It was completly unfair. John Mayer himself playing "Daughters" right next to you, what did he expected to happen? I was about to cry and I'm miles away, you know?
At the beginning of this video, he was explaining that certain songs would make you feel most emotional and the girl already felt emotional by touching her chest.
The only thing that would've made this better is if, right at the end, he had slapped those stupid fucking idiot girls really hard in the face.
I don't get how someone like John can stand the legion of idiot people (mostly braindead young girls) that follow him around. My god - how depressing!
So eleven orgasms later, two and a half of them mine, the next thing I know I'm on fire, running through the Château Marmont. It didn't, happen, but man, that would have been a wild night
Backstage after my performance at the Viper room. In walks, 16 of the hottest groupies that I have ever seen before, wearin' nothing but kimonos and body glitter. I mean were doin' zippers and zoomers, jalepeno poppers you name it. Suddenly one of the twins stars yelling at me, "Oh my God, your eyes are bleeding." So they rush me to the hospital, where I was legally dead for 17 minutes. Finally they shock me back to life, I say, "Thanks, doc, I've got a few ladies to entertain..."
DON`T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON`T STOP. THIS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
-I´d be scared to put my credit card information on the computer -You realize that you´ve gone to jail a couple of times... -Righ... -You live the thug life... -Right -You´ve got a diamond AK47 around your neck... -Right -And your biggest fear is credit card fraud on E-Bay. -Right :) -That is some domestic stuff my man! And then the funniest giggle ever... This guy is the best.
@smoothcriminal829 Yer that's what i thought initially and he is hillarious, but he was like really skeptical that Taylor Swift wrote her own songs and thought they were secretly written by someone else even though it says that she wrote all of it on her cds, but he did find out that she did write all of them.
John that's righteous. Get me on your show, so we can exploit to the public the random spontaneous lifestyle we as musicians like to live. we'll make millions.. more millions.
John that's righteous. Get me on your show, so we can expoit to the public the random spontaneous lifestyle we as musicians like to live. we'll make millions.. more millions.
lol that blond green shirt chick is stupid, the only thing she got out of that was "It's weird that he has to call a restaurant and sing"
gabegambino 2 days ago
What a Legend
JAAZZAA2 2 weeks ago
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JAAZZAA2 2 weeks ago
i love how he handles situations
rockingmilan 2 weeks ago
he is cool guy
rockingmilan 2 weeks ago
i was looking 4this and couldn't found it... till now.... lucky day! and yes that girls are so stupid....
adridelher 4 weeks ago
LOL the signing soap and random stuff
initialZEN 1 month ago
"Can we sign a bewb"..... LOVE THIS DUDE!
stockmarket101 1 month ago 2
those girls are duuuumb
MusicMeUpBaby 1 month ago
trick daddy doesnt know what an areola is
cbr0oks 1 month ago
boy, hes so popular with the ladies, might make me feel weird if i went to see him live.
cbr0oks 1 month ago
I bet those girls feel so stupid now...
bouchtb 2 months ago
Trick Daddy makes black people look bad.
karmakameleon113 2 months ago 2
the most amazing guy ever..... MARRY MEE!!!
LynnieMiny 2 months ago
We've nourished our bodies. It's time to go nourish right here. <3
sophiemunchkin93 2 months ago
hahahaha he knows what's up. nobu is the shit
JoeCfb 2 months ago
What's the rap song John Mayer is singing when the credits start?
Antongmusic 2 months ago
THIS GUYS MY IDOL!
brsurferbrasil 2 months ago
"Can we sign a boob?" Wtf, of course you can?
VVvendettaVV 3 months ago
"It's an areola, not a helipad"
FallenQuiet 3 months ago 2
this guy is freakin hilarious
ksjl123 3 months ago
marry me.
yeswhatokay 3 months ago 4
I was thinking about this this weekend....I was laughing all by myself...just thinking about it.
Jaylasplenty 3 months ago
what a character.
futurehollywood22 4 months ago
john mayer is the biggest troll ever.
JAcoustify94 4 months ago
feels like a bag of legos. LOL
MrVeeRob 4 months ago
Couldn't remember the name of this video so I typed: "John Mayer trolling"
Success.
CoolGuy62093 4 months ago 2
1:36 looooooooooooool
Powerslider 4 months ago
09:30 eye eye eye HAHAHA
OfficialSurco 4 months ago
Alicia @ 1:23
muaythaison 5 months ago
Tears how stupid! dumb women
kimberly1450 5 months ago 2
Those girls are so stupid.
austinbondify 5 months ago 15
ahaha Lol country version of crazy train at 9:20
ibanezrxseries240 5 months ago
Why can't i just sign her boob?
kikmik30 5 months ago
It was completly unfair. John Mayer himself playing "Daughters" right next to you, what did he expected to happen? I was about to cry and I'm miles away, you know?
Marry me, John. :')
12ca 5 months ago
I want to see the end song, that he raps hahaha its so much fun
LennZeg 5 months ago
This is soap I used all over my body but I didnt... OMG BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
LennZeg 5 months ago
Just to prove a point: There was 16 ladies and he provided them just 11 orgasms...he should better start on Viagra right now.
jokacho21 5 months ago
"youll get there when you sell out"
etdizzle 5 months ago 35
@etdizzle love it
justinsokoloski 5 months ago
It's an arreola, not a helipad. XD
aikeeramz 6 months ago 4
Just checked, and Richard Marx didn't write Bye Bye Bye :P
spiffcorgi 6 months ago 4
who wouldn't cry if john mayer was singing to you?
cathgirl23 6 months ago
"So 11 orgasms later, 2 and half of them mine" LOL
ralez20 6 months ago
hahah You'll get there when you sell out ! hahahahahaha
zikahendrix 6 months ago 3
HAHAHAH 2:05
element1120 6 months ago
I don't know how he can troll so much and keep that serious look on his face while hes doing it.
rgc93 6 months ago
LOLZ!! 2:25 he asks to sign a BEWB..... sooo awesome
stockmarket101 6 months ago
At the beginning of this video, he was explaining that certain songs would make you feel most emotional and the girl already felt emotional by touching her chest.
TheAngelJC 6 months ago
John's rap at the end is so good. I just hope for Hip-Hop culture's sake that was freestyle. Because then there would be hope: John "Single C" May-R
YouNeedMani 6 months ago
HAHAHA "tears"
MrCerote 7 months ago
JM: T Double D .... i can call you T Double D right?
T DD : no you can call me T double
TheClemllk 7 months ago 2
"It's an areola, it's not a helipad." hahaha I love John Mayer.
lemonjuice0450 7 months ago
I can't believe this only got one episode. :(
buddhist32 7 months ago
CRAZY TRAIN!!!!!!!!
BlackLabelForLife 7 months ago
10:15 what so did they sing? somebody please??
goldwincs 7 months ago
@goldwincs The Humpty Dance by Digital Underground
pisaniforprez 7 months ago
I want John Mayer to sign my burned copy of Usher's Confessions!
NemethBooshi 7 months ago
these.chicks.were.stupid...or what?!
uselessattitude 7 months ago 2
Why does the short song in the last 30 seconds sound so familiar to me?
RMK8686 7 months ago
Sooooooooooooo Funny!
Cbluesrocker 7 months ago
I want this back on the air!
LaurenLovesJB 8 months ago 4
does anybody know the song by 10:16 sounds good
Alex280592 8 months ago
You'll get there when you sell out hahahahahaha
brandodeano3 8 months ago 2
he definitley needs to make more shows. this is hilarious
nickcin201 8 months ago
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kumaneville 8 months ago
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kumaneville 8 months ago
ponzu is a japanese seasoning which is sour.
john had lived in japan for study abroad.
kumaneville 8 months ago
"it's an areola,not a helipad" HAHAHA!
iyurhi 8 months ago 2
Tell you what, John Mayer meet and greets,... what a fucking excellent place to meet girls. It's like a 90:1 ratio in there haha
The7thFret 8 months ago
The only thing that would've made this better is if, right at the end, he had slapped those stupid fucking idiot girls really hard in the face.
I don't get how someone like John can stand the legion of idiot people (mostly braindead young girls) that follow him around. My god - how depressing!
P.S. John is one funny dude!
MrGingerJez 8 months ago
Those girls were soooo stupid
ikillrobots22 8 months ago 5
We need more of this...
FLIGHTCOMPANY 9 months ago 4
LMAO! thats the gayest handshake by mayer hahaha
yoomgitsme 9 months ago
So eleven orgasms later, two and a half of them mine, the next thing I know I'm on fire, running through the Château Marmont. It didn't, happen, but man, that would have been a wild night
Kdauwggzz 9 months ago 5
Backstage after my performance at the Viper room. In walks, 16 of the hottest groupies that I have ever seen before, wearin' nothing but kimonos and body glitter. I mean were doin' zippers and zoomers, jalepeno poppers you name it. Suddenly one of the twins stars yelling at me, "Oh my God, your eyes are bleeding." So they rush me to the hospital, where I was legally dead for 17 minutes. Finally they shock me back to life, I say, "Thanks, doc, I've got a few ladies to entertain..."
Kdauwggzz 9 months ago 3
John Mayer is absolutely hilarious; furthermore, he totally doesn't care what others think.
Boxrag 9 months ago 5
Isn't Ricahrd Marks an editor?
John Mayer is hilarious.
Raider768 9 months ago
wich song is 10.13?
annelotteVEERLE 9 months ago
Oh my GOD he is hilarious!!
AnnaFelldin 9 months ago 2
That was amazing. Biggest troll ever.
iluvjumblies 9 months ago 70
dumb..even dumber
steev05 9 months ago
tears
glasshorse018 9 months ago
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SesyyyTravisaa303 10 months ago
Why am I laughing and they aren't?! Something is wrong with them...
Luvergurl4ever 10 months ago
Hilarious how those idiots don't get his humour.
Botje101 10 months ago
John: "Trick Pony! Here it is!"
T Double: "That ain't me" lmao
roncbllo 10 months ago
trick daddy is win
LaPicturesque 10 months ago
23 people didn't have boobs big enough to sign.
sgtdja 10 months ago
The girls must have thought he was such an asshole. Lol.
Goth3m3 10 months ago
i'm john mayer & i'm getting up....i have to pee...lmao
drah22692 10 months ago
22 guys got dumped and john mayer reminds them of their ex girls haha
deftones420 10 months ago
@deftones420 what??
bjhMus1C 10 months ago
stupid ass girls lol.
CoandCaSSTB 10 months ago
richard marx. so hilarious.
jmkivett 11 months ago
i love how the girls actually believed him.
jmkivett 11 months ago 2
John Mayer's the only person that can turn Trick Daddy into a country superstar
theacousticdream24 11 months ago
The fact that this show didn't continue hurts my heart.
townsend411 11 months ago 2
@townsend411 it was hilarious!
deftones420 10 months ago
@townsend411 I asked him about it today, he's open to the idea of making more once he's done making the new album!
MichaelLoweMusic 10 months ago
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people will believe anything lol
VesselFury 11 months ago
"You get there, when you sell out" classic...
thepaulatavares 11 months ago 2
For them decent like hoes. Lol
Meelosh96 11 months ago
haha not bad... I'd watch another
FirstFactionFilms 11 months ago 2
It's an areola, it's not a heli-pad. LOL
calvinblinkee 11 months ago 3
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DON`T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON`T STOP. THIS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
wolficeflame 11 months ago
the thing that pisses me off is that John Mayer is hilarious and shreds at guitar but he insists on making music exclusively for teenage girls... wtf
dropintospace 11 months ago 3
Gay.
Shyfter1215 11 months ago
LoL...Douche...or Genius?
7sevenL 11 months ago
@7sevenL Genius! Completely...genius!
totalovrkl 11 months ago
@7sevenL genius.. he comes off as a douche to people who don't understand his humor
bjhMus1C 11 months ago
@bjhMus1C exactly!! that's totally right
redhead363363 11 months ago
6:20 is he wearing underpants?
guitarcho98 1 year ago
I love John's sense of humor:) Those girls just don't understand sarcasm... John Mayer is the BEST!!! He's just so funny and cute all in one package!
17potterwatch 1 year ago 2
so 11 orgasims later 2 and half of them mine LOL
bksoccer1012009 1 year ago 2
hahah John Mayer needs to quit music and just fuck with people !
apc80tool 1 year ago
that bbq place they ate at, is possibly the best bbq ever
zachjohnston19 1 year ago
Can we sign a boob?
TRAGEDY623 1 year ago 24
@TRAGEDY623 thats how you know hes gonna be legend
stockmarket101 5 months ago
lol those bitches are tards
adrians1240 1 year ago
this is so genius
ZowieT 1 year ago
"You'll get there when you sell out." lol
smartrocker90 1 year ago 4
:this is john mayer, i know it's valentines day, but i've got a party of 16, for 9pm" lmao
TheSkinParade 1 year ago
Oh My God I'm in love with him
shannon52695 1 year ago 2
"A boob? Can we sign a boob?"
taylorhxc1 1 year ago
what is the song he does at 1:05
sherrsherr16 1 year ago
@sherrsherr16 Bigger Than My Body! :) SUCH a great song
ellenelizabethh 1 year ago
@sherrsherr16 Bigger Than My Body off Heavier Things
prissie83 1 year ago
"What's your name?" "Sara" "With an H?" "No H" "It's with an H now!" HAHA. He's hilarious.
Grenerd22 1 year ago 4
He kinda have that Vince Vaughn style of humor.
TheUnderdogComplex86 1 year ago
i cried from laughing when he talked about his "wild night" lol. oh gosh I love him.
QueenBanana295 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA "let me know!"
John's "ay ay ay" xD
DopeSkittles 1 year ago
1:16 is why John Mayer does what he does.
kevvel 1 year ago
How could anyone not like John mayer? He is wicked funny!!!
popcornmama245 1 year ago 3
@popcornmama245 cause he's also a dickhead
beastnation1111 1 year ago
go and dont look back...till ur 19
geetarist666 1 year ago 85
@geetarist666 I would've done just about ANYTHING to be that girl! damn, she's lucky
LoveKristenStew 10 months ago
@geetarist666
that really make sence dude because taylor swift wrote that song about dear john and 19 was to young hahaha
justinjonkmanbcn 8 months ago
"It's an areola, not a helipad"
lyndsayiu5 1 year ago 3
what's that?
you'll get there once you sell out
lmao
lifeispeachey1026 1 year ago 2
crazy train ? jajaj john mayer rcks
dnnysrock 1 year ago
"You touch a corner of it and its like a bag full of legos"
dredaillest 1 year ago 8
I love ho whe is feeding these naive girls CRAP!!!! OMG!!! John you ROCK!!!!
england716 1 year ago
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anthonyslzr 1 year ago
@anthonyslzr That is what makes John, John..........."You'll get there when you sell out!!!" LMAO!
england716 1 year ago
@anthonyslzr and go to English class........."You are contracts to "You're" not "Your"
england716 1 year ago
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@england716 go suck on YOUR moms twat bitch
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wenser13 1 year ago
can John Mayer be any more cute and funny? XD
McFilipa30 1 year ago
Those girls did not get his humour.
xgusROX 1 year ago 72
The awesome thing about John is he can say all those insanely outrageous things and he doesn´t care that people believe it!
jubiscleusa171 1 year ago 4
Wedge61 1 year ago 3
- This is soap I would´ve used all over my body but I didn´t.
- Thank you so much! This is the best I had in my life!
- Life is gonna get a whole lot better.
LMAO
Wedge61 1 year ago 7
HE IS SO HILARIOUS
TheKarinChannel 1 year ago 2
what is the song that plays at 10:30?
DSRNYCKID 1 year ago
@DSRNYCKID "Clarity" off of Heavier Things
regaltipper 1 year ago
@regaltipper thank you
DSRNYCKID 1 year ago
@DSRNYCKID No problem!
regaltipper 1 year ago
@DSRNYCKID Clarity.
RyanCummingsOfficial 1 year ago
Of course he writes his own stuff - knows thats where the money is haha! He was def messing with those girls
GhostGuitars 1 year ago
then nashville thing was a hoot
he's a funny guy.
it's the guitar face that I can't look at..
orbitration 1 year ago
03:34 "ooh honey..." XD
ellundrilwalkshadow 1 year ago
He's wearing the same top from the album cover of Heavier Things :)
leojelom 1 year ago
Anyone notice how what he's wearing when he's walking around with Trick Daddy is exactly what he wears on the cover of Heavier Things :)
leojelom 1 year ago
Im not sure about that thing about him not writing his music, i cant tell if he's serious...?
leojelom 1 year ago
@leojelom LOLLLL he definitely does write his own music hahahaaaa hes just kidding the entire time i think hes hilariousss
smoothcriminal829 1 year ago
@smoothcriminal829 Yer that's what i thought initially and he is hillarious, but he was like really skeptical that Taylor Swift wrote her own songs and thought they were secretly written by someone else even though it says that she wrote all of it on her cds, but he did find out that she did write all of them.
leojelom 1 year ago
@leojelom
lol, go look up richard marx songs and listen LOL. youll know the answer then
kollakolla 1 year ago
I'm JM and I'm getting up... lol
IALON 1 year ago 2
Who knows what kind of strings he uses?
p8ntbala14 1 year ago
@p8ntbala14 ernie ball
SuperChance17 1 year ago
5:30 "I say thanks, doc". Last time I checked, "he didn't need no doctor" x)
TheDesignSims 1 year ago 3
@TheDesignSims lol, this was before 'where the light is'
bjhMus1C 1 year ago
"I have a crush on you, you have to go, GO GO DON´T LOOK BACK, " could he be more adorable????
andrela7 1 year ago 3
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John that's righteous. Get me on your show, so we can exploit to the public the random spontaneous lifestyle we as musicians like to live. we'll make millions.. more millions.
HeadDownFollowThroug 1 year ago
John that's righteous. Get me on your show, so we can expoit to the public the random spontaneous lifestyle we as musicians like to live. we'll make millions.. more millions.
HeadDownFollowThroug 1 year ago
05:37 - 05:42
hahaha
WickyGirl 1 year ago
I'm John Mayer, and I'm getting up.
UbuntuLinuxKarmic 1 year ago
I almost feel bad for the girls from the interview, not really though.
eastcstsrfr 1 year ago 3
hahaha its with an h now.
300daysandnights 1 year ago
at 0:49 Whats the name of that song in the background?
DonRMB 1 year ago