Let's Play Cryostasis - They'll need a Crane (S7 P3)

[rubysapprald]

why is there a soccer ball in every video game? Like 90% of games based in real life have them.

[ictoansict]

When the video started, I was kinda hoping it'd be a continuation of the last one.

"FUUUUUUUUUUU-" "-CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!"

[tehfettot]

@ictoansict 3 months later... how do you say "CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK"? isnt that just like "K"??

[ictoansict]

@tehfettot ....Well, I guess if he recorded it in one go, and then cut it up in editing? I dunno.

[tehfettot]

@ictoansict well yea, but you can't say "CCCCCCCCCCCCK" right? it would just sound like "K"

[MrChillaxed]

you are the funnest man alive !!!!

[WickerShade1]

I friggin started Rofling at 2:15 when the cc said the most random fucken thing.

[Gawian55]

beginning was the funniest "right" SPLAT! arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[scrin992]

It's Dead Space all over again!!

[BIGTOAST75]

What in the world is a soccer ball doing on a shit.. a ship in Russia..

[b0n3z3z]

1:09 BOOM HEADSHOT!

[mih0r0rst0ri]

When did this LP have anything to do with "attorneys for the state of Ohio"?

[roboawsome]

football. ha. you and your cultural differences.

[TheLyokoWarriors]

I love the CC. "And my bad aim saved him" became "I don't have my glasses" and "I don't know what happened there" became "I'm not so optimistic." I guess there is some intellegence in the CC.

[Reegareth]

I don't mean to sound aggravated... BUT YOU MISSED THE FUCKING HEAT SOURCE AT THE CRANE! I mean common there were heat waves and everything coming off of it and you just totally ignored it. Then you rage about being killed...... Isn't that kind of your fault saying that you missed a heat source that you were supposed to heal at?

[Melahel888]

But we love when u rageeeeeeeeeeee

[demonjack123]

@Melahel888 Not this badly.

[RenovatedLee]

06:45 I AM A MAN!!!

[hitoshura0]

I'm a little upset you didn't notice the crane caught on fire after you got done winching the bridge...

[AnOverdoseofZac]

Anyone else pissed that not only are the zombies ridiculously accurate, BUT they also shoot from the hip?

[EaterOfTheSoulsdude]

@AnOverdoseofZac They have crosshairs :)

[Edgewalker001]

The magic beard of holding: Chuck Norris only uses it to store an extra fist XD

[dwmcwoooot3]

@Edgewalker001 Well obviously, one "Chuck Norris' Fist" can only be held by the manliest of beards of holding...

[LOLVOTEING]

also on his game i like the fact that when you see a flashback it goes grey :)

[LOLVOTEING]

lol at the very begining

"right...." (falls down the stairs and breaks paper legs) "sigh"

[zyph4lights]

mr hands...O.o

[katamari117]

aarrrbrrrrarrrb lol at the beginning

[konrad8773]

transcribe audio says that firsta aid kit is '' first a cat '' made me laugh XD

[nwill111]

Beard of Holding

- Feather 1000pts

- Fortify Strength 100pts

- Drain Reload Speed 50pts

Also, you might not have enjoyed playing through this part but it made me feel good after a hard day. Keep up the good work.

[foist101]

Turn on the CC. When he said "I don't need a first aid kit." the transcriber took it as "attorneys for the state of Ohio."

[chapacoka]

video I mean sorry

[chapacoka]

not even five seconds into the level and he's already dead. lol. I really feel for you Helloween that must have been frustrating as hell.

[scholargrove]

He died in the last video.

[Sitarman345]

Helloween, you really don't give this guy enough credit.

He's a friggin' meteorologist. I'm amazed he can even hold an axe and fire a weapon.

Don't diss the beard. 8D>

[JacintaXindella]

Beard of Holding, holds much more then the bag of holding found commonly in Wizard of the Coast games. Beard of Holding holds so much more, while giving off that authentic grizzly man look.

:D

[airlife101]

Rwar? :3

[thechiefvsmario]

@JacintaXindella And it adds a bonus to your frost resistance! :D

[TranceForEverForever]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahah I CANT FUCKIN STOP LAUGHING! HAHAHa.... hu h huh huh ok I calmed down... but LOL dude... you die die die die die die die and then pass one level... I dont think you suck but seriosuly that was epicly awesome man I really like ya... you are allright awesomy guy here... although probably I would break the keyboard at this state well my bro would at this state break the comp> no letters

[Slickdown]

1:11 Well that's some accuracy... I call shenanigans on this one.

[QuasiMolko]

Beard of holding ^^

Also, spider thing encounter is the first and last good thing about this game.

Could have been awesome, ended up slow, repetitive and frustrating.

Hey ho, keep up with the hilariously good work Helloween. You're good enough to make even an LP of Cryostasis entertaining.

[steelabjur]

Dude, Helloween, I keep saying the same thing every time I watch you play this game lately. F-L-A-R-E G-U-N! You're passing over one of your most powerful weapons against the ranged Ice Demons to take potshots. Hit them with a flare first, then use the Mosin-Nagant, the flare will distract them (I think it even does DoT) and they'll not be able to fight you as effectively. Those Demons rely on the cold the same way BeardMan relies on the warmth, and I doubt even he'd like being shot with it.

[TranceForEverForever]

Agreed

[Blunderbuss09]

Man, you totally lost it with this video! Poor Helloween. :(

Sad that this game seemed so neat at the start and now it's sucking. :/

[Skycheif]

lol at the beggining "right" *dies* HAHAHA xD

[Mattematask]

3:21 epic death

[TheGunNRose]

This game Become a little bit too frustrating :/ It's the first LP I view that you get that mad on a game :/

Anyway question for the champion Helloween4545:

What was the freakiest monster of any of your LP you did? :D

[Helloween4545]

@TheGunNRose That spider dude, easily. D:

[TheGunNRose]

@Helloween4545

Seriously? :D Okay, I admit that this "things" was worse than many x) Anyway Maybe I'll ask more "Question for the champion Helloween4545" In your next let's play :D Thx for answering, keep up the great work dood :D

[Linaw11577]

I agree, the spider guy was really creepy D:

[GCensorship]

This game just seems more and more rubbish.

[GmodPlusWoW]

The beard has powers of Time and Mind: that's how it can change history so easily.

[seamus1337]

man this game was so cool at the very beginning but now its just repetitive and frustrating XP luckily we have your amazing commentary to keep us viewers entertained :D ty for the LP Helloween your awesome!

[PwnzorBob]

I wonder if you'll find a shotgun on your journey through this ship.

Because shotguns are fun.

[MDxm3000]

No wait, this man uses his beard to maneuver and only the beard. And we all know his beard can't jump very high and makes him land on his FACE if he moves to fast down stairs.

[HappyPariah]

It's almost scary how well the captions sync up with an average GOP speech.

[Chaosrain112]

Watching this with captions is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen

[DrawingBlanks81]

Oh wow, i watched with captions and now I'm tearing.

[Nickolo3]

I want a +5 Beard of Holding!

[JinBriefs]

Fricken game mechanics. I dunno what's more nightmare fuel, the bad controls, or the frightening enemies.

[katamari117]

LOL HARD at the very begginning

[Jbcski]

You could always try to set his beard on fire that would keep him warm! Any way thank you for doing this I do enjoy your cometary.

[gryes]

One of my favorite sessions ever.

[FBH991]

Didn't you pick up a revolver a while ago?

[username5493]

this is probaly one of your best vids, i havent laughed that hard in a long time

[TheEnragedpanda]

"And my bad aiming saved him" Translated to -I don't have my glasses- I lol'd

[guitarboy543]

Ironic, xD

[thatpyschopath]

Oh god! More rage than Silent Hill D:

[Reddyne]

Radioactive warning signs!

☢ ＣＡＵＴＩＯＮ!! ☢ ＣＡＵＴＩＯＮ!! ☢

[gyr0therapy]

wow transcribe audio is so wrong, who came up with the idea of putting that on youtube lol.

[himitsusj]

I think my favorite caption mistranslation was "cutscene time, up we go"="but the a police that again"

Funny as always, Helloween!

[gyr0therapy]

also he says "first aid kit" and it is translated "first a cat".

[Liberykiller]

close enough, if you say first aid kit with a mouth ful of cotton, it would sound like that

[GhostSniper2081]

This is not a very good game... -__-

it looks nice though.

[DemonMasterAnsem]

Couldn't you just shoot the tanks full of fuel and they would explode like the flamethrowers in WaW or Army of Two?

[BloodReaperZ]

Only 5 seconds and its awesome xD Oh man I'm sorry but this is funny for those watching. =D You can't have long to go now anyway =)

[TwingeckoPPTP]

I have warmth = attorneys for the state of Ohio.

[spamster1]

awesome vid Helloween. I saw this game going for $10 at a local game store and i'm really tempted to get it.

[3Dyler]

On the last minute of the set:

Thanks for watching with the rage

Yes

That's a fact

[MrClamwalker]

4:48 Helloween: Very slow door  Youtube: It's a little

[Phleg]

Actually, has anyone else noticed, the captions arnt saying what Helloween is, its actually holding a conversation with him!

Now thats creepy.

[Phleg]

XD

First Aid Kit = First a cat

Oh those crazy captions

[thevamp25]

love how "for gods sakes" transcibes to "both sides"..wtf lol

[Torqegood]

That was the least angry rage I ever heard. The FFFFFFFFU at the end of the previous video was pretty good.

[JellyBellies145]

When your fighting mr.claws at one point ithe transcribe says 'I'm not so optimistic" made me laugh

[cthulukiller]

im pretty sure mr.claws hates his name

[doqed]

The captions make this so much better.

[DomEReapeR]

ah, the good old ladderhating Helloween is back...

good times

[Mad0Artist]

thought ladders hated you?, meet the stairs, your new best friend =D

[240Gromit]

I like how at around 3:00 he says "oh and my bad aiming saved him" and the transcribied audio says "i dont have my glasses"

[spe3dygliners]

lol i know i started watching with the transcribed audio to laugh at it when i noticed that too

[makuzono]

to be fair you missed alot of heat sources like the crane on fire and the radiator near the ladder

[DRL4500]

Epic as always Hello...have you watched this with the Captions on? :D

[MegsBlackfire]

RAGE! always perfect for lots of laughs XD love how you managed to cut off that one swear between video two and three

[thetoolkiller]

How the fuck did that guy die by sleeping alot or what

[gibsdsid]

its funny to put on the new transcribing thing down there and compare what it reads to what helloween is saying

[CrimsonReaper85]

Love how on the same stairs that killed you just from walking too fast you decide to jump as well. Well there were a lot of stupid things going on here so your rage is understandable. Paper legs are paper. But if this game follows any rule it's that it does scary and stupid in repeating order so hopefully next time more scares and less stupid. Thanks for the set and the rage!

[NobleClassAngel]

Is the entire game aboard the ship? Mighty big ship =3

[Carnkhan4]

@NobleClassAngel yep, so I hope you like the sight of frozen Russian demon-men...

[NobleClassAngel]

@Carnkhan4

Not as much as Halloween does :D

[tjbrody]

Whats a nob?

[Kikoskia]

It's something that sticks out of something else, usually small and circular. For instance, a door has one.

[tjbrody]

No sounds more like he's insulting the russians. Figured I'd get that response though

Love your LP's btw.

[C19owi94e]

Oh, god...

[gibsdsid]

a dick

[Carnkhan4]

@tjbrody A knob is English slang for your downstairs area...

[mastermanio2]

LOL Nuclear Wessel

Do you know where to find the Nuclear Wessels? I vant to find the Nuclear Wessels!

[Karal70]

first 5 second epic

[MrWajax]

Too bad you can't use a soccer ball as a weapon, or beat some villains head in with one of those telephones.

[porsh24]

@MrWajax Whats a soccer ball, oh wait you mean futball. Why do americans call it soccer?

[souliscool101]

@porsh24 i asked an american coach and he said because you sock it

Me: then why to you guys call american football football

coach:????

[dddfeardi]

@porsh24 Because us yanks are too short-sighted to the advantages of having our sports carry the same names as they do in the rest of the world. why do you think we don't us metric?

[XxKilleredxX]

Don't worry Helloween, everything will be alright :D

[stewart113]

up it winches! on the nuclear wessel lol.