A Christmas Book Burning

[chadpratch]

youtube: The 2012 Book Burning

[AcePhantom20]

LOL iCarly Reference!WAY TO GO!

[C0RRblimeyy]

well, that was kinda pointless...

[AdmiralValkyrie]

I actually know of a Twilight fanBOY.

[nerdking731]

@AdmiralValkyrie Is there such a thing?

[AdmiralValkyrie]

@nerdking731

His name is doug8798. And I'm serious.

[nerdking731]

@AdmiralValkyrie What posessed him to like that book?

[AdmiralValkyrie]

@nerdking731

I don't know, other than he has bad tastes in entertainment.

Also, he's so much of a loser on the internet, that the only bigger loser on the internet is ChrisChan.

And he's so dumb, that he gives off the impression that losing means winning.

[Kristanni20X6]

To quote AVGN:

"BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN!!!!"

[Tprinces]

awe, looks like fun ^^

[Deadstickperson303]

Thanky you, thank you so much. This is the only time book burning is okay :]

[bilsrylos]

my sister owns these books ... i own a BBQ ... hmmmmm, well, see ya later. muahahahahaha

[letsplayX487]

THIS IS FOR STEALING DEATH NOTES APPLE!! *burns a page new moon*

[killCrsiller45]

im a firing muhlazar.

[HyperMoeMan]

this is for kain from legacy of kain.

[zeldaed123]

(Edward Cunten gets beaten by the great people named Edward)

Eddy: All male sparkling vampire and hulk wannabe werewolf gay sex orgy! Only twenty-five bucks!

Cunten: (Pays) This'll be the best twenty-five I've ever spent.

Eddy: (Grins) Trust me, it will.

(Eddy takes Cunten into a seemingly secluded room)

(Eddie (Horror Picture show) locks the door)

Cunten: Where's the orgy?

Double D: You've disgraced our names with your wretched annilation of the undead and everyone named Edward!

[zeldaed123]

Riddler: Riddle me this, riddle me that. If you're a vampire, why aren't you one that turns into a bat?

Cunten: (Sees Edward Elric) Who's the midget?

Norton: Oh boy.

Elric: DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK EM ON YOUR HEAD!

Ed: You are not a vampire! (Becomes Lu-Thar and picks up and tree) CRUSH THE INSULT! (Crushes Cunten only to beat him with it)

(Eddie (RHPS) smashes his head against the wall)

Elric: This is for calling me midgit! (Punches him with the right arm)

[zeldaed123]

(Norton becomes The Hulk and Ed becomes Ed-Zilla)

(Riddler beats Cunten with his cain)

Norton: HULK...SMASH! (Sends Cunten into a wall and it makes a dent in the wall)

(Cunten is sacrificed to Ed-Zilla)

(And Eddie Lebron has filmed everything)

[THEANIMEPERV]

FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE happy holidays bigal, FIRE BURN THAT FAGGET BOOK BURN IT FIRE LOL.

[DonPatch]

I would've LOVED doing that! I would've added my favorite vampires (Dio Brando and Demitri Maximoff) to the list of vampires cursed by the Twilight Blasphamy!!

[Turbosoaker41]

I read up to page 16 on new years eve last year, I think that with this and the "Beverly Hills Chee Wah Wah" movie that was quite a stir up when I first started checking out these rant videos, I think, is the end of all writing.

[Turbosoaker41]

I can't see a damn thing!

[ValerienII]

I wish I was there, I hate Twilight.

[TheJoEy9090]

Actullay, my friend, who is a guy, likes Twilight. When I found out in school all the guys around him called him gay including me. He knew we were just joking though(he is cool like that) . I hate Twilight but im just saying just because you like Twilight doesnt mean you suck. Only to the (fanboys) and fangirls.

[therealdeathnote3]

this made my day :)

[insane8veggies]

YES! I saw this and I knew it had to be Twilight!!!

[Krissdafish]

I cry tears of joy while im screaming: JUSTICE FOR ALL TRUE VAMPIRES!!!

[krowekiller]

Thank god you burned the FUCK out of that petty little pile of shit!

[Loboelasesino]

Yaaaay!

Its a Christmas Miracle!

[WatcherCCG]

No. Buying the books funds the monster.

[MissTrickster]

this is the most epic book burning evar!!!!

i wish i was there :D

mayb burn robert pattison posters next time?

[girlishgamer1]

Cont. Near the end of the book Edward thinks that Bella is dead so he tries to kill himself. Sound familiar? *COUGH*RomeoandJuliet*COUGH* BTW these fans have actually compared this book's romance to phantom of the opera! These people are pure evil I can't believe they did that. Also, thank you for burning the book for Edward Elric as well along with Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Hey you know the book is bad when a childhood cartoon woman is more likable and developed than that bimbo.

[xcheshiregrin228]

They have compared this to Phantom of the Opera?!

OH HELL NO. D:<

[girlishgamer1]

@xcheshiregrin228 Yes they did I swear these people are pure evil. Now if you excuse me I'm going to list other Edwards that are a lot better.

Edward siccorhands,

Ed, Edd, n' Eddy,

Eddie from rocky horror picture show,

and of course Edward Elric.

[zeldaed123]

Not to mention The Riddler himself, Edward Nashton.

[girlishgamer1]

WIN! BTW Al I saw what the movie was about and it seems that it's just Bella trying to have near death experiences because her eddiekins left her. WHAT A BRAINLAESS BIMBO! Also, this book has plagiarism in it as well.

[Kervinlereturns]

At note discription: I won't. You hate what you hate. I won't take it srsly

[Mooglemaster102]

Fuck team Edward and team Jacob. How bout team shut the fuck up?

[ronkrisin]

This is Inspirational. Twilight sucks cock.

[rikusblackbandit]

I was there. It made my day. I'm kinda sad that it was poorly lit and Demyx couldn't move the camera around a little more (apparently), but hey, we burned Twilight and had a damn good time.

AND HOW THE HELL DID I FORGET ABEL NIGHTROAD. T_T

-Saix

[xcheshiregrin228]

I giggle every time I watch this and you freak out about us smothering the fire. x3

[kyledoma]

*insert maniacal laughter here*

Yes Twitards...CRY SOME MORE AS YOUR TOME IS CONSUMED BY THE FIRES OF HATE! MUHAHAHAHA

[Kafaru]

Be sure not to make any smores over that fire, don't want the crappiness of the book ruining them :D

[krowekiller]

Wow, you guys got balls. Epic Win for Alan and his friends.

[TheSorrowXIII]

FATALITY!

[thetallmidget00]

This video just made my day. Also, I don't see any legit reason WHY people even enjoy the twilight series (which has me convinced that people can get away with writing books in which the original source was "written" on toilet paper inside a porto-potty after a heroin binge), other than stupid reasons like  "edward colon is hot!!," "It's like, so popular!!!" and "ur just stupid for not liking this AWESOME book/movie" by emo kids and tools.

[xcheshiregrin228]

HAHAHA. Edward "Colon". That just... describes him so much better. 8D

[kannaofvoid]

WOOO! Death to TWILIGHT!!! =D

And also L.J. Smith is excellent writer as well BigAl.

[Juiceman278]

Should put DarknesstheCurse on the tags, if you know what I mean.

[mechazeep]

Fight the shitty literature!

[TheGameTerminator]

"THREE SHITTY BOOK PAGES! AH AH AH!"

...You made my day...

[SuperSonic811]

"No! Not into the pit, it BURNS!" is what I'd assume that crappy book would have said if it could talk. Thanks for doing the world a favor. That book steals men's souls, and makes them it's slaves!

Also, I'm surprised that you're not suffering any ill-effects from the burning. Breathing in those toxic fumes of fail could kill a normal man.

[Pikadono]

So I guess this is "cool" because HURR DURR TWILIGHT SUCKS, but I'm sure there are plenty of better things to do than stand around a trash can burning one page at a time and making several internet references whilst proclaiming FAIL FAIL FAIL.

I'm pretty sure that's failure within itself. Burning (crappy) literature is still burning literature, which sucks and only shows the lack of respect for printing.

Anyway, this video is boring as shit. Even NuttyMadam is more entertaining. One star.

[xcheshiregrin228]

Actually, it was a bonfire pit, thanks.

We had fun with it. That's what matters to us, I guess.

[nuclear1250]

if you don't like this video, why are you even taking the time to comment?

[theexiledone123]

I respect the Twilight fanbase but everything on this planet is more entertaining than NuttyMadam, she resembles everything that is wrong with the fanbase inside and out.

[killCrsiller45]

@Pikadono, actually no, this is one of the things that i consider worth my time. Sending a piece of shit literature back to where it belongs, a fiery hell.

[bfe456]

To Pikadono;FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUU

[wespolly]

Why didn'tchya burn ALL of the twilight books?83

But anyhow, merry-early-christmas, lol

[lordoftheLOL01]

Plz god tell me ur gonna do this to the DVD!

[DaibloDBZ]

JOY TO THE WORLD

THE SHITTY BOOKS DEAD

[somacruzfirm]

HA good work man, all those Twilight losers sux

[greenday4455]

NEW MOON'S WORSE THAN A HOLOCOST

[fightingirishaholic]

*evil smile* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[TriAngle1614]

YES! MY CHRISTMAS WISH CAME TRUE!!!!

[greenday4455]

MINE TOO MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Loffyglu]

Best Christmas video ever <3

[NotanS]

You shouldn't have burned this book unless you stole it or someone gave it to you.

I mean, paying for this book?

[Videogamefreakist]

And for the dracula on batman, And Moka akayashi from rosario vampire

[Otherpie]

You just made my whole 2009, Al and friends. <3

[NeoSamuel]

One of the few books that deseave to be burned. You got some awesome friends Bigal.

[thispieistoocold]

its beautiful...

[U23Drocks]

OH MAH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAWD U BURNEH TEH AMAZING BHUUUUUUUUK I KEEL JU!!!! lol jk TEH BUUK MUST DAI

[Rhythm]

My inner Fahrenheit 452 objects yet I also object to t his book so it's offset.XD

[natenaterson]

I'm kind of against book burning because it seems like you're censoring free speech (used to be used as a way to destroy information) but since this book sucks so badly, it deserves it. Another awesome video.

[Alphonso291]

YESSSSSSSS!!! BuRn THE DEMENTED BOOK OF EVVVVIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!

*cough* Sorry, couldn't control myself over the enjoyment of that book's disappearance (and the fact that New Moon got dropped from #1 :D ).

[TheAzureNightmare]

Should'a drenched it in Gasoline... Or at least Lighter Fluid.

[TheAzureNightmare]

Achievement Unlocked: Shoot the New Moon!

[yahooman2009]

The paper burns, but the words fly away. ~Akiba ben Joseph

[AlexielAngel87]

Normally I don't approve of book burning, but in this case I'll make an exception. "Burn the witch!" XD

[JacobTails123]

only ten billion copies to go

[kidddinomite2009]

if castlevania ever comes out with a movie with a go director its going to destroy all of the vampire crap we been geting

[LuXxenatorX]

nah i dont think so

[VOSTFR]

Unfortunately, rumours say that Uwe Boll is the current director...

...what is an Uwe Boll? A miserable pile of SHIT! But enough talk...

[NyanKyou]

YAY!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

[motherplayer]

Oh yeah, This is also for Midknight from eternal champions!

[EdTheHedgehog1894]

*Sniffle* It's beautiful :') ....

[motherplayer]

That you Al. Morbius from Marvel would be happy you did this.

[ReissumiesSF]

And let me ad also something...

This is for Darren Shan and Larten Crepsley, and every single one of the REAL VAMPIRES from the Darrren Shan -series.

Also, this video reminds me of time when me and my friends burned our schoolbooks after graduating from the comprehensive school... Good memories :D

Oh, and thanks for the great video Al!

[R2J]

BEST. CHRISTMAS. EVAR!

[theexiledone123]

Though I dislike Twilight with a passion, was there any reason for this what so ever? I really don't think so, I mean it just symbolizes that if you were to meet a twilight fan you would curse the ground they walk on.

That is just what I see though.

[motherplayer]

Did you even read the discription?

[theexiledone123]

Yes I did, and I still think there was no need for it. So if that offends you so much, that is your problem. Al can do what he wants but I am allowed to express myself on the manner.

[motherplayer]

You know, you didnt have to watch this if it offends YOU so much.

[theexiledone123]

And this doesn't offend me either, again I am allowed to say my peace on the matter.

You assume I am mad when I don't even like Twilight, I just don't see the point of buying the book which in turn helps the sales of New Moon just to burn it. That is just me. I would used the money on something better.

[xcheshiregrin228]

It was only $6. I made sure to buy the cheapest copy I could. That's why it isn't "Twilight". That cost $10. Not worth it.

I helped WalMart more than I did S. Meyer.

[theexiledone123]

Best way to go on that. If you did buy it at Wal-Mart then the monies would go to Wal-Mart More than likely.

[Cyberwolf2112]

@theexiledone123 This video was so worth paying for the book.

[carnagex64]

Chuck Norris would be proud...

[Megarexx1]

with God as your witness, you have successfully distroyed the most Evil book in the world!

[crippledkangaroo15k]

baptism by fire is the ONLY way to celebrate that book

[Megarexx1]

this is for all the fuckin awesome vamps!

this is for the vamp from Hellsing

for the prinnies dood!

for Moka-chan!

and others I did't lisdt because I'm a lazy bastard

[parabola1993]

... no Moka-chan.

No Moka-chan.

[Megarexx1]

yes Moka-chan

[goemonbeatsnaruto]

I add somemor to this

this is for moka (rosario+vampire manga

this is for hazuki (moonphase)

this is for the characters for chibi vampire/karen

this is for kain (blood omem: legacy of kain)

and this is for count duckula.

[goemonbeatsnaruto]

this is for the little dracula cartoon

this is for kid dracula ( for the people who live in the uk)

the demon headmaster books can kick the crap out of twilight books.

[jmansproductions]

what a bad camera man lol

[nesfan1111]

New Moon just got OWNED by Bigal!!!!

[CelticSoxTom41]

For the Prinnies, dood!!

[darthslain]

hey al you know how you said you could never top the jesus camp rants? well you were wrong.this is your greatest videop ever

[lordoftheLOL01]

Ironically, that book from Satan's ass says you can only kill a vampire by ripping it apart and burning it!

[scorpion1o4]

New moon got burninated

[BigAlForever2k6]

TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOR

[Kristanni20X6]

@BigAlForever2k6 yes! yes!

[tdog076]

inb4 newmoon fans 1 star this video

[GreenPhoenix91]

Die Meyers you do not belong in this world.

It was not by my hand that I was given success I won it through pedophilic and abusive support.

Well that proves you fail and I know cause I'm a Belmont.

[lordofzaptherapy]

Alucard Approves.

[PumaFau]

I remember my friend stole his sisters copy an burned the DVD she is still looking for it

[PumaFau]

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.

[darthjosh1108]

Now don't do that....... You'd be supporting Meyer by buying it.

[TyRiders2]

Who got the Cover?

[SonicMonarchSSBB]

The fire..... The Fire....

[DungeonJerk]

Heheh, the destruction of that abomination pleases me.

You sir, deserve much praise.

[jediphillip4]

VICTORY!!!

[Lonewolfjedi]

Awesome job guys, god I hate that book and the movie and I have another person to dedicate this burning to:

THIS IS FOR ALISTAIR CROWLEY FROM D GREY MAN!

I can just see the hate mail from twitards now

[AbdoriasysGuitargod]

Aleister Crowley. Get it right.

[Lonewolfjedi]

Thanks for the correction

[NickThaHitman]

woooo 5/5 fav

[wedgeff7]

You subjected that poor fire to a horrible experiance!

[SplendidChimp]

Remilia and Flandre Scarlet APPROVE!

[Monkeyoaron]

God bless us, everyone.

[Sukuun]

Who was with you in the video? Anybody on YouTube?

[BigAlForever2k6]

The only other "well known" person that was there was Chibinekodemyx.

[lookatmedriving]

Nuttymadam3575 won't be to far now. Better man those harpoons.

[ChronoRiderRyuki2009]

M. BIson: YEEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!! This is DELICIOUSE!!!!!!!!! Don't be hasty Balrog,not untilt I see those Twilight Books Pummled to dust,which should be any moment noooooooow........YEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEES!

[Riaukai]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!! and hai bigal, i are also a person from youmacon! :3

[MetalGearNaked]

We have some Twitards in my town, I'm showing them this :D

[jojomon91]

MERRY CHRISTMAS WITH A BUNCH OF MARSHMELLOWS to celebrate for burning this piece of crap. 5/5 stars and a fav.

[jojomon91]

As UrinatingTree would have said it, THIS BOOK GOT PWNED!

[ghollenbeck]

If I was at the Bon fire,I would've said "for Abel Nightroad".

[pifras]

yeah yeah fire fire !

what a waste of paper oh well at least you guys gave it a more nobeler existance by burning it and giving warmth.

I wouldn't burn the books though the fail might infect your body.

[Jesterclown17]

About the only good thing to come out of that damned thing.

[10191927]

Guy, guys, burn all the Twilight books in the series at once.

[TG5455]

It is so sweet to see the New Moon book being burn...Burn that mother down!

[radsos]

... I used to want to do a dramatic reading of Twilight where Edward was stereotypical effeminate-gay and Bella was a robot.

Screw that, I want to do a book burning now!

[nuclear1250]

GO BACK TO HELL NEW MOON!!!!!!!!

[Patapolo]

SUCK IT YOU SPARKLY BASTARDS!

Woo! Human race 1 , wet teens worshipping this pile of demonic paper 0

[GreyMatter00Duh]

Watch out Al. Twi-tards gonna get YOU!

[ALogTV]

As soon I get the books, I will have my own book burning! Thanks for doing what no man has done before to an insulting franchise such as Twilight!

[bluebird1494]

YEAH! TAKE THAT NEW MOON!

[NEGAMEGASII]

AL, YOU FUCKING MORON!

You could of used that money on card games and such. :(

[LrdofArmageddon]

The book sucks so much, it can't even burn all that well.

[Tatsu0chan]

HAHAHAAAAA burndown burn down burn down twiiilight! Don't let it steal your soul!

[OathKeeperRiku07]

Burn, New Moon, Burn!

[ZeroTheHeartlessKing]

the only book burning i love hehe BURN ALL OF IT FOR ME

[BygPhattyPlus]

NuttyMadam's Nutty level will shoot through the roof after she sees this, ha ha ha!

[CxDrakki]

Yes.

[ColhanRantQueen]

Ding-Dong New Moon is dead XD

I never thought I'd see someone literally kill something with fire XD

[Kayz1mega]

TWILIGHT ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE!!!! Are you going to burn the other books in the series XD?

[PikaChamp112]

edward nipping at your nose. i sure hope he burns the others but i cant find a paperback breaking dawn :(

[Kayz1mega]

Damn I bet you will find one eventually XD.

[edgewoodblake]

Best...video...EVAR!!!!!

[goomba345]

AMAZING BUUUUUUKKK BURNING!!!

[TheDamnMaker]

KILL IT WITH FIRE ! ! ! ! !

[RubedotheGreat]

Screw Simon Belmont. Burn this for RICHTER BELMONT!

For thy name which is ironic for JUDGEMENT and THAT SERIES MUST DIE, THEY DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!

[Mariofan1024]

YAY!!!

[keenejl1]

WOOT :D Those books were an insult to all Vampires and Werewolfs. More books should be burned!!!!!

[hornboy2089]

best damn achievement ever! now how many Microsoft points is this worth? XDD

btw, i know two vampires you forgot: William the Bloody aka Spike, and Angelus from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel! hahaha!!!!

[ABUsIVEUkE]

you have no idea how many people love you for this big al!

[firerikku546555]

It's hard to see at the beginning (my only problem with this video), but when it gets to the actual burning then it gets good.

[PikaChamp112]

FINALLY i knew this would come one day or another have a very merry christmas big al

[ShadowEddie50]

So how long before the twilight fangirl start attacking you, Al? lol

I give it a couple hours.

[AlexStrife89]

*Cue Nuttymadam flying all the way from Scottland to shoot BigAl and friends*