Minecraft News NOTCH KUNG FU = Minecraft 2 ?! New Accounts & More!

[VordakAndSpark]

Notch doesn't only make Minecraft; He makes other games. Stop thinking that everything he make is Minecraft.

[ThaDudesAvlogger]

I used to take arrows to the knee...then I stopped shooting my arrows directly up.

[Blackfire853]

then i took an ar...oh god what am i saying KILL ME NOW!

[TheMamaboy99]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes... Then I took an arrow to the knee...

[TheElementalSniper]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes... then i took an arrow to the keyboard

[hiter252]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, but then everyone got annoyed and started a riot around my house.

[madmanhimes]

i hear a lot of arrow to the knee jokes here. don't joke about something like that. it fucking hurts. i should know. hunting accident.

[doodlejackbod]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes...

then I took a creeper to the face

[xYarvelx]

i shot a bandit in the ear the other day and it killed him.. time for some new jokes :P

[Niko80674]

I used to take arrows to the knee....

Then I took a arrow to the knee.

[zoodles130]

I used to like arrow to the knee jokes...

Then I took a mace to the face.

[Pokechao]

I used to take arrows to knee, but then i became an adventurer

[supersushi269]

@Pokechao old

[NightshadeSlasher]

I used to make THOSE jokes...

But i gave up.

[MatasDam]

i used to took arrows to my knee, but then i took an arrow to my computer...

[adriansaworange]

I prefer wolves to my foot..... Ow

[minecraftlover111]

Liberty prime: Chinese win? IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Liberty prime: Minecraft 2? IMPOSSIBLE!!!

[gamegod97]

Its still an indie game guys. the fact a lot of people bought it does not change the fact that minecraft is still being coded by a total of three people.

Also, Why the hell are you gamechaps so eager to cough up another ten bucks for a new game?

[AK47VSM162010]

@gamegod97 why do people pay 60 for a new cod or battlefield game

[lxgellel]

when the king of

Rough translation from LATIN

[5204Turtle]

make minecraft 2.0.0!

[MasterNokaGreen]

I use to make arrow to the knee jokes..

Then i took a arrow to the foot.

[volg122]

@MasterNokaGreen and i was the one who shot the arrow

[pielol100]

@MasterNokaGreen

I used to say the i took an arrow to the knee joke

Till i took an arrow to the knee

[Acheivment101]

rex qwon doo notch is taking a poo!

IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE

[lilspacelizard]

Oh wow multi link accouts...still no bloody name change system!...

[BurgessGaming]

It isn't 10p :( it's £4.99 on iPhone

[wizardman1999]

Notch used to be my hero, until he:Trolled,lyed,and resigned.

[legoman2210]

I used to be Gamechaps house, then i took an arrow to the knee



[bestreaderawsome]

I used to shoot arrows, but then I took am arrow to the knee.

[KillerNinjaPilot]

This joke used to be funny then it took a arrow to the knee

[dancydance]

damn, notch needs more money to get some more food.

[ShinyGamez]

@LegendOfTepig

THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

and its "Napolean Dynomite". Damn it. .-.

[ShadowRaptor1O1]

Does anyone know where I can download a HD picture of the screenshot shown at 1:13? That particular picture of the 1.8 light change is what made me fall even more in love with 1.8 back in the day.

[RayArron]

i think people are complaining too much about minecraft 1.0. i'd like to see them do better than notch. -_-

[imran8206]

@RayArron YES!!! If people want a better game MAKE ONE

don't complain

[Shadowbadger212]

Notch wants money thats why hes not gonna update it in regular mc

[joefu3]

Gamechap, Bertie you bally oafs, it's rex kwon DO as in DOE or DOH.

[halolegoboy1234]

lego 0:20

[Earitated07]

idk i would prob try minecraft 2 as long as i would not have to buy it again.. i mean i am not poor just you know ;)

[ZeldaGamer11]

1:31 I'm sorry your login failed, =)

[MrToastOmnomnom]

T-REXESESSESES??!?!?!? IN MINECRAFT?! O:

[cloudeydaudy]

Minecraft 2 can not be made.

[KevinPlaysGames]

This is tiny but I wish they'd make a way for you to change your username. Mine is really dumb.

Second, why would they make Minecraft 2? I can't think of anything so drastically different that they could add to the game that couldn't be packaged into an update/expansion pack

[darklinkandmario]

minecraft is not a rpg game notch you oaf!

[rabidbunnies4u]

wait,its going to be dammit jeb,fix the game.Instead of dammit notch,hmmmm this is going to take a whi to get used to lol

[Deeredman4]

or maybe its a feature in scrolls ;)

[MLGSuperhuman]

It's Santa vs Cthulhu

[luposlues]

Let's remember, we've all been enjoying the essentially free fruits of Notch's labor (at least, those of us who bought it in beta or alpha). As long as they complete the current projections for Minecraft (working NPC's at least), I wouldn't mind actually paying for a upgrade to Minecraft 2 if they want to add larger changes or a non-fantasy direction.

[MinerPlanet2]

A mix of languages translates the name of the secret project as 'as far of the king of you' that's latin and german of this: rex quan du

[madwooookie]

did they say mine craft pocket edition was 10p because i thought that whats they said

and i checked the app store and it is still £4.99

im English

[Spartan17725]

@madwooookie try it agaien

[madwooookie]

@Spartan17725 i think it is only for android phones not iPhones and iPod touches

[MrGareth66]

what is scrolls?

[MinerPlanet2]

@MrGareth66 Another game by notch, bethesda (creator of skyrim) sued notch over it as bethesda's real name for skyrim is the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

[funkster505]

@MinerPlanet2

Skyim has nothing to do with it, it's just TES, emphasising on the S of course

[cheezey777]

should be minecraft squared

[Xx3P1CxCLANxX]

I used to think Notch was epic.

The i took a Creeper to the knee.

....These jokes are too old...

[MrKoiking1]

@Xx3P1CxCLANxX less than a month old

[TheSuperRatt]

@Xx3P1CxCLANxX

Fucking moron its an arrow minecraft sucks dont bring skyrim with it.

[blade312PMU]

@TheSuperRatt Minecraft sucks? WELL STOP WATCHING THESE VIDS.

[LuCa5DC]

@TheSuperRatt Yep. Not that smart posting that comment on a minecraft video

[noah1grey]

@TheSuperRatt YOUR MOMS TO OLD FOR MY DI@@

[darthluigiful]

@Xx3P1CxCLANxX i used to like minecraft then notch created 1.8

[MrHardstylefucker]

just a skyrim shout...

[TheivesNexus]

Or, it just a new Kung-Fu style game. :3

[ThatElliottDude]

Tea for two? He knows of these delightful chaps.

[fabianhiti]

rex  kon du

mine craft two!!!!

[jandkas]

tae kwon do? Korean martial arts?

[MrBlue588]

so let me get this straigt. they are gona add 2 new games to minecraft? like minigames of free games? i dont get it

[frostforrest101]

10p

lol

[CplCoffey125]

doesnt that mean minecraft 2 in french?

[Nintrozity]

If MC 2 does come out. I hope that people who have already bought MC don't have to pay for it

[BaWdEn147]

so if we have payed for minecraft we can play cobalt and scrolls? and visa versa......?

[Neoplan6o]

Notch you bally oaf, stop dreaming and fix Minecraft 1.0 for goodness sakes! It's the exact opposite of done! >:C It's not an indie game anymore, we deserve better!

[lucasfinn1000]

@Neoplan6o It is still an indie game...

[4laughinggangsters]

@Neoplan6o good sir notch left minecraft development to jeb and therefore he cant do much about fixing it.

[TiramoR]

@Neoplan6o Well i think that Jeb was gonna fix Minecraft 1.0 and then Notch could go work on Minecraft 2! so i don't see what the problem is...

[nickadoo50]

@Neoplan6o I didn't realise I was on /v/. Shut up and be happy with what you've got.

[FragBashers]

@Neoplan6o notch is no longer lead designer of minecraft, he said he wanted to do something else and now jens is the lead developer, notch has more than deserved a new project to keep him busy

[ShadowRaptor1O1]

@Neoplan6o What exactly have we (or in this case, you) done that we DESERVE better?

[KevinADCarter]

@Neoplan6o I actually expected (silly me) that the 1.0 full release would finally be stable, yet the bug list is now longer than it was before. I can see why they wanted the new features to be part of the official release, but I think it`s also reasonable to be able to (for example) travel between chunk regions without getting the Java memory error that crashes the game.

[champion3433]

@Neoplan6o he does enough he has been to minecon and codes daily your lucky we have the game XD

[thatguythathasnoname]

@Neoplan6o notch is not being creator soon

[PhillipTerry103]

Minecraft officially came out last month why would they already be talking about minecraft 2 I mean minecraft isn't CoD

[51nt3rkl445]

I want minecraft on the Vita when the Vita comes out!

[SwedishMinecraftGuy]

Minecraft 2???? I'LL TAKE IT!!!

[bajay0124]

Oh that's why he gave his position as Minecraft Lead Programmer to Jeb. Maybe because he will be working on Minecraft 2?

[SilentButHarmless]

I bought minecraft pocket edition for the full £4.99... FML

[RichtofenEdward]

How come good games come from fatties? Gabe and Notch for example

[UltimateSkarmory299]

@RichtofenEdward lol That is the coolest comment I've ever seen.

[21stcenturygaming1]

minecraft 2? ITS OVER 0/10 NOTCH IS FINISHED, ABANDON SHIP

[yinge101]

Das Keyboard?

[TechnoTac]

@TheRandomCatShow its on sale on the android for 10p

[TheRandomCatShow]

It's not 10p... It's £5!!!

[OneWingedHamburger]

MINECRAFT 2.......... HAX!!!!!!!

[DylanOgle2Minecraft]

the Minecraft 2 part is rumor not the rest the rest i believe is, umm, i believe true my chaps.

[TheDannyBFTW]

Wait so if the account thing happens we get scrolls and cobalt for free if we already have minecraft?

[uSCOTTpwnd]

Notch doesnt really care about Minecraft anymore... that's Jeb's buisness... so i HIGHLY doubt his new project is Minecraft's sequel.

[SurprisingVideos]

does anyone know if scrolls and cobalt are being made with javascript?

[speyancraft]

everything is gonna be circles!

[MinimunWage]

It's a liger, a lion and a tiger combined.

[PapayanRyan]

Why would there be a minecraft 2 if they're going to continuesly update mc. They can develop something different you realize.

[BRBSHUTUPNOOB]

@PapayanRyan if i were you i would make a 3D terraria. with all the shit like skeletron, etc

[TheDesertonfire]

@PapayanRyan The only reason I can think of would be if a whole new engine was developed. Even so, it's a far fetched concept.

[XeroCate]

@PapayanRyan Too make more money.

[ShadowRaptor1O1]

@PapayanRyan People who think a "Minecraft 2" would make sense are about as stupid as people who thought a "Spore 2" would make sense.

[katzatnite90]

@ShadowRaptor1O1 spore 2 sux worse than no colour tv

[wolfstar124]

@PapayanRyan it's probably going to be minecraft 2.0

[TheDailyMeh]

Cool. I hope the Account thing Happens. Cobalt looks really cool.

[eguy8]

It's not Minecraft 2. The game just got out of beta a couple weeks ago...

[TonPappa]

@warriorcatwhitestorm Ummm no. It was already known and he already said its going to come out so its not going to be that.

[Shad0WN3D]

I say!

[Paintballchicke]

IN THE PICTURE OF THE KEYBOARD THERE'S LEGO!

if you didn't know there's a petition going on to get Lego to make minecraft Lego!

I do say chaps!

[legoboy7984]

new Minecraft 2



[Murkling]

Minecraft 2 would be stupid. Why waste your money of Minecraft... Again.

[DrewTheAwsom]

@Murkling minecraft wasnt even a waste of money, so therefore, itd be a glorious purchase even again.

[DecafGaming]

Imagine Minecraft with Spheres! Sphere I tell You! You know the shape that has three edges!

[MacTechReviews00]

@DecafGaming fail of tyrannical proportions.

[DrewTheAwsom]

@DecafGaming lolz 3 edges....idiot.

[sgtwok]

how much is pence in the American dollar?

[deadman7879]

@deadmandom why does this sound like something going on at my school?

[Anchovy2013]

I don't see how it could be. If it is Minecraft, i'd see it being more likely a sort of DLC expansion thing.

[usher111able]

they need to make servers easer to make like at the push of a button

[LordKarnage12345]

Why make a second minecraft when you can just update the first one? Please notch dont make minecraft 2

[CrazyBoyStudios]

@LordKarnage12345 ssssssshhhuuun the non-beleiver!! All hail the word of Notch! He has spoken!

[LordKarnage12345]

@CrazyBoyStudios you do realise that it makes no sense to make minecraft 2 when you can update the first one

[Kiwinoy724]

if theyre rolling all 3 games into 1 account, wouldnt the account price rise then? i kinda dont like that since what brought me to minecraft was that it was such a fun game at such a cheap price but i guess since im probably gonna buy the other 2 games, it wouldnt be such a bad idea then

[willitgoalltheway]

@Kiwinoy724 no they would probably make it that if you have the account, you buy the other games for your account. like steam

[mrsmitiw]

I honestly dont see why they would make a minecraft 2 they would just update the current minecraft. unless they want some graphical overhaul but that would ruin the game.

[RikkuGames]

Notch should make a new multiplayer system so you can play easier with your friends... 'cause i'm confused.

[TheEpicPieman1337]

Notch is working on... Female creepers... and they don't look like green penises

[deadmandom]

@TheEpicPieman1337 so a green vagina?

[deathdragon1987]

Minecraft 2 ..... smells like poo :P

[MoglianProductions]

What if minecraft 2 meant minecraft 2.0.0, rather than minecraft 2...?

[SFRFaceplant]

Lost connection...

[Mario85555]

minecraft 2 should probably be minecraft on GAME SYSTEMS

:D

[XxXJames666XxX]

@Mario85555 Its gona be on xbox this mounth.

[animalbrad]

pretty sure Rex (how to spell it, i can't tell ya) was an old project of notch's which he stopped to make minecraft

[TeraBadger]

They need to let you change your username

[SeanCinema]

@TeraBadger you can't even change your email yet -_-...

[1objection]

@TeraBadger stuck with the name "penis pump" I bet? hmmmmm....?

[linkey1010]

@TeraBadger Griefers dream lol

[iRemixedxX]

@TeraBadger i can because i didnt waste my money and got a cracked version :)

[legokid5872]

@iRemixedxX whats wrong with you? its not a waste of money youre just a waste of space

[extreme989]

@TeraBadger then people would change their username to other stuff, and would grief

[RaceProKid]

It's a lot like 1.8. It was a huge secret, then it came out and now it's "old". It'll probably be like the secret "Minecraft 2".

[akidinspace]

mabey since its out ouf beta and last release was 1.0 mabey it means 2.0?

[sasukedude22]

has anyone ever thought of translating rex qwon do from swedish to english yet?

[DemonAMVs]

"Notch has been tweeting" MotherOfgod What now -_-"

I swear everytime that man tweets its WW3

[Avollis]

No.

[Kolerful1337]

god, when cobalt comes out you two better go at it like two rapid cars in a barrel

[TheMaster9657]

I wish they could put magic into Minecraft... Like the fire mod that they did, where you can hold and shoot fire. I mean cmon! They alreay have enchanting! It's not THAT big of a change.

[redvsbluefanful]

Of cors it 10c who wants to pay for a $6 pice of shit

[runescapeeeee]

Minecraft 2 is gonna be 3d Terraria. Calling it.

[DMsStuff]

@runescapeeeee

people always act like terraria is an advanced version of minecraft, its really different.

[XIspartaAFK]

@runescapeeeee That would be the most awesome thing ever.

[metalfusiontwist]

@runescapeeeee I just love how you said that and your username is runescapeeeeee

[dragonjohn7445]

@runescapeeeee *Insert rabbid terraria fans saying minecraft sucks here for no reason*

[TheD3m0n332]

@runescapeeeee no one can take you seriously if your name contains runescape.Are you 7

[AchmeZe]

@runescapeeeee That's weird, since Terraria started as a 2D Minecraft.

Meh, counter-active imitation has produced very interesting results, we'll see.

[TheMinecraftingfreak]

Minecraft pocket edition is only 10c on android.

[3bdooTube]

Rex Quandu... The King Squid... Enderdragon of The Deep.

I shall begin investigating further.

[mikemidway]

@3bdooTube cthulhu, easy.. HOLY SHIT CTHULHU!!

[3bdooTube]

@mikemidway Peaceful, Normal, Hard, CTHULUU

[PResample]

If there is a second minecraft I am going to be pissed, It took forever to get my mom to get me Minecraft when there were 7 days until the initial 1.8 update >.>

[moomoomoo309]

the secret project might be the modding API...

[EctocoolerEI]

You have to pay for sequels of every other game, why would minecraft be different?

[ryanb8498]

I left my Ipod in school, Damn!!

[kanokarob12]

Minecraft 2 is HIGHLY unlikely, however, a SECOND boss may be the secret Mojang is working on.

[125lucario]

if i have to pay another 20 bucks to get minecraft 2 then im sticking with minecraft 1.0.0

[JKOROX]

minecraft on Xbox 360