@90freaks37 Exactly! Break them down, get their buy in for unquestioning discipline, make them brothers in arms.. Under fire, questioning orders gets men killed.
Who disliked this!? WHO THE FUCK DISLIKED THIS? WHO ARE THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLE-TOED COCKSUCKERS ON HERE WHO JUST SIGNED THEIR OWN DEATH WARRANTS!? Nobody huh? THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER DISLIKED THIS!!!!
@vcgjr76 i went with the expectation of gettin my ass kicked... nope... the worst part of bootcamp was the fact that you had no privacy and you had no free time... thats it...
@ClassicCity17 correction.. DRILL INSTRUCTOR... DRILL SGTS ARE FOR THE ARMY.. HOPEFULLY HE DOESNT READ WHAT YOU WROTE CUZ HE"D PROBABLY stab you pt you till you fucking die hed probably pt you till your ashole starts sucking buttermilk ;)
that was freakin' excellent ! really got the ol' funny bone with that one. =) would like to see more work from you if you can keep it that good !!!...5/5
Whoever put this together you kick ass.thanks for a good laugh.
thankgodforrednecks 1 month ago
Would love to see R Lee confront a modern day Female Marine DI !!!!!
cheval572 1 month ago
This was disliked by 18 commies
GeassKnight1 2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAAH XD
getalife67 2 months ago
lol...awesome....
fluffyface911 2 months ago
Oh God, I'm gonna die laughing. The Pole run by the Corps!
emmy1cat 2 months ago
Love it lol
2012Steelerfan 2 months ago
Freakin Brilliant.
ClockCutter 3 months ago
Hehehe! LAWLZ!
littlebigheroman 3 months ago
It must have been tedious getting the synchronization of the Gunny to the elves! Thanks for posting. I enjoyed that.
GunBigotHater 3 months ago
Hahaha, I'm definately sending linking this in emails this christmas season!
MrStr8leg 3 months ago
LMAO!
santanaincubus 3 months ago
NICELY DONE!!!
SmokeRingsPipeDreams 4 months ago
chuck norris shits himself at the sound of gunny hartman.
thetrainguru 5 months ago 2
Apparently yelling and shit makes you a better soldier. Bullshit.
carinya55 5 months ago
@carinya55 Its supposed to weed out the pussys who can't take a bit of abuse and meant to unite the recruits under a common enemy (The Instructor)...
90freaks37 3 months ago
@90freaks37 Exactly! Break them down, get their buy in for unquestioning discipline, make them brothers in arms.. Under fire, questioning orders gets men killed.
emmy1cat 2 months ago
@ClassicCity17 yo dude R LEE ERMEY was from the marines, so they're not called drill "sargeant" they are called drill instructor.
fdar13 5 months ago
good job
SethJohnston17 6 months ago
Gunny is abou to stomp their guts out!
mpavin 6 months ago
Amazing dialogue
76ComicFan 7 months ago
I like how the audio perfectly matches the video :D
xXCoUnTeRxStRiKeXx 9 months ago
best shit ever!!!!!!!!!!
DrNSoos 9 months ago
BwahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! BRILLIANT! They should do this remake for the kiddies!
QuidamByMoonlight 9 months ago
You are the man! Wonderfull job!
MrDrakePrice 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I BET IT WAS YOU! :D
MasacruRo 10 months ago
LMFAO!! That is awesome! Hooah!!!
kristofer4041 10 months ago
lol i bet he could suck a golfball through a garden hoes
stupotgorilla 10 months ago
That was TITS!!
graphicsgod 10 months ago
Funny, funny, funny. Gotta lot of time on your hands don't ya joker? Keep up the good work.
Abnermoon 10 months ago
Hilarious!! LMAO!!
TheEldweebo 11 months ago
That's like a prefect reinactment
mediblue9 11 months ago
Too funnyyyy!!!
FeatureMLBstar 11 months ago
omfg!!! i died
beware57 1 year ago
Let me see your war face!
Rodgerinho 1 year ago
Dude you rock this is hilarious!!!
asuato 1 year ago
lol nice video
NorthstarXXXI 1 year ago
this my friend si the only way i can like elfs
semper fi!!1
AMENAZAwarriorbear 1 year ago
rofl that was awsome
Habegger23 1 year ago
14 people's assholes are sucking buttermilk
andy91091 1 year ago
genious
TheDudeAbides 1 year ago
there needs to be a "love it" button
pouncey0612 1 year ago
out of all the curses he said he didnt say ho ho ho
TheCatlover51 1 year ago
Excellent Christmas video for every 4- year-old to learn how to deal with the
"New World Order". NO SISSIES ALLOWED!
(Santa's a "disgusting fatbody").
4freespeech 1 year ago 2
lolz
mosquewatcher 1 year ago
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mosquewatcher 1 year ago
I wish we could "like" this video more than once. Sheer brilliance.
cjl1586A 1 year ago
this is awesome lol
anonymousdev1l 1 year ago
oh man this is the best, especially if you remember seeing this on tv.
bill0756 1 year ago
the part where it looks like gunny hartman hits the kid is fantastic hahaha
hooboy123 1 year ago
900th like! ooorah!!!!!
mrbadx19 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"was that you john wayne? is this me?" i laughed so hard at that, espeacialy his face when he said that hahahaha!
commandergree1231 1 year ago
"was that you john wayne? was this me?" i laughed so hard at that, espeacialy his face when he said that hahahaha!
commandergree1231 1 year ago
12 people had best unfuck themselves
TheFuror1191 1 year ago
I signed up just to rate this. This was awesome! ...lmfao so good.
foxescal 1 year ago
That
Was
AWESOME!
mooseasaurusrex 1 year ago
out fuckin standing piece of cinematic art. ohh fucking rah
tjrecon 1 year ago
Who disliked this!? WHO THE FUCK DISLIKED THIS? WHO ARE THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLE-TOED COCKSUCKERS ON HERE WHO JUST SIGNED THEIR OWN DEATH WARRANTS!? Nobody huh? THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER DISLIKED THIS!!!!
SidBurn4686 1 year ago 43
12 slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksuckers.
TheOthoudt 1 year ago 6
Outstanding!
lighthouse44 1 year ago
12 dislikes? Hahaha 12 pussies who piss their pants at the very sound of the Gunny's voice!
TonyN737 1 year ago 4
12 people are jackwagons.
BuzzsawtheHedgehog 1 year ago 20
i all most pissed my self when i saw this
MindBombExplosions 1 year ago 2
0:13 - 0:34
theangelsdragon 1 year ago 4
Hartman: Did any of your parents children live?
Pyle: SIR YES SIR!
HArtman: Ibet they regret that.... your so ugly you could be modern art masterpiece
USCCHRIS0476 1 year ago
This has to the most hilarious piece work I have in quite a while. I about peed in my pants when I first saw it. Two thumbs up!!!! =-D
MrDRUID27 1 year ago
He for sure needs a hug
slr735 1 year ago
12 people dont like christmas...or AMERICA!
DynastyLang 1 year ago 5
There's one thing you won't like Private Snowball they don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.
mtume007 1 year ago 2
THE FAIRY-FUCKING-GODMOTHER SAID IT, HUH?!!
lE1337l 1 year ago 5
"who said that"
every one looks
IDRadam 1 year ago
this is the best
cseals18 1 year ago
you are awsome!!!
Dominique913 1 year ago
Awesome, nice connection.
julius923 1 year ago
"What's your excuse?" "Excuse for what, Sir?" "I'm asking the questions here!"
FlamingSpidermonkeys 1 year ago
Out-fucking-standing!
BuddyFantastic 1 year ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!! i WISH drill instructors could be like this... fuckin mothers of america....
DJcrzynss 1 year ago
@DJcrzynss Yeah damn blue cards or stress cards whatever they are called. What kind of shit is that.
vcgjr76 1 year ago
@vcgjr76 i went with the expectation of gettin my ass kicked... nope... the worst part of bootcamp was the fact that you had no privacy and you had no free time... thats it...
DJcrzynss 1 year ago
OMG!!!! This is powerful. I almost cried laughing. I love it! Very good editing. They ought make a movie of it, give him a contract. :D
kingfisher76971 1 year ago
LMAO...that still kills me. Thanks.
SemperNavajo 1 year ago
funny !!!give er hell!!lol!!
1smokingunz 1 year ago
i never knew this
bigshow1fan 1 year ago
Soooo funny
Thebossisbac 1 year ago
*coffee spew*
PointmanVoVMC 1 year ago
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Two7One 1 year ago
funny..
pbzepper 1 year ago
Dude my fucking stomach is hurting so bad from laughing!!!!
Ivestor1 1 year ago
Epic
ShottyMario 1 year ago
Hell I like you, I'll let you come over to my house and fuck my REINDEER!
Scarred4lyfe3 1 year ago 6
@Scarred4lyfe3 LOL
300MUSIC 1 year ago
"Does a former drill sargeant make a terrible elf?"
ClassicCity17 1 year ago 73
@ClassicCity17 correction.. DRILL INSTRUCTOR... DRILL SGTS ARE FOR THE ARMY.. HOPEFULLY HE DOESNT READ WHAT YOU WROTE CUZ HE"D PROBABLY stab you pt you till you fucking die hed probably pt you till your ashole starts sucking buttermilk ;)
reaperschild1234 10 months ago
@reaperschild1234 I am quoting the Geico commercial dude. Take a deep breath and relax.
ClassicCity17 10 months ago
Awesome!
ClassicCity17 1 year ago
ROFL!!!! Hilarious!!!!
gunner1506 1 year ago
my day was just made
dumfart21 1 year ago
Fucking great editing loll
MrJoHnCoLt 1 year ago
Well what the fock do we have here?!!!!!!!! a jelly doughnut.
DDEDGER 1 year ago
joker's voice actually does sound like the blonde elf in the movie.
OttoVonGoenne 1 year ago
This is the most amazing video on YouTube ever!!!!!
Astonisher63 1 year ago
"now let me see your war face!"
"AAAAAAGH!!"
"BULLSHIT! You didn't convince me! now let me see your REAL war face!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!"
Seijitsu0 1 year ago
Nothing gets better than this. Why the hell doesn't this have 100,000,000,000 views?
Lassannn 1 year ago
this was the greatest thing i have ever seen. period.
dsore93 1 year ago
lol you look like a fucking worm! xD
ElitexPenguin 1 year ago
This is pure genius.
LordJazor 1 year ago
It's scary how how well that works.
But it still took a demented mind to mess w/ the elves,
and a good eye to notice that it would work, very cool.
MWFrontier 1 year ago
So the elves join Santa's workshop to kill? 0.0 Wow, Santa's into some serious old school gangsta shit.
tornadomaximus 1 year ago 2
Holy fucking shit... brillant!
EconAtheist 1 year ago
I love it when he says who the fuck said that as the head elf turnd his body like that!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
notugle 1 year ago
oh my god! this is fukin hillarious!
gunghosgt89 1 year ago
Now this is severely messed up. Me likey. Too bad I can only give one thumbs up.
MadTinfoilHatter 1 year ago
Bullshit you didnt convince me!!!
gdcardona91 1 year ago
This is the best director's cut of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer that I have ever seen!!!
foolish1193 1 year ago 65
@foolish1193 i'd like to see the rudolph animators do full metal jacket!!!! everyone would be shittin themselves watchin that!
mrbadx19 1 year ago
This is the greatest video ever.
LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!!!!
tacodaddy0792 1 year ago
Classic!!
WJJ1968 1 year ago
Who said that? (They all look at the elf on the end) Who the fuck said that?(They all look away)
charles00000000000 1 year ago
HAHA!!! XDDD LOVE HIS WAR FACE!!!
11M10A17R75INES 1 year ago
That is just.......LMFAO!!!
rtds9fan 1 year ago
LAWL
dman02289 1 year ago
This is too funny.
GunnySGT1911 1 year ago
Long live R. Lee Ermey !!! Long live The Gunny
xsailor85 1 year ago
Directors cut?
skateVA1011 1 year ago 3
Things just ain't the same up in the North Pole since Gunny Elf put in his time up there.
Zippertheslipper 1 year ago
To quote the cowboy comedian John Wesley Austin "Know whut?That ain't riiiiight!"
doughesson 1 year ago
WHO DA FUK SAID THAT?!
chachi248 1 year ago
GUNNY!
Roflzmahwoflz 1 year ago
I SOOOO favorited this, and for you 7 who don't like this "YOU BEST UNFUCK YOURSELVES OR I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!!!!!"
SupMamma88 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!!!FUCKING GREAT!!
yashieboy31 1 year ago
awesome idea looolololololol i know it by heart and that made me laugh so.....
thomaspilot93 1 year ago
I bet Gunny's elves exceeded their toy quotas that year!
Towncrier123 1 year ago
@Towncrier123 Naw,I think the vote went for the shop to stay non union that year.
doughesson 1 year ago
OMG freakin hilarious
Zariack 1 year ago
You don't scare me work on it LOL
sano0311 1 year ago
Warface got me everytime jesus I love this
bigmankralc 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
RevSvc17 1 year ago
THAT'S FUCKING FABULOUS!! GOD DAMN, THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! ELVES AS MARINES! JESUS H CHRIST!
ezwaitloss 1 year ago
OMG! I laughed so hard!!
TheIncredibleMrOz 1 year ago
this is the best version of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer ever!!!!!! :D
SpiritDancer86 1 year ago 2
you can come over to my house and fuck my sister, u best unfuck urself or i will unscrew ur head and shit down your throught SIR YES SIR
desotowheeler 1 year ago
Hoorah!
Yamahapro500 1 year ago
awesome
tizit88 1 year ago
LMAO!.... too bad a scene with santa and head elf wasn't used... "Whats your name Fatbody?!!"
gimme2utah1 1 year ago 4
OMFG That is so awsome!! I love that shit, do some more!!! get hold of me when you do
SirRaze 1 year ago
hahhaha ahhhhhhh!!!!!
finepoint100 1 year ago
this is great
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1thomashood 1 year ago
FUNNY
PACOTHEGHOSTBUSTER 1 year ago
YOU DONT SCARE ME WORK ON IT.
Best movie ever :D
lucifierkiller 1 year ago
Awesome job 5 stars!!
euchreman 1 year ago
Bullshit! You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
OOORAH!
SecretService80 2 years ago 2
fuckin love it 10/10
paraord9mm 2 years ago
bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden house
cenasgirl911 2 years ago
I WILL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE!
CplStreicher70 2 years ago
LMAO!!!!!!! Oh god I laughed so motherlovin' hard. Perfect!! Thanks man, thanks a bunch!
SemperNavajo 2 years ago
Hilarious!
TheTiburon0 2 years ago
This genious. I love it. The timing and everything was perfect. lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrMarine5454 2 years ago
Favorited!
SecretService80 2 years ago
You are a genious!
EMTBud 2 years ago
Next time add the line from it:
do you suck dick?
sir, no sir.
Bull shit! you look like you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!
Jonusmax 2 years ago
OH , Shit, you guys did not do that! JThis was too frikking funny. I just died laughing.
pjezierski 2 years ago
This is the funniest thing I saw all year. I fn love it.
ozark75 2 years ago
LMFAO!!!! I have not laughed that hard in about 2 years!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!
tklsyurfeet 2 years ago
lol i love how he just says UNTILL U DIE out of no where
ligas95 2 years ago
xDDDDD totally awesome!
LapiCzechNinja 2 years ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!! Sooooo funnnnnnnnnnny
homiegdogg00 2 years ago
Ha ha good idea! FMJ is the best thing to do a dub on! R. lee ermey s so awsome. any way good job. keep up the good work
Peterhschwab 2 years ago
not the best dubbing but its okay
peaceplz100 2 years ago
Hilarious!
alleydude 2 years ago
LMAO
thebig419 2 years ago
I will pt you until your assholes are sucking butter milk!
myguitardidyermom12 2 years ago
that was freakin' excellent ! really got the ol' funny bone with that one. =) would like to see more work from you if you can keep it that good !!!...5/5
DaHammerMan72 2 years ago
was this from full metal jacket
ktie28 2 years ago
This video has AIDS written all ovah it! Lawl!
ukog9 2 years ago
AIDS?
homiegdogg00 2 years ago
BRILLIANT!!!!
contrabndsuprman 2 years ago
ROFLMAO!!!
codypanek 2 years ago