Tracy Morgan - Don't Be Like Mike (stand up comedy pt.4)

[WongGeGe48]

thumbs up if you actually love the crowd: confused faces, disgusted groans, awkward laughs, LOVE IT!

[anelka10]

loooooooooooool

ahahah

tracy is a funny ass dude

[HuumpDutchDodgers]

"Yes your Honor... We was sittin' in the tea cups... Mike went down on me, he gagged on it and everything." LMAO

[artdjmaster]

Where do people get 'crap crowd' from?? Everyone's laughing!!

[whitebishop1]

How can you not make jokes about someone as fucked up in the head as MJ was! lol

[Budgetbomber]

"fuck you mike i aint even a monkey im a DUUUDE!"

[drewgilchrist]

lmfao tito probably suck yo shit lmfao

[drewgilchrist]

this shit is too funny

[drewgilchrist]

this shit is too funny

[rubberband360]

not funny

[pressrolls]

SUCKS.......NOT FUNNY

[lukejeter7]

@pressrolls ur humor sucks

[PillClinton19]

BEST LINE EVER, "WITH THEM KARATE KID NIPPLES" HAH

[artdjmaster]

I just love where he goes with his jokes. I bet many ppl are afraid to even talk about Mike's pedophilia convictions.

[rmed30]

@artdjmaster : Are you serious? Are you like the dumbest fucking person on the planet? Who is afraid to talk about Michael Jackson. Every comedian on the planet made used MJ as joke fodder. There was literally not 1 person who hasn't seen or told a MJ joke. You're a fucking moron. Oh yeah and he was never convicted.

[APBTisBeast]

LMAO "everybody had jay lo but how many people let Michael Jackson suck thier dick son" ahahahahaha

[ltuomela]

haha,,,monkey the bubbles is a snitch...

[1891justin]

i once drink champagne with nipsy russel

[stephenfwindle]

classic shyt!! cant wait to see tracy tonight, Casino NB Babbbbbby

[bdgalli100]

That woman at 1:57 is loving it.

[DG3744]

Whats wrong with the crowd??? Why are they so unappreciative?

They act as they are uncomfortable to him talk dirty!!! As if they were trained to not find toilet humor funny!!! I bet if they put faggot-ass Seinfeld trhey would be crackin up!!! Seinfield is the wrost fucken commedian ever!!!

[CtrlRm]

I can't stop watching this, funny ass shit

[kourtneygirl2]

bullshit michael was a genius fuck u tracy. i really used to like u i hope u get fired from 30-rock faggot

[VeniceQueen]

@kourtneygirl2 I guess you didn't hear what he said at the end about him loving MJ and hoping none of it was true??

[kourtneygirl2]

@VeniceQueen its still really mean in the first place if he truly meant he loved michael he wouldnt have said that but ither way michael probly didnt give a crap

[Skylar2theNuckols]

@kourtneygirl2 Tracy Morgan is awesome. take your hating somewhere else hoe!

[yahoopl3]

funny shit...he must be in san francisco or something...too many faggot ass whackjob uptight liberal fuckheads in the audience

[MrLik14]

not funny at all

[Mohamedaliba]

Fucking illuminate

[IStaysGeekedUp]

THE KING OF POP SUCKED MY COCKKKKK HA HA!

[solidblood]

FUCK 50

[arcanequiver]

RIP michael jackson



[manweller1]

This is brilliant comedy wasted on a crap crowd.

[NeoTRP]

fucking SF yuppies in the audience

[kenyatta1000]

You don't like to climb trees? lol too funny!!

[pedrogarcia30]

Give me that glove!

[misszallienicole]

Lmao @ "nigga tore his shirt off and you saw rib cage" that is so true...but whatever I don't think mike did it and I adore him. Mj forever!

[AbabyThatWasntAbortd]

i like tracy but he crossed that line, Michael was innocent

[preemptivestrike20]

@AbabyThatWasntAbortd You're a retard. Congrats.

[AbabyThatWasntAbortd]

@preemptivestrike20 npo you;re the one who's a retard, get facts and not gossip

[SuperOONz]

You need to come over to my grandmama crib and get a plate, talk to me. whats happenin muthafukka? pick yo nose up man, pick yo shit up. lol

[Bud90]

LOL MAN WOW! This stand up has me in tears, my head is literally spinning from laughing, I don't understand why it seems like half of the audience isn't enjoying his jokes lol!!

[artdjmaster]

I noticed people were wining and dining, shoot I wouldn't be doing that at a Tracy Morgan show LOL

[silver2zilver]

I don't know man. I laugh easy, I laugh at a lot of things. I'm one to find realistic things funny, none of that corny shit. But I havn't even smiled yet alone laughed at this and i'm 4 videos in.

[dellinger1000]

30 ma fucas aint got no funny bone niGGA!!

[GOODLUCK419]

one of the greatest ever!!!!LIKE A PIMP!!!!

[TheAxis456]

ORANGE SODA MOTHA FUCKA!!!

[ryanb113n]

look at the bourgeois couple in the front row, right in front of the stage. They dont deserve to be there.

[17thchamber]

he looks like method man had a chubby ninja turtle baby

[whitebishop1]

Man, this guy is awesome, but the audience sucks.

[Hdiggy06]

yo! where's part 5??????????????? You could of numbered these better!

[talkal0t]

@swill00 Your mama stole all of my stand up vids. LOL!

[talkal0t]

man anybody could do what he's doing. this is corny

[villasukat]

@talkal0t true dat. but the thing is, he's the one doing it.

[talkal0t]

@villasukat True dat! Wait Till I start posting some some vids. Subscribe to my channel b4 It blows!!!

[lupischuckle]

"Pick your nose up...." Fuckin' love TM.

[wildfire04j]

Dont see number 3 lol! Went from 1-2-4 :p

[ipodtouchruler101]

I'm not even a real monkey I'm a dude! Yes your honor, I saw him sucking Tracy Morgan's dick lol :) best part lol Tracy is the man lol :)

[celliusjean]

@thebigpentertainment

There is people will you curse out MJ before, and after his death....like Bill Maher

[thebigpentertainment]

Amazing how many people cussed out Michael when he was alive and now hes dead they all love him for because that way they can get a bit of publicity for themselves i mean this bullshitter on the G Force press interview wears an MJ shirt fucking Fakes make me sick keep it REAL

[whitebishop1]

Now this is comedy! ;-)

[1nortegrower4xiv]

hes high as fuck lol

[RocjR23]

4:33 she is soooooooooooooooooooooo sexy hot damn.....

[Blackshayde]

Sjones you dummy, the Jackson's grew up in Gary, Indiana, one of the worst fuckin' places on the planet.

[IvanAdizero8]

haha pick ur nose upp...crazy glue da shit backk ..

thizz foo is hella funny..

[MilwaukeeBeats]

They knock on your door at 6' oclock in the morning. You be lookin out the peephole like this "Yo, get da fuck away from my door mothafucka. Get them fucking books away, them Watchtowers. Get the fuck outta here."

[dwells1986]

ppl that learned about tracy morgan thru 30 rock had no idea bot this nigga. i been watching his shit since he was on snl in the 90s. dat nigga is fuckin crazy lmao.

[pwizzleful]

this MFer is da truf

[Sjones675]

You need to come back to the fuckin' hood man LOL what hood? he was never in the hood to begin with

[TheAlyward]

lmao you can tell pretty much whole crowd came thinking this sit was going to be his soft sitcom shit lol

[JonCOCOLOMBIAN]

''michael stook his finger in lil kids butt whole'' hahahahaha ''you let him down''

[Ensor125]

"karate ki i i d" HAAAAA i caught you laughin tracy, morgan is the man

[1990devilsangel]

lol shit this is funny lol

[Nanaman12345]

Tracy's so damn good.

[TheCrossover2]

"fuck u mike im not even a real monkey im a DUDE!"hahahahaha

[rocky0240]

this shit has me rollin! this fool should do more stand up. no humor like dark humor!

[FlowerRFabulous]

lol "pick yuh nose up, yuh ish fell" lol omg omg omg soo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! love him!!

[aliceinchains898]

muthafucka ripped his shirt off and you saw rib cage LMFAO nipples and shit that wasnt sexy wen u sw all that rib cage LMFAOOOOOOOO

[scottmercado]

@1:05

lmao "mo'fuckas dont climb trees mike! get the FUCK OUT THE TREE!!!"

lmao!!!! xD

[scottmercado]

this whole shit from begining to end is halarious

[Bbopflav212]

This shit is funny!! I'm gonna go see him at the Apollo at the end of the month. I hope he tones it down a lil cuz I'm gonna go see it with my pops! That's gonna be awkward.

[tdotK1D]

@Bbopflav212 aha good luck with that

[blazeofglory78]

"He gagged on it and everything, he say 'gggooocc!'  Thn he said 'he-he!'" LMFAO!!!

[Terra812]

Nothing offends me... In fact my sense of humor is pretty fkin twisted.

Sure Tracy Morgan might be "Tellin the Truth" but this "shit" isn't funny ... it's shit.

[jamesdburt]

Tracy is as real as it gets. Honesty at all costs. I wish we were all that way. There would be no regrets. Awesome!

[Darkskinnded]

He had the Karate kid nipples! Ralph Machio gotta feel that one.

[noyoublow]

yew dont like to climb trees? i like how he furrows his eyebrows right after

[muppetnambla8]

this is outstanding

tracy is true fucking blue

[nl102]

yes your honor I saw him sucking Tracy's dick in the teacups lol

[ghettogurlmd]

I love Micheal Jackson soo muuch.. but get the fuck out the tree..

[sleepymac7]

did trace just bite the trees bit? who did that bit first was it katt or c rock? dont really care though.

[davesim100]

tracy morgan is the realest comedian

[knp814]

Did he do these jokes before Katt williams?

[tick757]

dis nigga said karate kid nipples aaaaaaaaahahahahhaaaaaaaaa lmao!~

[lois0must0die]

WOW LMFAO!

[itkirkeyboy]

tracy morgan looks just like busta rhymes

[NewarkWilder]

LOL, he's so intense!

[MrCuculoco]

5:39 lol look at dat dude gettin his drink on

[RawwestHide]

this nigga is hilarious

[penn707]

Tracy once banged Rosie O'Donnell. She had to pay him $30.

[mid918]

lol hollaa! fuck 50 lol . 50 is the best, i met him. pow!

[AirbagDeployed]

1:54 asian lady... the best.

[AirbagDeployed]

i love how all these people came expectin' some stupid snl black guy and they get this raw ass motha' fucka'... FUCK U YUPPIES!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! the greatest!

[erikinhawaii]

Can you imagine, some weed a case a beer with this guy ??!! Fucking all time best !

[WAKEUPshift111]

@erikinhawaii that would be some epic shit

[erikinhawaii]

@WAKEUPshift111 - Really, TM is a funny mother fucker. A true hang out with the boys funny guy. i love the uncomfortable atmosphere he makes there...LOL

[PlowThrough8]

@erikinhawaii How Bout An Eight Ball And A Bottle Of Tron

[erikinhawaii]

@PlowThrough8 - Now you are taking it to another level...hanging wit da big boys now.

[PlowThrough8]

@erikinhawaii LOL

[blazeofglory00]

@erikinhawaii lol him n ghostface killa

[TheGreenArrow100]

@erikinhawaii drugs are bad fucking cunt./

[erikinhawaii]

I never said anything about pharmaceutical drugs or the CIA imported heroin ! Yea, maybe I shouldn't have put "beer" in that comment- that drug is way too destructive. Thanks for the reminder. ( are you US public schooled ? Just wondering)

[TheGreenArrow100]

@erikinhawaii Yes im in public school but i hate weed and drugs its horrible..

[erikinhawaii]

@TheGreenArrow100 - HOMEWORK- start reading on on hemp and how useful it really is. Then, research how many people die a year from pharmaceutical drugs and alcohol. "Weed" is not a bad drug whatsoever. As a matter of fact, I don't think there are any major deaths from it. And lastly, why do you run your mouth using words like "fucking" and "cunt

[jamesodinson]

@TheGreenArrow100 let me guess, you smoked weed once and got all paranoid an emberassed yourself right?

[TheGreenArrow100]

@jamesodinson ill never touch that shit.

[lizerdon]

@TheGreenArrow100 your mom is bad fucking ass hole (i bet she droped you lots of times when you were a baby...)

[8mukushla8]

this shit aint funny

[NazoZero]

@8mukushla8

He's fucking hilarious when he's not acting retarded.

[Tmants5654]

@8mukushla8 You're a fucking idiot

[8mukushla8]

@Tmants5654 fuck you!!

[JimenezLeon]

f*ck 50 lol

[xxoxxsmash]

Non mainstream stand up... Tracy is as good as it gets...fuck em!

[asd910ddm]

not funny sorry

[CitySkin09]

This dude is too funny! YOU DON'T LIKE TO CLIMB TREES?

[opla83]

ya yo

[natesot]

I never saw him on 30 Rock or SNL i fell in love with him on Howard Stern he is the funniest comedian out there. He gose on howard and just gose they let him loose he is sooo funny!!!!

[noraaron4321]

oh come on tracy... god he is so much funnier when he's just playing dumb.i love him in 30 rock

[DudeLove1996]

Fuck you Mike I ain't even a real monkey I'm a dude a fucking midget!

[Goodwith2005]

Lots of drunks in this audience and I can see why..the material may be funny with someone else doing it...he's just vulgar

[purplekushsurfer]

LOL your a pussy,So what if people are drunk at a comedy show???Your mad because he insulted your hero Michael Jackson...Tracy Morgan>>

[grim102590]

This was before katt William

[thew1seone]

u dumb katt been do'n comedy.. just not commerical .... they all know eachother...

[October124eva]

Stealing Katt Williams Shit.smh

[Docentino]

KW ain't worthy of smelling Tracy's farts

[insanechimpanzee]

penny loafers ahahahaha

[JH16]

The way the clip ended was kinda prophetic. Didnt think about it til just now when i saw it.

[silvershan]

@JH16 uh wow, the weed wore off huh?

[ReGGieMiLLer32]

"Michael Jackson sucked my dick...WHAT!...HOLLA!...FUCK 50!" lmao

[AtlantaAngel84]

Hilarious. Poor Mike, was the butt of so many jokes.

[justbeingstacey]

yeah mike we know you wasn't guilty you were a victim of conspiracy.

R.I.P MICHAEL

[norcal707gt]

hell yea this is good tracy . i like watching him it remoinds me of eddie in RAW . like doent give a fcuk and if it makes you uncomfortable...good. he is talkin real shit that people think but dont have the guts to discuss publicly. i thank him for that!!

[thefriendsociety]

i love you idiots debating this shit lIke this is funny because this and that, this shit is funny if your a real human being

[gmax885]

yo funny as shit

[NTBao]

Love Tracy when he's on 30 rock. Hate him on stand ups. Dude kills me whenever he's acting on that TV show. His stand up is a complete different "funny". Which is not funny to me at all.

[raylopezjr]

That's the beauty of it NTBao... it's so deranged it makes you uncomfortable and it leaves you thinking... is this an act?

[Jahrass7]

hilarious

[JimHrdz]

This shit is RAW!!!! real shit!!!

[buttapecan1]

yo tracy's funny yuh fuck, and why dis damn battyfish a cuss,watch queer eye if you dont wish to feel dissed

[ebsluva]

This shit is extra funny cuz every1 in the audience is embarrassed at his jokes, i love lookin at thier facial expressions lolol

[310thegame228]

bubbles the monkey lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooo

[RockAfella73]

A MAN was built to mate with a WOMEN notice our privates .. the dick fits the poussy and they make babys together like its supposed to be dick and hairy asshole wasnt made for each other and i dont remember seeing a baby born out of a mans stinkin asshole. IM A GAY BASHER AND ILL BASH YOUR GAY HEAD IN so fuck off

[herbie747]

"Fuck that shit motherfucker" x 100 - yeah, hilarious.

[die4uyes]

Worst crowd. He is SO funny, those people need to be fucked in the ass.

[justjayarrsteiner]

People still have this haircut???

4:32

[msphyl31]

"He need to comeover to my Grandmomma house and get a plate!"  LOL

[gothicgarden2006]

climbing trees. i remember that. that was like seeing ET for the first time as a kid.

[avalanchesoul]

hood genius

[DCDRIDERS]

NOW HE LOVES MJ!

[zulukline]

Yea, all those people trashed talked him now they're so hurt and love him. People don't know what they have until it's gone. Gone Forever. And they wished they hadn't have said the things they did.

[Yadada2626]

Tito proly sucked yo dick but Michael didn't...LMAO!

[1999CAPONE]

1:56 FEELING IT

[lleris74]

That's the problem, some people in this audience are full of shit. It's funny though because Tracy is so real those fake ass people can't get with what he's saying. People like that piss me off anyway because they want to act saintly on the outside, but when they're alone they are some of the sickest mothafuckas on earth, male or female.

[KENFO88]

see datz wat im TALKING BOUT damn't

sum folks be rying ta frount like dey anit never herd or hav done some of dat stuff he talking bout ! ! !

[toegangsinbreuk]

@lleris74

take a chill pill

[2010raquan]

@lleris74 true

[dekude]

the bad audience members are part of what makes this so funny. their looks of disgust are hilarious.

[djskizmarkey]

true !very true

[mattincalifornia]

Women are the worst audience members. I know this by first hand experience. They are the first to heckle you and the last to laugh. I agree with 'dump1onu' this crowd is stuck up

[dump1onu]

this crowd is stiff. this shit is hilarious!!!

[wallyera]

yes your honor.. we were sitting in the teacups.. mike went down on me..

[yezziryezzir123]

im glad hes back on SNL

[clj055]

everybody had sumthin 2 say abt mike jamie steve etc but deep down inside they regret it