Lesser Banishing Ritual by the Devil itself

[The25Sister]

Lol XD that mask whaha

[mathewrodgersrocks]

Need a bit more practice with it.

[horuskin]

small dick

93's (:

[KosovoJeSrbija26300]

LoL This is stupid sect.hahahaha!!!

[lamarimpala]

nah he not making fun of it he just a beginner not a pro

[GL0bALc0N]

HAIL JESUS! SATAN IS A FAG.

[graspee]

Interesting to see that the devil prefers the D. Kraig version of the LBRP (along with 90% of people on youtube). I never knew the book "High Magick" was so popular until I searched for LBRP on here. Or is it people using web sites for it that got the ritual from Kraig's book?

[mathewrodgersrocks]

@graspee Came from the Golden Dawn, it's based off of a banishing ritual that was originally described by Elphias Levi.. The Golden Dawn was responsible for the development of the modern magical movement, so it's easy to assume that most of LBRP variants are going to be very simmilar.

[graspee]

@mathewrodgersrocks I know it's from the Golden Dawn but what I'm referring to is that he does the sign of the enterer and sign of silence at each quarter, which is not in the G.D. version. Kraig's Modern Magick has the student do the sign of the enterer at each quarter though, which is what I was referring to. I have since re-read Crowley's Liber O though, and found that he says vibrating god names should always be with sign of enterer and that of silence, so I was wrong to mention Kraig.

[searlestim]

funny as shit!

[fuckinrelax]

even if you are joking, that robe is cool as fuck LOL

[kristy8425]

i wonder what would happen if this guy walked into a church while everyone was there? i wonder if the priest would run? hehe

[damali102]

GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME AND ALL THE TIME GOD IS GOOD I HATE THE DEVIL GOD SHOW THESE DEVIL WORSHIPERS THE WAY TO LOVE YOU.

[fuckinrelax]

@damali102 i agree, but im pretty sure this guy is making fun of the ritual LOL

[RobertYoung33]

That's hilarious. 

[carlsencam]

This is the most dangerous video I have ever seen. I repudiate this current by every spell and scourge of god. I have flagged this video as harmful and offensive I suggest all who read this do the same. LucifagoArarita, I bind you from harming others and I bind you from harming yourself. 666. In the Greatest Name, AMEN + + +

[fraterpan]

Dude, seriously, you're dressed as the Devil, but you're calling on the names of the Hebrew God. Having a hard time wrapping my mind around that one, and I've been doing this ritual for nearly 20 years. You know this is technically "White Magick," right? Just checking. It's kinda like how Anton LeVey liked to chant "Shemhamforash," which was another name of the God they claimed to be against -- didn't get that either.

[soilive]

i swear i saw this clown at the renaisaince fair

[myrdale]

Any chance I could buy my soul back? Kind of missing it.

[jillh10]

pmsl you need to audition for Britains got talent I know ur not in uk but they will take you btw shall I send some good vibes your way to help with that nasty throats infection? poor lovie

[Badrulbadul]

Am i the only one that finds these snot nose wannabe satanic wankers to be utterly pathetic? - if it was even possible to evoke anything, then why would the dark lord, Horus, Seth or any of these chaps want to waste their time by appearing for some lame ass kid who decided to light some candles  and wave a knife in his parents basement?

[jillh10]

@Badrulbadul PMSL dude rofl

[JEBO777]

whatever Jesus is the way to the father. Wasting your time. and youre being a false prophet

[Jesus231804]

@JEBO777 totally agree brother amen

[Baccus93]

It is pronounced "Atah Gibor Le-olam Adonai," not.... aaaaaagggggggllllllllaaaaaa

[enrykkke]

@Baccus93 NO , THE PRONUNCIATION IS CORRECT

[Baccus93]

@enrykkke Claiming to be an initiate when you are not will lead to failure to become one.

[afranciola]

hey you knocked something over on the table satan XD

[JohnADreams777]

This makes me feel pretty

[Halonothing]

I didn't know the creed singer was an initiate of the Golden Dawn ;)

[MrJackDeth]

thats disgousting :|

[BRANOFNF]

LOL. Ah, awesome.... So, ah, funny. Deary me....

[Vissago22]

You obviously haven't studied the LBRP, you forgot several steps and you are not pronouncing the divine names correctly either. Horrible performance!! All this shows is the extent in which you have no training and the extent of your sloppy work. You would be much more useful performing a shitty version of Liber Resh vel Helios by standing outside and staring directly at the sun!! LOL!!!

[Nitterogg]

Well the devil probably hasn't had to banish many things in awhile I can see him as being a little rusty, especially with the high angelic.

[WhatWouldSutekhDo]

I can't watch more than half of this. I'm afraid it will ruin the LBRP for me. I only watched it to see if he'd actually say YHVH. What the hell is he saying?!

[Jesus231804]

" thelogicalGuy

you have my attention ....indeed...there is a hell...it is in the center of the earth...there is no hope and no love in hell. and NO WAY OUT......people do not understand that their SOUL will live forever...somewhere!!! in HELL your soul will be a dirty white mist ---traped inside a skeloton form. the fire is not stop and the maggots dont die and the fire does not burn the worms...oh,, the horrors of hell "

there is a hell and it is real and there is no comming back from it

[MattBaumann777]

@Jesus231804 Don't tell you me you actually read that book by that psychotic woman.

[Jesus231804]

@MattBaumann777 you can think what ever you want but i tell you this. when you die you better hope that the bible was a lie. because if its not,

your in for a real treat

=)

[MattBaumann777]

@Jesus231804 Honestly, you can't believe that book is very good. I guess you think that Buddhists, Muslims, Agnostics, Hindis, atheists, and people with Aboriginal beliefs better hope the bible is a lie too? What sort of God is this anyway? He creates you, gives you free will, and then punishes you for being human. So we're all dirty, sinfull, and should be ashamed of our sexuality, but heaven has a plan for us?

[Jesus231804]

when you enter!

God loves everyone.

no matter what you have done or said. Jesus loves you and he is waiting pationtly for you to except his love.

[a1989inc]

hahahahaha @Jesus231804

[Jesus231804]

@a1989inc lolwhats so funny?

i want to know too

[CartoonCity500]

Drunk bastard. lol

[TheMysticapple]

2:24 LMAO!

Someone got home, 4am, after a hard nights drinking and thought *NOW* is the perfect time to do the LBRP. I know, I'll dress up as the devil for extra awesome, because like, the devil invented the LBRP and I'm drunk.

LMFAO at the wounded animal noises too. srsly!

[hoturtu87]

Satan would surely have more power and influnce to generate more than 10,000 views.I think this new global awareness movement is taking away from his program of "indulge yourself first,and then let the world take care of it's own self".

[ExKyo08]

lol he looks like a dumb darth vader XD

[llJRLL1979ll]

LOLOL yeah, well I suppose you could do that on a Saturday night...but one thing that might help you get over your oogah boogah and mumbo jumbo....GET LAID, GET A LIFE

[Jesus231804]

wow

is this what SOME people do in thier spare time XD

God bless you and God loves you

:)

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

Mr. Jesus....God just informed me and wished that I pass this onto you my unenlightened kinfolk.....you fail, and should not leave comments like that on videos like this

kick back,

enjoy,

(but most importantly)...

SHUT da FUCK UP! :D

[Jesus231804]

hahaha

man

you really have no idea how to use proper grammer.

I'll tell you this,

Go to school first and learn how to write properly and then come talk to me about such and such but until you do

God bless you and take care

your friend Jesus231804

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

L2git Jokez n00b.....did that sate your need for proper grammer? Oh, do I long to hear your retort of indubidable frustration....If only I could see the smug grin wash clean from your face when the epiphany strikes like a cobra hidden amongst the foliage, that you speak to one not of lesser intellect, but of greater....

dont take a serious tone on a funny video, ppl find it 2 be unpleasant. and u get no more "proper grammer" from now on, fel sir. so id recommend agaisnt an angry response..

[Jesus231804]

you know what,

all i can say is God bless you and take care because i have spent way to much time talking to you and giving you things to write about in your little blog

take care and God bless you

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

...ONE FINAL QUESTION!!!

...where the heaven's my "blogg?"

[Jesus231804]

OK

didn't i tell you to go to school and to learn how to write properly. huh

i am very disappointment in you and i will stop this conversation now because i have no intention of damaging your little heart

God bless you and take care

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

hahah, for someone whos all about god, you sure are snide....dont think god wants a little cunt running around his big silver palace....but I am glad you took my advice, makes this conversation seem a little more pleasant :D

[Jesus231804]

seriously bro

it don't matter what you think because it is not going to change anything

so having that been said,

God loves you and take care and know that i will be praying for you every time i pray to God.

so that he can open your eyes like he opened my eyes.

Because over all

me and you do not have the last word about anything,God has the last word.

God bless you and have a good day.

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

Ya know what....god is NOT real....i would know, as one who has been dead twice and is still alive....read the story of Job and then try to sound righteous (without sounding stupid for following a murderous gambler)

[Jesus231804]

ha ha my friend

you have maid a very good point in reference to job.

If you day that God is not real than how is satanism real?

then there is no devil but overall

God has healed me in many ways that science cant explain.

I ripped three ligaments in my right ankle during football practice(i played for AHVS in San Bernardino CA)

and after going to a specialist he told me i was going to need to have surgery and that i would not be able to play football.

...

[Jesus231804]

after the appointment my parents and some friends from church prayed so that God would heal my ankle and you know what?

God healed me and i am currently training for MMA.

Praise God because he has healed me and i didn't need surgery and maybe you'll see me on TV one day

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

first of all...FUCK SATAN and anyone dumb enough to go for that shit....secondly, I died of pneumonia (in all seriousness, the doctors told me I was going to die, there was nothing they could do)...now i believe in the flow of endless energy, tai chi, and the honor of the ancient chivalric code (b4 christians raped it)...i was dead for a few minutes, but miraculously came back...after practicing my tai chi and visualizing myself recovering...I made an amazing recovery...explain that please...

[Jesus231804]

i tell you that nothing helped you but God,

i know a brother who died a couple of times,he was shot nine times and you know what,

he was a shot caller for one of the biggest gangs in LA,

he could say that he came back to life cuz of his strength or you could credit tai-chi,

but you know what he says

he says that it is because of Gods mercy that he still stands today, and that mercy was there for you and for everyone else who was in that situation no matter if you believe it or not

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

Well, I do not credit my survival to tai chi (although i can explain the science AND reality behind how it helped in the recovery process)...i accredit my survival to the skill of the emergency medical personnel, but mostly to my strong spirit. Even after having performed the seven sins and sought no 'forgiveness' for my animal instincts, and also after commiting the ultimate unforgivable sin, I still survived....unless you have a brain deficiency you'll see somethins wrong with ur explaination

[Jesus231804]

over all,

the wisdom and strategies that the doctors have is only because of God.

PS

there's no sin that is unforgivable.

why?

because JesusChrist died on the cross of Calvary and allows us to be cleansed for all of our sins,

no one is perfect.

God is not looking for a perfect heart,

he is only looking for a heart that really wants to try.

i thank God that me and you know this and have a CHOICE of listening to Gods voice because there are many people in hell that want another chance!

[tattvam4]

who, 50 cent?

[Jesus231804]

"O_o"

what are you talking about sir???

[sdwoods01]

This is funny beyond belief. Would have been funnier if he had disappeared in a puff of smoke at the end

[acesarewild2009]

I have to say, it doesnt speak well for my brother magicians who speak in such crudities. Ego is the destruction of man when not kept in check, and your tongues are daggers when they should be tools of thought.

That said, I hope this gentleman was joking around, but if he wasnt I hope someone can give him the wisdom he needs to complete the ritual properly and without the distasteful religious symbolism...

[Bardout]

Ah. Wicca... what's not to love? the love of nature, the worship of gods and godesses who love you, and the demon possession... oh wait, did I say demon possession? huh, guess I did.

My girlfriend and I were Wiccan once. not too long ago actually. then she ended up passing out at a computer and when she awoke on the screen was a website about praising Lucifer as lord and master. Hmm... funny I thought Anu: the mother godess and the horned god Ceunon were the lady and lord of Wicca... hmmm...

[thelema3131]

WOW WHAT A TOOL!!!!

hahaha! holy crap he is totally missing the point. This guy should be embarrassed.

[5crypticLights]

HE'S DRUNK!

Check out the beer can on top of his TV.

[tetamyn]

yea...this guys a dipshit.

if i were lucifer i wouldn't listen to any of his desires nor would i make them manifest!! he wasn't chanting any names that i recognize, just mumbo jumbo.....

[IlluminatiOvIndiana]

....I dunno... callin' up Jewish Gods?

.. Before me Lucifer, Behind me Puzuzu, on my right Satan, on my left Cthulu... etc

..

or stick to the standard Star Ruby there Hornblower.

[happygocarts]

Hell Yeah!! Hail Satan!

[johntrevy]

I thought it was a Klingon doing a sacrifice of a Targ (or however its spelled)

[not2seri0us]

He sounds constipated!!!

[slayer071680]

this dude is an idiot that mocks what is sacred. dude obviously did this to make fun of true practioners and is probably a christian under the guise of making us think we are stupid or something

[666DemonsOHell]

if he is he's only mocking himself

[vrastamnos]

hahahahaaahahahaha

[luxaeternus]

hehe..its a good thing its a Joke...otherwise id nit pick about how terrible the ritual was and all the elements missing. Ya...like the devil would be performing a LBRP..kinda like banishing his own dumb self.

[MythofDemocracy]

Just out of interest, if it is a banishing why is he moving deosil?

[IlluminatiOvIndiana]

Not only... all those banishing Earth pentagrams..and never invoking.. no wonder all the LBRers are broke.

[Evolutionist787]

Surly The Devil would have particular issues performing a ritual that utilises the names of god? ;) hehor is that part of his punishment for being oh so naughty?

[Kakarot7]

lmao, thats hilarious, and a brilliant idea.

I love it.

On a slightly more serious note, people should consider the psychodrama created here, and not just some fucked up new age christian symbolism of an infernal, horned, satan (devil).

However i can understand why this can be taken as a mockery.

[icecold3301]

just plain crap man

[peterjordan16910]

Joseph Cambell recounted the devil was sent to hell because he disobayed God. God aparently told him to serve man but he could never serve anyone but God because his love for God was so complete. so it wouldn't be so ironic for him to be giving it the YHVH, didn't think the devil had such a good sense of hummor. Now when I think about it I am totally convinced this guy IS channeling the Devil [or actually is the Devil] potraying his misery in the LBRP because of his unrequited love for God. LOL

[burkspatrick]

come on man look im into karate too and they show katas right so the LBRP is kinda like a high magick ritual kata right so show something serious ok or get the crap off

[DckrsnThmas5762]

Not funny at all. That's something that a bias, closed-minded person would do. Mocking such a sacred ritual.

[Aniketos00]

God another stupid Yank....

[magicalhearingman]

@Aniketos00 lmao ty very much for displaying the fact (publicly to the world) that you don't know Americans. Come across the pond and then maybe you can talk shit once you meet some of us.

[magicalhearingman]

@Aniketos00 I suppose I should take this time to mention the man that just killed 70-something people in the Netherlands.

[RaineChilde]

The LBRP is not needed by a non-existant "devil"...a binding ritual is needed for *you* , however.

[vialux23]

Nice work Mendes, now Allah my goats are sterile..besides, I do believe you've just invoked the bastard son of a failed Kabuki actor and his "fallen" mistress, Ethel Merman. Can someone kindly remove Gene Simmons from the temple? FNORD!

[hanassi]

Ps:2:4: He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.

[shadowhedgehog1]

hermes is my name eat my wings and i be tame

[NielsVE07]

You made quite some mistakes actually.

[greenlordd]

I would say several instead of some. He cant actually vibrate the words properly. The mask is lame and the garments he wears meaningless. He looks more like a fool doing a ritual that is essencially meaningless to him.... why would you wear a demon mask to banish one anyways....

[Ukrofeede]

What is it that the "devil itself" needs to be banished? :)

[emma40949]

boo!BOO!DUMB BUTT

[VenusSatanas]

Regardie would roll in his grave..good work my man

[JohnEngineer]

Asshole

[Magus71]

You just can't get much dumber than this!

[krauklisgoth777]

this idiot blaspheme ceremonial magick... dirty pig.................

[JRock005]

magick is blasphemy period....

[VenusSatanas]

yes youre going to hell just for writing about it lol

[ravenwinter1]

you are a fool.

[DaneBennDabid]

magick is Life and the conscious evolution of God as both the Creator and the Created creating.

[TheFunPatrol]

well aside from its absurdity, the Church might find it nice to see Satan finally calling on YHVH ;) haha.

[Lehigh2011]

ugh, this guy totally mauled the LBRP -_-

.... tho I will admit I did get a couple of chuckles...

[MAGUS1947]

This guy is a total tosser. Is he for real? This is a very poweful ritual and it's a shame to see such a muppet performing it.

[D31T3R]

Hey, that muppet is SATAN, your lord and master, bucko! LMAO, I especially loved the devoking pent.'s and the thick accent vibrating the names of the holy and eternal god J-ELLO.

[arcane18]

This guy is so stoned that is working with only two neurons I guess.

Poor man.

[Sekhemkhet]

IDIOT.

[RowanC123]

What a fucking idiot!

[asanumara]

LMAO!

[solubleduck]

oh my HAT - i have not laughed so much in a while - that was awesome.

rubbermasked lbrp devil dude - watch out for the table - nothing makes demons snigger more than bad form in good ritual.

[FraterO]

hehehe nicely put.

I think he's rather drunk ;)

[RoseCrossVato]

Perhaps it was a good idea, in this case, to not bring the archangels into the situation.

[killswitch212]

Am I the only one who thinks that watching someone in a devil costume vibrate god names while doing a sacred ritual is fucked up?

And if you're going to dress up as a devil, you might as well invert the pentagrams to go along with you

[christopher2906]

No your not

[vampdave88]

can we say FUCKING GAY!

[D31T3R]

:( I take offense!

If he were gay he would have had the decency to buy a good mask and prolly has taken enough dance to have good balance. I mean, if you're gonna spoof like a goodly and *Proper* witch-queer, you gotta have style. bad choice of words. (but I catch the sentiment)

[alfiroo]

cual se fumo?????

[simsguildwars]

VERY VERY STUPID!

[ShadowMik20]

Wat the fuck!

[sbusz]

the devil is short?

[Angeldeluz1970]

A very one-sided portrayal of a multifaceted timeless ritual. It does not contain the wholeness of and completeness of the Hermetic Law of Opposites, but rather confines a ritual that embodies the completeness of all powers to merely the darker half. One "end of the stick" is emphasized above the other. This denotes a poor understanding of the ultimate reality. Without the Light there is no Darkness.

~A Past-Life Adept

[reynaldbell]

a devil doing the pentagram ritual; how original! Bonehead lose the devil mask, the red light, and the sword.why is this imp-ass doing this expansive ritual in a ''telephone booth''and what is all that clutter on the alter; clean up, for god's sake,lol.

[D31T3R]

Alas, so many pagans have messy altars... kinda shows their state of mind whilst doing magic when you see all the clutter on the table. no wonder why so many pagans get poor magic results -- no real depth of focus. and commanding the Jewish God with a sword is like pissing on the face of the Queen in her own castle.. LOL! yeh, the sword is a great addition to the ridiculosity. I get it now, only Satan could botch the job THAT poorly!

[Himwhomserves]

i hate messy alters, i mean i have a very ceramonial alter with many things on it but they are orderley

[curumba13]

Love the sash! which magical order is it from?!

[rfernandezmx]

its not sash its a band of master mason of scottish rite

[ANALVOMIT666]

puras pendejadas