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  • Ron- "How'd you get so famous?"

    Harry- "Jesus. Oh, and Voldemort. But mostly Jesus."

  • Mudkip is satan.

  • Jesus is worse than drugs

  • bet when he was talkin about harry potter he would shut up if the author j k rowling was sitten there laughing at him like most of us are doing now all i can say is if u dont like whats in todays world be omish

  • Ahem. Tourist town. That is all.

  • Your God broke all his rules that his sets. Yahweh Jehovah is dangerous. Allah is dangerous.

  • Basically, he is jealous of harry potter.

  • "...to a school called Hahgwaath"

  • I think that guy might just like himself a mudkip

  • This guy is mentally ill.

  • best piece of comedy arseholery ever!

  • Salem lookes like a f#@king awesome place!

  • dude don't skimp on the picard, the fact that you had to do it so many times is a joke in itself

  • im glad i looked this up bc i love the megaman theme remix for the intro <3

  • why is the intro sound like megaman wilys castle?

  • Hagrid is a half giant you dumbass. and you dont find that out until book 4. xD

  • Omg i wanna go to this school of hogwarth :D

  • HARRY POTTER IS DANGEROUS?! QUICKLY, BURN DANIEL RADCLIFFE ALIVE!

  • AWESOME! I can watch videos like this the hall day! :D:D:D

  • 4.00 - hide your kids. . hide your wife

  • @edwardgarvin11850 why deos that look familiar is that brentalfloos lyrics?.... or no if u dont know who he is lol

  • @superman11111000 lol yup this vid lol watch?v=nCXlL2MgIxA&feature=re­lated

  • haha he knows alot about the story/. . for a guy who hates harry potter. . . bet the hat told him hes going to slithren. ..

  • he makes being a witch look good! a little counter productive if you ask me.

  • what pot does he smoke?!

  • haha so harry potter is the devil, but he actually read the book....

  • You trash talk my Pokemon, there's gonna be hell to pay.

    Jessie, James? Beat the crap out of this freak.

  • I don't do drugs, but I want whatever he's on...

  • at 0:50 that's what she said

  • does anyone know the witch hotline # what is like 1800 wana be a witch

  • The biggest act of blaspheme that i saw during that "montage of evil" was the fact that one of those stores was illegally selling a Calvin And Hobbes T-shirt.

  • Lol, its Muk!

  • @CeesusBeats no its kuM!

  • 1:25 So Jesus is going to help us get rich and famous? Awesome. I don't remember being told about this in church. Where's my money?

  • 25 people are the most "powerfullest" witches in America... NOT!

  • this is based on a true story

  • What kind of crack is he on?

  • @ComputerGod121692 My guess is he's not smoking crack. My guess is that he's tripping on 10 hits of acid.....and it's starting to go badly. He think witches are coming to life and trying to eat his soul. I saw some kid babbling about the same things this guy is babbling about at a rave and he was tripping balls. He better be tripping......if he's not tripping than he needs a mental hospital ASAP.

  • @ComputerGod121692 i don't know but must be strong.

  • @ComputerGod121692 The bad kind

  • The lesson that this video taught me, is that it is better to be a clinically depressed orphan who had both of your parents murdered, and is forced to live in an abusive household where they shun you and your abilities(magic or not), rather than moving away to a society who accepts you for who you are and recognizes your talent......

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore

  • @DUMBR0CK I completely agree with you. I don't want to be associated with the majority of the people on this planet anymore if this is what they act like which it seems that they do.

  • Still batshit crazy after all these years.

    Reminds me of my childhood listening to people talking about the Smurfs, He-Man, She-Ra and Dungeons and Dragons being of the devil. Names and faces may change but the insanity remains the same.

  • megaman music ftw.

    

  • I was hoping for some intelligent responses refuting what the guy said instead of clips of Captain Piccard lowering his head at the parts that apparently bothered you. Oh, well.

  • ....I'm 17 and I still play the pokemon games. I was a christian - and I prefer my religion to accept everyone no matter of how they're born. Christianity doesn't have that - this is proof! I'm proud that I researched Wicca for 4 years, then converted - best change of my life!

  • I love the subtitle about your obsession with watching Christian tv haha I am always doing this too

  • Really, pokemon? This is the ultimate evil, not rapists or murderers but pokemon, harry potter and the pagan religion (which to my knowledge is something about worshipping the earth and nature not demons and the devil.) My God, I have lost what little faith in humanity I still had.

  • @adobestolemysoul i dunno, pokemon can be pretty rough, a bulbusaur tried to have his way with me once.... the vines went everywhere...... and the less said about Hagrid the better....

  • Final fantasy 6 music... nice...

  • never read a harry potter book or a movie never held a pokemon card or saw a movies or episode

    i am proud to call myself a witch this is just ridiculas and silly and stupid it has nothing to do with satan or hell or demons they dont knock on your door at dinner trying to convert you this is why i lost faith in old people

  • @kaitegurlxo Same here. I don't know about Pokemon but Harry Potter is definitely not about satan or anything related to him. This guy seems to be summing up HP from something he read on the internet. Harry and the others are Christians. They celebrate Christmas which is a Christian holiday so the guy is wrong about that. Harry doesn't get presents or celebrate holidays before that because his relatives are abusive and they sure don't go around giving him presents or happy birthdays.

  • @Meangrl19 i know that harry potter has nothing to do with satan im not saying i beive him hes a idiot

  • @kaitegurlxo Harry is actually the good person in the story and rescues non magical people and his people from the evil wizards/witches that are determined to destroy the non magical people so I think this guy in the video doesn't know a thing about what he's talking about.

  • @Meangrl19 as i said i have not read a book or saw a movie but thanx 4 that 

  • @kaitegurlxo Oh I know. I wasn't bashing you or anything. I was just explaining farther why this guy was an idiot. HP isn't satanic at all. I was just giving a short explaination to you since you said you didn't know about it. I was just saying I agree with you entirely, especially the part about him being an idiot.

  • @Meangrl19 all i know is what i herd in the halls and i kew from the start hp wasnt satanic at all but any way thanx 4 the trivia and the guy is an idiot and has no idea what real witches like me do

  • @kaitegurlxo You're welcome. I agree.

  • this video is demonic, friends

  • well the bible clearly does say witchcraft is a sin.......but pokemon comon man!!!!

  • This guy looks like a Demon friends.  I believe him.

  • Meh... attack idiocy and extemism - not religion. They are the exception, not the rule. Harry Potter <3. The Big Bang <3. Evolution <3. Cookies n' Cream BB Icecream <3. God <3.

  • oh please sir,,,those are the illuminati.

  • Patrick stewart facepalm ftw

  • And don't get him started on Narnia

  • Hogwarth? Angelica? Bat Toys? oh and Pirates

  • WTF, I compare Christianity and paganism to an elephant and a mouse. That's right, they have 2.3 BILLION followers and are afraid of a mere 37 MILLION! I could imagine them on Sunday in a room full of five hundred prayers and finds exposes one wiccan among the crowd. They freak out and go apeshit.

  • How do these retards get dressed in the morning?

  • These videos are pure winsauce

  • Christine O'Donnel is NOT a witch! =p

  • The music was killing me when he was talkin about Potter XD XD

  • How did taking over the country go?

  • is the music actually part of the show? Because if it is that's just even more hilarious x3

  • I want to go to Salem for Halloween, it look like fun!!!!! Some firends of mine went a few years ago and got invited to a huge party there, mostly gay guys, but some girls too, and they partied and laughed all night, and ended the night getting laid at 4am!!!

  • Salem? Since when was Salem in HP? It's Diagon Alley dumbasses!

  • to a school called hogwoth

  • yes we have a special hotline for kids to call, th enumber is easy to find..

  • Money? Rich? Everyone knows you? Sounds like being a witch is a pretty sweet deal.

  • I hope they realise which's aren't real

  • I can't believe this shit is s till going on. this guys a major nut job.

  • i see a pattern, believers can't differentiate between reality and fantasy, sounds like a mental illness to me.

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  • I had a spanish teacher that was crazy religious, she's a nun now lol. But she hated harry potter! Heck she even told my best friend to her class that if your dating your going to hell and if you have to wait for your wedding to have ur first kiss! I have a million stories about her but she was nuts. My mom met her for a few seconds once and couldn't believe how insane she was, she thought i was exaggerating hahaha.

  • Harry did a lot of things he shouldn't have. But there were a lot of people in the bible that lied, cheated, and broke the rules as well. Should we ban the bible too?

  • Umm....witches aren't real...they're fictional...sort of like god.

  • Christians has always hate witches calling them the devil

  • I wish I could get low budget christian tv, this shit is just so hilarious.

  • Witches in Salem and Harry Potter is evil. For goodness sake even my friend who is a christian missionary finds this stupid!

  • Like MRBIGFUN, I too like watching the "crazy Christian shows." The one thing I've noticed is that every time one of these former satanist is a guest, they are always some sort of grand high, exalted, warlock/witch in control who is chairing a counsel. Nobody is a rank and file toadie that cleans up after a ritual, or is responsible for fetching the refreshments for the high counsel meetings. Just an observation....

  • He looks like a Gringotts goblin.

  • At first i forgot this was about harry potter , so when he said AND THEN A GIANT COMES AND TAKES HIM TO WITCHES. i was confused

  • You fuckin' asshole if you we're in an actually in a coven or an actual practitioner you would know RULE ONE!!! "Harm none". That guy is lying through his teeth....

    Not to mention Harry Potter isn't really witch craft. Actual magic is more of a science there are certain laws that apply like law of conservation of mass, Newton's third law and all that fun stuff. seriously that god that you pray to is going to strike you dead for lying.

    -sincerely a Harry-Potter-loving-science-ne­rd-pagan

  • this is so sad, when christians think harry potter is competision! I`m a atheist so: BÆhaha XD

  • "Most powerfulest male witch of America?" WTF? Use proper English if you're going to attempt to desperately ridicule someone else's beliefs! By the way, real Pagans don't call themselves 'wizards' and it's a pretty dumb child who can't figure out that Harry Potter is in the Fiction section of a bookstore, don't you think?

    Although I did lol when they showed the little electronic bat toy...are us Wiccans going to somehow take over America using dollar-store Halloween props? :D

  • Rofl. Christians are master trolls

  • @WalfleWrekker that son of a bitch ;)

  • lol witches are PEDO-BEAR i knew it

  • It isn't something to laugh at? i'm not laughing, i'm rolling on the floor unable to breath after gagging on my own lung.

  • He knows more about harry potter then the bible!

  • You can choose a card, and I can lose that card into the deck

    Then I can snap my fingers

    and make the card jump to the top of the deck

    does this make me a bad person?

  • Witches and Wizards do not exist please someone tell these poeple that

  • Doesn't this mean he's watched and/or read Harry Potter?

  • well he was telling the truth.. magic,witchcraft, sorcery,,these are warned against in the bible.and besides u think we just made it up.

  • i thumbs downed' because i can levetate.

  • 1:10 "A school called hogwash"

  • The reason the religious don't read Harry Potter is because it's obvious they don't understand when they're reading fiction.

  • i can see why harry potter and witches are demonic...i'm not against it or anything...

  • all i see are people trying to make a buck so that dude can shut the fuck up

  • whats the intro song? its so familiar but i cant remember where its from. its driving me mad lol

  • @MultiShadow117 Mega Man III's title screen.

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  • Because of this kind of fucking idiots, many innocent women were burned, drowned, stoned to death... just because they think salem is the meca of witches... IDIOT!

  • where the fuck are all these kids finding these cults, I want in. hahahah this guy is a fucking idiot

  • Ok, What was so evil about the picture of the angel?

  • I want to learn how to ride a broom!

  • If I see this guy on the street I'm gonna stop him for a second and go like this: "Hocus ,pocus avada kedavra now you will turn into a frog!!!! I Love HARRY POTTER AND POKEMON!" Then I'm gonna laugh about his reaction and go like this: "SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN!!!" so he can die from heart atack.

  • Omfg, Harry broke the rules in order to save people. >=[

  • Picard said it best.

  • Someone shou

  • to lie really helps a lot =/ 3:50

  • Love the megaman intro ;)

  • Harry Potter had a better author.

    Whoever wrote the bible needs to learn how to make a better story.

    Seriously, who writes this shit?

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  • The school of Hogwath.

  • *opens up to say something*... Nope, forget it. I am still confused.

  • Completely unrelated, but was that "Thank You" by Puffy AmiYumi playing in the credits at the end?? 8D I didn't think ANYBODY else knew them anymore, I love you!!

    Video was really funny to watch as well...lol

  • What the fuck? LOL

  • what a mental case! where the hell is social services?

  • Is it really a coincidence that he guy looks like the sterotype of what Satan looks like? Or am I the only one who sees that?

  • Wait, he openly admits he was the leader of the NWO and now he's just.....not? Why the fuck is anyone supposed to trust him, again?

  • @Purerasslin the question would be is he trying to connect to christians who believe in the illuminati? if so he makes a complete bullshit story with the added witchcraft to make it sound like yea we should stand up to them. Harry Lewis is trying to make suspense and the people who believe him think he is an ex illuminati when really he is just a person who has stock piled gold in his closet and gullible people who think donations would help solve everything.

  • OMG I'm about to pee my pants here, this is fucking great xD

  • hmmm fancy watching some harry potter now :P cheers

  • If he actually came from witchcraft, he would realize that Harry Potter has nothing to do with Wicca.  It's all fantastical crap that some woman wrote about on a bus or train. It's just to be fun. The biggest threat we have in this world seems to be misinformation and fear mongering.

  • "THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!!!" i dono i was laughing prety dam hard at that point.

  • DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA *Bunch of Halloween items* DUNNA DUNNA

  • I don't think Harry Potter is the reason for the population of witches in Salem, mate.

  • 'Dere's witches, I tell's ya! Dem witches dun follow jaysus so they follow the devil! Dey evil!

  • salem's where the witch trials were held. duh they gonna be big on halloween

  • Hogwats. LOL

  • @randommovieguys Hogwath!

  • America is fucked up :(

    Give the nukes to someone else, you people are clearly batshit

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  • @jaywalk97 yes ur countryies ppl r werid

    And so are you, friend

  • I like the megaman intro :p

  • I honestly believe in magic, but not that magic where you can shoot something, or control someone. I believe that our imagination and our creativity is the real magic. think about it, we can control so much, and so much science fiction is now science fact. sure it took a while to get, but what is amazing is that we can even do this as a being, and how much we can still create out of what didn't exist before. Damn it, I love just being me :)

  • Omfg, I just want to take them by the face and scream "WITCHES AREN'T REAL, YOU INBRED HALFWIT!!" If your religion is real, why would you feel threatened by something that is CLEARLY made up, like Harry Potter? Oh yeah, because your religion is made up.

  • So 17 people think magic is real

  • I thumb upped your first video, but I have to say the magic is pretend comment was disconcerting. Those shops they showed in the clips are people like me who believe in magic. "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." We're not saying magic is used to shoot fireballs and fly on brooms, but there's an element of living that's not well understood. That's not to say this guy isn't an asshat and most certainly doesnt come from seven generations of witchcraft. NOONE does

  • I want my children to hate bastards like them

  • (♉ฺ_♉ฺ) I don't wanna live on this planet anymore

  • @kikyouthekillermiko Friend, if you can effectively demonstrate that magic or ghosts or anything supernatural is real, you will be the most famous person in the world overnight. You will win the Nobel prize. You will get $1 million from the Randi foundation. You will also be the only person in the 7 billion currently alive who can do it. Get to it!

  • @kikyouthekillermiko um...kay magic doesn't work like that you can't puff things and create things out of nothing....magick is pure mental state...its like finding something higher with in ur self insted of asking "GOD HELP ME" u help ur self sorry kiddies there is no such thing as wands and puffing and spells it's just mind over matter.

  • @kikyouthekillermiko you sound like a very confused human being

  • @ArtOfRuin75 seriously? look up info about the new world order and shit and about bill gates saying he wants depopulate the world so it's w/e ur the blind ass sheep go on with your life thinking that all is good in the world while the bankers and the 1% laugh at u.

  • @kikyouthekillermiko You mean the Illumina- you know...?

  • Holy fuck, I think I can shit something smarter then christians.

  • At least the NWO order conspiracies make sense to an extent. this is just wow

  • dude, a male witch is a WIZARD

  • capt kirk does not approve

    

  • @joey3491 Items in the Harry Potter books - like the hand of Glory - a decapitated hand of a hung murderer, used to curse a family- are used by real occultists. You can see two different hands of glory in museums in England.

    So...Yeah... Satanic.

  • @joey3491 What part didn't you understand?

  • @TrunkMonkey3000 ahhh the hand of glory.

  • @joey3491 This is an occult item, that real-life occultists and Satanists have used for hundreds of years. They have these "hand of glory" items on display at various museums in England. Somehow, they made it into a children's book that is supposedly fiction. But we can see that it is not fiction, and neither should this be intended for children in any manner. This is a decapitated hand from a hung murderer, (supposedly) used to curse a family

  • @TrunkMonkey3000 Not sure why yo are responding to me. But yes Harry Potter is about witchcraft. And she probably used some harmless objects in it (because the majority of sane people don't believe that stuff is real)

  • @joey3491 Yeah except those items aren't harmless - they're an abomination to the human race. And even if most people don't "believe that stuff is real" I named two museums where you can find those real objects.

  • @TrunkMonkey3000 And Pokemons are Eeeeeviiiilllll, EEEEEEEVIIIIILLLLL!!!!!! And according to these morons, so are the Smurfs (papa smurf represents Stalin), My Little Pony, Transformers, Jem, Captain Planet, and the Thundercats. Here an idea, send them $10,000 to plant a seed. Or better yet, send me $10,000 and I promise to put that money to good use. HA HA