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  • Whoever put this together you kick ass.thanks for a good laugh.

  • Would love to see R Lee confront a modern day Female Marine DI !!!!!

  • This was disliked by 18 commies

    

  • HAHAHAHAHAAH XD

  • lol...awesome....

  • Oh God, I'm gonna die laughing. The Pole run by the Corps!

  • Love it lol

  • Freakin Brilliant.

  • Hehehe! LAWLZ!

  • It must have been tedious getting the synchronization of the Gunny to the elves! Thanks for posting. I enjoyed that.

  • Hahaha, I'm definately sending linking this in emails this christmas season!

  • LMAO!

  • NICELY DONE!!!

  • chuck norris shits himself at the sound of gunny hartman.

  • Apparently yelling and shit makes you a better soldier. Bullshit.

  • @carinya55 Its supposed to weed out the pussys who can't take a bit of abuse and meant to unite the recruits under a common enemy (The Instructor)...

  • @90freaks37 Exactly! Break them down, get their buy in for unquestioning discipline, make them brothers in arms.. Under fire, questioning orders gets men killed.

  • @ClassicCity17 yo dude R LEE ERMEY was from the marines, so they're not called drill "sargeant" they are called drill instructor.

  • good job

  • Gunny is abou to stomp their guts out!

  • Amazing dialogue

  • I like how the audio perfectly matches the video :D

  • best shit ever!!!!!!!!!!

  • BwahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! BRILLIANT! They should do this remake for the kiddies!

  • You are the man! Wonderfull job!

  • LMFAO!! That is awesome! Hooah!!!

  • lol i bet he could suck a golfball through a garden hoes

  • That was TITS!!

  • Funny, funny, funny. Gotta lot of time on your hands don't ya joker? Keep up the good work.

  • Hilarious!! LMAO!!

  • That's like a prefect reinactment

  • Too funnyyyy!!!

  • omfg!!! i died

    

  • Let me see your war face!

  • Dude you rock this is hilarious!!!

  • lol nice video

  • this my friend si the only way i can like elfs

    semper fi!!1

  • rofl that was awsome

  • 14 people's assholes are sucking buttermilk

  • genious

  • there needs to be a "love it" button

  • out of all the curses he said he didnt say ho ho ho

  • Excellent Christmas video for every 4- year-old to learn how to deal with the

    "New World Order". NO SISSIES ALLOWED!

    (Santa's a "disgusting fatbody").

  • lolz

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  • I wish we could "like" this video more than once. Sheer brilliance.

  • this is awesome lol

  • oh man this is the best, especially if you remember seeing this on tv.

  • the part where it looks like gunny hartman hits the kid is fantastic hahaha

  • 900th like!  ooorah!!!!!

  • "was that you john wayne? was this me?" i laughed so hard at that, espeacialy his face when he said that hahahaha!

  • 12 people had best unfuck themselves

  • I signed up just to rate this. This was awesome! ...lmfao so good.

  • That

    Was

    AWESOME!

  • out fuckin standing piece of cinematic art. ohh fucking rah

  • Who disliked this!? WHO THE FUCK DISLIKED THIS? WHO ARE THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLE-TOED COCKSUCKERS ON HERE WHO JUST SIGNED THEIR OWN DEATH WARRANTS!? Nobody huh? THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER DISLIKED THIS!!!!

  • 12 slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksuckers.

  • Outstanding!

  • 12 dislikes? Hahaha 12 pussies who piss their pants at the very sound of the Gunny's voice!

  • 12 people are jackwagons.

  • i all most pissed my self when i saw this

  • 0:13 - 0:34

  • Hartman: Did any of your parents children live?

    Pyle: SIR YES SIR!

    HArtman: Ibet they regret that.... your so ugly you could be modern art masterpiece

  • This has to the most hilarious piece work I have in quite a while. I about peed in my pants when I first saw it. Two thumbs up!!!! =-D

  • He for sure needs a hug

  • 12 people dont like christmas...or AMERICA!

  • There's one thing you won't like Private Snowball they don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.

  • THE FAIRY-FUCKING-GODMOTHER SAID IT, HUH?!!

  • "who said that"

    every one looks

  • this is the best

    

  • you are awsome!!!

  • Awesome, nice connection.

  • "What's your excuse?" "Excuse for what, Sir?" "I'm asking the questions here!"

  • Out-fucking-standing!

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!! i WISH drill instructors could be like this... fuckin mothers of america....

  • @DJcrzynss Yeah damn blue cards or stress cards whatever they are called. What kind of shit is that.

  • @vcgjr76 i went with the expectation of gettin my ass kicked... nope... the worst part of bootcamp was the fact that you had no privacy and you had no free time... thats it...

  • OMG!!!! This is powerful. I almost cried laughing. I love it! Very good editing. They ought make a movie of it, give him a contract. :D

  • LMAO...that still kills me. Thanks.

  • funny !!!give er hell!!lol!!

  • i never knew this

  • Soooo funny

  • *coffee spew*

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  • funny..

    

  • Dude my fucking stomach is hurting so bad from laughing!!!!

  • Epic

  • Hell I like you, I'll let you come over to my house and fuck my REINDEER!

  • "Does a former drill sargeant make a terrible elf?"

  • @ClassicCity17 correction.. DRILL INSTRUCTOR... DRILL SGTS ARE FOR THE ARMY.. HOPEFULLY HE DOESNT READ WHAT YOU WROTE CUZ HE"D PROBABLY stab you pt you till you fucking die hed probably pt you till your ashole starts sucking buttermilk ;)

  • @reaperschild1234 I am quoting the Geico commercial dude. Take a deep breath and relax.

  • Awesome!

  • ROFL!!!! Hilarious!!!!

  • my day was just made

  • Fucking great editing loll

  • Well what the fock do we have here?!!!!!!!! a jelly doughnut.

  • joker's voice actually does sound like the blonde elf in the movie.

  • This is the most amazing video on YouTube ever!!!!!

  • "now let me see your war face!"

    "AAAAAAGH!!"

    "BULLSHIT! You didn't convince me! now let me see your REAL war face!"

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH­!!"

  • Nothing gets better than this. Why the hell doesn't this have 100,000,000,000 views?

  • this was the greatest thing i have ever seen. period.

  • lol you look like a fucking worm! xD

  • This is pure genius.

  • It's scary how how well that works.

    But it still took a demented mind to mess w/ the elves,

    and a good eye to notice that it would work, very cool.

  • So the elves join Santa's workshop to kill? 0.0 Wow, Santa's into some serious old school gangsta shit.

  • Holy fucking shit... brillant!

  • I love it when he says who the fuck said that as the head elf turnd his body like that!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • oh my god! this is fukin hillarious!

  • Now this is severely messed up. Me likey. Too bad I can only give one thumbs up.

  • Bullshit you didnt convince me!!!

  • This is the best director's cut of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer that I have ever seen!!!

  • @foolish1193 i'd like to see the rudolph animators do full metal jacket!!!! everyone would be shittin themselves watchin that!

  • This is the greatest video ever.

    LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!!!!

  • Classic!!

  • Who said that? (They all look at the elf on the end) Who the fuck said that?(They all look away)

  • HAHA!!! XDDD LOVE HIS WAR FACE!!!

  • That is just.......LMFAO!!!

  • LAWL

  • This is too funny.

  • Long live R. Lee Ermey !!! Long live The Gunny

  • Directors cut?

  • Things just ain't the same up in the North Pole since Gunny Elf put in his time up there.

  • To quote the cowboy comedian John Wesley Austin "Know whut?That ain't riiiiight!"

  • WHO DA FUK SAID THAT?!

  • GUNNY!

  • I SOOOO favorited this, and for you 7 who don't like this "YOU BEST UNFUCK YOURSELVES OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!!!!!"

  • LMAO!!!!!!FUCKING GREAT!!

  • awesome idea looolololololol i know it by heart and that made me laugh so.....

  • I bet Gunny's elves exceeded their toy quotas that year!

  • @Towncrier123 Naw,I think the vote went for the shop to stay non union that year.

  • OMG freakin hilarious

  • You don't scare me work on it LOL

  • Warface got me everytime jesus I love this

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH­AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

  • THAT'S FUCKING FABULOUS!! GOD DAMN, THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! ELVES AS MARINES! JESUS H CHRIST!

  • OMG! I laughed so hard!!

  • this is the best version of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer ever!!!!!! :D

  • you can come over to my house and fuck my sister, u best unfuck urself or i will unscrew ur head and shit down your throught SIR YES SIR

  • Hoorah!

  • awesome

  • LMAO!.... too bad a scene with santa and head elf wasn't used... "Whats your name Fatbody?!!"

  • OMFG That is so awsome!! I love that shit, do some more!!! get hold of me when you do

  • hahhaha ahhhhhhh!!!!!

  • this is great

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • FUNNY

  • YOU DONT SCARE ME WORK ON IT.

    Best movie ever :D

  • Awesome job 5 stars!!

  • Bullshit! You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

    OOORAH!

  • fuckin love it 10/10

  • bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden house

  • I WILL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE!

  • LMAO!!!!!!! Oh god I laughed so motherlovin' hard. Perfect!! Thanks man, thanks a bunch!

  • Hilarious!

  • This genious. I love it. The timing and everything was perfect. lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Favorited!

  • You are a genious!

  • Next time add the line from it:

    do you suck dick?

    sir, no sir.

    Bull shit! you look like you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!

  • OH , Shit, you guys did not do that! JThis was too frikking funny. I just died laughing.

  • This is the funniest thing I saw all year. I fn love it.

  • LMFAO!!!! I have not laughed that hard in about 2 years!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!

  • lol i love how he just says UNTILL U DIE out of no where

  • xDDDDD totally awesome!

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!! Sooooo funnnnnnnnnnny

  • Ha ha good idea! FMJ is the best thing to do a dub on! R. lee ermey s so awsome. any way good job. keep up the good work

  • not the best dubbing but its okay

  • Hilarious!

  • LMAO

  • I will pt you until your assholes are sucking butter milk!

  • that was freakin' excellent ! really got the ol' funny bone with that one. =)  would like to see more work from you if you can keep it that good !!!...5/5

  • was this from full metal jacket

  • This video has AIDS written all ovah it! Lawl!

  • AIDS?

  • BRILLIANT!!!!

  • ROFLMAO!!!