Love is for Losers

[acatalinar]

"hello?" nicest thing ive heard JPmetz say.

[CSXKid5016]

There is no time for this, NO TIME.

[keysaysassah]

YESSS. :) I love this video. Since everyone bitching about the video..it's her personal vlog about every day irritation, fun things and nice stories so STMFU and watch something else, we don't need your stupidity here.

[magicswaper]

its because you'll never experience love, sex or passion.

[nigahiga377]

love must be real, cuz i luv u

[nigahiga377]

if jpmetz says love sucks, love sucks

[siggism]

So like.. Dont let the fact that she has a heart shaped watch undermine the face that she thinks love is stupid..

[wazzupmada]

for some reason she makes me stronger <3

[mymorningzion]

"all these stupid people complaining"

"makes a video complaining about complaining"

way to logic ladybro

[davidnhvtme]

damn she's bitter! how did i land on THIS video?

[KTBEverlasting]

@davidnhvtme You clicked on it.

[CHOCOLATEMAKER33]

She's pissed cause she has no one on valentines day

[blazer640036]

I think there's something in your eye....Nope, it's just a sparkle :)

[SashaMonroe98]

and don't friggen tell me that i drink to much, i disagree i dont drink enough haha favorite part

[itachifan1243]

Wish I could have gone to that meet up. One in Indy area, sometime? :3

[dealwiththetruth767]

You know, at first I was going to get offended because of the title " love is for losers " because I'm engaged right now but I actually took the time to watch the video and I guess I can say I found nothing to be offended about.

[PuttyFilms]

@AwesomeHoneyBager216 O.o That's just cruel, man.

[MrSunshineinthesky]

know what i got?! A FRIGGIN HEADACHE!!! i love her

[inmyownright]

wow i can tell what kinda people are your fans. single haters

[Geezenstack444]

You shouldn't be so mean to your customers. They pay your bills.

[AllisonTheVegan]

BECAUSE PEOPE ARE STUPID!!! oh my word, i love you so much. i fucking hate people. specifically because they're all stupid.

[crocco377]

ikr bc while all the couples r all lovey-dovey the single ppl(me) r just like O_O so wut am I supposed to do?

[XxJinxx2793xX]

"today im getting something, I'M GETTING DRUNK!" lmao!!

[ConnieSimonsen]

You just say that becuse no one likes you :')

[xAnnaChan]

omg haha XD

Ure really funny ! and pretty

[raiden233]

lol!! love and gfs and shit like dat?? Thank god I don't go anywhere near that shit its only videogames and gym for me :D

[vampyre191]

shut up



[ellavista1996]

fuck off



[randommasters2139]

Even though my Birthday is Valentines and I should love it this is what i will say to everyone

[COCO147K]

LMAO at when your saying ok ok & it cuts out on you too funny

[uzbekman123]

This women needs to be on a tv show!!

[maddievic2]

you are SO pretty.

[16LovePiink]

If you were a burger at McDonalds they would call you the Mcgorgeous!:D

[pawned5]

@16LovePiink that was so lame... i love it! lol

[MarieClaireWho]

@16LovePiink I don't know whether that's sweet, or seriously creepy that you make up McDonalds names for individual people.

[Zeppelynne]

Girls like you deserve fairytale endings more than anybody.

[thexquisitetorture]

Vday is my bday:(

[baahhhFATALITY11]

I hate valentines day. Over-rated, sugar coated crap.

[CodeNameDrew]

I like how you do your make-up :)

[sportygirldiana1]

what are u doing ???!!!??? ps you should stop sayin ''FRIKEN''

[DolliPwnsj00]

You're my new fav person. In the world. I love you more then my child o__o ok maybe not. BUT ALMOST.

[ClassicGirl99]

ur makeup looks hideously ugly. and ur going to a wedding.

[dezzoale]

wow you are cute:)

[AGrayPhantom]

This video has, like, all my anger and spite and resentment I've got for that rotten holiday (and marriage in general) spilled out across two-and-a-half minutes. Thank you.

[Barbadian2k8]

What are you going to do when you meet someone you really like and you have to break it to him that you have your whole life on Youtube in the form of embarrassing, whiny personal videos? Instant boner killer. 

[DreadFuzzyKitten]

...you're going to someone's wedding, and you're more concerned with yourself? You're kind of a douche.

[penguinluver996]

"What is it about Valentine's Day that makes people lonely and stupid?"

[ameeraraanee]

hahah the way you answered the phone was do delightful.

[spooftracks]

in science today teacher asked me what is the best ''thing'' God created and i said JPMETZ!

[jessieboo82]

I'll be your valentine.<3

[Auggieautomne]

That last segment... yeah... that was the best

[tulocco]

Im gonna get something....Im gonna get drunk! oh i love this, wise words of wisdom, definitely taking this advice this valentines day :D

[cangrejoinmortal]

All the fatties an uglies always trash love because no one wants to give them any.

[pbromley123]

i used to have that ringtone :O

[starryeyedization]

you know what i got?

A FREAKIN HEADACHE XD

[Josewazheretoday]

rofl

[krazylover55]

i cant belive guys dont date you , if i were a dude id ask you out the minute i miss you

[SSweetAngel]

you're funny XD

[hayrooxo3]

i saw previous videos about her being fat.. she finally stands up. she's not even fat..

[Aznprydeecrio9714]

@adelebabe16 - and if it was filled with people like you, it would be worse than whatever ' worse than hell ' is to you. i`m not gonna pull a 5 years old & start calling you a ' stupid hater ' but really, if you don't like her, then what are you doing watching her videos?

[TerroristSock]

@adelebabe16

Why are you even watching this then?

And you think her attitude is disgusting? She's never ranted as rudely as you about anything.

I bet you got hate notes for Valentines :)

[anra54]

@adelebabe16 lol.. calm down..

[anonymousollie]

love is over rated.

[watchtheglow]

Valentines Day is my birthday. No, my parents don't hate me...i Think

[RebeccaReneeCox]

It's a Valenfreakintines Day. lol

[smallfire321]

There's no such thing as love anymore, such as a girl that I love but she hates me," I want to believe in a world where love isn't just a word."

[Nikkii2424]

true true

[AkatiaXShen]

My mother died on valentines day. So I don't find it special at all. just another day of Buying like britney spears on crack. {Dont send me a LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! or I will slap you with spams on your videos}

[pinkypucca89L]

FREE SPRINT PLAN FTW!

[ObsessedDamonFan]

I now know the true meaning of life!

[namasayaDiana]

I love how you answer the phone! Haluuuuuuu?

[origamiist]

so my internet was down for a couple days, and you know what i missed most? JPMETZ!

[MrThatguynamedchris1]

I fuckin' hate jpmetz, I mean if you really think love is for loser, Wow, It must really suck to be you, Must really suck...

[RockStarRising1]

@MrThatguynamedchris1 you're a dumbass.

[MrThatguynamedchris1]

@RockStarRising1 How? .... I'm just saying that if she really believe love is losers, Than damn, seriously need a reality check....

[CupcakegoRawrr95]

FUCK YEAH YOU GO GIRL!! tell them bitches off!!i have spent all of my valentine's days alone, but this one coming up, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!!, i will have someone to bring me flowers and chocolate.. AND your still single? are people fucking CRAZY or something? i mean COME ON PEOPLE open your eyes! There's a beautiful lady waiting for you to sweep her off her feet and be her prince charming... DO IT!!

[MissGiJay]

I have a boyfriend that gives me flowers, chocolate and crap and I still think that Valentine's day sucks.

[kogafan314]

=) Valentines day sucks,18 years and still spending them by my self,the world sucks,no,glad your here to brighten it up =D <3

[PingPongFrew]

I hate valentine's day. been alone every year

[LCbabyxO]

@PingPongFrew awww i know im like a few months late but its the same for me.. :( 18 years of not having a valentines :( doesnt get better either

[xxdemi101]

"because people are stupid." your lack of faith in mankind is very real and very refreshing and honest. and true.

[NumberTwoRox]

Your a glass half ass empty the frig person...YAY.

[simdude2u]

Do you work at office max?

The credit or debit thing, stupid kroger the cashier has to press it on their keypad and not on the card reader. That's why your costumers are so stupid, maybe you should just press the credit button on your keypad or make a tee shirt that says it.

[icecreamlover459]

@jpmetz

We all know who your talking about when you complain about a guy not liking u and being in the "friend zone". It's either sometipsforlife or soundlyawake. Pretty sure its sometipsforlife

[xyilxyil]

urban decay rulezz

[gemineyesmeow]

I hate it when dumbfucks like rubber dick i mean rubbersoul talks shit about talented people. I believe they do this to get views on their crappy channel. My point is.. Fuck u if u dont love JPmetz!

[Yapshire]

It's my dream for you to kick the shit out of me someday.

[Scaredsacredsoul]

You're a very glass-half-empty person. Hm. 

[icsomethingshiny124]

@o0RubberSoul0o I never said I was rich...?

And you know, some people are born "fat".

They might get exercise and eat somewhat healthy. But they still remain their size.

And by the by, we're all the same on the inside.

And your comment made no sense. Maybe your rich family should hire a tudor...

[WTFfruit123]

OmG YOUR NOT EVEN FRICKIN FAT!!!!

[MrThatguynamedchris1]

@WTFfruit123 Yeah she is, Like really fat

[WTFfruit123]

@MrThatguynamedchris1 I DON'T CONSIDER HER FAT AT ALL!!!!

[icsomethingshiny124]

@o0RubberSoul0o Oh. Thanks for commenting. Every comment makes The Goddess Justine 1% richer. She's a partner you know. Thanks for contributing to The Goddess Justine.

[Penny88Lane]

@icsomethingshiny124 You should thank me! I sent her the link to Justine.

[MrThatguynamedchris1]

@icsomethingshiny124 No way in fucking hell SHE is a goddess, She's just a negative, close-minded bitch that think's anybody else's opnion from her's is just shit, Fuck her

[icsomethingshiny124]

@MrThatguynamedchris1 Haha you know she is acting like that, right? Just to get money. ^_^

She's actually really nice.

[kaijurajinx]

@MrThatguynamedchris1

She is kinda partnered and paid to act like this, my friend has met her in real life, and says she's a sweet heart, she use to have meetings with people at this mall me and her live near.

In any case, all of what you said is just cause you are taking everything much to seriously.

This is humorous in my opinion, and while I agree she is rather 'negative' she's not 'close-minded' nor does she thinks others opinions are shit, unless they are aimed to make her feel like shit

[rldunavant]

I LOVE YOU!

[danceprincess1215]

hahahahah i love the Kiss My Ass comments section. best thing ever (:

[Sweetiebellful]

Who the hell would not go out with her? JPMETZ FANS UNITE!!!!!111!!!!1 -raises fist-

[MrThatguynamedchris1]

@Sweetiebellful I would wanna go against her

[ThatOneCoolGuy1]

Fake And Gay

[TheDacarlover]

You got a load of common sense!

Way to go!

[jeremyshadafan]

why are you not on tv????

[cutepigs1234]

I'm sad, I missed the DC meet up :(

[FLYYrasta]

"i got a freakin headache!"

you're past halarious.

i want to be like you when I grow up!

[kakalutz]

FUck love play wow!

[CharlieAndHisGuitar]

You drink too much

:>

[nolifeatall12]

freakin freakin freakin any other words >?

[igirly123]

"YEAH IDIOT! ITS THE DAY BEFORE FRIGGIN' VALENTINES DAY!"

no complaining aloud >;[ !! 

[TheShortNorth]

@igirly123 "aloud" means a noise heard by others such as..."OMG! She told my secret ALOUD!" where "Allowed" means, "I'm not allowed watching video's on youtube anymore because i failed our school's spelling bee"

[igirly123]

@TheShortNorth

stfu o_o who corrects ppl on their spelling on youtube?

its was mistake you dont have to write an entire paragraph

about my misspelling jackass. and btw this isnt the fucking spelling bee.

[peaceloveNtree]

make up suck either way, half done or fully done

[arnoldnavarro21]

ill give you some of my weiner for valentiens day :D

[elvenlolita]

"I don't drink enough".

Lol I love you.

I wish I had a peen so I could send it to you for Valentine's Day.

[SimZoomZoom]

my phone makes the same noise when i get a text :D

[GeorgeDeadson]

we need an anti valentines day.

[Sumerbabe]

haha

"i got a friggin headache from all the stupid people complaining"

coming from you ranting. but i still love you

[bbyguurl98]

LOL YOU LOOK SO FRIKKN DIFFFERENT

[spiritedjens]

maybe you cant find love because you only complain 24/7

[TheMisfame]

"im gonna get drunk!!!" hahaha love u

[LittlePuppet9]

My husband walked in the room when i was watching your videos and then replied, why cant you be more like her.

[MrThatguynamedchris1]

@LittlePuppet9 Wow, So you don't love your husband for who he is as a person??? Then why the fuck would you marry him if you want him to be someone he's not??

[chandlymen]

whahaha you are so funny you know what i got for my falntiens day i got a headach lool you rule girl

[TheDisturbedOne752]

You are living win.

[adrix0027]

wow i thought i never find such a rude ass bitch like me ! nice to meet you fatass ;)

[hoiiooiiooiiooiiooii]

love is for fat people

[MrThatguynamedchris1]

@hoiiooiiooiiooiiooii U mean love is for everyone

[hoiiooiiooiiooiiooii]

@MrThatguynamedchris1 Exactley! lol

[itsdunkinC]

valantines day KISS MY ASS

[UneX100]

Straight hair rulz...

[nohatersaloudca]

People ARE stupid. Thank you. Amen.

[stb360]

i have to go to a wedding tomorrow

[ipodgirl95]

I have a list of "kiss my ass" comments so I don't forget to kiss your ass. But I'm having trouble reading it because I'm a friggin' idiot.

[fro17]

omg haha

[TropicalJul]

LOLLLLL !

[xPourxMexOutx]

"u know what imma get, imma tell u wat i get, IMMA GET DRUNK!" FUCK YEA!!!!!! :D

[hardyboizfan]

i like ur hair

[demoneque01]

Your so awesome :D <3

[trinnysue]

LMAO

[JuicyyBrawd]

omggg i need a friend like you !

[jtack19791]

Has anyone old you your a bright ray of sunshine. Until further notice, whenever I think that I want to start dating again I going to use these clips as a reminder to myself of why I'm a bachelor.

lol. I'm going to start playing jpmetz youtube videos at random and then just leave them playing while I go into a different room in my house whenever I have that need o have a significant other. Just hearing your voice as you rant and rave about the things that make you unhappy is good enough 4 me

[icsomethingshiny124]

Seriously, your still single...?

What the fuck is wrong with this world?

[0MadWoman0]

Love it, lol

[erriiccaaa]

Justine, you're a goddess and a statue should be made of you so we can always see your beauty.

[Karategirl333]

my grandma came in.. she thought you were me... i have never gotten such a compliment..

[mishmish221]

hahahahahahahahahhaahhaha im dying ur toooooo funny

[AlexisRyanne]

Happy Single Awareness Day:DDDDD

[[Late]]

[Squishy876]

aww man, I coulda met you. : [

[christentze]

you answer the phone so sweetly.

[LoneXIrishXRose]

@BiddaBiddaCherryPie

Get out.

[MsJoeyFOREVER]

I think you're pretty. Like I'm serious. How can you not have a boyfriend?

[BiddaBiddaCherryPie]

oh yeah, spending money to get something to make someone you love feel good about themselves, reaaaaally stupid (just incase your retarded, im being sarcastic). Jesus christ your fat, please just die

[Starasia112]

@BiddaBiddaCherryPie If you're being sarcastic, wouldn't you be saying the opposite?

(just in case you're retarded, i.e. that's a really good idea :D)

I hope you get fat so you can go around with all the prejudice people in the world screaming at you to lose weight or go to Hell.

And I have seen much bigger people, bless them, who can barely walk. So you want to start about fat people? Bring it on.

[BiddaBiddaCherryPie]

@Starasia112 Yeah, theirs hardly any chance i will get fat. And you people are just using her as a psycological backup because all around your lives your weigh is being focussed on. So someone saying its not that bad just psycologically pleases you, thus you are naturally a fan of this woman. If you actually look at this logically you can see that being fat is BAD for you, and thus, you would avoid it.

[Starasia112]

@BiddaBiddaCherryPie And if you look at the logic, you can see that there are people who are a bit larger than others and you can avoid being like that all you want but it doesn't mean that you are right to tell them to just die.

[BiddaBiddaCherryPie]

@Starasia112 oh no, i want her to die because from all her vids, she seems like a fat dickhead who is so far up her own arse she can smell her own shit. I mean, she is out of the norm and trying to tell me im wrong for being thin and not eating meat. And coming from a person so socially outcasted she has to make youtube vids to try and defend herself. I dont dislike fat people, i have plenty of fat freinds, its just this one that annoys me a lot.

[xbluesugarx22]

@BiddaBiddaCherryPie BAHAHA!!! you are so fucking funny!!! not -.- some, oh im sorry. i mean A LOT of people love her videos. if you dont like her, get the fuck off her fucking videos!!!!

thank you and have a fucked up day

[BiddaBiddaCherryPie]

@xbluesugarx22 the only people who like her videos are ugly fat loosers with no freinds who need her for emotional support otherwise their on the verge of killing themselves. I just enjoy pointing that out so you people will stop being mopey little shits and go out and try to live properly. So you fuck off, your probably just some fat fuck with no life.

[xbluesugarx22]

@BiddaBiddaCherryPie haha, there you go again with you pathetic sense of humor. and no im not fat and ugly, and i dont need her 'emotional support'. hey if you wanna see what i look like ill use my real pic as my youtube picture, if you want to see for yourself you dumb fuck :D

[mewxshecka]

@BiddaBiddaCherryPie ...The hell is a looser?

[Starasia112]

@BiddaBiddaCherryPie

Well, if you contribute to her getting more views on her videos yourself, aren't you also contributing to getting more people to watch them (and love them, I might add, as all SANE people do)?

Obviously, you're entitled to your own opinion, but so are all the people who do like her videos. So why don't you just stop watching her videos, stop making horrible comments and leave the group of people whom you have decided are no-life losers to carry on in peace?

[BXmuffslayer]

Wow, all this time of being buddies with JPMets on Twitter, and never knew she had a youtube until today, Small world indeed.

[furb393]

LoL jpmetz loves trolls, she's a YouTube partner so as she says, troll on losers

[Blueeyedbeauty0707]

i started to be brutally honest and mean...and then i realized i was becoming like justine. i knew i was on the right path.

[noman418]

u now what ur one sad person and thats why ur allown becasuse u cant get any conffindes in ur self why dont u jump ur fat ass on a tredmell . and then u would never have to make up 5 reasons to be fat soo u can sleep at night and stop bitchiing all the time ur probly going to be alone the rest of ur life if u dont change something thats just my ideas i why dont u make a nother stuped ass video about u complaying again yeaaah u will feal soo much beter phhh fuck u

[CookiexMuffin3]

@noman418 o_o wooowww......I see you don't like her, yet you waste your time commenting and watching her video while everyone is laughing their asses off..

[TheGeek1028]

@noman418 Bitch, you're probably bigger than her.