Dane Cook - Public Rest Rooms

[angelsway69]

i love Dane

[dim87crosby09]

Its cause its only galf the video. The other part is really funny (Dam jewwssss BLACKS)

[carmylu93]

This has nothing to do with public restroom lol

[Rebelfurlife]

I think dane just puts one of his ppl in the crowd to laugh at every single sentence he says. haha

[YoungJusticeRep808]

he looks like one of the dudes in N'Sync.

[sammoTboy11]

lol I LOVE you but you seem high!

[W2A19P89]

Was this supposed to be funny? I'm sure all that laughing was just prerecorded cause that wasn't very funny

[khvolleygurl]

IF YOU HATE HIM MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS AND WATCH YOUR OWN BORING SHIT!

[W2A19P89]

@khvolleygurl calm down. we're just trying to be nice and watch your psychotic shit too so you don't feel so alone

[camaroam200]

wait this is supposed to be funny? what the fuck?

[Anonymouskitty09]

This is funny, but he's I think he's much funnier now. He talks about what everyone thinks but never says. And that's why people hate him. Because he's so amazing, cute, and hilarious. He's awesome.

[ProfessorBunglesmith]

@Anonymouskitty09 He only really talks about what retarded people think, but never say and you're right... that is why I hate him.

[krugger911]

erectile dysfunction > dane cook

[Governmatic]

WTF... Dane Cook fucking sucks ass.

[BackToTheLabOnceMore]

Ever seen a hyperactive rabbit with a car battery stuck up his ass? Now you have.

[dashunderscoredash]

This is fucking horrible.

[Rubystein]

Wait - what does this have to do with public rest rooms?

[josephrinzo]

Not funny at fukin all. He's gotten so much better

[harrignos]

"So I was driving to the show and this guy cut me off, but I slowed down and it was fine. Also, niggers and chinks."

What a funny guy.

[RemusLupo]

@harrignos

sure take anything and shorten it to one sentence and it will sound stupid

[Anotherdesade]

....lol I guess anyone can be a comedian if you have just half a brain and methamphetamines....

[GrannyGroovinGravity]

is there any uncensored versions of that car joke

[Drjerome1]

i feel bad for the person operating the lightes..

[scottw182]

@pugdude01 More like said 50 things and repeated each of them 3 times, but way to exaggerate!

[Onassias]

Dane Cook Rules

[alphasupremeful]

Does he have tourettes or something>?

[southsydney]

Congratulations the 146 people who liked this. you're now on my eugenics register.

[indianspice69]

Speed is a hell of a drug.

[DarkSinEXODUZ]

He doesn't tell jokes.

He tells stories that make you laugh, hense the "Observational Humor".

Dane is awesome and nothin against the haters, hate all ya want, it hasn't affected him much, just gave him a funny story.. Note ISolated INcident

[Flinklehurst]

I've seen a lot of untalented musicians settle for doing musical comedy... I guess maybe this is what happens when an untalented interpretive actor has to settle in the same sort of way?

[Zesumii]

Trolls.

[rufus740]

he is on the internet and I am in college so hahahahahahahah

---family guy

[tylerdurden3891]

I like how the title of the video is "Public Restrooms", yet he doesn't talk about them.

[PinothyJ]

@tylerdurden3891 That's in reference to the quality of the subject material.

Just saying…

[sharlycupcake]

Bunch of Trolls, on every video.

The only time i heard someone say dane cook isn't funny, is from a someone who is a massive asshole. Hated by everyone. The Guy who nobody likes,*

Trolls: Hmm nah i don't have a friend like that*

Your that guy, nobody likes you.*

Dane cook is funny as!

* Reference to another Dane Cook Video

[Phaeravin]

@sharlycupcake So everyone with a different opinion than you is immediately hated by everyone?

[CatalystSoldier]

??? if you hate dane cook, then why did you watch this clip? fucking trolls

[RedSandStudios]

@CatalystSoldier Idk. I came here to see if I could enjoy his comedy, but I don't think I can.

[CatalystSoldier]

@RedSandStudios this is'nt that good compared to his newer stuff

[mattskiba25]

dane cook is one of the worst comics ever,im soooo glad his 15 mins of fame are over with

[vincentmansell]

wow hes a terrible comedian..if thats even the right word for what he does..

[johnnytastetest]

Dane Cook sucks. He is not funny.

[TheZigidy]

this guy is such a dick

[NeajAihposCosplayer]

I've been around spazz's my whole life, and I think it's funny. XD Probably why I love Dane.

"Check out this motha fucka." XDDD

[apupnamedgrace]

i like his jokes but i hate squirrels hence his movements

[MrIndyallday]

Wow and i thought joe rogan wasnt funny, this guy is horrible.

[Nithralas]

He's funny. But more in the way he acts. The jokes are fucking rediculous

[XxXxWickedGoalieXxXx]

Check out this motha fucka

[11anonomys]

...And that kids is what happens when you combine Nyquil and 5 hour energy.

[joshgately]

Not funny

[yippy010]

is this a parody cuz if its not hees got some probs!

[AustinChegini]

Ohh...so this is what public restrooms means!

[VYFTW10]

i've been watching dane cook for the past hour and can honestly say the only funny things i've seen were with the cool aid guy and BK. everything else makes me feel extremely awkward just sitting at my computer. honestly i can only imagine if some dude was like this in real life. i would just see it and walk away. for the most part, this dude is HORRIBLE. all he does is say random shit and have a seizure. that's funny? maybe if you're 12, retarded, have ADD, or are a dumb bitch.

[LegoGear]

LOL

I don't care what anyone says, he's a funny mutha fucka.

[grobo11]

@LegoGear Yeah if you're 5.

[LegoGear]

@grobo11

...I'm hurt grobo one one... you wounded me.

[xxTechnoMuffinxx]

xDD

[jithin33]

dane cook suuuuuuxxx

[seanmm318]

i thought this was about public restrooms...

[bloodyneko2]

how much coke did he take before that

[beastbo98]

59 dont have a sense of humor

[jilliebean111]

@beastbo98 No, 59 people DO have a sense of humor and know that this douchebag isn't funny.

[ChyronIsChillin]

Gotta admit I laughed at the gynecologist visual.

[EleventyBillion861]

GOD DAMN JEWWWWWS

[srgmatt1]

wow thats all i can say



[LADodgerKid714]

dane didnt even talk about public restrooms!

[CHSCAT2424]

his "spastic" moves make him unique. he's like NO other comedian. he's funny as hell.

[EDog1o1]

he needs to get roasted

[mauriss17]

Freneticly moving your arms and hip around isn't cool, Dane. Unless you compare it with your stand up.

[dangerontheradio]

leather pants? lol

[707upsidedown]

he reminded me of Ace Ventura in this clip lol

[socalkevinz]

goddammit, he is not funny

[goodvideos101]

The only part I laughed at was the final joke at the end. Thought you should all know that.

[animegirl24319]

45 of the dislike are the people who cant do the magician gestures at their jobs XDD

no jkjk

they're the magicians XDD

[XBirthBySleepX]

does he take things before his shows?

[Mitsuru345]

ROFL BLACK! CHECK OUT THIS MOTTHAF*CKER XD

[EvoLectric]

I like the retards laughing before anything funny happens, he's just flailing and some dude is dying.

[jahtf267]

wats up with all the haters only fags go on a vid to talk shit about it

[MyMadra]

@jahtf267 the haters?....maybe it's because Dane Cook is the worst comedian ever....he's not funny....he's just a retarded boring shit

[deathman0967]

He's really wierd here!

[NerdRocker1001]

WHOOOO!!!! *feints from smexiness of Dane with no shirt*

[VASHISKING]

dane cook=epic spazzman hear him whisper laugh or DIE :D

[Melly86mel]

you people are so negative!!! If you don't think this is funny then fine. Look up Dane Cook and the BK lounge watch the one with the stick figures. it's great!

[itmabob]

When I first saw this, I didnt know who Dane Cook was and I thought he was a really enthusiastic slam poet. But then I saw the Comedy Central and I was like, "OOOOOOH!.... wow"

[MrChew91]

this guy isn't even funny

he just talsk and flaps about and people laugh

wtf dude

[blankportraits]

he is such a douche of epic proportions

[naruxxxhinaxxxfreak]

fag bag

[xxbignolanxx]

I didn't notice anything about a rest room.

[CosmicCake]

@xxbignolanxx You're the only other person that seemed to note this fact.

[Ummm93]

lol, ADHD?

[jeffhardyisawesome1]

he is soooo funny!!!

[misZcutii3]

"and if your chinese.. errgh *crash*"

lmao

[kizzy75]

He's got a gift for being funny. All you haters have to admit he's made you laugh before ^ ^

[riffsrus]

how is the audience lapping this shit up?

[hourselover1231]

LOL hes alot more psychotic in this vid, but hes still funny, just, less nuts x]

[WarriorCheetah]

Dane cook is one of the only people who can make me laugh XD

[aallppiinnee]

"um hello"

yep, this just confirms that Cook's marketing strategy all along has been to appeal to 30+ desperate women.

fuck this faggot

[greenvaepor]

I thought this dude was supposed to be funny...I felt more sorry for him than amused by him.

[Spyrokemonaruto]

for a second i thought this was one of the parodies making dane cook look like a douchebag...he really got worse

[PLEVEJOSE]

check out this mother fucker  lmao

[OhMyGodric47]

so my friends are trying to convert me into a dane fan, and i haven't laughed at any of his..."jokes". if you take away the hand gestures and turn down the volume so he isn't SCREAMING, he's just telling repetitive, unfunny stories.

[kaiconut]

family guys description is frekishsly accurate

[AlWaYzEqUaLzNeVeR44]

lmfao dane cook is fucking hilarious

[HighOnAir101]

@mickeysnelly WOW. ya it is. if you find other videos they introduce him. This is just old. -.-

[cj397]

@mickeysnelly lol okay.

this is him when he was young

[Fadri02]

@mickeysnelly thts dane u dunce

[teak43]

With his energetic delivery and charismatic stage presence, why bother with actual jokes?

[jessicaminoza]

Spaz and I love it!

[PainlessGossip]

Id say someone did a couple lines before going onstage...

[CherryBlossom511]

xD God,Dane Cook is such a spaz!

[blahblahlandchick]

okay if you guys don't like it dont fuqking watch it. you guys just do it to be dick heads. Dane Cook rox hardcore and you guys that don't like him don't have to wath his stand up okay so shut the fuqk up.-_____-

[unlovingfilms]

you guys.. are the biggest hypocrits.. ever... honestly you loved him then now your like hes terrible! I still love dane.

[CivitasUltraAporia]

I can't believe he made a career out his crappy acts. Although you see that everywhere unfortunately. I miss George Carlin and Richard Pryor.

[8Bitish]

He looks so fucking gay.

[iceprincessdelta121]

WTF was that? ThAt was possibly the worst shit Eva!

[ryanblack1979]

He just talks and nothing gets said, most over rated comic. Walking round like a dickhead.........

[9Iamthewalrus]

Cook isent even funny, he's rubbish. Those hand movements are so dumb, SO overrated!

[hehfilms]

@9Iamthewalrus I got to say, old Dane is actually pretty funny if you listen in the right mood and can relate to what he is saying. New Dane is terrible.

[Daisymai09]

1.put your hands over your mouth

2.make a wish into your hands

3.pull your hands away from your mouth

4.put your hands on your heart for 5 seconds

5.if u copy and past this on 3 videos you will have the best day tomorrow 19 hours ago

[011KiKi]

@Daisymai09 Why do you even write this shit in the comments. It's annoying. Stop it

[grozza12345]

dane is cook is the funniest comedian ever your a fucking idiot 15943633. if you think his shit then dont watch it you dunce.

[BunrakukenIII]

Dane Cook is a 21st century Carrot Top - he's a goit.

If this is all you know of comedy, you really need to get out more.

[15943633]

definitely the worst professional comedian i have ever seen or heard... i cant believe how unbearabily bad his jokes are..

[ohiostatsbuckeye]

what are you 90 years old????????

[sickkat44]

youre right buddy, he's not introspective enough to be truly funny, and he's not funny enough to be long lasting. his jokes are for highschool kids or those with a highschool mentality, he's the miley cyrus of comedy

[PMoss123]

i hate you

[girfan811]

did that have anything to do with public rest rooms?? 0.o

funny anyway though. xD

[AquaBlue10]

we was way funnier on vicious circle.

[richardpurtell]

Ok there is nothing creative about this bit at all. Take away all of his spastic movements and loud noises and what do you got? a boring story of a guy driving to work....

"I was driving to work, and this guy started drifted into my lane, but i assessed the situation. I was like "hello!"....people were eating that shit up. I guess he serves drinks at his show...

[SaLeannawoman]

Okay so what this isnt one of his best shows.. who gives a fuck? He is a great comedian and at least he moves around on the stage I hate comedians who sit and talk its not entertaining. I still love Dan Cook, hes great.

[stratocaster1986able]

cunt

[Whatisright]

damn he sucks.

[adictschampselysees]

he is a pretty big spaz

[alvincent23]

madtv does a great parody of him and his spastic actions and stupid jokes

[ProfMike789]

@alvincent23 But you gotta admit, he's the king of delivery. He made thousands of people think a mundane story about a person cutting you off is funny.

[cantstopwontstop123]

ahahha he seems more spastic here. oh dane how i love thee.

[Soyneil]

what the...

shut the -.- up sucker

[xscenexawesomex]

dane is my hubby :)

[Godsiboy3000]

he's so not funny! i dont understand why people are laughing

[MzMurder93]

Wow, I can't believe how much he used to suck. I love his new stuff but this right here is just painful.

[RooftopViewInLondon]

i could not agree more T_T this is shameful

xD

[VonAwesome]

How is this funny at all? He SUCKS. Fucking pathetic that he is a millionaire. Thanks for making a retard rich you morons.

[cosmolilly]

he's a millionaire because obviously millions of people find him hilarious. You dont like it pretty simple, dont watch it!!!!!

[douginamerica]

This is Dane's act: "I'm eating a sandwhich, a SAND which, a SAND which, I am tasting a delish SAND. Why am I eating SAND?"

He is a total cornball.

[jbond5150]

Douche.

[Laserman232]

OOhhh yah

[iamnotapie]

That's terrible.

Why are they laughing at this poor man having an epileptic seizure on stage, he needs an ambulance, not a bunch of insensitive jerks laughing at his misfortune.

[lustfordeath]

That sucked, this guy wasn't funny. I didn't come to this video with plans to talk shit, I watched it and man, he sure isn't funny.

[TheSerbianHammer]

Agreed!!!

[nessnes64]

@lustfordeath fuck you

[TheSerbianHammer]

Agreed.

[Kaminaz1]

Russell Peter > Dane Cook

[TheSerbianHammer]

Agreed.

[Zggrt443]

Dane Cook should just be walled up in an old forgotten tower.

His popularity is a sad indictment on humanity.

[TheSerbianHammer]

Agreed...

[boybetterknow45]

haha He's on the internet and im in college haha

[SweetberryWarrior]

u idiots he is fuken hilaryous

[irunxboxlive]

you terrible and not funny, your arm flailing is just stupid

[Killer45654]

The crowd seems to disagree with ur shitty statement

[irunxboxlive]

your a fucking douche if u think this black hole of talent is funny

[Killer45654]

Raging are we :P somebody doesn't seem to have Confidence in there first statement to hold up to my statement :)

[armoka56]

This was a car wreck!

[SharpieJazz]

Not funny.

[otakugothicvampire]

ummm....... this is not his best stuff he uses his hands to much

[thesyncsta12]

what did this have to do with public restrooms?

[TacoMaster07]

his material is pretty shitty here but he tries hard to sell it

[TheSchoolsux345]

what a funny guito

[killerbeevalentine]

omg i love how family guy nailed him perfectly! he really is NOT funny at all! he's an idiot of sorts

[TeamAustinn]

this is not dane youtube channel but nice try, this is funny though, i have it on dvd

[TheSouljaboy3000]

the fuck is minestry of silly walks  u just walk in there like a fucking retard wat the fuck is that

[loonmaniac]

When's this asshole going to crack a fucking joke? Does he know what a fucking punchline is?

[BenSimpz]

Love his energy!

[OCD4TV]

im seeing him in my b-day!!!!

[killerbeevalentine]

in? really ohhh i think you mean ON ... its people like you that make the rest of us look like morons

[OCD4TV]

no need to be a dick.

[theone0onee]

@killerbeevalentine maroons are tasty!