Polyamory and the truth about Jewish sex secrets revealed

[rheniumlake]

great logic! cute cat!!! XP

[bohemianh]

larry david's Curb your enthusasm has whole show about the hole in the sheet. He is jew?

[AngryAussie]

@bohemianh I believe he is

[moish91]

Its good old antisemitic bull$#!t its actually a jewish law that the couple HAS to touch skins so the hole in the sheet is a load of crap and yes there sex lives are alot better imagine the hype you build up for the time when they can go at it again

[AngryAussie]

@moish91 It's weird how widespread that misconception is

[titodelibero]

Here kitty kitty kitty... good pussy ^.^

[AngryAussie]

@titodelibero Be careful

[MsChBong]

I think we ALL know why there is a hole as big as a head in the sheet

[AngryAussie]

@MsChBong OO-er matron

[judoisoww]

caulfield:) your the only channel that mentions places near where i live gotta love the multiculturalism around here shame a few aresholes give us a bad rep

[AngryAussie]

@judoisoww You're not responsible for the behaviour of arseholes.

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

i will still cheat

[AngryAussie]

@FIGHTFANNERD3 Good idea, broadcasting it to the world

[LanTronXoe]

LOL "in Caufield". so true.

Walking down Balaclava Rd is like travelling to Israel :D

[AngryAussie]

@LanTronXoe It really is

[AngryAussie]

@LanTronXoe Yes it is

[djschrum]

What she say?....hey...I like the cat1

[AngryAussie]

@djschrum Everyone likes Boo

[linkszxx]

i want boo :(

[AngryAussie]

@linkszxx Everyone wants boo

[kenguru55]

Love the cat, she is a natural photogenic pussy, regarding polyamory, it is time to air the concept but please do some more research before you frighten the people away by saying it is so difficult, what I know about it, it is less difficult than the constant lying of the mono systems.

[kattheryn]

@kenguru55

I've been friends with couples that engage in it. Out of all ten, none are currently together. They are all divorced. Based on only my experience, I would say that it is really impossible to not let jealousy in the way.

[AngryAussie]

@kenguru55  It's called personal opinion. All you are saying is that you are a chronic liar. I wouldn't trust you in any situation. And as this is my world where I have complete control, I will now remove your snivelling shit-smelling carcass.

[uching]

what a beautiful lovely big boy kitty you have.

[AngryAussie]

@uching Boo is a girl

[uching]

@AngryAussie oopps sorry about that she is a very lovely girl .

[jack130788]

@AngryAussie OMG TWIST!!!!

[ZoidzillaSam]

Boo is adorable in this video :3

[AngryAussie]

@ZoidzillaSam She always is

[blueman4444444]

Thats what i dont understand if your in a relationship your there for a reason, So stay faithfull to your partner. But i you like casual sex then stay single and have a time of your life also you have a lot more to loose than sex if your partner catches you out when your married.

[AngryAussie]

@blueman4444444 Different strokes for different folks

[purplewolfpimp]

Hell i never had sex , my life , cause i can't get a hard on when i get horney. When i do. it never last long. nomatter how horny i am . and i dont make lube like i should , It slowly, comes out , when im limp. and never keep hard ons for nothing.

[AngryAussie]

@purplewolfpimp You should see a doctor

[kenguru55]

@purplewolfpimp

get a natural therapist or even better, a homeopath

[Psychokitten67]

Does your camera use face tracking or something? Noticed it bobbing a bit

[AngryAussie]

@Psychokitten67 It's supposed to compensate for movement when it's hand held - has a funny effect when on a tripod.

[OhCurt]

Wow, some of the polyamorous crowd even got their bedsheets in a bunch? I guess EVERYONE is capable of not paying close attention.

Just wow.

Enjoying sex rather than enduring it. Now THERE'S a novel concept. lol

[AngryAussie]

@OhCurt It's funny what issues are a hair trigger for different people

[desikitteh]

well done Emma! *very please polyamorous woman who knew what you meant from the get-go*

[AngryAussie]

@desikitteh Some people took previous statements the wrong way :)

[desikitteh]

@AngryAussie yeah, i figured they would. there are an element within the poly-etc communities who seem to look for things to get offended by... perhaps as a way to direct jealousies? :op

[stevessoony2010]

I know cats what you gonna do the contrary to belief they do find human subjects of relationships very boring!

[AngryAussie]

@stevessoony2010 She does seem bored sometimes

[BimboZombieFilms]

There is one thing a man must keep in mind before going out with more than one woman, polymory, cheating or no, this is a very important thing to consider: If you can't keep one woman happy, how are you going to make TWO woman happy?

"You cum to early, you never do it right, you can't find my g-spot, why do I always have to do the cooking and cleaning, get off your lazy arse, why are you so mean to my mother" <-- now imagine this. Twice.

[AngryAussie]

@BimboZombieFilms The stress would get too much for me

[stevessoony2010]

The cat heard it all before! 8/10 cats thinks its all bollocks I'm out of here!

[AngryAussie]

@stevessoony2010 She is a bit like that

[Tariei]

Jelousy you say. I never really had much of that. I tend to annoy ladies with my "if we'd live in dark ages Id smash competitors with an axe but for the sake of emancipation make your mind and dont try to toxify me with your feminine world" attitude. But in exchange Im 100% monogamist so they handle it somehow.

Hotter sex than most of us? With all that 'no touchy - you bleedie'? You're not a man until you've gotten blood on your sword.

Besides, women often need special care in those days

[AngryAussie]

@Tariei To each their own

[IrishLincoln]

Boo for PM !!!!

[AngryAussie]

@IrishLincoln Has about the same brains as the average pollie

[KingDega1]

There are just some things I can't form an opinion about...

[AngryAussie]

@KingDega1 Fair enough

[VortexProducer]

Trust the fucking internet to nit pick. But, I always do say the public as a whole is the best critic.

[AngryAussie]

@VortexProducer No I don't

[VortexProducer]

@AngryAussie Ok.

[eleanorerigby]

I hard it was Mormons who had the sheet sex... or so the rumor in the US is. (Not that I ever thought it was true)

[AngryAussie]

@eleanorerigby The rumours morph all the time

[DrakeMagnum]

great info Mistress M!

[AngryAussie]

@DrakeMagnum Cheers

[ndogg20]

Actualy its members of the KKK who have sex through the sheets(having flaps for the mouth and rear end).Hope this clears things up.

[AngryAussie]

@ndogg20 Nice one

[arachnophile01]

Does that mean that there is a correlation between anti-semitism and anti-geting-it-on-through-a-ho­ly-sheet?

[AngryAussie]

@arachnophile01 Who knows?

[FunLovingCriminals77]

I heard they do 

[AngryAussie]

@FunLovingCriminals77 You heard wrong

[FunLovingCriminals77]

@AngryAussie have you seen the movie Believer based on a true story about a jewish guy that is part of neo nazi skinhead group

[ThetaSigma]

Boo obviously loves the camera. Mistress M starts talking, and Boo turns and poses 8D <3 to Boo, and Cheesy Poofs of course.

[AngryAussie]

@ThetaSigma Boo just has a very vacant brain

[JohnnyXFay]

I have a very hot friend in California who is jewish. Hmm.... I think I may need to keep in closer touch with him. ;D

[AngryAussie]

@JohnnyXFay Now you know

[AgujaAzulMD]

I have honestly never heard of any Jewish sex secrets, my Jewish friends are all nerds, so as of now, they generally don't have much sex experience. However, when that nerdyness pays off later in life and they have good jobs and a lot of money, the women will likely follow, and then I'll be wondering what their sex secrets are...

[AngryAussie]

@AgujaAzulMD Life's like that

[kattheryn]

@AgujaAzulMD

Nerds make better lovers because when they finally get some, they try harder.

[BLACKHAWKDRAGOON]

You know whats hot? Having sex with some one who is taller then you. Makes it alot more interesting for both people (or for all members included if more then two).

[AngryAussie]

@BLACKHAWKDRAGOON You realise the internal contradiction there, right?

[AdaniaTrey]

thank you so much for mentioning polyamory in a good light!

[AngryAussie]

@AdaniaTrey If it's your thing it's all good

[clawdfrawg]

I've heard the Hole in the sheet thing about hiderites.as a means of replacing young men who leave the faith during the wild years, outsiders would be alowed to have sex with young single women though a hole in a sheet while elders watched to see ther is no peeking or to much fun. Seems it was transfered Just like the eating babies myth.

[AngryAussie]

@clawdfrawg Slightly less extreme than eating babies

[dylantuzyk]

Is it just me, or do you and the cat have the same necklace?

[AngryAussie]

@dylantuzyk Not quite

[again2021]

1:04, I'm almost certain that the cat is up to no good. I mean, look at it. The eyes never lie!!! :/

[SkullXII]

Since the comments all seem to have derailed anyhow, I'm just going to say how bloody hilarious it is the Pope accuses secularist British people of being like "Nazis" despite being a member of the Hitler Youth movement as a kid, compulsory or no.

[AgujaAzulMD]

@SkullXII I don't think he was accusing them of being Nazis, I think it was more of a warning. 

[AngryAussie]

@SkullXII As a member of the hitler youth, he'd know

[schr4nz]

"A real man loves her all month long"

[AngryAussie]

@schr4nz Damn straight

[arkelz]

As a jew (by heritage, not religious at all and don't believe in god), only the crazy fucking fundamentalists adhere to that "no husband can touch his wife" while shes on her rags part and only the very religious wear the Talit (the garment with fringes) outside of synagogue (a jewish church). Most jews in australia are very assimilated and you wouldn't be able to tell them on the street from anyone else.

[Ketorulz]

@arkelz No shit man. Every religion has secular or traditionalists.However, one has to respect that they have different sex policies, regardless of whether we do not agree with them. Just a note to everyone, there are just as many secular and traditional Jews as orthodox Jews who have sex for love.

[arkelz]

@Ketorulz Nah but the chick made it sound like all jews wear the talit, I don't know maybe I'm wrong here and being hyper-sensitive.

[bigmanoooo1]

@arkelz mate she never said that all jews wore the talit she said that the stereotype about the hole in the bedsheets probably comes from people seeing the talit hanging on washing lines

[Ketorulz]

@arkelz I think Mistress M explained it well underneath. hehe

[AngryAussie]

@arkelz The word "orthodox" was used several times

[arkelz]

@AngryAussie Even among orthodox people i know, hardly any actually adhere these rules or wear the talit. Orthodox actually aren't that conservative (some are i suppose, but as a whole). On a level of most progressive to least it goes -

Reform Judaism

Conservative Judaism (misleading name)

Orthodox

Hassidic (These are the ones who wear the black coats and hats with the huge beards.)

[bukroot]

Wow! i had no idea there was a rumor like that about jews. apparantly those guys tolerate a lot of s*%t from the rest of the world. i'm real glad they end up having hotter sex thaan any of us. lol good on them!

[AngryAussie]

@bukroot It's a very weird rumour

[CaptianPugwash173]

No one uses guilt like the Catholic church, if there was a guilt Olympics they would take out GOLD GOLD GOLD.

[AngryAussie]

@CaptianPugwash173 They've been trainign for so long

[teh1owner]

you can't deny though that jewish sex is generally boring ...

[arkelz]

@teh1owner And you would know? You're probably a fucking virgin who faps to jewish girls.

[AngryAussie]

@teh1owner That is a phenomenally stupid comment

[A7XDudeDrums]

Is it just me or does Boo look like she is putting on a few Kilos lately?

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And i agree M.M life is too short not to have fun, especially with sex!!



[AngryAussie]

@A7XDudeDrums Too much cheesy poofs

[Deathdrive666]

that cat scares me

[Deathdrive666]

that cats scares me 

[AngryAussie]

@Deathdrive666 She's harmless

[EvilBproductions]

I heard the pope has sex with boys through a hole in the wall, could be just a rumour though...

[AngryAussie]

@EvilBproductions I heard that rumour too

[hzrdswun]

@AngryAussie me 2 wtf ... could it be not a rumour???

[Ralphgtx280]

@EvilBproductions I heard its a very small hole

[TheBoredGeorge]

Where do we send questions to Mistriss M to?

[AngryAussie]

@TheBoredGeorge Direct messages to me

[shadowshian]

prolly just me but things mistress M. talks about start more and more remind me Subnormality webcomic

[AngryAussie]

@shadowshian I don't know that one

[shadowshian]

@AngryAussie should be easy enaugh to find with google using Subnormality as keyword. its pretty funny abit wierd at times though

[LinkMyBoy]

Would be interesting to find out what religion has the most whacked out views on sex.

[AngryAussie]

@LinkMyBoy That would be a subjective evaluation

[Vaara78]

"Kännissä ja kihloissa on kiva olla, krapulassa ja naimisissa yhtä helvettiä."

Translation: "It is pleasant to be drunk and engaged, but hell to be hungover and married."

[AngryAussie]

@Vaara78 You'll get a lot of agreement for that one

[ascendency4]

that cat is a god damn pimp.

[AngryAussie]

@ascendency4 True dat

[LikeiHad]

I instinctively do not like Jew's not hate! just I do not like them!

Well this was an eye opening for me! Thank you!

[AngryAussie]

@LikeiHad I'm simply stunned by that comment

[LinkMyBoy]

@LikeiHad That cracked me up, lol.

[kattheryn]

@LinkMyBoy

Wow...um...aren't those synonymous things?

[thedreamdealer]

cleanliness is relative! just ask a douche...

[AngryAussie]

@thedreamdealer Good point

[cowman850]

Boo is cute as always :D

[AngryAussie]

@cowman850 She sure is

[bigmanoooo1]

its true that jews dont guilt people up about sex as much as the catholics do...but then again noone quite does guilt like the catholic church lol

[AngryAussie]

@bigmanoooo1 It's a catholic speciality

[Ketorulz]

@bigmanoooo1 They guilt up more about marriage. hehe

[dietsnapple89]

I heard Jewish girls give the best ZJs

[AngryAussie]

@dietsnapple89 I have no experience in that area

[TheEuroGamerz]

jews are having better sex than me this is unacceptable :D only joking

[AngryAussie]

@TheEuroGamerz Anyoen having better sex than me is unacceptable 

[TheRealFallenDemon]

Agreed, don't be reckless with others' hearts. It's not nice to have it happen to you.

[AngryAussie]

@TheRealFallenDemon What goes around comes around

[FreckledFilms]

Sex-perience

[AngryAussie]

@FreckledFilms Indeed

[SasukeIsPwnage]

FIFTH!

Am I doing it right?

[Celebhir]

@SasukeIsPwnage ur so pro

[AngryAussie]

@SasukeIsPwnage Too messy

[Backslash28]

first and good vid i win all of u are losers..

[Hablab96]

@Backslash28

Pretty sure that you're the loser, you stupid piece of shit! :)

[Backslash28]

@Hablab96 I'm the loser when you resort to name calling.. right.. I'll go be a loser somewhere else then. Moron..

[AngryAussie]

@Backslash28 You pretty much deserve any abuse you get for that comment

[Backslash28]

@AngryAussie Probably.