Bad Santa Bar Scene

[TheNewWorldMan69]

fuck you left out the part where she asked him if he has a name and he just says yes lmao

[XxXShadySinisterXxX]

"Little boy don't interfere I am doing this for all of us"

[THENYCBALLER]

elf fuckers

[jkd1381]

"Are you off your meds?" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thecheesburgler]

@jkd1381 "....Yes, but that is not what this is about."

[Dakillazny]

ass clown lmao

[mmazour]

can anyone tell me why this indian guy is telling him hes not gay

[beani24329]

@mmazour Because he was staring down the Indian guy at the bar

[shomocake]

motherfucker bitch

[fosterkid117]

Elf Fucker! And then the raping begins

[PindleofKujata]

Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.

[evilphil]

Always loved the camera work at the beginning there... pan, pan, pan (guy from "Office Space" staring angrily) GO BACK.

[RgerrardS]

peanut butter butt fuck jelly face

[theatlantean3]

my brother lost an arm in vietnam fightin you fuckers.........lol. The guy's Indian or something, lol.........great scene

[silverstreak492]

faggy claus

[thCODking91]

ELF FUCKER

[KKEtokommasoulae]

"I AM NOT GAY"

[SagarThakkar]

are you off your fucking meds? YES, but that isn't what this is about! lmaooo

[todd8333]

I bet this guy was raped by santa when he was a kid.

[11karg]

whos the bitch now HAHAHAHAHA

[msinclair1991]

I like it when every drunk redneck begins their sentences with "Let me tell you something, motherfucker." That cracks me up everytime.

[MrIbrown603]

YOUR AS QUER AS A @ DOLLAR BILL

[dirksnider]

let me tell ya something mother fuckER.

[jesusmcsanders]

my brother lost a goddamn arm fighting you fuckers in vietnam

[killabee1981]

little boy, dont interfere, Im doing this for all of us!!!!!! classis...lol

[killabee1981]

little boy, dont interfere, Im doing this for all of us!!!!!! classis...lol

[mosharma134]

santa tells theIndian "my brother lost his God damn arm fighting you fuckers in Vietnam" HAHAHA

[tjbaker856]

lol i love billy bob's expression @ 0:26 he's just like, is that dude really staring me down hardcore?? haha after he shouts What he's like im too drunk for this... -_-

[Ribeyeangus]

Faggy Clause FTW

[erkanen]

I WANT BILLY BOB TO STAR IN THE NEXT MOVIE WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY SOFIA COPPOLA.GO!

[MrTubeDot]

I want this santa man fvck me..please..i'm horny..fvck me santa.

[ariesscorpiorising]

elf fukker!! ;-O TeeHee!! ;)

[thisizALEX66]

Lol he was looking at him all gay !

[bamboneski]

your as queer as a 10 dollar bill...lmfao

[officerbarbrady]

faggy claus

[lora5627]

ahahaha im dying this scene is so fuckin weird and hilarious at the same time

[Firefighter5475]

Whoever thought of this was a complete genius. 

[grapej00se]

Yes... but taht isn't what this is about.

Hhahahahaha, greatest line delivery in acting history

[wrangler2106]

6 people are ASSCLOWNS!

[danreino91]

The lunatic looks like Albert Pujols !

[danielward9]

ASSCLOWN!



[cooley0071]

He's been doing that mall Santa scam for years, that guy was a kid he called gay that has knowledge of him fucking 1 of his elf assistants.

Once you get that it makes the wole thing funnier cause he remembered the guy still.

[TQXPreturns]

are u off ur fucking meds?

[edinscot56789]

"What?" Everyone turns around lol!

[ihaterabbits696]

was he trying to rape him?

[tna19931]

ASS CLOWN lol

[merkfools13]

my brother lost a god damn arm fightin' you fuckers in vietnam!

[Sayah162]

Lmao, Fat kid comes in and trys to save Santa from a lunatic.

[hinata750]

little boy dont interfer im doing this for all of us lol

[casterlord]

For real what was his problem

[wik59]

are you out of your fuckin meds,,,,,

[islamDick]

Who is the 6 ass clowns that  dislike this scene?

[islamDick]

This scene is a classic!!!

[321330078]

Ur as queer as a ten dollar bill, LOOOOOL!!

[nikashamit87]

"fighting you fuckers in vietnam"

Confused Racist

[sugarcubicle]

@nikashamit87

Pull the stick out.

[kukluxxxx]

0:20 - 0:30 is the best

[PrimoFreak]

Ass Clown

[bubediscuss]

"are you off your fuckin' meds?"

"yes. but thats not what this is about"

[Danishkringle3000]

At 0:22 I almost pissed my pants laughing!!!

[CaptainPommby]

Elf focka!!!!

[Querupt]

Are you off your fuckin meds? Classic

[BURNINxSENSATION]

what the fuck was that guys problem?

[666JESUSWILLBURN666]

You're as queer as a ten dollar bill

:D

[TomAraya23]

@666JESUSWILLBURN666

hahahhaha

that was funny shit

[jnkphoto]

The best part was omitted...f**k me santa

[LCWmachinima]

IAMZNAWTGAYE

[JBmiddleOFnoWHERE]

RICK NELSON is singing Jingle Bells in the background!!!! That just made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bcgabriot]

fuck me santa fuck me santa fuck me santa

[brenchtoast44]

Samir?

[vishnumukundan]

Im doing this for all of us....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

[ariesscorpiorising]

I'm doing this for all of us!!!!!!!!!!  ;O

[theprankster234]

my fav part of the whole movie lmfao

[bossr07]

ASS CLOWN

[pratikh]

If the kid hadn't shown up, I wonder how far this scene would've gone.

[joeparsons79]

i cant help but lose it when he says "your queerer than a 10 dollar bill" lol...this scene is one of the funniest in the movie.

[Mr619BOii]

hahaha "ASS CLOWN"

[tthomaselli2]

1:30.; This guy's watched way too many of Chris Jericho's old, classic & original WWF promos. Lol.

[SPARTAN112CE]

ELF FUCKAR!

[phatcrayonz]

Best line in a movie ever! "my brother lost an arm fighting u fuckers in Vietnam"

[Bunker191990]

the best part is when Santa is lookin around and the guy is giving him dirty looks and continues to look around then quickly glances back to see if he was being watched!!

[2004PontiacGTO]

whos the bitch now santi claws, santi claws

[Jonny13Blaze]

"Let me tell you something mother fucker, My brother lost a God Damn arm fightin' you fuckers in Vietnam"..... Ass Clown

[bamboneski]

comedy central ran this uncensored all night last x-mas....i made my kids watch...funny

[Knicks33Fan]

1:30

[ballsnface123]

hahaha this nigga is off his meds.... i am not gay wtf mannnnnnn

[Bloodshotbuddah]

"My brother lost a God damn arm fighting you fuckers in vietnam"

FUCKING PRICELESS

[A86]

My guess: He was raped/molested by a mall Santa when he was a kid and it sexually confused him. Now he takes out his frustration on other mall Santas.

[indiesk8r1]

@A86 That would be a good assumption if he were simply a normal drunk guy. The part about him being "off his meds" seems to imply that the whole thing may be simply a delusion.

[stojy161994]

I am not gay, What the hell buddy, Buddy? I said i am not gay, Are you off your fucking meds or something?, Yes but that isnt what this is about your as queer as a ten dollar bill, Well let me tell you something motherfucker my brother lost a goddamn arm fighting you fuckers in Vietnam so I want you to look at me i want you to look at my face one last fucking time this is the last thing your ever gonna see, Elf fucker whose the bitch now santy claus

[666JESUSWILLBURN666]

@stojy161994 we can hear everything they say in the video retard

[stojy161994]

@666JESUSWILLBURN666 Fuck you bitch, knowing how retarded you are thats why i wrote that so retards like you can read it FUCK YOU

[666JESUSWILLBURN666]

@stojy161994 lol :')

[JIK24Pranks]

"don't interfere, I am doing this for all of us!" lol

[CALAdmin88]

" Are you off your fucking meds or something?"

"Yes"

lol

[87kittygirl]

You as queer as a 10 dollar bill

[SirStiffal0t]

I AM NOT GAY!

[ChrisUlf]

"Who is the bitch nåw Santi Klås...Santi Klås"

HAHA! ROFL!

[xxxjokesonyouxxx]

hahaha "are you off your fucking meds or something"

[Brew4me111]

maybe ur the one who should be on meds, did u ever think of that?

[RozzDarkly]

wtf. "AssClown" haha

[hazardous1990]

"FAGGY CLAUS...FAGGY!!".

[wrestlingbrian123]

chris jericho came up with ass clown

[TapouT1TapouT]

stupid spam you fucking ass clowns

[fxmark07]

What's all this spamming you ass clowns.

[LMxRagnorokx]

queer as a ten dollar bill lol

[Psykz2010]

you are as queer as ah 10 dollar bill!!!

[XeariDFN]

hahaahhha

TURN AROUND ELF FUCKARRR

WHOS THE BITCH NOW, SANTYY CLAWS

[iomliverbird096]

i have the dvd thanks...

[iomliverbird096]

how did they come up with this shit no one knows wtf is going on... its soo fucking funny hahahah

[AngelosWins]

Little boy, don't interfere. I'm doing this for all of us!

[riazomonero]

ass clown hahahahahaha.

great movie.

[HerculesRockefellerr]

ASS CLOWN

[HappyYOOGS]

"I am not gay"

Funny way to start a conversation lolz...

[clintbeed]

Best Bad Santa Scene

[OrochiBorgieman]

We need a sequel for this...badly.

[NotSoUniversal]

no...

[richiekotzen]

agreed. but bernie mac and john ritter are dead. I don't think it could be as good as this one. although, I didn't really like this film after the first time I saw it. it took me some time to appreciate.

this is the best scene in the movie. chuckle every time I see it.

"it would be nice to have that kind of job security."

[biggie186]

Haha holly shit ,

" little boy don't interfer, am doing this for all of us!!! " swear I wet myself a little xD

[oildrumgang]

Assclown lol

[wik59]

are you out of your fuckin meds or something?

[toophatpoyo]

@wik59

Yes

[RunEd51]

i really never understood this part. wtf?

[mseales]

@RunEd51

It's just a silly, random moment in the movie they used to tie Thornton's character to the kid's. Believe me, I've met crazier people at the bars I've gone to.

[jarightnour]

goddam,greatest christmas movie of all time!!

[stonerguy19666]

Elf fucker?!!!! lol

[Afrikaner1988]

haha, my brother lost an arm fighting you fuckers in vietnam.

[guitarfan00000000]

hahaha faggy claus

[ch1ngons1mon]

ELF FUCKER!

[bmxrider637]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 0:50

[stuijn]

that is my favorite part. All out of nowhere.

[aboynamedmass]

buddy i said i am not gay

[skerg671]

"ASS CLOWN" hahahaha

[megamarsonic]

"WHO'S THE BITCH NOW, SANTY CLAUS!!!"

xD xD xD Me and my friends were just talking about this scene this morning.

[wik59]

are you out of your fuckin meds or something

[scarface82us]

yes, but that isn't what this is about, you're as queer as a ten dollar bill....LOL

[xtakisx]

my brother lost an arm fightn you fuckers in vietnam...

[filomedio]

quitaron la mejor parte

[hitlerpoop]

Maybe he was molested by a guy in a santa clause outfit when he was a kid.

[mistralmail]

@hitlerpoop He is acting like he was. I feel sorry for him.

[PimpinPikmin]

Faggy Claus LOL.

[TheDtj18]

0:24 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG

[spasm37]

My brother lost an arm fighting you fuckers in Vietnam!

[87kittygirl]

I wonder if the gay guy got sexualy molested by a store santa the one who said I AM NOT GAY LOL

[Izekial56]

1:30 lol.

[spasm37]

Little boy don't interfere! I'm doing this for all of us!

[Delta0prative]

Just sitting in a bar minding your own business and there's some random guy across the room giving you the Death Stare. Priceless.

[sean007s]

yes....but that doesn't matter.....your as square as a 10 dollar bill....LOL

[Jaspyboy]

i think it's "you're as QUEER as a ten dollar bill" :P

[jonasbrosshalldie]

Ass Clown?!!! hahaha, wtf is that supposed to mean!

[SexiiiBoy313]

Think

[littlelozy]

i am not gay

[Josh360]

FAGGI CLAUSE!

[MuNsTer2k9]

hilarious

iam not g a y

[eurogirl100]

"Ass Clown!" LMFAO!!!

[Vergadoce]

Hey guys, I was in brooklyn this weekend getting tanked at a friend's bar. I look over and I say, "that's the guy from bad santa." No one believes me. So the bartender looks at his credit card and we search his name on my phone. Sure enough, it's him. He realizes I'm staring and I say to him, "I am not gay!" It was the funniest shit ever. He cracked the hell up. They were disturbed that I remembered this scene so well, but it's so absurd its fucking hilarious

[Ciamtheman]

"Are you off your fuckin' meds or something?" "Yes" Best line ever xD

[Cinder90]

Da hahaha "Faggy clause" :D Is this man even from Vietnam?

[coscientology]

no but willy is pretty drunk

[OrochiBorgieman]

Ever since that movie, I now use Assclown as my regular vocabulary.

[85000]

santi claus jajajajajjaajjaajaj XD

[1987RichBrowsa]

From 19-31 seconds is the best. LMAO!

[jakass987]

lol ass clown

[AngryRantUK666]

I AM NOT GAY!!!

[DarrelM5000]

TUNE AROUND ELF FUCKER! WHOSE THE BITCH NOW SANTY CLAUSE, FAGGY CLAUSE, FAGGY!!!! ASS CLOWN!!!!..... XD hahahaha

[stevensgirlohio]

lmao !!!!!!!!

[bulls73]

all billiebobs movies are good because he does the asshole-role so good

[HamidKalil]

"...fighting you fuckers in VIETNAM!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA this scene is so absurd, haven't seen a funnier movie in ages!

[hotchik9986]

LOL tune around elf fucker faggy clause, so was that guy gonna rape him or what?

[stuckvanilla]

"queer as a ten dollar bill"

LOL

[riez07]

dude, did you cut this video?, I'm looking for the pumping scene in the car!