Rob Pattinson Interview: a Big Joke on Two Indians

[codysimpsonsANGEL100]

ur awesomely funny

[codysimpsonsANGEL100]

WHATEVER wherewolf duhhhhhhhhh 

[emogir4evea]

i only came here bc RayWJ but now i shall subscribe for he is almost as awesome as RayWJ or Lance Patrick :D

[VCavs47]

This was so funny i forgot to laugh...

[Zeyn97]

RWJ commented on this lol

[pennyferret77]

annoying!

[analiz12100]

booo you stink

i like vampires even though im a cathloic

[blackrider1918]

hmm..... Rob, in a skintight red suit, a tail, hoves, and a pitchfork!?!? That might be a *LOT* disturbing..

as for supernatural... i'd say wiccan(a.k.a. a practicer of magic) or necromancer (look it up)(probobly necromancer, tho), but those are religions, and people do still practice them...... So i'll be a shapeshifter!!!!1 Stages of change: 1st centaur, 2nd vampire, 3rd dragon, etc, etc, etc....

[Bulldog09i]

tu is noob NooB

[LoLBlTCH]

ur not fucking funny and nobody fcking cares waht u think

[twilightdesicrazy]

i didnt laugh

[sazkat101]

Ah lol rob pattinson is so funny:')

[mrpuntrd1980]

edward cullen

[4everGagafans]

when u sed every time u wink u have to say wink it reminded me of my mate, when she waves to some one she shouts out WAVE!!haha

[128anabanana]

mermaid I LOVE MERMAIDS YEAH...........mermaids

[lpsvideomaker1]

a vampire :)

[TreyRogersActor]

clean your room bro.

[faizsmith1]

He's trying to be famous and this isn't funny. i didn't laugh,

[rajat6139]

i will fuck u on d bridge and den throw u off dat bridge u ass-hole!!!

[TheRozza333]

your no defranco or rwj

[TheSuzzen]

fuckkkkkk offfffffffffffff mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[SYDBRINK]

How could he put this embarrassing video on YouTube. He got to much self confidence and think he is someone hes clearly not. Dont understand how ppl could hit the like button to this video.

[TheMzey]

I WOULD BE A LITTLE BLUE PIXIE FLYING THROUGH ENCHANTED WOODS TO MY LITTLE PIXIE HOME IN THE MAGIC HILLS

[fawzitheboytoy]

asshole what the you maken so many short vids i got a joke if you do a vid again your mom annd dad wil f***** with you

[CocknBull081]

got to 2:37 but just couldn't listen to this sh*t lol

[MsAanee]

soooo true funkygossipgirl..i totally agree with you..sorry boy but ur soooo not funny..!!!

[no2wavesarethesame]

yup u should get more doctors...u need them

[AzeyAze]

lol I have a friend who looks like Harry Potter and said he wanted to be satin for hallowen and one kid went like:

"HOLLY *******! HARRY POTTER AS SATIN! NO WAY!"

[MegaCoolgirl2000]

wts so funny dude? geta life retard! stop talkin shit!

[Caettanouk]

i know you`re talking but all i hear is bla bla bla

sooooooooooo boring!

[WendySunVal]

wow. i think that covers it all. don't u? wow.

[zeezeebby31]

yo this kid is hilarious

[AMICHAN203]

I WOULD LIKE TO BE A UNICORN-BACON-HAWK!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO

[UltimateSpartansFan]

not funnnnnyy

[ASHLEY74873]

awww dnt listen 2 funkygossipgirl ur funny

[poppersopper]

your not funny

[TillieMoon]

I would be an elf because their ears are AWESEMM :D

[01Supernaturalfan]

trister they can to anything

[Hamstergurl22]

r u gonna show us the vid or are u just gonna talk about things we dont care about ? SERIOUSLY i'd rather watch hobos on Broadway 

[monica17ize]

get a life you dog.

[smexyuchiha]

probably... Arch Demon... giant red monster with wings and the ability to control and produce fire and it has horns and i tail

[fireburnincassie]

i dont think your all that funny but insted of siting here writing that like all the other morons im just gonna stop watching the video oh and ps your not funny and rob is hot

[bratjedi]

God dude youve got ALOT of haters XD they all need to shutup and keep to themselfs...me personally I think your funny, keep on with the vids :D lol and Id probably be a Elf, there cool :D now not the santa elfs but like dungeons and dragons elfs lol

[AB3YARATN3]

UR A FUCKN TARD!

GET A LIFE U LOSER!!!

seriously how old r u? like 20???

[missfuturestar]

fk of ur not funny

[sekushikawaii]

i would be a pixie

lol

[slothmega]

I would be a lephrochaun.

[allorzki]

fuck off!!!! you look stupid man! sop the hell that!

[Mrlilwayne07]

this is so stupid like really....why did you say because i'm black that racist......this is so stupid stop making these it's so so so so so stupid what does this has to do with twilight. just delete all these stupid videos what were you thinking? that stupid equals funny? I wouldn't pay you for these videos. i'd rather pay a hundred dollars to see bread rot.

[bergie450]

looks like someone thinks they are SXEPhil

[KingDecahedron]

you suck - go somewhere and die

[LoveVogue24]

0:03 lmao

[kangsteroflove]

tsk tsk tsk srry kid ain't funny kid ...

[NessieCullen100906]

WITCH like on charmed or harry potter or sabrina the teenage witch that would be AWESOME

[MsCracker1000]

LOL>>like not funny

[vitanilioness]

you need the name of Robert to get viewers... that's.... damn i have not words for it..

[FluffyWhiteWolf1]

I Would be a..... zombie.... I couldn't think of anything cooler to be than that

[123funnyfilms]

I would be a mermaid, i love the water and plus, mermaids r peeerrrrrtyyyyy, lol,hahahaha don't think im a lesbo, im just sayin'

[iceman123432]

i would still be a werewolf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(the­y are awsome and my fav animal!)

[sprtz72]

hehehe uhhhh i guess i would be some kinda witch but not the icky hair and wort nose kind!....harry potter kind maybe....

hmmm that depends does the bear hav a name?????

[TheMeredith15]

1.) i say "wink" when i wink too.. but only because i cant really wink so i just want to be sure people know im not having some brain spasm

2.) i'd be some kind of like.. nature controlling fairy.. im environmentally conscious.. dont question my motives

tres.) i got tired of the number scheme and so i figured i'd make it spanish since i was already being rebellious.

[ladygagafan1323]

what the hell... i love robert pattz.

[FUDGYBUDDY1]

I would want to be fairy

[Cleareh]

I would definately be a greek god or something. Aphrodite.. if that counts. :3

♥JadenNation forever!

[MsShinana]

i would be a mermaid i've always wanted to live under the sea

[RoseBlossom72]

i would be a siren!!!!

[LullesGirl]

Wink*XD your hilaourius!!

[greenraptor333]

there are no monsters besideds vamps or werewolves that fit within the same catagory  we need a werewolf BOOK

[gigglebot4ver]

SHUT THE  FUCK UP ARGH

[destaneexxlynn]

A fairy or a mermaid haaa. :p

[emmaeslo]

satins girlfriend

[sotheysay123456789]

hmmm i would be a Pixie lol

[thefearlesshobo]

I would be a drunk elf.... lol inside joke

[GigaFox3000]

i would be... a pillow! i couls smuther ppl! not realy drink them alive, but still...

if a bear was on crack, it would still be able to print its name cuz all it has to do is put its paw in the mud and there! paw print.

[eastafricanqueen1]

ur crazy i belive lol

[ShahzalCullen]

A Siren

(bring men to their death) lolz!!! :)

[AllieAudacity]

Siren. =D I want to lure men to their deaths.

[ellaxx0]

I like how you talk. You really capture the viewer. Looking out one seconds, you have suddenly switched conversational topic and you have to rewind to see what you missed :)

I´m a writer (though I´m only 15 years old & no published book, but still!) and I write about angels and fallen angels. So I would like to be an angel :) In all cases, an angel who appears in my book ;D

[MortalKombat773]

lol i get it. you're a troll!!!

[Funkygossipgirl]

Srry kid but you think you're funny but you don't SRRY! it's the truth!! tou talk to mutch!!

[smexyuchiha]

@Funkygossipgirl yeah but we love him anyway !!! lol

[samgolf007]

@Funkygossipgirl this guy suck so bad STOP TRICKIN PEOPLE INTO WATCHIN!!!!! SHOW ACTUAL VIDS!!!!!!

[suaadahmed21]

this guy suck

you suck man

[CPTaMacmillin]

id be Your Mum

[freakychikas]

i would be pegasas

[1Deidraforever]

i would be a mutant 3 headed bull dog with lazers coming out off my eyes and i could transform to a mutant rat and a mutant talking parrot that could transfrom to a human with weird powers like edawrd and alice

[o0CookiesMuffins0o]

A ninja pirate toliet goblin. RAWR!

[NireR89]

I would love to see Rob Pattz in a skin tight red suit with horns and a pitchfork and a tail, on my doorstep, because that would be HOT!!

To answer the what other supernatural being question, I would be a witch, I have been obsessed with witch lore for ever! :D

P.S. Harry Potter ROCKS and so does Twilight! :)

[Flomanmahir]

no! harry potter suck and twilight rocks!

[Flavie48]

no! two of them rocks!

[emach15]

that's right! rob's HOT

[MsCracker1000]

@NireR89 omg, so would i>> just not the the tail=/

[TheMzey]

@NireR89 You scare me.

[NireR89]

@TheMzey I scare myself sometimes as well. Sorry =]

[vampirebrain6783]

omg i i would hav 2 pic a zombie

[Edwardtwilightblood]

i'm too obsessed with twilight to be anythign other than a vampire! hahaha

[meirule24]

id love to be a flying pig so if i ever heard someone say, "when pigs fly!" ill fly outside there window and shout, "IN YOUR FACE!"

[1Deidraforever]

lol meirule24 i like that one thats classic :)

[samsterz98]

my doctor only said twice a week!!!! *starts sucking on finger*

[despinatzoumas]

HAHAH THATS SO FUNNY

[AZgurlz12]

Vampire

[crystalgrrl]

lol...love you!!

oh and definitely a Siren (mythical sea creature that is frequently associated with being a mermaid that lures sailors to their death/do their bidding for them by singing) Ha!

[GypsyXboxChannel]

Shapeshifter

[muffins53]

a mix breed of a racoon, a zebra, and a fish... a racebraish?

[YummyYamanaka]

A Fairy :]

[Swiftfeather133]

I would be a necromancer. And... i bet no one knows what a necromancer is...

[bitchandmuppett]

oh i do!

[HarryPotter812970]

True, I AM OBSESSED with HARRY POTTER, hence my usename, but I cannot remember what a necromancer is.

I would look it up in my Harry Potter Encyclopedia, but I'm too busy letting my brain go to rot from obsession, and ignoring my mom telling me to finish my summer reading!!!

(She WOULD NOT let me do it on HP!!!)

[MsSoCcErRoCkEr]

your supposed to OVOID the police??? oh.

[pottergirl287]

DINOSAUR!! =D

[TheEyesAndEars118]

HaHa....ur shows are sooo funny!

Dont take any notice of the gay kill-joys who say ur racist or wateva. :D x

[getthescoop]

Wow Jaden... I'm not sure if you're a racist or an idiot... Could you be any more of a sxephil ripoff?

[C00ki3M0nsst3r]

i would be hermione in harry potter cause then i would get ron (Y)

[shannonmalone]

LOL Youre brillaint!

[1purple1penguin1]

rob can come to my door in a skin tight red suit anytime. A fairy princess!!!!!!!

[sharon879]

I would be the satan's wife!!!!

[MrsEdwardCullen212]

lol, me too =)

[melyz143]

i would want to be an immortal.....

like in the book "Evermore"

[bubbles1212ify]

wizard

[FallOutKidd49]

I would be a super sayian :D

ya know, those people from

Dragon Ball

[SterphanieWood]

It actually means laugh out loud...and thats not what I meant. :)

[alsizemore]

now i want robert pattinson to show up on my door step wearing a skin tight red suit thanks

[3b0ude1]

faggot..

[aredute]

Hilarious!!!!

[ISeeEdward]

ur fucking hilarious man!!! get a tv show!!!

[SterphanieWood]

Um, I have one question..why does adding "lol" make something funny?

[dizzyproductions107]

Elves....

>_>

[PreztleRonierkwl]

wow, that was kind of annoying and stupid. but very entertaining

[skystar12126]

You sound sooo much like Kaleb that its actually scary.

[str8upshweet]

i would be a fairy... i like how they dress.

[Tayyyskiiisss]

Hmm i think i would be ..... a..... Devil coz im am quet a bitch LOL!!!

[Twiliht2009101]

LOL ur sooooooo funny in a strange way

[kaaprycorn15]

DU-DU-DUUUUUUUH

[rahulvinal]

cute but a looser

[andygrimes92]

alchemist is not a supernatural creature fucknut

anyway id be a wendigo

[AJLandstuffs]

I'd be a witch. I'd have a bubbly cauldron and live in a messy house cackling madly whenever anyone walked close enough to hear. >:D

[MsSoCcErRoCkEr]

a tricorn (like i unicorn wit 3 horns)

[tommywhiteboy]

pheonix

[riddick0846]

warlock

[fanibani1994]

i would be like renesmee (a)

[leslieleon96]

yahh, i think a witch, like in Harry Potter!! :D i wanna be able to fly on a broom!! hahahahah!

[YaoiIsOkay]

I wanna be a FLYING COW! ^____^

[HarmonicAlchemist]

i would be an alchemist.....like from fullmetal alchemist... XD

[DaydreamEscapist]

I would be a . . . . . . . . . Hm.

OH!

Wait no . . .

I would be a person who could walk through walls and turn invisible and fly.

I'd be bloody rich!

[DazzledbyEdward1918]

uhh uhhhhhhh iwanna beee invisible, but i would like 2 c rob in a skin tight suit *winkwink* XD

[babygirl1997number1]

hmm... id want to be one of those elves from harry potter

[Lahnzz108]

A house elf, they can apperate like anywhere!!

This was really funny btw,

Robert Pattinson is awsome tho

[JulietStewart]

he said satan yes... but it was ironic.. Like sarcasm.. If you havent noticed.. He jokes around a whole lot. :)

[GloryB2Jesus]

i wanna be an elf...or maybe a leprechaun...ooh pretty rainbows!

[FeatherLia]

Harry Potter :D:D

[HarryPotter812970]

YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON TO SAY THAT!!!!!!!!! Hail HARRY POTTER!!!!!!

I know you're creeped out, but can I help it if I'm obsessed!! I'm so obsessed I went to see HP and the HBP at 3:30 in the MORNING the first day it came out in theaters!!!!!!! Which means I got up at 1:00am!!!!! (12:00 was SOLD OUT!!)

And I comment on EVERYTHING and ANYTHING people say related to HP!!! (Like now, I am over commenting!!)

[spritemakerman]

A gnome.A sooooooooo gnome.I could side walk at night and scare argentinians.

[devburg2011]

leprechan

ahaha ;)

[Sierraloy]

Id wanna be a unicorn.

[GoMessengerFish]

lmao i love "i scared 3 billy goats gruff who were trying to cross my bridge" lol

[twilightlover13100]

A fish that can breath on land and he can burn people with his mind not like jane he actually burns them like sets them on fire muahhhaaaahhhhh

[JasperHaleCChannel]

a BIG RAVEN

[Hellbornn17]

againg funny

[sprtz72]

id wanna be a bear drinking beer!!!

hows that 4 supernatural =p

[superdoopersupergirl]

wink ;)

[nuttyjenn]

Centaur. Although...I think I might just be providing more creativity for the soon-to-be jacob black furry fandom community. That would be an interesting thing, the furry community is already crazy, add some art of Jake in wolf form to the mix and watch them all geek out xD

[PheonixJadexMikiJack]

I'd be the grim reaper, then proceed to use my powers to drag the Cullen family back to their graves.

[perquinbravo]

i wud be a chupacabra hehehe!!!

[Le0ah]

:L omg your hiiilarious

[LoonyLoveBunny]

A succubus

[jadennation]

Good choice! I hadn't thought of that one. ;)

[Pepsipigen123]

omg ! So funny.. Hmm.. I would be Robert Pattinson.. He's a magical creature xD

[chidori532]

this one was funny.

[MyRealityShow13]

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