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  • i think celia is a very pretty woman she was kinda funny as a child but she grew into such a pretty woman she deserves so much better

  • Nasty! The dude drank the water!! Hahaha!! Good one Whoopi!!

  • &&THEN AFTER DRINKING THAT WATER W/SPIT HE BURPS...HAHAHAHA

  • it's so nasty how the old man drank that water that celie spitted in...ewwwwww...but thats wut he gets 4raising that mean ass Mister of his son...LMFAO

  • what u staring at? never seen a naked woman befow? u got any chilren? LOL

  • wait a minute. does he really think somebody gonna ACTUALLY eat that shit?

  • Wow now I'm really hungry for a good breakfast like that!

  • Celie might have been ugly, according to the story, but how lovely and sweet she was, even when she had been treated so meanfully.

  • celie thrw down on that breakfast ..... reminds me of my grandmama

  • I wish I might wanna would listen to my husband's mistress!

  • Most married men nowadays would be just as confused if they had to find their way around their own kitchen.

  • this film shud have blasted all the oscars that year what were the americans thinkin

  • @franfrag damn right!Oprah and Whoopi should've win an oscar...

  • @franfrag the oscars aren't about great acting or a fine movie. it's about politics.

  • LOL,..What was considered "Nasty women's disease," back in that day i wonder?? Shows how uneducated people were about sex back in those days.

  • @sunflowernoo The "Nasty Women's Disease" is basically a STD, so it could be Aids/HIV knowing that Aids/HIV wasnt as big back then as it is today.

  • @iVivaLaJazz I thought she had syphilis.

  • "YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!"

    throws dishes

    "NOW BABY DON'T BE THAT WAY!" Runs away LOL

  • Ahha Wen He Brought Tht Carosine In Dere Celie Was GONE ! Lol

  • @nativedubliner There's nothing like an iron skillet, but dhe should have used one of those iron skillets to bash Mister's head in.

  • Proof that some men just should NOT cook... >_<

  • lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllll rocking chair lol dat was funny

  • @caseyashly me too Celie ran away from that asshole

  • @sodapopcutie465 because mr was a royal pain in the ass.

  • Wasn't Albert or "Mister" supposed to be little like his father? Harpo was supposed to be the tall, bigger one compared to his father.

  • ... "and I hear she's got that nasty womens disease" lmao!

  • @breakinbacksz First time we saw this, and heard that line, my mother said; "Yeah. Men." lmao

  • (5:32) Love it when Albert's pop sizes him up on the front porch like I may be a little old man but I'll still whoop your ass, boy!

  • iss funny how she just sit thre and watch him wen he dont kno how to do jack!! lol

  • I love the bandage on his hand. It makes me laugh every time.

  • did anybody else recognize misters shirt changed at 5:24? He was wearing the red one at 5:04. peculiar....

  • y is mr treating shug like royolty?

  • @sodapopcutie465 Trying for once to get an adult woman to put out for him. He hasn't been able to thus far which is why he keeps aiming younger.

  • @ExplorerDS6789 o lol

  • ''allow they husbands ho to lay up in they house'' it's not like celie has a choice ya dummy

  • WHO DISLIKED THIS?!!!!!!!

  • "baby have I got a surprise for you" "ARE YOU TRYING TO KILLLL MEE??!!"

  • Man maybe I'm just huungry,,,but I don't even eat pork, and I want that ham she cooked in that movie dang!

  • 6:45 and i here she's got that nasty women disease. lol

  • Laurence Fishbourne <3

  • "Not too many womens allow they husband's hoe to lay up in they house." Or go into the kitchen and fix them a grand slam breakfast, either...

  • damn he burnt them biscuits

  • Gone head Celie, cook that food !

  • Lookin at that food got me hungry

  • mmm celie food looks good

  • ooooh my FAVORITE FAVORITE PART OF ALL....N THIS IS WHY I WATCH THIS MOVIE LOTS & LOTS TIME..."what is it about this shug avery...she black as TAR...nappy headed...got legs like a baseball bat.........................LM­FAO!!!!!

  • ooooooooooh i luvs that breakfast ms. celie cooks...& shug ate the whole dam thing....lol

  • "You sure is ugly!!" love that part

  • This is a really good movie my mom loves it soooooo much :)

  • Ha! Celie saw what time it was and got THE HELL ON!! AHAHA.

    Classic

  • THAT'S SOME GOOD BREAKFAST MISTER LOL

  • Next time he comes I'll put a little Shug Avery Pee in his glass,see how he like that!!!!

  • You're useless sometimes !

    Look who's talking ?

  • I laughed so hard when that chair was suddenly empty. Smart Celie!

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  • I'd eat every bit of that without feeling greedy or remorseful =)

  • at :47- :51 whoopi was like "This nucca must have lost his damn mind" rofl

  • 2:02 Damn, Miss Celie!

  • what is the nasty womans disease? that the old man was talking about. they didn't have aids back then, i don't get it.

  • @batgirl9289 lol my grandmother said back then "woman disease" meant "Herpies"

  • @BlackSkullz09 thanks

  • @BlackSkullz09 thank you I didn't know that about the woman's disease

  • Shug Avery done set the population of Hotwell county a new high:}

  • Shiddd, Celie made me hungry thats some good lookin breakfast

  • Dont bring no black person sum burnt ass food,,,lol

  • damn food >:{ now i gotta eat ^^,

  • @ 7:50 My fav line in this whole movie!

  • celie is cute in her way.

  • THAT FOOD LOOKS BOMB!

  • I love seeing the empty rocking chair. Cracks me up every time.

  • @caseyashly me to my mom loves this movie

  • @caseyashly i know its like aww hell naw ima getting the hell outa heh!

  • Celie's breakfast looked SO good!

  • Celie's breakfast look sooo good!

  • and i hear she's got that nasty women's disease.

  • love the father, he was so funny, but spoke the truth

  • oh mister albert you be smoking caring that breakfast. mmmhmmmm -snap-

  • ALL SHUG KIDS GOT THE SAME DADDY I CAN VOUCH........."U CAN VOUCH FOR NUTHN LOL" (SPILLING THE WATER)

  • ok I want some breakfast right now....

  • even when shug was being mean 2 celie by calling her ugly celie is fixing her breakfast she is my role model like if u agree

  • Shug Avery don se the population of Hotwell County a new high! You just one of the rusters, boy! So true! LMBO

  • Maybe it's time black black men stop referring to black women as "sisters". There's a ring of incest to it.

  • funny how he's taller him, but his father makes him feel soo small

  • juke joint jezebel!

  • Damn that breakfast sure looks good :-)

  • CEELIE IS UGLY, BUT SHE SURE CAN COOK. UNLIKE MISTER LOL

  • Hey that's Lawrence Fishburne! (Swain)

  • @chantalalexander I thought that was him but I wasn't sure! Lol

  • Dear to that one person you dis-liked this....FUCK YOU!

  • Whoopi Goldberg is such a brilliant actress

  • whos the women his trying to cook for ?

  • "What is it with this Suge Avery, she black as tar, nappy headed, got legs like baseball bats"

    "Why she ain't even clean, and I heard she got that nasty woman's disease"

    lol..., the Dad is something else

  • alderst sho is worthless

  • albert you no cooking jack off ! the dogs wont eat that crap ! then he presented it to her like it was a prize meal.

  • love how the chair is empty real fast after the kerosene comes out..lmao!...epic man

  • i hear she got that nasty womans decease

  • swang= ike turner in what's love got to do with it.

  • 0:56 was halarious. she got the hell on.

  • The Great Adolph Caesar...Wonderful!! Rest in peace...

  • I LOVE ADOLPH CAESAR's ROLE. IF I WAS A MAN THATS THE ONLY ROLE I WOULD WANT TO PLAY wit his ol' instigatin' self lol

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  • Swain aka Laurence Fishburn, lol.

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  • @mawiebie

    You sound like the idiot here :-/ Beauty is the eye of the what? The beholder. That's right. If you don't like Whoopi go behold something else and STFU.

  • @TheMintyMuffin yeah and i behold that you're juste another idiot

  • @mawiebie

    That was really weak.

  • @TheMintyMuffin You're the weak one, you say beauty's in the eye of the beholder, I think she's not good looking, I'M the beholder here.......not you...

  • @mawiebie

    God, how old are you? Trolling such a great movie and then getting upset when people call you out for it. I'm not going to waste my time on you. Just bugger off.

  • @TheMintyMuffin HAHAHA YOU'RE THE ONE who started saying that i'm an idiot, haah... you think that I'm gonna stand there without saying what i think about YOU when YOU can about me? pfft

  • Haha once he got that oil she split!!

    "YOU TRY"N TO KILL ME!!!!!" XD

    "Next time he come,I put a little Suga Avery pee in his glass,and see how he like that!" LMAO!

  • i just love how celie just takes a chair and watch him cook LOL!!!! irony

  • Whoopi is very beautiful. I don't know how anyone can call her ugly.

  • Men need to love their women for what they do, not how they look.

  • lol, i love the way she just pulled up a chair to watch haha

  • @7:42 is my favorite in this scene; at least Old Mister comes off better with Celie than Albert. And he tells the truth!

    "Celie, you has my sympathy. Ain't many womens allow they husband's ho to lay up in they house."

    That phrase is true especially today!

  • Celie may be unattractive, but at least she can cook a good Southern meal!!!

  • damn never good when your wife and your lover become friends

  • @brucekirk89: Forget about being friends! Hell, they became lovers!!!!!

  • Puedo decir abiertamente que esta es mi película favorita.

  • @withoutyou18: Y yo tambien! Te ama la lengua de Espanol!!!!

  • mister and celie love shug damn

  • hmmmm, maybe if he never wipped celie, maybe he know how to cook.... idk it my thought

  • what the hell is the "nasty women's disease"

  • @msmclaurin1 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOO!

  • @msmclaurin1 well its probably an STD since he talked about how promiscuous she was and because the movie is set in the early 20th century, there wasnt medicine for it most likely

  • "Mind yow own goddamn business. I feel just fine just hadn't eaten!!!" lmfao

  • Swang look good

  • I love Whoopi in this movie, she and Oprah did an excellent job here. Whoopi was perfect for playing Ceily, she seemed very young and ignorant at the beginning then she seemed mature and beat down towards the end. Her expressions were perfect.

  • Whoopi looks so much younger in this movie, I hadn't realized

  • LOL HAHAHAHA OMG, THE BEGINNING OF THIS PART IS HILARIOUS!!! I LAUGHED SO HARD!!! LOL

  • @Shesweetlysings09 Yeah, first we got Albert trying to get dressed, now we see him try to cook breakfast. Amazing how far that man has made it in life.

  • There were lots of problems back then, but i wish i could have lived in that time, it seems much simpler.

  • isnt that shug woman celie's friend from all them years ago??? how comes she dnt remember her?

  • @Treysongsbabyy No that wasn't her. That was her sister Nettie.

  • "you trying to kill me?!"LOL

    THATS RIGHT SHUG SHOW THAT COWARD WHOS BOSS!

  • did anyone noticed his left hand was bandaged??He burned himself making that burned breakfast

  • You got any chil'ren , yes mam, yes mam me , i aint that old .

  • that empty rocking chair is classic...THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST MOVIE EVER TO ME...ONE OF MY FAVORITES...ITS UP THERE WITH THE LION KING.

  • @ast301 at first i didnt know why culie left the chair, then the whole screen turn bright red.

  • Sure this isn't a comedy? I laugh so much! xD

  • I think Whoopi's beautiful!

  • @7SoulDeep7 me too..i think people have a wrong impression of what beauty really is i think shes diferent looking but i think in a beautiful way.

  • @7SoulDeep7 me too! =)

  • She is... :)

  • That's a good way to start off your day great big breakfast and a nice bath woot!

  • and i hear she has that nasty women's disease.. lmao.. his daddy was hella funny!!!!

  • omg if i knew a person like cellie i would cherish them and love them for who they are, this movie brought to the life the horrors of human emotion and the human mind, cellie was a jewel in a cave of despair and struggle

  • Did he really think she was gonna eat that?? at 1:02 Celie has the heart of an angle! Cooking all that food after that bitch called her ugly!

  • @carnellndiva101 THAT'S BECAUSE SHE LIKED IT THAT SHUG KICKED MR. OUT OF THE ROOM AND THROWING THE FOOD OUT WITH HIM. THAT MAKES CELIE HAPPY!!!

  • Celie's face from 8:26-8:29. ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!

  • @hardnphirm87 lmao 4real xD

  • Ham, fried eggs, grits, pancakes and biscuits? Damn, now I'm hungry, lol.

  • Damn Dhat Country Ham Look Good And Dem Biscuits

  • I wonder if Mister/Albert would've been less of a jerk if he got to marry Shug.

  • This movie is Classic! I think it was cast perfectly from Ms. Celie on down to Pa (Mister's father). There was a lot of pain in this movie though. Seems like everybody was hurting from something...

  • Hilarious! @ 0:57, Celie hauled ass!

  • Man I love when she makes the breakfast I hella wanna eat it!!

  • Shug is funny-looking at first then at the end she is beautiful

  • @milesandemilyrock I WAS surprised myself when i was old enough to know (and, i am a lady). she started dressing well and taking better care of herself when she moved out with Shug. But her face is sorta pretty too...not your typical Whoopi...I think its cuz in this movie she has eyebrows. i dont know

  • @hisboo911 I do think she looks pretty!! yes the eyebrows make a difference!! so sad people have such narrow vision of beauty :( and doesn't know how to appreciate it

  • gimme some of that nasty women's disease!

  • " Oh that breakfast is making me hungry everytime I watch this part"!!!! That food looked good. I'm hungry now!!!

  • He thinks his food smells good haha loserrrrr.

    I effin love this movie it's awesome!!

  • LOL "And I hear she's got that nasty women's disease!

  • Damn Celie! I'd eat over there any day! That's how my family in Georgia cooks to this day!

  • yous tryna kill me?!!! lmfao

  • Celies cute in this scene

  • rofl whoopi killed me hen she spite in his whater. Btw she has a good heart i felt sad when she was brushing shug's hair. And damn can whoopi cook lol ........dont normally eat pork tho, but that pork chop was lookin hella good.

  • @BlackSkullz09 That was a ham! lmao

  • CLASSIC!!!!

  • Lmfao @ 58 sec

  • mister daddy is my favorite character, mister was dumb his daddy told the truth

  • her sister Nettie taught her how to read that word KEROSENE!!! lmao

  • @EATORSUCKME lmbo

  • Good Ol' Country ham, pancakes, coffee, grits, biscuits, eggs.....mmm,mm! Miss Celie sho' nuff knows how to cook a good homemade breakfast better than Mister! Man, I would eat every crumb of it too! Shoot Miss Celie, you shoulda offered me some! =)

  • yeah that food did look pretty darn good

  • Celie has a good heart

  • She ate that food madd Fast o.o XD

  • @StrawBerrayMilk lol, i think the food was in plates and she just removed them off the tray.