Obama State Of The Union Joke

[ditaknight]

lmao awkwardly cute

[DrRaklryja]

Last minute funny?

[JohnSnowstorm]

does beohner look drunk here? damn.

[atlballer81]

Hey, Kennedy is on the floor! Wait...Kennedy's always on the floor... :\

[lamrof]

one high school mate of his was asked about Obama and she said she remembered about him most of all how funny he was.

[lamrof]

It took me a moment to actually realize Obama actually said that in a state of Union address. My jaw dropped and then I went into a roar of laughter. Its that kind of joke. I still laugh when I watch it.

[lamrof]

Mrs Obama was thinking all those times Obama cried over spilled milk and how she consoled him over it.

[lamrof]

it was so ironic it was embarrassingly funny. I love the guys reaction with tongue in cheek smiles. Horny mofos. Old men are dirty.

[PirateMonkeyFilmz]

If anyone but the president did that, he'd get booed.

[snowfreeze]

perhaps instead of theyoungturks you chould call yourself the athiestliberaloldfarts

[smithfamilymarket]

obamacide

[smithfamilymarket]

i am not laughing There are children out there crying for MILK osama thinks that is funny he is nothing but a dictator!!!!!!!

[Kanoki989]

What do you mean it's a bad joke? I thought it was hilarious :[

But that means...  :'[

[davd1986]

LOL. Looks like Biden and Boehner weren't too "thrilled' about it...

[celt67]

@jfordham2012 Why are you argueing with me ? I have NO interest in anything you have to say, so keep your Obamabot ramblings to yourself you insignificant cunt.

[Frowned]

It's a PUN! It's supposed to be bad, that's what makes it funny!

[TheWallaceGrover]

Michelle has a stare that can make any man cry...

[CashinUpACoffin]

Vermin Supreme for President!!

[g1Chase357]

That was pretty funny to me. Sorta like an "it's so bad it's good" way... like The Toxic Avenger.

[AmongDancingZombies]

Can somebody explain the joke to me? o_o

[VictorAlxYork]

Hey man, I thought it was funny, XD.

[iTalkOverGames]

I love how he instantly realized it bombed and laughed at it himself.

[KDAWG98boy]

His wife just looks at him like WTF??????

[celt67]

@jfordham2012 You should try using english or at least attempt it next time. It's all the rage, everybody's using it these days.

[RealSmellyFrog]

who cares? i wonder if Obama can do anything. Except claim he created 3 million jobs but not telling the people each job cost 4million to create!

[Cuddlebunzzzz]

Cenk's saying that joke was horrible? that sounds exactly like a joke Cenk would make..

[jamesmcashan1]

the turkey was bred from an Aegyptian vulture by cave people in Torkia. they designed it to warn gangs of Egyptians, Jews, Vikings, Huns, and Africans who passed through there between the cold mountains and the sea. the bird looks like a giant scrotum, with "wattles" hanging out of the big bobbing head. you say the White House Turkey was pardoned again this year? only temporary. "more 1000 dollar wine, BarAAK"? "no thanks, i'm stuffed!" - james mcashan for the US Senate

[celt67]

@jfordham2012 When I want your opinion, I'll ask for it, Dickhead. PS, I don't watch porn because I'm fed up looking at your mother.

[DasherFlame9]

He even got Boehner to grin and let out a little bit of a laugh from the looks of it. Hey man, it seems like it broke a bit of the tension that was probably inevitably high during this entire thing. In my book, that's not negative thing. That's more of a positive thing.

[deimos93UK]

What the fuck Cenk??? that was a brilliant joke!! I was roaring with laughter.

[hcnuup]

No use crying over a spilled milk joke.

[Vegetarianninjafreak]

My favorite part is Michelle Obama's look.

[steviebkhall]

I liked it .

[RalphyMontana]

Cenk is the king of corny jokes. And the first to laugh at himself. haha

[tommy235689]

ron paul 2012



[sargetech]

I love our President! always have, always will!

[undeadnow]

Boenher needs a drink hes its past his drunk time

[bubblinbrownsugar616]

For some odd reason, watching that clip reminded be of the CRAPTACULAR "The Situation" Roast Standup! XD

[blueboyblue]

@scientheism

"NDAA...& ACTA has been passed"

There is no denying that NDAA/ACTA were the most corrupt, immoral, & illegal pieces of legislation every passed. They are Fascism at its best. But when the people are passive, they get the government they deserve. All we had to do to stop it was RAISE HOLY HELL in the halls of Congress, but we didn't. So they passed it. But Obama hold a huge degree of responsibility. He knows it was wrong, and signed anyway. FASCISM Get used to it.

[gszx1337]

@0:22 - LAUGH DAMN YOU!

[SupermarketsRevil]

OMG HOW MUCH DOES BOEHNER LOOK LIKE G-MAN?

[595o]

stupid charismatic obama… *mumble*

[seattle8686]

@scientheism i agree with some of your statement....but alex jones is a conspiracy theorist..most of what he says is nuts...some of what he says is validated.....i can't trust someone who is not factual/or tries to be factual all the time...but i agree, ndaa and acta are horrible bills

[thecircusorganizer]

lameeeeeeeee

[Murd3rKotik]

@blueboyblue You know you're arguments may be valid and I agree to a certain point , but when you call him Hussein Obama .. That screams out that you're a racist bigot and puts you in the category of an ignorant hick ... Stick the facts ...

[blueboyblue]

@Murd3rKotik

Take a closer look, the "Hussein Obama" was a quote from the person I was replying to.

But I do completely agree with your point, you just directed it at the wrong person.

[Gilgamesh387]

we need a blow horn for this one... WAAAK!! WOOOK!!

[athews1976]

It would have been even funnier if no one clapped cause if it was bead flat the looks on everyone's faces would have been even better than that dead flat joke.

[TheRanblingjohnny]

He should have added "Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal. And don't forget to tip your waitress!"

[billythecods]

Fox News spin: "Obama insults pasteurized Americans"

[AbonZel3]

Wow, when Cenk thinks it's a bad joke, you know it's a bad joke.

[TheTrestleTable]

The union is in COMPLETE DISASTER. Hussein Obama has put the U.S. in more debt than ALL THE OTHER previous ones COMBINED. How can somebody like that have the audacity to make a joke?!

[blueboyblue]

@TheTrestleTable

"Hussein Obama has put the U.S. in more debt than ALL THE OTHER previous ones COMBINED."

THAT IS A LIE. You can look up the data on the US Treasury website. Regan TRIPLED the Deficit. Bush-1 increased in by 54%. Clinton a modest 25%. While Bush02 only doubled the debt, he doubled it from $6 Trillion to over $12 Trillion. Obama has added about $3 to $4 trillion, most of which was actually Republican policies.

You Sir, are a liar.

[TheTrestleTable]

@blueboyblue Add to that the additional $1,2 trillion that will last, not for a year... but for closer to 10 months... Great president. He REALLY shut down guantanamo, right? Now he is taunting Iran for a WW3. In the midst of economic turmoil, he had time to take his family on the most expensive vacation in the history of U.S. presidents' vacations. Just that part alone proves that he does not give a fuck about this country. All he wants is that nice paycheck for the rest of his life.

[blueboyblue]

@TheTrestleTable

"Add to that the additional $1,2 trillion that will last,... for closer to 10 months."

Should we talk about the MORE THAN $2 TRILLION that the Bush tax cuts added to the deficit? That is what Bush-1 called VooDoo Economics. Should we talk about the more than $1 Trillion in future expenses for disable veterans as the result of an immoral, illegal, and unnecessary war in Iraq? That's future expenses.

Obama went home for Christmas, to his home in Hawaii.

[smithfamilymarket]

@blueboyblue good I AM NOT THE only ONE THAT KNOWS THAT

[xMarrilliamsx]

@blueboyblue lol you owned him so hard. I think he's been watching a bit too much Fox News.

[OnlyAristotle]

@blueboyblue Well, better get used to it.

[Gilgamesh387]

@TheTrestleTable CAPSLOCK!!! i love CAPSLOCK!!

[sargetech]

@TheTrestleTable You sir are a FUCKING SLANDEROUS LIAR!

[dasdef]

Who Wrote Obama's Jokes?

SomeOne Needs To Tell Obama To Get Jewish Writers For His Jokes.

[curtisludlow]

Nooooooooopooooooooooooooooooo­

[blueboyblue]

@AndyHarglesis

"Don't vote for Gingrich, Romney or Paul!"

A choice between two circus clowns and a marginal nut case. Of the three only Paul is claiming he will do what truly needs to be done. Rein in Congress, the Fed, and restore the Constitution. On the Economy and Finance, he is mostly right. On social issues he is nuttier that squirrel poo. Some of his standard right wing ideas are disastrous, but on the core and important issues, he is absolutely right.

[kennethhew]

well, better a flat joke than an inappropriate one

[WeEatBrainz]

@kennethhew Well, better a flat joke than a fat joke.

[pawndominance1]

@kennethhew yeah but not by much haha

[meowman1911]

John Boner's face, hilarious

[HomoCyborgZombie]

He reminds me of a moray eel.

No, seriously, look at them.

They look like they told a joke and are waiting for the laugh track.

[Hu4iX1n]

FAIL

[jlhe2011]

The funny shit in this video; that shot of the first lady and biden going for his handkerchief

[jlhe2011]

I have rarely heard a joke fall so flat

[amv5488]

....whoa whoa whoa whoa....what?

[froggymicwop]

that was such an "a for effort" clap

[TheHunter14792]

You totally missed the Jason Chafettz rimshot. That's the only reason this deserved any attention.

[luvlyvero14]

It wasn't hilariously funny but goosh, it was at least a little chuckles worth..

[liveecarbme]

Cheese....you had to be there-actually those who were there even thought it sucked.

[xordon1]

awesome joke

[themanclaw2]

too soon?

[Jugularkill]

Michelle is so embarrassed... "Not again" she's almost closing her eyes in shame.

[Mr071220]

what so funny about that. Fail !!!!

[shotoutNov1965]

ha.....ha.....ha... Now the joke I just read makes sence, ('That joke writer is now in Guantanamo') Now thats a classic momment.

[0TheBestMan]

I wanna bang Flo.

[grmpf]

That joke uttered by Cenk would've fit into a TYT report seamlessly.

[NTtheLion]

I would so smash Mrs. Obama.

[DiMaddestThingAlive]

@BarackMcBush lol.

[TheOldGrady]

Groan. I mean it -- really groan.

[TruthatCearcie]

Our government is a terrible joke!

[secondshen]

Cenk, why don't you just run for president.

[TheYouthHeroic]

@secondshen He wasn't born in the, US, sadly. ):

[CasualMaggot]

@secondshen He doesn't have half a billion dollars to run with.

[ZigZagzGoon]

The joke was funny because it wasn't funny. Maybe it was actually a smart move, maybe he wants his critics to focus on that rather than some of the actual things he did wrong. I find it hard to believe he thought that was actually a funny joke.

[ZigZagzGoon]

The only huge thing I can give him is setting the economy on the right track, which albeit is probably his main focus, doesn't excuse his dropped promises, and a few outright lies.

[SuckDeezNutzBitch]

The funniest joke Obama has ever said was, "I'm the 3rd best President ever."

[Bloodlovefreak]

Shwang wang wang.

[ZKoftherebellion]

the people are starving and what does the liberal elite leaders who promised to save us do? sit back and crack bad jokes.

[WanderleiSilva29]

where the fuck is Travis Bickle when you need him? Why hasnt anyone done anything about this guy yet?

[MattacksRC]

hahaha! that joke was funny but he messed up the delivery which caused the peple to forget to laugh.

[BorgKing001]

He took the scenic route to get to the punch line

[Tr1pTr0p]

If this was a story about Ron Paul, the rating bar would be 2 thirds red and retards in the comments would be complaining how this is pointless and how they wasted 90 seconds of their, already pointless and miserable lives.

[sheepOG]

@Tr1pTr0p I support the message of Ron Paul (not a voter), and I thought this video was just as pointless as, for example, the 'height inequality' video. It's much more effective to critique Obama for making the same speech every year, and never living up to his promises, because he is a professional liar.

[Tr1pTr0p]

@sheepOG And Ron Paul would never do any of the shit Obama did and still continues to do. Riiight. Get used to being lied to already.

[sheepOG]

@Tr1pTr0p Why do you think I don't vote? Silly.

[eight18]

@Tr1pTr0p dont forget the classic "TYT IS PART OF THE ILLUMINATI MAINSTREAM MEDIA AND IS TRYING TO BRAINWASH US INTO HATING RON PAUL!!!!!!" , good god i hate ronbots so much

[UncontestedTruth]

@ToxinZero286 "only report stories that shed positive light on Obama." It is blatantly obvious that you don't watch TYT. You have been invalidated by your ignorance. Next....

[ssuuppeerrbbooyy]

Milk spills are pretty dangerous actually. Milk naturally contains a lot of bacteria and can have a huge impact on the organisms that live in that area. Its being treated the same as chemical spills for a reason :S

[595o]

@ssuuppeerrbbooyy Nah, milk is no dangerous good.

[ssuuppeerrbbooyy]

@595o It is if it gets into drinking water streams or near drinking water supplies.

[595o]

@ssuuppeerrbbooyy Nah I meant from the law POV, i.e. it has no UN/DOT numbers, it has no hazard identifier, there are no hazmat regulation on its transportation and specific regulations on what to do if e.g. a tank truck with milk spills.

[xnobody777x]

Oh Obama, you charismatic bastard, you!

[KillerCroconaw]

Haha he is so funny , like a clown! because all clowns are NOT funny!

[Saaduk92]

Well, I liked it..

[Yamikaiba123]

I thought that joke was hilarious. Maybe you guys think it's bad since it's such an obvious joke to make, but I think that's why it's funny.

[sirtristan01]

is this Boner on the right? he's a big republican, why doesn't he run for president?

[ZKoftherebellion]

I still laugh at his "I am a national born citizen" gag he keeped pulling.

[Wartoz]

@ZKoftherebellion That's a fact. Not a joke.

[xxoangel1992]

lol its funny cause its true why do you think america is in the middle east? oil is everything to them

[DarkSamurai305]

@xxoangel1992

XD u sound like the guy from Family guy its funny cause its true 

[ToxinZero286]

The Young Turks have so much semen in their bellies they can hardly digest even their own BS. Why don't you all just start openly supporting his campaign and only report stories that shed positive light on Obama. ROFL ROFL ROFL so glad Obama can joke and assure people that the state of the union hasn't been stronger when he isnt affected by these tough times what a crock.

[dineroRM]

@ToxinZero286

Awesome comment. Great contribution to the discussion. Looks well articulated. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new arguments or intellectual contributions. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' informed, articulate, enlightened and rational you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

[LadyK8E]

I think Obama had to stop himself from getting the giggles. At least he cut the tension a little bit...

[ToxinZero286]

@LadyK8E He's good at cutting all kinds of things look at the great job he did cutting the throats of the country and the American people.

[phenomenalclassic93]

at first it was funny to me. but after the next couple times, GROOAANNN

[moyga]

haha his face is gold, epic win in my opinion hahaha

[brionnakennedy]

I love 50 Cenk!!!! He's so funny

[CassTyson]

Jon Stewart had a better take on it. Google it.

[pinkycheeks]

LMAO obama's face after he tells the joke hahahaha

[BarackMcBush]

That joke writer is now in Guantanamo..

[Nivlektehfudger]

LOL You guys need to do one on Tim Thomas, Boston Bruins goalie who declined to go the white house. It'd be interesting to see your take on it.

[mike61524334251]

Obama making a joke? Mr President with all due respect but this is the state of the union, not stand up comedy club.

[CynthiaJoyP]

At least it was just a kid-like joke instead of the rude crap republicans spew

[Nivlektehfudger]

@CynthiaJoyP Is it just me or does anyone like to believe that a lot of what the republicans say is just a cruel joke and that they aren't actually serious???? XD

[jimmycrackedcorn226]

I love how Michelle Obama's look was one of sheer embarrassment.

[lordtalon69]

Wow only 20 dislikes? You are losing your touch ron paul bots.

[i1killed2god3]

@lordtalon69 I laughed at the video, then laughed extremely hard at your comment. Good job, sir.

[plusmin09]

The real funny thing is how no one laughed at first, then they though "o ya the president said it, let me get my nose a little browner."

[lota68]

It was a good joke

[Dhoomra]

was that a slow clap?

[razarsenal180]

The Jon Huntsman School of comedy.

[tzimtzum1618]

He told this lame joke merely as a lead in to make a stronger point about the Gulf oil spill. It's still a lame joke but it did have a purpose.

[dayvidpowers]

Micheal's face... I told him not to say that one lol...

[celt67]

I still laugh at the joke he told 4 years ago " I'm here to change the system and remove money from politics".

[ZeroPermission]

@celt67 Boosh!

[polkarde]

@celt67 Now that was a good one....fair play.

[Sheeeeeenful]

@celt67 why don't you rather get preoccupied by british affairs...

[PercyCTV]

@celt67 Are you trying to prevent yourself from crying? That's what I do because our current system is dreadful.

[smokydave]

that joke was really not that funny.

[0MoTheG]

The republicans did not get the yoke they were like: oil spill? great, oil! what is the problem? Did it get stuck on stupid birds?

[TheKeyboardMaster100]

I liked the people who were trying to do a clap off

[TheRacistsMustDie]

He should've added the Jesus Pal pose.

[Man1ax]

I liked the joke^^

[ns81]

This is funny because it's so bad and because Obama knows it's bad. Biden has this look like "I can't believe he went there," and Boehner's like "alright you got me."

[AmishRakeFight85]

Schwang wang wang...

[Jeanluck1]

Obama's Address: Another God Damned Hand Job

watch?v=aC558CjC2Z4&

[Solarfactor]

When I see or hear Obama, the first thing I think of is how he signed the indefinite detention act. I do not see his human qualities. Oh, and apparently Hitler was a charming orator, too.

[ThisguyQuake]

Cantor looked pissed boehner looked drunk.

[IceTray36]

Obama is the joke you didn't get it...

thumbs up if you got it

[psistarpsi80]

@IceTray36 But you just said I didn't get it. How is it possible that I got it and didn't get it at the same time? Oh, you're an idiot, sorry. I was trying to figure out what u had said at first. My bad.

[mrselfdestruct23]

@IceTray36 Ma, I hate when people ask for 'thumbs up'. Dumb really dumb.

[Shonenut213]

that was gay

[Brithor]

I laughed.