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  • AWESOME!!!!

  • God doesn't exist. <--- That will stop a lot of wars :)

  • @MarcoBartoliFR hehe really?? because most wars that i know of were caused by politics and economics not religion.

  • @MCshlthead Well it was in the past. But now it's true that most wars were caused by politics stuff...

    But the European Union don't seem to like the Muslim religion because of the things that they do to women.

    In that case, religion sucks...

    Fun fact : people who doesn't believe in god still blame him and still do something special on Christian events. :)

  • @MarcoBartoliFR heres another fun fact, people should be able to believe in whatever they want, and its none of the damn west's business what people worship in arab countries. stalin, pol pot, hitler, Mao Zedong, all atheists all have existed in the last 100 years or so, combined they have been responsible for more deaths than all religious wars added together ever. yeah atheism is defo the way to go (not)

  • @MCshlthead I didn't say that you can't believe in a supernatural entity.

    Some people needs to believe in a god, in a superior just to keep their forces, to be able to reject the reality or the responsibilities by blaming it...

    This is their choices, and I respect that.

    Good day.

  • Sir, I am also, passionately willing to touch as many lesbian vaginas as it takes, to end this ridiculous prejudice. :) All, who say I?

  • Justing Bieber has a pussy

  • @DMIBinario id fuck his pussy so goooooood

  • @lemonpartyhellyeah his pussy is just a bit shifted^^

  • the most wasted 3 minutes in my hole god damn life!!

  • @hamzofski2 If you have a fuckin life why spend it at youtube?

  • If you want lesbians to stop having sex let them get pregnant. My wife and I have four children. I don't remember what her private parts look like.

  • what is he even talking about?

  • Man, do you have to exaggerate your accent so much? It makes my ears bleed.

  • @DrArsenicum He's annunciating. If he weren't "exaggerating" his accent so much, I'm willing to bet you NO ONE would understand him.

  • god loves all children, and so do catholic preists, but we wont go into that ....

  • @lewski07 There are statistically a higher percentage of teachers, doctors, and believe it or not lawyers who are pedophiles than are priests, but we wont go into that...

  • LGBT or hetero, we're all the same! Love is love!

  • Samuel: God loves his lesbian daughters; You will have to explain to him why you don't . You're lucky he knows us and isn't a hater.

  • Yeah, I've heard of evolution. What 's the point?

  • that's not a real accent, I'll put money on it!

  • kool

    

  • five hardley holy handjobs

  • Anyone who believes in god is insane...Although i do believe they are abominations.

    A pervert is a pervert...there is no inbetween

  • @RebelSword so are u an atheist or do u believe in something else and if u do believe in something else please tell me what it is u believe in

  • The Scottish accent is simply amazing.

  • wait u can refuse serives over sexuality a nouther reson y europe canada are better than the US

  • You sound like an idiot.

  • Hilarious.

  • the best thing about this video is his accent obviously, BUT THE WORST PART IS THE FUCKING JUMP CUTS AFTER EVERY SENTENCE WHO ARE YOU, RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON?

  • This guy sounds like leprechaun

  • @350z89 He's Scottish... Not Irish... Im Irish... Im the leprechaun :) lol

  • boobies. :)

  • nothing wrong with lesbians.

    & god doesnt even exist ;]

  • @AlisonFan16 lots of things wrong with gays and god does exist. :)

  • @Nickmuzi no its not & no there isn't , go get help =]

  • @Nickmuzi god does exist; he made gays same ashe made you. If you got a problem with this ask god what he did wrong.

  • @5218bunny Ever heard of evolution?

  • @Nickmuzi Hmophobe? Gays are the same as everyone else. Some ya like. Some ya don't. God doesn't care whom his children love.

  • @AlisonFan16 God exists and he loves all his children.

  • Thanks for being relevant in a male controlled psychopathic society where children are led by people who dont understand Love or the fatherhood position of a leader. Males are respnsible for the deaths of uncounted women and children. If you are tolerant of all people except the intolerant thankyou, if there is a test then certainly you have passed. Keep being relevant in a world possed by rediculous beliefs and remember science is probably closer to our religious reality, we were all femaleonce

  • MARK I LOVE YOU.

  • you are funny funny funny and this is your medium. you really make the most of it. i would use exclamation marks but i don't like cats so i'm not taking any chances

  • lesbians are awesome. 

  • @samuel55742 do you also love penis. probably

  • EUWN BWELEEVF

  • Ah, sarcasm. Man's best friend.

  • lol this is awesome btw discription of sarcasm: the bodies defense against supid

  • Haha...Great job Mark.

  • My own rating system? Okay then, five egregiously disregarded Hippocratic Oaths out of five.

  • no no, you understood incorrectly. It's presumably under the impression that touching a lesbian vagina... might accidentally make your whole fist slip inside. Then you're facing malpractice lawsuits for "unnecessary roughness on the vagina". There aren't many fertility Doctors that are petite females with little fists. However, if you're serious about ending the pejudicicial treatment of the medically marginalized lesbian vaginas, you can begin with the excessively extensive, manual procedure of

  • touching the hell out of Rosie O'Donnell's vaginally configured, monstrously hairy, terrifying Tarantula. Then, you can continue with Sandra Bernhard's "lovely" specimen. However, be careful not to stimulate any hemorrhaging which will result in the vagina ooozing with desire, or they might vocalize the proposition of... "lez be friends".

    If the referee really needed his eyes tested, he can go to Dr. Gottlieb.

  • If a Pharmacists denies anyone painkillers its because they shouldn't be taken by anyone thats stupid enough to cause himself pain from masturbation. If painkillers were given to Sadomasochists then there wouldn't be any left for the normal people with legitimate, non personally inflicted, injuries. 5 God sent, manual labor, holy hand jobs are usually requested by a unemployed Mr. McMaster Bates

  • i love lesboz

  • hey it's "Monsieur Propre". Lesbians are the shame of reproduction

  • I wish more people would wake up an find the humor and, more importantly, tragedy, in religious dogma -- instead of sticking to it as the 'word of "insert-your-deity-here"'.

  • I hate Lesbos

    I mean girl x girl is really hot, but after all , you can't touch that hot lesbian yourself, can you? And if you can't touch her, then that sucks :(

  • @jigovani That's a really shitty reason to hate them. To me, it just sounds like you're objectifying them =/

  • @jigovani You cant touch them or any girl for that matter, for a diffrent reason buddy

  • @jigovani oh. it's all about you. okay got it.

  • i would touch a lesbian...just saying... with out pay...for free... lol

  • he has some realy good points. hes maybe sarkastic but real. listen to what he realy has to say instead of just going offence. there are problems in america that needs to be dealt with and some realy sick fanatic people, like the priest`s touching chindren, discusting

  • CHEERS! :D

  • i know man

  • beibel xD

  • he thinks hes funny?

  • I dunno what's worse, medical professionals who think Homosexuality is a disease, or people who believe whoever/whatever created the world is so cruel.

  • I give it five painful erections out of five.

  • your brilliant

  • I would touch a lesbian va-JJ..... :o)

  • yea, like you will ever get with a lesbian you fucking bald cunt, your not even funny.

  • @ApocalyptikPeanut and your a fukin spaztic

  • I have asked hundreds of muff munchers to put on a show 4 me but they never do it works in all the skin flicks but not in real life that is so unfair

  • @steven27061976 wow, I hope your joking. otherwise, you are just OFFICIALLY the biggest retard on the face of the planet. i.e. their lesbians. not porn stars.

  • @KittenKnowsAll if I was seriously looking for a girl on girl show on here I would have to be a retard I agree. I think you need to learn to recognise when people are joking. Oh and by the way I appologise in advance it my gramer is not spot on or my spelling is inacurate as I am dyslexic and spell check does not seem to be working on YouTube for me at the moment (just thought I would prevent any further quearies)

  • He talks slow so you silly Americans can understand.

  • Idk,I thought it was pretty fuckin funny

  • I give this the rating of 5 un holy prostitutes doing 5 very very dirty things to me

  • LMAO.....my sister is a lesbian and would most likely enjoy this. XD

  • 5 hardly holy hand jobs lol!!!! SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!

  • lol, I'm a Catholic, and this dude is an epic win

  • @fireemblem1992 i dont get it...

  • @fireemblem1992 dito

  • "well i know what this "braveheart" talking motherfucker is talking. He like other European pigs invented the meaning of "Intolerance". They fight among their own back in Europe and fuck their own mothers,and sisters for Gold and that worthless piece of shit English Crown".  These Cunts forget how they came begging here to America looking for a better life,and a fucken job. They are nothing more than white pigs and trash and always will be."

  • @raza1st What you need to understand is, being intolerant towards people is just stupid, and you need to get over yourself, really. The most intolerant people are the inbred ones, be aware of that. By the way, he is speaking English, just a different dialect of it than you seem to understand.

  • @Akuma31er

    I disagree. Sarcasm is the height of humour in my opinion, and the phrase "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" is for people who simply don't get it.

  • It is true that "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" but is it not also true that Wit is THE highest form of inteligence?

    Mark you are truely hilarious, have you thought about stand up at all???

  • lolz

  • omg, that was hilarious, he does have a point you all, even though it's sarcastic. I am glad that people make fun of some people because of their ignorance!

  • sarcasm isnt very funny especially when you put god in your jokes with gays ... boooooooorinnnngggg

  • Oh, then this also applies to "Jesus loves you" if you are male?

  • Right on and Cheers to you Brahda you are ONO!!!

  • Best with no sound

  • Bit boring this one Scotty...

    Sorry :(

  • mark, i know you want to be a comedian, but mate its not working. try motivational speaking.

  • Perhaps you don't get the level of his sarcasm.

  • no, i understand it perfectly. its just not funny.

  • gotta love that beige wall = P

  • Good call, its bloody ridiculous denying someone aid just because they're different. We've overcome barriers between black and white people and got rights for women. Surely we won't be dragged down by religious quibbling?

  • well that video is alot easier on the brain than stupid people that think someone died and became god eh?

    well done markday

  • Cheers

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  • Five out of five fingers

  • 5 Girl on girl action out of five

  • 3 Lesbian Vaginas out of 5 gay penises

  • Pregnant lesbian.....

  • Oh god, this is an epic win.

  • 5 lesbian vaginas out of 5

  • 5 Lesbian Vaginas from me

  • i'd turn gay for him

  • I voted 5 Bible thumps.

  • Lesbian Vagina.

    Often licked, Never beaten.

  • this slang sucks!

  • you wouldnt get tired of kicking this jock wanker-signed an Englishman who can see through you -you money grubbing hypocrite

  • Don't you just LOVE the way he says vagina:)

  • I think your very good! England age 39:)

  • Do it yourself joke: Make up your own punchline.

    Two lesbian polar bears walk into a Klondike Bar._______________________.

  • What is the problem with the USA????... can't put my finger on it??? OH YEA it is subhumans like tinfoilrepair. Thanks for reminding me! It is retartds like that that are afraid of evolution... why you ask? Well if natural selection favored those with a basic working brain, then he would be shit out of luck.

  • He's making fun of puritanicals and evangelicals for the way they treat homosexuals. Not California.

    Also Scotland is a nice place, and until your country has undone the evil of GitMo, and stops executing it's own people, I am required by the international community to tell you to keep your unqualified opinion to yourself.

    Also, take note that these are the people that beat up a terrorist whilst he was still on fire.

  • Also, if you haven't noticed the Lockerbie bombing happened in Scotland and a lot of Scotish people died in the bombing, and although I can't say they were right to release the individual, it was their decision to make.

    You say you are 95 on your account, act your age.

  • You mispelt 'Haggis' EVIL SEA MONKEY!!!!!!

  • Ultimate Loledge! xD

  • Is it me or do half the comments I see on your videos jack asses with no sense of humor. Seriously people and im talking to those who say his humor isnt funny or that he sucks. Stop being ignorant morons and just accept that the rest of us still enjoy the videos and move on with your damn lives.

  • no shit

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  • Nice accent!

  • 5 hardly holly hand jobs to you ya!

    Gotta love the Spadge

  • why cant scots just get lost

  • Fuck You

    Dick!

  • seen your profile and thank christ im not that desperate

  • why cant you just get lost?

  • thought about a comebacjk but it would be wasted on you so just fuck off ...sooner u get independence the better bunch of whining geordie rejects

  • now that's interesting isn't it?

  • Everyone has there own opinion on God! dont break it!

    it will always be a mystery

  • or maybe Christians don't want women untouched by men to become pregnant because they know that virgin women always birth god hybrids, and then we would have a bunch of god hybrids running around decapitating each other to become more powerful.. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!

  • I give this video a rating of: five Lesbian Vaginas!

  • Awesome+Scottish=Scottsome

  • xosrov2: Thats argueable...some think catholic, jewish...but really i dont care who made god first...lol

    & btw this video owns...

  • <3 this is amazing!

  • you sound like everyone in braveheart.

  • by mistake i clicked in the thumbs down button in your comment, i was supposed to click thumbs up,

  • how would a doctor know he/she was touching the vagina of a lesbian?

  • good point :P

  • HAHA,, BIBLES AND BULLSHIT

  • five smacked up hookers

  • 5 very verociouse vaginas to you

  • Is your accent real?

  • calm down Arbitor, the Mormons make just as much sense as Christianity...

  • Hey, guess what, Islam is the truth. NO, wait, Judaism is the truth! NO! WAIT CATHOLICISM IS THE TRUTH! OH WAIT, OMG! WHICH FUCKING RELIGION IS THE TRUTH! OH GOD IDK ANYMORE!

    lol people who believe in religion make me laugh.

  • I've have to agree with that. They're terribly entertaining :)

  • What makes Christianity more true than any other religion?

  • christianity made God

  • Agreed !!

    big time

    but to crowofdeath2 if god made christianity who made god and who made god's creator and so on...

    That's the biggest flaw of the Religious method (of any religion!)

    xo

  • It's not that one is more true than any other. It's that not of it's right.

  • i love listening to you say: repetitively ridiculous religious fanatics. :)

  • That Touching lesbian Vaginas can turn ya gay... this guy's hilarious

  • this dude is so hot!

  • I LOVE THE WAY HE ENDS HIS SENTENCES

  • You continue to amaze me with your unconventional yet completely hilarious approach to comedy. :) You rock. I give this vid. 5 pregnant lesbians, which accounts for 5 lesbians, and 5 lesbian fetuses. Excellent.

  • I would go with 5 lezbians seams the best rating for this video these videos are funny as shit by the way.

  • I only had two weasels nibbling at ur scrotum instead of the usual forty-seven

  • i want this guy to say im saun connery and im a russian cop

  • I rated you 5 pickles in a jar :3

  • hahaha ima try to touch as many tooo so that i can prove it tooo!hahah

  • irish people are so fucking annoying

    go drink a beer or twenty

  • I like you attitude 5 spaghetti monster meatballs for you!

  • Ahh, LUST !!!!! A true sign of sin and part of todays downfall of morality. Go ahead and wallow in it people. Roll in your filthy sin and deny Gods existence to sin without guilt.

  • 5 holy girl on girl kisses for you....or 5 stars......i  tried.