that a smoker's cough in andriod hell?

  • @necrosdarkborn Nope, that's the anger core...

  • Thank you for helping us help you help us all.

  • The play button in this video is sending a distress signal. You broke it, didn't you?

    I guess it isn't programmed for someone of your... generous... ness... I'll add a few zeros to the maximum presses. You look great, by the way.

    There, try it now.

    YAY!

  • i felt sad at 1:07  :'<

  • Do you think that after 999999 years, we'll still be listening to this?

  • @starpilot1241 in a word YES

  • Love It

    Whos up for it one M0:00RE Time?

  • @epicdude96 loool

  • This song never gets old:P

  • "dislikes" THAT WILL SHOW YOU FOR MAKING ME KILL MY COMPANION ;n;

  • "please proceed into android hell" thats going to be my "fuck off" line from now on

  • mp3 download pl0x?

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  • Best song on YouTube, i hope they will make something similar to Portal 2

  • This has to be the best song i ever heard this year

  • oooh whats in here bllahhaaarrrg

  • My gosh... This is a proof that Portal is THAT popular.

  • THE DEVICE HAS BEEN MODIFIED?!? God help us all...

  • Lol typing this while listening to the song on my droid :D

  • if some1 ever dislikes this..its by a missclick....even the mouse wont click the dislike button cuz this song is tooo epic to be disliked

  • hello bye hi this is tht words i us every day for no reson

  • yeah, i am 2:38