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  • you are freaking gorgeous.

  • krawwwwww

  • You summed up Michael Bay nicely.

    And If I had to add one more thing.....EXPLOSIONS!!!

  • A British critic best described Transformers as like ; "an angry washing machine shitting in your mouth". I would have to agree.

  • @jamescat1

    That quote makes me think of Ben Croshaw.

  • Got a Decepticon mark too, bro, cheers

  • Amen brother. It was my exact same reaction. I loved Transformers growing up, I would watch it whenever it was on. Even watched Beast Wars and Beast Machines when those came out many years later. Then I saw the teaser trailer for a Transformers movie 'YESSSSSSS!' Then I saw in the credits 'Directed by Michael Bay' 'OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' I knew it was going to be total shit, And indeed it was..... I feel your pain

  • I liked the movies. And as a child I was all about TF. the worst day of my life was when i left my G1 Optimus Prime at day care. So all I had left was the Trailer. lol. But Michael Bay is a Douch. But the movie had a lot of awesome action fighting scenes. I see my kids loving the same characters I grew up with. Its kinda cool. I know TF will never be as cool or as real as it was for our generation but at least the Transformers can be enjoyed by the next generation in its own way.

  • Sweet Decepticon Tattoo!

  • its the HECK coming to get you LOL!

  • south park ftw

  • That lighting works well with ur hair and skin tone nice tattoo

  • it was a pretty good movie.. even if it was directed by Michael

  • Your hair is badass!

  • You know who's an awesome director just like Michael Bay? Uwe Boll. They should team up and make a movie together. Keanu Reeves could be the main actor.

  • LOL

  • rofl awesome

  • I have to say I agree with you tooltime. I didn't hate the first movie. It wasn't all it could have been, but I still enjoyed it for what it was. And after all the Marvel movies I've seen, I've come to accept that movie adaptations just can't live up to my expectations.

    However, I've just seen Revenge of the Fallen and it was horrible. They ruined the characters they set up in the first one, added in new characters that were terrible, and the only jokes in the movie were toilet humour. wtf?

  • So true. I came out of the movie thinking it was just...well...ok. The only impressive parts of the film were the visuals and special effects which are almost stereotypical with Michael Bay's films. Fire Michael Bay! Give control of the movies to Steven Spielberg. He'd do a better job and he'd actually do his research.

  • Also, nice Team America reference and South Park clip!

  • Damn! I loved that movie. I went into the Theater hoping to see Autobots kicking Decepticons asses. I was not disappointed. Sure, he may not have a grasp on characters or depth, but he can create some amazing battles. That's all I really wanted. Maybe he should just write the action and not take on the director job. I knew you would hate it!!! I don't know, I liked it......

  • woohooo...show the tat again!!!

  • Nice Team america reference in comments

    btw your tf tat looks a bit...squished.

  • lmao funny kinda like Revenge of the Fallen (jk Revenge of the Fallen wasn't even funny it just sucked)

  • Everyone keeps saying that the critics are wrong and that the sales for the movie prove that. I beg to differ. You know what else was a runaway hit when it came out? Ghostbusters II, a movie which is now reviled, since it no longer has the benefit of nostalgia to get people to watch it.

    Mark my words, Revenge Of The Fallen is a flash-in-the-pan success, and when we're two or three years out from this, the nostalgia junkies will start changing their tune.

    This was an awful movie.

  • Haha total rofl for the "pewpew" and explosion sounds, cheers..

  • You have fallen prey to the childhood ruination fallacy. A movie is not capable of ruining your childhood; if you see a movie relating to your childhood, it only ruins your adulthood.

    And seriously, why is your childhood entirely based on Transformers?

  • The movie was good.

  • that transformers tat would have been great to me a few years ago, but after that movie came out I'd be rather ashamed to have that on my body :(.

  • transformers tattoo huh?

    Now i know why your called tool time

  • Oh? Your a TF fan? I take it you were one of the dudes on Seibs that Were Really upset about bay and that Kid?

  • The transformers movie sucked. Transformers is about the fucking transformers--the humans are an after thought. But that damn movie was fucking centered around a dorky human boy getting some pussy.

    Where's the win in that?

    Nowhere; that's where.

  • I remember when Vhs players would wreck tapes as well. I think back in those years. My parents went through about three or more players in that era. Of Vcrs eating tapes and stuff. I would watch the show Transformers on tv as well. Along with a number of other shows. My personal favorite character fromt he series was Starscream. I just have always liked these villains. That aren't all one dimensional. With just a set of very predictable objectives. Conflicted villains are just awesome.

  • Man, that's a badass tatoo.

  • how come you're not sweating? i sweat when its 0 degrees lol

  • I hate Michael Bay.

  • Oh man, that was hilarious!

    "Whats wrong with Michael Bay?"  hahahaha!

  • LOL! Michael Bay blows.

    -"Mo"

  • the 2nd one is amazing loved it!

  • You got a transformer tattoo thats awesome

    Whats wrong with Michael Bay? LOL

  • stop complaining australia is a hot mofo lol..

    but hahahhahahaha

  • I guess I'll just have to wait for the Riff Trax version....

  • It did suck ass.

  • Well done. Michael Bay created a long ass boring piece of shit movie called Transformer 2 lawl

  • HA ha ha.Awesome!

  • About Micheal Bay: LOL...well, that and some slowmotion of the heroes are what his films basically boil down to :D

    I hate Micheal Bay films...especially when they are produced by Jerry Bruckheimer :D

  • The one bit of geek consolation that I could offer you is that Bay has demonstrated and solidified the marketability of the Transformers licence. This almost guaranties that at some point in the future their will a "rebooting" of th franchise.

  • 'Pearl Harbor sucked - & I miss you!'

    I love that song!

  • the movie still ruled........

  • it would have been funnier if you edited it so your impression of michael bay was exactly the same both times

  • 90 degrees is nothing.. it was 48 degrees celcius here (thats 120 fahrenheit) last summer :(

  • I just read a recent review of Transformers 2. It read, "watching this film was like watching paint dry while being hit over the head with a frying pan." Sound about right.

  • Its 90 degrees in the room and you are wearing black?

  • MORE FUNNY!

  • The Transformers are cool.....but a tattoo????????? wow.

  • I disagree, I think something like Transformers is perfect for his style. Hamlet, no, robots that turn into cars and shit that blows shit up, yes.

  • Transformers was just a teen romance with giant robots plugged into it...2nd one doesn't look much better. I mean, I remember some interview about guys talking about "character rivalry between Megatron and Starscream", I saw the movie, and they both had like...3 lines each in the entire movie...

  • the only way to watch the first movie is to fast forward during the stupid human scenes and just get to the robot parts. the movie won't be too coherent either way. Peter's right - Michael Bay was the wrong guy to do these films.

  • Jeez, does anyone else accidentally type "tootime" instead of "tooltime" when searching? I see one person below me who does. Call me immature, but every time I do, I crack up because it says "toot". o_0

  • You don't look like it's 90 degrees. You looked showered and clean and happy and healthy. Thanks for showing your tat...reminds me of when you said you did a recent blogtv shirtless and so I went to blogtv for the first time and - no shirtless Peter. Just 2 people in divided frames talking at the same damn time without knowing it. You've suddenly become a tease.

  • I have a transformers tattoo also.

  • lolol

  • lol. this is a side of tooltime that I haven't see before XD

  • I never heard of MIchael Bay either.  I guess the point is he substitutes CGI for actual plot?

  • I don't think anyone sincerely goes to see a movie about robot aliens based on a toy and expects to see high art. The transformers are just a vessel for a film to be made about cool explosions and crazy special effects. I just don't get it. I think Michael Bay is a pretty good guy, eh uses lens flare and doesnt afraid of anything.

  • You need air conditioning. Heat destroys computers.

  • I can't control myself. Tootime is smart and hot! Don't flame me please.

  • Michael Bay nostril-raped my childhood.

  • If you are going to play South Park clip, you should have also mentioned the one with saving movies from their directors. Maybe you need to save Transformers from Michael Bay.

  • I am not a Transformers fan, but I can see what you mean. I am actually a fan of Dragonball, and I did not bother to see the movie because it looks like a bad movie. I guess Hollywood does this too all movies. I guess it's only a movie, and the important thing is that they make money. I guess it is just a way to appeal to a new audience, but I do not know much of the movie industry.

  • lol. I thought that was how all little boys played with transformers??

  • yeeeeeeeeeees tooltime!!!!!!! finally someone who agrees the michael Bay sucks. The movie litterally 2 hours of explosions and 30 mins of the mom getting high.

  • The animated movie rocked. The best thing we can expect from this new one is a lot of minutes of Megan Fox, preferably undressed.

  • I saw the Transformers sequel at the midnight showing (not because I was excited to see it, but because I was asked to go), It was horrible, not nearly as bad as the X-Men Origins movie, but horrible nonetheless.

  • LOL

  • Dude, i like you and your videos, but... am i the only one wondering why you take sooooo long to get to the point in most of your videos?

    Try & make them more concise & snappy. Peace!

  • I had a very similar reaction to the idea that JJ Abrams was going to do Star Trek. I wasn't gonna watch it, I got talked into going to see it and it sucked really bad, now everyone is raving about it and I'm like nooo it's bad, don't you understand, he's the guy who did Lost, it's bad! No one gets it, but hey...ya Trek some you Transform some ;)

  • seriously, michael bay needs a FILM DIRECTING 1ON1 course.

  • Your Michael Bay impression was hilarious!

  • YOU ROCK DUDE!!!!

  • Best. Preview. Ever.

    (And yes, there was a bit too many explosions, but it was to the point that you can laugh about it, and still enjoy the movie.)

  • so are you saying you didnt like the movie?

  • Looooooooooooool i noticed your hair looked swaety on your last video, that explains a lot.

  • Peter, I disagree with your take on transformers...kinda. And here's why. I actually think the good parts of the first movie (which was offensively stupid) were whenever things we spinning around and blowing up everywhere -- those were actually entertaining scenes. My problem with the first movie is that a more appropriate title would have been:

    Shia LaBeouf Gets Laid -- with special guest stars The Transformers.

  • you actually hit the nail on the head. shit blowing up is fine, but at least have SOME substance behind it.

    also, I hate Shia LaBeouf and I have no idea why he is getting so many high profile roles. his romance with Fox was so fucking cliche it hurt to watch.

  • Nobody likes LeBoof.

  • I like Shia from the first movie, but when megan foxx's character got into shia, his acting got worst and worst...especially when bumblebee was being captured by the government.

    I totally blame Mikal Baye

  • I freaking LOVE Imaginationland! That was a great clip to put in there. That was exactly what I was thinking of!

  • The Rock was alright.

  • You ought to give Michael Bay more credit then that !

    - The movie is extremely well made (havent seen the 2nd)

    - the original voices are used in some cases

    - the story is good (for an action movie)

    - the awesomeness is well portraid

  • I found this:

    "Transformers 2 is regarded by many to be the result of the biggest collaboration between movie makers and the military in terms of Army, Air Force, Navy, and Marines. The military equipment used for this huge project is enormous, and includes 2 A-10 Thunderbolt II jets, 6 F-16, 10 armoured Humvees, a parachute team, 4 tanks, 2 missile-launcher vehicles, and 2 armoured personnel carriers."

    I got the feeling during the first film that I was watching a two hour Army commercial.

  • I wasn't familiar with the name, but I looked him up and found he did "Armageddon". That was about the worst movie I ever saw. It made no sense. If they had broken out in dance while eating pancakes on a stick, it would have made more sense.

    On the other hand, he did make "The Island" which I enjoyed.

  • Well yeah.....

    When I went to sony picture studios Someone told me that they focus more on selling the movie to a big audience, which means lots of editing and cutting. Big budget movies will usually will try to score at least a PG-13 rating.

  • megan fox is so hooot

  • 5 stars for the LOL factor!!

  • I actually went to see the movie at midnight. It was pretty good actually, and the showing filled 14 theaters. Whether you want to see it or not is your decision though.

  • lol @ transformers tattoo

  • the nerd joy in this video made my day.

  • Yeah, the fanboys of the movie always try to make the movie seem like a masterpiece of this generation. The sad part is every time you bring up how the critics thought of it all they say is "They hate him cause he make money!"

  • Aww, good vid but overused, years-old joke

  • Awesome video, I LOL'd so hard. :F

  • LOL, is it just me or is it hot in here?

  • yeah but Megan Fox, do I need to spell it out for you. Megan Fox!!!

  • Isn't that's what the internet is for?

  • yeah but why pass up an opertunity to look at that girl's mid section, i mean jesus god is she hot or what?

  • Haha nice video!

  • You are so right about Mr. Bay's way of making his "visions" into "movies"

  • Michael Bay has taken all grown men back to being boys the age of 7 and then raped them.

    TWICE

  • LOL

  • I lol'd.

  • Yeah, blogtv. ;D I have it recorded. It's tooltime porn.

  • hehe. nice title

  • rofl copter! Ima still go see it though. Did anyone ever watch Beast Wars? I'm pretty sure it was like A Transformers rip-off or side-series. I likeded it

  • ''I don't understand the difference'' LOL!

  • The Rock and Bad Boys 1 were OK, the rest of his movies sucked

  • And that's why most of them were major blockbusters,yea they sucked alright.

  • cause the masses flock to shiny explosions that lack any reason for being there and add nothing to the overall story. for every explosion, money is save on story writing.

  • If i want reason il read a book, this movie is just for fun, i'm not saying there shouldn't be any character development or have a better story, but Transformers is mostly about action.

  • -_- i wish there were more movies that focused on stories. that had some depth, something to think about after the movie. . . which is really lacking in movies now. cause now they are "mostly about action"

  • Most movies are now either comedy or horror, a Movie that should have had meaning was Terminator 4 but that was huge a disappointment.

  • what was wrong with Terminator 4?

  • T-4 needed better development, and the writing was a bit off.

  • T4 is better than T2 ... I mean terminator 4 is better than Transformers 2

  • I'm about to see Transformers 2. Scale of 1-10, 10 being great, how do you rate it?

  • Dear stichman, I can't actually rate it, I saw a bootleg quality of the video and the sound was out of sync....

    The action was certaintly not as good as T4....and the T4 i saw was bootleg quality as well.

    Also when I watch bootleg quality videos I usually go to the theaters afterwards to watch it.

    But if you want me to compare it to a bootleg T4 ....then Transformers 2 storyline and script dialogue is 4/10

    The action in Transformers 2 compared to T4 is 7/10

  • Futhermore, when I saw T4's bootleg, I didn't like it. But when I went to movies and watch T4, i liked it better.

    Therefore the score for Transformers would be:

    Script: 5/10

    and Action: 8/10

  • OK, Thanks.  I'll go see it.

  • Better development....but it's perfect. The story didn't change and it makes perfect sence (leaving a side the many questions of time travel) So what would have been better? o.o

  • Yes, I can understand the disapointment. You see characters, and a story, Michael Bay sees collisions. LOL

  • Lmao. You're awesome.

  • i lol'd so hard for about 2 minutes xD

  • I HAD THE SAME REACTION TO THE MOVIE! When I heard a commercial for the second one, I said it would be like the first one, just with EVEN MORE: **two minutes of flailing arms with sounds of gunfire, explosions**.

    Great minds think alike!

  • You have expressed my EXACT feelings on Transformers in general and the recent movies.

    DAMN YOU MICHAEL BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

  • haahahahahahah

  • HAHAHAHAHA DIE AUTOBOTS DIE!

  • hahaha. when you showed your tat... I got a little hawt. flash backs... *wink wink*

  • um dude its a movie inspired by toys what exacty were you expecting? transformers2 was a big dumb but extremly fun action movie

  • I wants my explosion!!!

  • "more than meets the eye" is a phrase thats not very appealing to Michael Bay it seems.

  • michael bay should stick to bad boys, at least bad boys is funny

  • u lucky dog. its freezing here. 10°C! its like freaking winter and i live in south europe.

  • Lol I knew that South Park clip was gonna make it in there.

  • I thought Michael Bay did a great job with the first Transformers movie. I don't know why people are so critical of his rendition of the Transformers? Its almost as if all the critics of the 1st and second movie are looking for more substance. It is, after all, a movie based on a cartoon about morphing robots, so how much substance do you expect it to have? I go into the movie expecting it to mainly consist of big explosions and special effects. And it delivers on that expectation

  • Which South Park episode is that snippet from?

  • I thought the first transformers movie was awful.

    MICHAEL BAY DIRECTS

    A NEW FILM

    "SCARIEST SHIT THAT EXPLODES AND IS ON FIRE, WITH LASERS"

  • I love films with a passion, and as much as I do love films like '12 angry men', 'Judgement at Nuremburg' and 'Das Boot', I also like big, dumb, stupid action films, and Michael Bay is good at delivering that.

    Trasnformers 2 was pretty crap though. Still, it was 'To kill a mockingbird' compared to Indiana Jones 4 *shudder*.

  • As much as I hate Michael Bay, I thought the first Transformers movie was alright, mainly because they got the original voice actor for Optimus Prime and it made me feel like a kid. And Transformers doesn't really make sense in the cartoon anyway. However from what I've heard of the sequel, I'm prepared for massive disappointment.

  • I thought Transformers was the least shit of Michael Bay's movies. I know that isn't saying much. I *slightly* liked it.

  • nailed it

  • your so lucky, dude 90 is like cool to us here in Texas..

    its usually 98-104 here...this place sux

  • Bay thinks getting his shots done fast is a plus. Eh, it just creates confusing messes that only barely convey what they're meant to. Do your homework Bay. Make a shot list that actually shows what the fuck is going on clearly. This is the shit they teach kids in film school like the first day, and he fucking ignores it.

  • you don't have air conditioning?

  • Why ruin a perfectly good window with an air conditioner?

  • they cool your house better, especially when its really hot out! LOL!!!!!

    but i was talking about central air. not the window air conditioners.

  • Haha :p

    I was joking about ruining a window with an air conditioner ^_^

  • Lol Cool sound effects.....

  • i need you like cuba gooding jr. needed a bigger part, he's way better than ben affleck

  • Fuck Michael Bay. Anyone can "direct" the way he does. No depth, just explosions

  • number of tattoos one has on his/her body is inversely proportional to one's IQ level

  • therefore im retarded

  • thats a pretty silly statement

  • scarydave would like to have a word with you.

  • shiah lebuff and michael bay are douche bags of the highest caliber. I cant see shiah without thinking about him swinging on vines to catch up with a speeding car, with this army of loyal monkey soldiers that he just met.

  • Too ture.

    Transformers rule.

  • Does your tat change color with you body temp?

  • I was sceptical to even watch the movie, then the guy at the local dvd store said it was better than he'd thought. Really good actually. So I watched it and now I never ever trust his opinion again! Glad I at least didn't buy it.

  • Lol there was a lot of effects and explosions but I don't think they over did them.

    The only thing I didn't like about the film was some parts of the plot were a little stuiped.

  • If michael bay didn't do a show that relied on fancy looking things like huge robots, he knew his next film would blow ass.

    Michael Bay is there for jewgold.

  • Michael Bay more like melted and blew his toys up with home made explosives because he thought it would be awesome.

  • I thought Michael Bay melted his toys and found ways to blow them up because he thought it was awesome! LOL!

  • Haha, I love the reference to Team America. I miss you more than that movie missed the point, and that's an awful lot girl.

  • Pearl harbor sucked

    Just a little bit more than I miss you