Tamagotchi Deadbeat Dad

[BreakwaterAvenue]

Love that it's Amir's voice! hahaha

[NsMiLiTiia]

Amir is a tamagotchi?

[TheXSchwingerX]

Pogs....memories

[LPSgirlSHK]

LMAOO! This is hilarious.

[legonflfootball2001]

nise poop at the end

[DeadMemoriesFtw]

Don't be like Pat Cassels.

[wolfen1113]

I hated tamagotchi mine stayed teens for all eternity and did nothing but shit and die

[fantastix73]

Don't be like Pat Cassels

[eraserfan123]

Haha, hilarious. :D By the way, I have an arukotch for sale now. Posted videos of it.

[zozococo12]

i remember when tamagotchis were the shit

[TheProjectMJ]

You know that tamagotchi's dad did? HE FREAKIN' MOVED!

[alexhan6]

He really acts like Amir.

[Marym419]

Ahaha! I can just imagine Amir and Pat trying to make this! xP

[princejohnneyfan]

Amir WOULD fit the voice of a tamagotchi xD

[byakuganuser23]

lol amir's the voice of tamagotchi!

[RogueEloquence]

Beat me when I misbehavior lulz

[freetheshows]

when he crapped, his face looked like he was gonna cry. -_- nice..

[heatherannx21]

my tamagotchi died :(

[Dillonquador]

Pat can pronounce "Tamagochi" but he can't pronounce "Mario"?

[windro10]

did anyone eles notice that magazine was from shamwow guy in jail O_o

[nikkicocoa7]

1:12 dat ass 

[bcpuppydawg]

Why did it shit on the sidewalk? If it really wanted to piss him off, it should've just shit right in front of the door!

[BlueJWay999]

I tried SOOOO hard to kill mine, but it wouldnt freakin die!

[TwstedRose3]

I couldn't kill mine when I tried, the thing just kept living, I even tried resetting it and everything, I finally just broke it, not on purpose or anything, I just accidentally left it under the wheel of my mom's car...

[Jarateispiss]

@TwstedRose3 yeah. "accidentally"

[josie161998]

Haha You Can Tell The Tamagotchi Is Amir :3

[coralinecool]

that was nasty

[beelzebub65]

moops

[MrRagingbovine]

i used to go round all the girls in my old school and reset theres

coz im an evil fuck

[keir193]

lol I got bored okay? that's what i tell my kids when they get mad at me for leaving them at soccer practice.

[RazielFallenAngel]

Lol, this video made me remind of tamagochis.

[sariatiqaramli]

and the only best way to end a fight is to shit outside their homes..... XD

[icebloodful]

its the shamwow guy he mustve escaped from jail using the saw in the cake and he took the magaziness!!:}

[Velationbp]

Pat was reading about Hooters,Cooters,Tutors and Computers.

[TamagotchickShoppe]

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[deathgatorz]

I gave mine chocolate.

He died.

[analeeboo]

lol at the ending



[Lenanator09]

Amir is still hot?

[blaknoizee]

LMMFAO!!!

[firemast6]

heh you should see MY tamagotchi... I left him in the dump... probably starved... my god I'll probably never get laid without a condom now....

[phase866]

"Well sorry doesn't raise my happiness level, Adam"

xD

[UnfortunatelyScene]

White is girl, not a boy.

[TheArtistikSoul]

lol Which tamagotchi is a white circle with a face on it?

[tghk3]

lmao that last thing tomogachi did was from the game "my little bastard" flash game on adult swim.com

[Jennifer32351]

Voice of Amir FTW :]

[ThreatofDoom]

Amir's voice XD!!

[DeathtoZYX]

ha amir is so lol

[pTheMonkeyKingq]

pat is looking at the same magazine the guy was in um.. gieco commercial

[TheMhn5]

tamagotchi, was INSAMELY POPULARatmy old school

i couldn't have one though,i barely have a house in minecraft,and for some reason,i cannot build a bed.

if i cant survive in the blocky africa which is minecraft, i defenitly couldn't raise a tamagotchi

[KaedeIzume]

Lol Amir was a perfect voice for this :D

[Richele1528]

@Allyosaugh : my Tamagotchi pretended to run out of batteries and I reset it.

[sizzle9000]

LOL, except that wasn't Nintendogs. -.-

[Richele1528]

Is it a real Tamagotchi?

[fearripper125]

Isnt the girl baby tomagotchi a girl?

[Haguatchi]

@fearripper125 well... yeah

girls are always girls

[fearripper125]

@Haguatchi i ment aren`t white babys a girl tomagotchi

[orme96]

tamagotchi is amir

[Anonymous6291]

The guy in the beginning is reading the same magazine as the shamwow guy in jail had. Yeah, I watch a lot of college humor.

[sign333b]

@Anonymous6291 hahahaa true :D

[LeikRawr]

LOL, he so pwnt his lawn, and his dignity xD

[zinger888]

amir!

[astrosquibb]

'Well sorry doesn't raise my happiness level Adam'

Classic.

[reater70]

wats a tamagotchi?...

[Richele1528]

Yes,those pets (Tamagotchi) are too cute to get angry/argue with

[KraftyPomeranian]

im sorry, but the white ones are babies

[MeltedHotLava]

I want a real life tamagotchi :D

[CRAZYJ10ify]

This should be a lesson, that anyone can be a dad but it takes a real man to be able to shit in his pants in sit in it.

[HJJOPA]

is that Amir???

[MrHiiam]

Now I know where the poop voice at the end of every video comes from.

[ngirl5603]

Press 8 repeatedly real fast

[skinnyjeansAndlynx]

@ngirl5603 lol cooool! thats weird..

[asianwanabe1]

Amir is a tamagotchi.

[madrepistola]

mine always died...so i got a real dog.

[dfkop]

amir is a tamagotchi! :P

[MadiMe123]

Amir is...Tomogatchi.

[DragonTigerLego]

@LoveeayNedaay207 ùhm_Ñò_'Thã'n'ks

[DragonTigerLego]

Continually press 6. He is now a Nintendog as punishment xD

[numb19029]

Anyone else notice they always have the same magazine?

[dragonblack955]

Press 9 repeadetly, hes dancing

[mariocrashsuperfan]

Press 7 lol

[ThatUndeadGuy666]

The Neighbors probably thought he was crazy

[AdGarUK]

Press 3 then 4 quickly! XDDDDD

[NarleyNinja]

Amir makes this video.......

[OCARINAofTlME]

>=( *poops*

[armymarshal]

lol did anyone noticewhat he was reading at the beggining lol

[neveranythingtodoXD]

@armymarshal :P i think everyone did

[infinitexpmax]

never start playing a tamagotchi or nintendogs

[EWstreetbackguy]

1:11 Over and over again...

[56lamppost]

i love how at the beggining pats just like in his kitchen looking at porn >.<

[Lostfaith1980]

Fucking awesome ending ^_^

[loyalfalconflutist]

oh my god it's AMIR!!!

[loyalfalconflutist]

I almost didn't realize what the tamagatchi thing was....

[PervishPals]

Tamagotchis Amir!  Epic...

[abiwasnthere]

I was the best parent ever to me Tamagotchi, I always had the really cute adults like butterflies and stuff.

I wasted my life on those bastards.

[TCAxXDEMONXx]

@abiwasnthere i never had one

[AbiLovesCheese]

@abiwasnthere SAME! :L

[guy8900]

I got a tamgotchi in my old draw... somewhere.

[Elmickoroy]

lol was that amir?

[Silv3rPlanet]

@Elmickoroy sounds like streeter to me

[Gorillazgurl98]

@JAFSvideos Wow that must have been so fun to babysit tamagotchis but do you remember if they were a handful??

[Gorillazgurl98]

I sleep with my tamagotchi I put it in a Cradle(got it in a doll house) its tired the same time I am but it always manages to get to sleep before me...lucky bastard...

[TheFlatJamaican16]

Holy shit amir's a tamagotchi!

[LightningWolfang]

I understand you, Patrick!!!

[TheProjectMJ]

Wat about My little bastards? From adult swim? Yea- No.

[SuperBatman900]

@TheProjectMJ you're stupid.

[egres122]

lol nintendogs

[sizzle9000]

@egres122 It doesn't even LOOK like one. Are people blind?

[tealtear2]

the tamagotchi kinda looks likes one of the eggs on those zoloft commercials

[Leeyort]

Amir? o.O

[superstar5565]

patrics a good actor in theese " dramatic things "

[SaraDiva001]

I actually had a Giga Pet T-Rex. It'd die every night because I didn't wake up to it's beeping and I'd have to resurrect it in the mornings. I had to play with the clock just to see how long he could have lived if I weren't such a hard sleeper. Fifteen days.

[MrTheBloonpopper]

keep pressing 4

[TaKryFilms]

Amirs Voice :3  ... <3

[danceissomazing]

This took me back!

[BlackMagister]

Hah the "Hottiez" magazine in here is the same one they used in "ShamWow Guy in Jail"

[Kingshadowclock]

Ah tamagotchi, a fab in the past, a joke today.

[buggyangel]

lol poo!

[blindrock1]

I remember the day my tamagotchi died, it went of when i was trying to go to sleep so i murdered it by throwing it of a wall and stomping on it repetadly

[RosiHernandez]

EPIC!

[jpheitman]

Amir is really a Tamagotchi? That explains a lot.

[JosueAndrewDiaz]

Lol I left mine in an old drawer too, in fact I still have it.

[Dhesyca]

@JosueAndrewDiaz Mine is in my purse. The new battery is...still in my wallet. Drying up like an expiring condom waiting to be used. Actually, the condom GOT used.

[Gorillazgurl98]

@Dhesyca Haha so you have a used condom in your purse haha

[Dhesyca]

@Gorillazgurl98 lololol i never said that. i said like AN expiring condom...and it was actually a reference to another video that college humor did about condoms :)

[Starshine1496]

Nintendogs always triumph! XD

[iCarb0n]

you can't escape the ads.. even when you go to a different vid.. ITS THE SAME AD... Stalking.. Waiting.. Watching..

[Allyosaugh]

i never abandoned my tamogotchi.. it ran out of battery. i was so sad that day :(

[mumufufu922]

was the tamagotchi amir?

[codenamevengeance]

@mumufufu922 that's definitely amir...

[galenhenn]

Faggot

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[MustBe18YearsOrOlder]

haha! the joke is that the guy meets the tamagotchi in real life and the tamagotchi is sassy!

[chineseman72]

is the voice of the tamagotchi amir? or is it just me

[HOTmayonnaise]

@chineseman72 i doubt it's you.

[KillerOfCereal1]

Again with the "Hottiez" magazine.

[missskatysu]

amir :D

[DirtyyDianaXo]

Amir = Tamagotchi xDD

[otchacha]

collegehumor vids just aren't good enough for me to put up with the ads

[IsHeDied]

@otchacha Yet you're still subscribed.

[otchacha]

@IsHeDied ?? no

[IsHeDied]

@otchacha Then why are you looking up collegehumor videos if you feel that way?

[needpancakemix]

@otchacha press F5 to skip ads

[TheCloud175]

I remember when everyone at school at a Tamagotchi, oh how the good days fly...

[InfurnusChaotix]

This is funny as HELL! XDD

[ydneah13]

tamagotchi beats nintendog any day

[reka10]

@ydneah13 hells yeah!

[Micah99100]

1:13 LMAO!!!

[awesomeAllisonH]

faaaaaaagott

[NerfPenguin]

nintendogs lol!

[Razorblade67]

they couldn't find a real puppy?

[DoodleStein]

@Razorblade67 Yeah, or at least a real Tamagotchi.

[FlufeeTheBall]

@Razorblade67 I think it's a nitendog.

[DGMRV]

@FlufeeTheBall I think so too.

[breathvictorian1]

@Razorblade67 Its not meant to be a real puppy, its another virtual pet like the tamagotchi.

[DGMRV]

@breathvictorian1 itz a nitendog.

[SuzukiYuu1000]

OMG, I still play with them... xD

[maxmaskell1]

shamwow guy must have sold him hottiez!

[CheeseGenius]

what kinda tamagotchi is that!?

[DownTownDJ1]

@CheeseGenius its the baby girl

[pinksunflower100]

lol insesive beeoing. shut up i was trying to sleep!

[cingle2004jp]

Deadbeat Dad.. ho-ho

[Jfad18]

I LOVE AMIR!!

[Kid4Poke]

hum you got a present next to your door

[itsblank112233]

ninTENDOG!

Really Adam, Nintendog.

[Shampy]

hahah the poo is the icing on the cake! wait.. eww

btw if you dunno what a pog is: is it that hard to google it??

[superduperlolness]

i have mine right next to my computer it needs a new battery though...

[n9erk]

wtf duss he man by discarded pogs or did he say pons

[Astrowater]

@n9erk

pogs

[n9erk]

@Astrowater wat is a pog

[Astrowater]

@n9erk

It was/is a toy from the 90's which was fairly popular then people stopped playing with. You kind of like traded them and things.

Personally, when I was writing this, I was thinking of something else but the above description applies. I was thinking about these toys I got from McDonalds.

[sipmesoy]

Guys guess what?

The NEW tamagotchi hits stores this Fall!

It will be better and bigger!!!

It's called the Tama Go!

[2Drocks77]

I found my old Tamagotchi and decided to play with it for old time's sake, but the battery was dead, after 3 hours of trying to open it I discover it needs a fricken watch batter half AS BIG AS the tamagotchi itself, pffft...

[zerosvc2]

Lol, nintendogs.

[itmabob]

Lol i know this doesnt help anything, but rnt the white ones supposed to b girls?

[TheFireInside1987]

i hated those damn things

[Shorty122546]

Is Amir the Tamagatchi?

[wingsofhope2]

oh great. I feel bad now!

[socceredhead]

Lol, was NOT expecting the ending...

[undefined208]

@socceredhead i wasn't expecting the begining



[MrsZefron778]

THATS FREAKING HILARIOUS.

[randomese8]

I found mine in my desk drawer.

[onfire123123]

Thats why i pause mine!