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  • 1 word i also don't understand!

  • i can't hear LOL

  • air china has better english

  • actually - while pretty bad, I've heard worse. The speal is always pretty much the same everywhere and you have to give them credit for trying. Besides, who ever listens to anything they say. I mean, really? Really.

  • _*L.O.L.*_ ☻ `  Hilarious!_

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  • Starts from 2:50

  • Her English is much better than my Cantonese.

  • I think I heard her say "bag smells"..

  • what the hell is this bitch talking about???

  • all i heard was mumble

  • Thats a pretty good landing.

  • @Mdemons12

    Good landing... agree, but horrible PA.

    Just can't get AirChina981 out of my mind...

    cheers

  • what is they don't announce in english at all?

  • You want good english on China Eastern Airlines? How good is the mandarin on American Airlines? 谢谢! ;)

  • @little77thistle In Asian route, American Airlines do hire Chinese or trained American to announce in cabin. It was perfectly fine.

  • @Chris58851 This is a Chinese domestic flight though. Little77thistle's point holds true. I find English speakers can be quite arrogant about expectations that people in other countries should speak English.

  • @Shazzadude That's not true, I found English speakers are quite fond and friendly. And sometimes they can be very humurous. You just need to accept their culture and be along, there won't be any conflict. On the other hand, my last trip to China had shread me some light that Chinese are preferred to isolate people who spoken different languages.

  • all flight attendants should learn english by a general rule

  • For when she actually starts talking >>> 2:13 <<<

  • As a native speaker of English, I could hear most of what she said, although she mumbled a little bit, but I take it as if you're not a native speaker of English. It's a little bit difficult comprhend a language that you do not speak on a regular basis, right? And she said 'Thank you', at the end. :)

  • gibberhish

  • cant hear a thing

  • awesome landing!

  • China Eastern Airlines is not an international airline, which means it only flies in China (mostly) , why should they speak english btw? at least they respect English and tried their best to make you people who come to china more comfortable, dont be mean, we should give these hot girls credits by their good attitude. i have heard flight attendant speaking Chinese in Air Canada, it was a nightmare. LOL sorry for my bad grammar.

  • ummm could you please repeat that please?

  • unfortunaly i dont understand what she is talking about......

  • erm, i heard 5.40

  • YU SUI ASKEEK VEURY GUD ENGUISH

  • i wonder if you speak any other languages but english? and what is your chinese like?

  • @calvn1 really? what about ling long?

  • she should speak slower... I think if she can speak slower, it will be much better...

  • @lyricalfloe Lots of Chinese airlines are employing russian speakers now days so could be possible.

  • I can make some of the English out but i can tell that she is speaking english its just that the syllables are a bit off. its like saying Cara-mel or Ca-ra-mel

  • sounds russian

  • Ummm... Landing safly... ummm... how about in case of accident? English is inter. standard way of communication, if they don't speak english at all, where's the safty? We can see alot of Patriotic Chinese trying to ask people fuck off, but ummm... how about fly safty? Could those fuck off too? Ths are Boeing airplanes and they DON'T have chinese SOP, so start learning english or build a chinese plane with only Chinese in there, than ask foreigner to speak chinese or die in case of accident.

  • Understand or not at least they land safely that's what matters in every single flight

  • wow eastern airlines i remember with my step mom in manhatten getting some tickets around times square traveling agency they also gave you a handbag with the eastern airlines logo .

  • i thought she was speaking chinese the whole time

  • Can't hear it..

  • I think it's cute! We all have accents when speaking a foreign language...

  • Damn it, I can't understand the English she said, her Chinese is pretty good though.

  • you guys should try to speak chinese...

  • @snarwars i actually do know chinese and i lived in china for 2 years so fuck off

  • @yonkers555 i am chinese and speak it at home and visit china almost every china so you should go fuck off

  • @snarwars thats great im at the highest level possible for chinese in my school and its an AP course and i am half chinese and i visit china every year for a school trip and to see me friends

  • @snarwars i am chinese and speak it at home and visit china almost every china so you should go fuck off

  • you should watch ATC@JFK - Air China 981 on youtube,

    their english is alot better than international flight.

  • @shentatsai Air China 981 Kennedy Ground? Air China 981 Kennedy Ground? lol

  • lol at everyone telling him to learn chinese. no one wants to learn it ok?

  • still waiting on english!! sounding like her mouth was full when she was talking lol

  • i dint heard any english

  • post a video of you speaking chinese

  • wtp?? dude who made this video shud try speakin chinese on china airlines to provide awesome and funny entertainment for chinese people

  • learn chinese!!

  • I thought this might be funny to watch after reading the description and comments. I stoppped after the 1st page of comments. Anyone who thinks this hilarious is either drunk, high or stupid. I can't believe I wasted 3:29 watching it let alone leaving a comment! The sound quality sucked so bad that I probably couldn't understand whatever language she was speaking 1st if I actually knew it! Grow up, get a life, have another drink AND pass the bong Bevis.

  • As much as this can be funny....in an emergency, you'd better pray you understand her.

  • she chinese is good

  • That my friend is Chinglish.

  • @777NVN Wow Classic man!

  • @777NVN: How about your clownish Vietnamese "Engrish"?

  • She tried her best.. gosh. And you're laughing at her English in the description box? Would you feel good if you said something wrong or did something wrong and people laughed at you? People these days...

  • he put down the flaps and spoilers too early u put them down when ur off the runway plus he was going to fast like 60 knts when he retracted them and stop making fun of the flight attendant ill come over there and give a slap...chinese style

  • @MyPilot747 yup u are right sir. only the reverse thrust shld be forward at 60 knts. not the spoilers

  • i am a 747 pilot so i would know

  • I understood her, wtf?

  • It's not funny FUNNY but I'll grant you it was mostly incomprehensible. Got the "Thank you" right though.

  • i live in toronto where we have a very multicultural society, so i have learned to understand MANY accents of english. thats why i understood everyword that came out of this woman's mouth, and i dont find it funny she has done a very good job!!!

  • I agree that it's not funny... I'd like to see you speak Chinese... lol.

  • I can understand her.......(barely but mostly understandable)

  • her english is that bad it sounded like she never even stopped talking chinese.

  • stop making fun of people from china, because they make america our stuff!

  • @kyvegas00

    Actually China OWNS the USA!

  • say what i din't understand

  • Her englsih isn't that bad. And please know that flight attendants are there to ensure your safety and to have a nice flight. I never knew they were there to amuse you because their english wasn't perfect.

  • not bad at all, this is the way to talk of the beginner. you did understand, right? if yes, no problem to discuss here.

  • its not funny, she tried her best and said thank you... thats manners which cost nothing but she botherd to learn, by now i expect her english is very good

  • @atomicnortherner i know right! she speaks very good english for a begginer and i am sure that she has improved a lot!

  • @atomicnortherner I agree. Don't worry about the other comment or about the reason why this was so amazing that it had to be uploaded. People seem to talk down on people who do not speak English 100% (these same people only know one language). She sounded pretty good to me in any case I understood everything she said.

  • @eyzonm3 =-) I hope he doesnt boast about this video, every stewardess and steward in the world will tamper with his food! lol

  • @atomicnortherner Thats not funny. If her English isn't up to scratch then she shouldn't be given the role of speaking in English. If no English speaking passenger can understand what she is saying then it will be dire in an emergency situation. No, I dont speak a word of Chinese, so I wouldn't expect to be placed in the same situation as hers.

  • @filthiestfish i didnt say anything funny, are you sure you replied to the right comment?

  • @atomicnortherner and better than our chinese lol

  • what is she saying lol

  • fuck all you people who make fun of this woman. shes trying her best and she probably didnt do good but she tried her very best. all of you people who make fun of her should go to HELL.

  • @airportfreak747 i know right! she tried her best and that all that matters! i think she speaks very good english!

  • the person who posted this video is from singapore...so when did this become a yanks/limeys argument? you people are ridiculous.

    i respect the attendant. she speaks much better english than i do chinese.

  • It´s not easy to understand, but as long as your chinese, german or french is worse than the flight attendants english, you all should thank her for trying something you could not do.

  • HAHAHAAHHAAHAHHA I understand what she said loud and clear <----- Captain Sarcastic. LOL =P Awesome vid buddy.

  • <----Laughing Yank. So Sue me....lmaoooo!

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  • Now that is one strong accent. I think I heard some German in there. Oh well, I am sure the passengers knew she said something like "Welcome to such and such where the time is . . . stay seated until we stop, go get your bags in the baggage claim, come see us again etc." I mean what do they ever say here you really need to hear?

  • Now that is one strong accent. I think I heard some German in there. Oh well, I am sure the passengers knew she said something like "Welcome to such and such where the time is . . . go get your bags in the baggage claim, come see us again etc." I mean what do they ever say here you really need to hear?

  • okay, wtf? we all think that english has to be so perfect spoken, whoever laughs at this is a fag. /:

  • WTF... Even the american people also dun understand what they are talking about

  • ok im fed up of arguing with u all...dont like what my status says downrate it...if u can agree rate it up...i dont care what i say im just saying what i think.

  • The only english word I can hear/understand is "Thank you!"

  • I can't really understand some of this airline's reminders. Filipinos are still the most fluent in English in ASia.

  • How much has she paid for this job? Chinese culture!

  • Its not that bad. her voice is kinda muffled by the engines... but i can somewhat understand it. Its not hilarious, and i bet most americans on here (me being one of them) dont know any chinese, so give her some credit for trying!

  • Even though her english was bad but to all those laughing english man out there why don't you try speak Chinese. I bet you can't even say hello.

  • She is saying...WHAT!!!!!!!!!?!?!????­?!

  • A case of really really bad "Engrish". This should not be accepted from a flight attendant. Miscommunication can mean the difference between life & death in an evacuation.

  • She is speaking English in Chinese. Let's face it, in Canadian schools, French is taught using the English alphabet. Come on, a big part of learning another language is to get the phonetics right. I bet this lady was taught or clung to the phonetics of her mother tongue. Big mistake. Reflects poorly on service. The airline should provide training and choose their spokespeople with care.

  • all i understood was"is nine forty-four a.m." and i think i heard a "zankoo"

  • lmfao this is funny

  • I don't speak Chinese, I do speak French and a little Turkish, but I do admire people from other countries who can speak almost perfect English considering it is not there first language!! People have already mentioned Americans, but as someone who lives in England, I can tell you the English are generally no better at speaking other languages either!! However....I did struggle to understand what she was saying there, at one point I couldn't tell if it was Chinese or English!! :-S

  • umm.. m8 i don't think that's english she is speaking

  • @StevenFmusic ENGLISH? Or SERBIAN?

    LMAO

  • well i saw the funny side to this video its only a bit of fun i think you 2 need to get a sense of humour

  • yeh u yanks, try speaking chinese, we'll see who'll be laughing. Infact ull be laughing at yourselves, so whos pathetic in the end?

  • I had a hard time figuring when she switched from speaking Chinese to English !

  • I don't care about the talking part (I was kindof expecting her to say something funny but apparently not, nothing funny about trying hard to try and speak another language....) but thanks for showing the landing. I was interested in that

  • This is Chinglish.

  • these English ppl have no idea that in a decade or two, they will be the ones having to learn Chinese and will have to accommodate the Chinese speaking people all over the world. go ahead and bend over now

  • you couldn't cut to the part when she starts talking..jeeezzz

  • The first part of the annoucement may be in Chinese speaking. But we can clearly hear that the second one is in English. The accent is not so bad..the difficulty is coming of the bad video sound quality, that's it!

  • I didn't understand a word she said.. oh well.. at least she tried

  • are you sure shes trying to speak english??? 

  • i can frequently hear words like shi sha shu only... rofl

  • lol, didn't understand shit!

  • CHINKY BITCH!!!

    Open up her snatch

  • Lets see you speak chinese.

  • @thunderdragon14 good one

  • @thunderdragon14 well said

  • i dont care about the announcement,i care about the warning gadgets why this airline allowed to open there mobile..

  • Aren't you supposed to turn off all electronic equipment during take off and landing?

  • It's obvious that she knows English well, there were no hesitations in her speech. With that said, she needs to practice her pronounciation, that was the only thing I had trouble with. BUT I could understand like 75% of the words, so I think she did well!

  • Her english is probably much better than your chinese

  • @jurrien75 Touché

  • @jurrien75

    Chinese isn't a requirement for my job... It is unfortunate people are making fun of the woman, I agree. However, job requirements are in place for a reason.

  • Jokes about the way people speak and the accent of people are just too immature and show that person's ignorance and shittyness..

  • Blade,

    Agree entirely..

    At least they try..

    Do you Americans?????

  • this is pointless...there is a language barrier for her with english and shes having a hard time...and i bet all the yanks who watch this are laughing their heads off...well the yanks are useless and cant do anything for themselves...you should all be ashamed of yourselves whoever laughs at this

  • @flightsimmer1234 Umm I'm pretty sure you guys wouldn't exist right now if we didn't show up in WWII. Yeah what were you saying? Stuff happens, I bet people would laugh their butts off if you tried to speak chinese. Take a joke for cryin out loud, drop the politically correct crap already!

  • @panzerkiller13 right on!

  • @panzerkiller13 haha...you talkin about the usless...i mean usful stuff that got us nowhere in ww2 now...y did u even bring that in,,,again just another american being dumb...

  • @flightsimmer1234 Hey we HAD stuff in WWII, you didn't have, except for the stuff we lent you. Without it you woulda fallen flat on your face with the extremely limited supplies you have, go read your history books.

  • @moan moan moan thats alli had off yanks when i lived there and thats all im still getting now...im gonna end the discussion because i cant be arsed to anwser your monie response....good bye arse hole

  • @flightsimmer1234 Ending it because you know you can't say anything against it may I add. bye dr uninformed

  • @panzerkiller13 naa...i cant be arsed to talk to fat computer slobing americans like u...good bye

  • @flightsimmer1234 Yes, because surely you classy Brits never make fun of other countries/people who cannot speak English.

  • @Sting3733 oh thank you....atlast a yank has realised his country isnt the best at everything...and im not saying england is the best either, but making fun of a person in another country cause of a language they was not brought up on isnt right.

  • @flightsimmer1234 pretty dumb place for a pointless discussion right? i'm not trying to get in the middle but, no matter how much you try to tell someone to stop making fun of something that only they find is funny, they won't listen and will continue anyway, i say let it be.

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  • @flightsimmer1234 Why do other countries refer to people un the united states as yanks or yankees? because of the baseball team? i'm not that into it.

  • @yehoshua2123 i shall explain...u will only see people from europe call people yanks...it is not tht nice and we shouldnt...i only used it cause i was mad tht day...if i wasnt mad i would of said americans...but still...its not just the baseball...which i cant get into either...but i like most american things

  • @flightsimmer1234 Not only people in Europe, I live in South America and people here refer to north americans as "yankees" and "gringos"

  • @yehoshua2123 ok thanks for informing me

  • @yehoshua2123 Gringos does not include Mexico which is also in North America. Revise to Canadians and Americans.

  • @Sting3733 hahaha Could not agree more! Flightsimmer is clearly a jealous Brit who realizes that Americans travel more than any other people on the planet and are (for the most part) more culturally immersed than he is :( Poor kid...

  • @ttinsley23 ohh...maybe thats why most americans i have asked have never left the us...and i take it you have been to jamaica, hawaii (2), grand canyon, yosemite, death valley, ice hotel, stockholm, paris, london, beijing, greece, spain, cape town, etc etc...i dont need to go on,...but if u want i can give u all the countries and places i have been :)

  • @flightsimmer1234 Easy, big fella!

  • @flightsimmer1234: I would LOVE to hear a trailor-american speak perfect English.. Or any other language..

  • @Teletubbiez same here...americans can only copy languages...not learn

  • @flightsimmer1234 Ahhh Thank you for generalizing all of us! I am a "yank" and have traveled more than you ever will. Your jealousy of the United States is very evident by this comment so please go back into your hole and never comment on YouTube again (a site only made possible by us "useless" yanks ;)

  • @ttinsley23 ohh...maybe thats why most americans i have asked have never left the us...and i take it you have been to jamaica, hawaii (2), grand canyon, yosemite, death valley, ice hotel, stockholm, paris, london, beijing, greece, spain, cape town, etc etc...i dont need to go on,...but if u want i can give u all the countries and places i have been :)

  • @flightsimmer1234  I'm assuming the hypocrisy of your own statement is lost on you?

  • @flightsimmer1234 Hey go suck a bag of dicks

    

  • @embrey49 why dont u suck a dick...u probably need one

  • @flightsimmer1234 yea i know right! this is pointless! i think she speaks beautiful english for begginers! and she is improving every time she talks in english!

  • @flightsimmer1234 funny see those flaps and slats moving those are control surfaces and there thanks to 2 yanks that could do nothing for themselves.

  • @darthtortugas yea...with the help of other countries...not themselves

  • @flightsimmer1234 so orville and wilbur the guys that invented control surfaces got help from other countries while they worked in a shop in the US...ok

  • @flightsimmer1234 Not racist or anything, but we fought our own revolution against the strongest country in the world by ourselves with pockets of fresh reinforcements. Only reason we couldn't do it by ourselves because we didn't have a navy, and you live in S.A, I hope you know you our allies.

  • @moviemaker43211 emm no...i dont live in s.a. i live in sweden...but still im not tryin to be racist either....but what does a war have to do with a comment and something to do with airplanes

  • serisoly plp i cant heard not a single word frm this vedio...........

  • Her Mandarin is very authentic. Considering this is in the Chinese territory, and so nothing to complain about.

  • seriously i cant understand....

  • hey as long as the plane landed safely she could have said COCKADOODLE DOO for all i care lmaoooooo

  • @FKKperson Yes, under the agreed convention, the ICAO language for aviation around the world is English. But certainly ironic when a person like yourself (native tongue is English I'm presuming) can't spell the job title of the person you are criticizing, STEWARDESS not stuardess. Technically they're called flight attendants/cabin crew. Back to school for you!!!

  • I can't understand a dam thing she's saying.

  • Wow, I didn't even butcher French as badly when I first started learning it. That's just sad. And yes, I can speak Mandarin Chinese better than she is speaking English.

  • Take the cock out of her mouth and she'll speak many languages real quick.