In lower Michigan we get tornadoes couple times a year or nasty storms. Especially at might on a bad storm it can be scary not knowing if you have to go into the basement. Scary feeling
@wafersafe no, be thankful you don't have them. Unless you're these guys who chase the thing and know what you're doing, you're sitting at home with the t.v on listening weather to run in the basement or not. Its not fun, and here in southern Canada, we get about 1 a year. Nothing has ever hit our area hard, but there is always the risk, and its scary. You're lucky you don't get tornados
@Joyfer600 Problem i live in san diego there no tornados here i have to go to a tornado state area but i will keep a promise and when ever i see one i will go inside it!! Nothing can stop me and i will recored my self! :)
@psalvacion would be cool if it actually looked like the one in the movie twister where they were inside of the f5 at the end of the movie. it was like a tornado inside a tornado.
@dunno414 A tornado inside a tornado must be so AWESOME!! To see!!Except if i run in a F5 i wont be coming back LOLOl twister is a crazy awesome movie. The flying cows in the movie twister is halarious!!!!!
@loveunderlaw Yeah I think I wanna do this for a living,the state were I live in has no tornados :( but I think I wanna try something like this do you?
@psalvacion Me too, but New York mostly gets Snow, or since Global Warming showed up RAIN LOL:) But sadly enough we RARELY get tornado activity here:(
@loveunderlaw Yeah :( I live in california san diego and we get earthquakes but we dont get tornados only in the desert and plam springs but they said there has been tornados in the ocean once I really want to see one I think a few days ago there was a thunder storm and there proabally was a tornado in the ocean or desert but I was a sleep that sucks Lol
I'm still a fan after all these years. Watched the series on TV, bought a video (which was stolen, boohoo). Joel and Reed are by far the best entertainers, on tornados and produce the best vids!
The Worst tornado on record will happen on June 25th, 2012 in southern Michigan. It will be an EF 5 with winds over 300 miles per hour. It will stay on the ground for a very long time. The worst part is that it will track straight through several of the state's major cities, including Kalamazoo, Battle Creek, Jackson, Ann Arbor, Livonia, Dearborn, and Detroit. It will continue into Ontario and dissipate after causing damage to Windsor.
@StoodStill You're right, I'm such a moron. That's why I can properly spell the word "too". Anyway, I'm glad I gave you the oppertunity to insult someone. I'm sure it makes you feel great about yourself to put people down.
The Worst tornado on record will happen on June 25th, 2012 in southern Michigan. It will be an EF 5 with winds over 300 miles per hour. It will stay on the ground for a very long time. The worst part is that it will track straight through several of the state's major cities, including Kalamazoo, Battle Creek, Jackson, Ann Arbor, Livonia, Dearborn, and Detroit. It will continue into Ontario and dissipate after causing damage to Windsor.
@bestwaffleg im not the one who predicted it. The predictions started in 1991 and they predicted the April 27, 2011 tornado outbreak and the May 22, 2011 tornado outbreak and EF-5 tornado in Joplin, Missouri. They are getting the warning out because they dont want any more people dying because their cities got leveled by a massive tornado.
For people living in Southern Michigan, Northeastern Illinois, Northern Indiana and Ohio, and Southwestern Ontario, be prepared for the worst.
@510Anonymous Dude Its not about the end of the world that wont happen for at least like 200 years its about a tornado outbreak - Destructive Tornadoes happen like this - Tri State Tornado 1925, F5 tornado flint, mi 1953, Recent outbreaks such as 4-27 and the Joplin EF5 tornado on May 22, 11
thats a tiny tornado by south plains standards. maybe an f1. the kind of thing you dont want to piss into, but they could have gone for a ride in it as long they covered their heads. .
Oh my God! Guys, this is insane! Nice footage! I hope you guys r ok, which u probably are, a year ago where I live in my state it got wiped out by tornados
only Americans are so stupid. I love when in Movies you have the same type of guys waiting for the tornadoes, aliens, or whatever it is, and then they get snapped in a second.
For some weird reasons Americans think they are invincible... you don't know how many stupid of them I've seen almost die in extreme sports from extreme biking to rock climbing to whatever you want to call it.
I wish my school had field trips like that Brian u deserve a lot of credit for going there and trying to teach those kids something they can keep forever
WHAT I WOULD REALY WANT TO DO IS RIDE A REALY NICE DIRT BIKE INTO THE TORNADO .AT THE ODVIOUS ANGLE ALSO SO I CAN HOPEFULLY SURVIVE THE MISSION ILL WEAR A COUPLE OF WOOLY JUMPERS FOR PROTECTION A CAMERA DUCKTAPED TO MY HELMET HELMETCAM AND JUST WATCH ME FLY
ALSO FOR BACKUP AND I MAKE IT TO THE that TOP ...EMERGENCY PARACHUTE.JUST IN CASE
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have you ever wonder when theirs a tornado and it touches the ground how much inches is that tornado is how much inches is the sky to groundcause i had like 4 tornadoes in my home town Springfield Massachusetts and i wonder that
I lost my my sixth wife Edith Mable Boon (may God rest her soul) to one of those bloody bastards. Sucked into the vortex so she was while I was away doing my bit for queen and country blasting members of the Luftwaffe to kingdom come in my trusty Spitfire. Her battered, mangled corpse was later to be discovered by an albino child from her bedroom window, spread-eagled on the roof of the outside toilet of our town's local brothel.
The tornado is just like: "Oh, hey dude."
DMSteller87 6 hours ago
FLOOT IT DUDE FLOOR IT
DominickTehGamer 21 hours ago
Night
Swizzledaman 22 hours ago
In lower Michigan we get tornadoes couple times a year or nasty storms. Especially at might on a bad storm it can be scary not knowing if you have to go into the basement. Scary feeling
Swizzledaman 23 hours ago
I guys need to focus and not put nasty things
FallacyTheJuggalo 2 days ago
Never want to see one of these in person
MrRossbaby 2 days ago
@wafersafe no, be thankful you don't have them. Unless you're these guys who chase the thing and know what you're doing, you're sitting at home with the t.v on listening weather to run in the basement or not. Its not fun, and here in southern Canada, we get about 1 a year. Nothing has ever hit our area hard, but there is always the risk, and its scary. You're lucky you don't get tornados
JurassicKong 2 days ago
Balls of steel. Loving the moment when he realises he's out of danger..."wow". Shame we don't get these things in the uk. Fascinated by them.
wafersafe 4 days ago
dead
TheIluveverything 5 days ago
IT IS A PUNSHMENT FROM GOD FOR YOU AMERICANS
mcxzsa 5 days ago
@mcxzsa YOU ARE A PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR PARENTS, SINCE THEY SMOKED TOO MUCH CRACK COCAINE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!
loveunderlaw 3 days ago
HELOOOOOO FROM SERBIA
mcxzsa 5 days ago
hell nah
kiaramarshall08 5 days ago
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Oh woow... Imagine if the car decided to conveniently break down right there... -__- *shudder*
cheekiwee 5 days ago
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@psalvacion
clock959 5 days ago
I survived a tornado today but my house didn't ):
clock959 5 days ago
the whole time i'm thinking RUN, ITS GONNA KILL YOU!!
Littleanniegrrl 6 days ago
Omg that's crazy!!!
gmodguy441 1 week ago
he risked his life so we could be entertained for 3 minutes
Quantum1Leaper 1 week ago
@paliuna666781 I. Mean. Can
paliuna666781 1 week ago
@psalvacion You. Oils. Die. But. It. Does seem fun
paliuna666781 1 week ago
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Leishmaniasisably 2 weeks ago
I don't know why but i wanna go inside it!!! >:D
psalvacion 2 weeks ago 13
@psalvacion please record a video 4 us if u go inside xD
Joyfer600 1 week ago
@Joyfer600 Problem i live in san diego there no tornados here i have to go to a tornado state area but i will keep a promise and when ever i see one i will go inside it!! Nothing can stop me and i will recored my self! :)
psalvacion 1 week ago
@psalvacion would be cool if it actually looked like the one in the movie twister where they were inside of the f5 at the end of the movie. it was like a tornado inside a tornado.
dunno414 1 week ago
@dunno414 A tornado inside a tornado must be so AWESOME!! To see!!Except if i run in a F5 i wont be coming back LOLOl twister is a crazy awesome movie. The flying cows in the movie twister is halarious!!!!!
psalvacion 1 week ago
@psalvacion I WOULD go inside of it!
loveunderlaw 3 days ago
@loveunderlaw Hahahaha I would too!! >:D
psalvacion 2 days ago
@psalvacion Hell yeah!
loveunderlaw 2 days ago
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psalvacion 2 days ago
@loveunderlaw Lol 0:20 - 0:24 oh.No. No.No. No!! Jesus Christ!! Lolool funny!!
psalvacion 2 days ago 2
@psalvacion LMAO!
loveunderlaw 2 days ago
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psalvacion 21 hours ago
@loveunderlaw ..............WOW!!!! 0:01 LOL
psalvacion 21 hours ago
@psalvacion These guys are SO lucky to do this as a career!
loveunderlaw 11 hours ago
@loveunderlaw Yeah I think I wanna do this for a living,the state were I live in has no tornados :( but I think I wanna try something like this do you?
psalvacion 10 hours ago
@psalvacion Me too, but New York mostly gets Snow, or since Global Warming showed up RAIN LOL:) But sadly enough we RARELY get tornado activity here:(
loveunderlaw 10 hours ago
@loveunderlaw Yeah :( I live in california san diego and we get earthquakes but we dont get tornados only in the desert and plam springs but they said there has been tornados in the ocean once I really want to see one I think a few days ago there was a thunder storm and there proabally was a tornado in the ocean or desert but I was a sleep that sucks Lol
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loveunderlaw 2 days ago
wow
Jazminemiller42 2 weeks ago
that is just crazy, how do u even dare get that close!
Jazminemiller42 2 weeks ago
I'm still a fan after all these years. Watched the series on TV, bought a video (which was stolen, boohoo). Joel and Reed are by far the best entertainers, on tornados and produce the best vids!
cowbellpeaceprize 2 weeks ago
Торнадовские дрочеры, маньяки. :) Мне торнада эта ваша приснилась и окно выбила.
Mappykid 2 weeks ago
Next time, film all the way up. I wanted to see where it connected to the clouds, but every time you got close, you went back down.
amazonhippie 2 weeks ago
Holy crap it ripped up a fucking tree
Youngmoves21 2 weeks ago
Ripped that tree like a motherfucker good footage funny dude though
Youngmoves21 2 weeks ago
Holy crap it
Youngmoves21 2 weeks ago
The only reason why I watch tornado videos is because I can not go all crazy when there is one here.
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The Worst tornado on record will happen on June 25th, 2012 in southern Michigan. It will be an EF 5 with winds over 300 miles per hour. It will stay on the ground for a very long time. The worst part is that it will track straight through several of the state's major cities, including Kalamazoo, Battle Creek, Jackson, Ann Arbor, Livonia, Dearborn, and Detroit. It will continue into Ontario and dissipate after causing damage to Windsor.
TheFwiggle 3 weeks ago
awwwwwwwwww baby tornado
bruceohnelee 3 weeks ago
All I can hear is screaming.
supercoffman3000 3 weeks ago
That guy is annoying as fuck. Can you hear it? Fucking moron!! Of course I can hear it, it's half a mile from us fucktard!
326megadeth 3 weeks ago
dude you uploaded this 2 days before my birthday.
epicrun1235 3 weeks ago
You uploaded on my birthday
Mbunnychannel 3 weeks ago
Amazing footage, but yeah....you were way, way, WAY too close.
slowmonkey156 3 weeks ago
@slowmonkey156 Well it wouldn't of been 'amazing footage' if he wasn't way to close...Moron!
StoodStill 3 weeks ago
@StoodStill You're right, I'm such a moron. That's why I can properly spell the word "too". Anyway, I'm glad I gave you the oppertunity to insult someone. I'm sure it makes you feel great about yourself to put people down.
slowmonkey156 3 weeks ago
@StoodStill Whoops had a little spelling mistake, then again its easy to spell mistake, lets face it you spelt "opportunity" wrong! 1-1.
StoodStill 3 weeks ago
Reed Timmer \e/
joel9543 3 weeks ago
You guys almost ended up in Valhalla.
Viktir666 3 weeks ago
I think the radio presenter was talking to you when he was saying we don't want you out in this storm but fuck it, brilliant video.
IIDiscolandII 3 weeks ago 7
Damn ! How did I get here ??
TwilightFan1615 3 weeks ago
The Worst tornado on record will happen on June 25th, 2012 in southern Michigan. It will be an EF 5 with winds over 300 miles per hour. It will stay on the ground for a very long time. The worst part is that it will track straight through several of the state's major cities, including Kalamazoo, Battle Creek, Jackson, Ann Arbor, Livonia, Dearborn, and Detroit. It will continue into Ontario and dissipate after causing damage to Windsor.
TheFwiggle 4 weeks ago
@TheFwiggle What the hell are you talking about do you have proof sorry if I seem rood.
bestwaffleg 3 weeks ago
@bestwaffleg im not the one who predicted it. The predictions started in 1991 and they predicted the April 27, 2011 tornado outbreak and the May 22, 2011 tornado outbreak and EF-5 tornado in Joplin, Missouri. They are getting the warning out because they dont want any more people dying because their cities got leveled by a massive tornado.
For people living in Southern Michigan, Northeastern Illinois, Northern Indiana and Ohio, and Southwestern Ontario, be prepared for the worst.
TheFwiggle 3 weeks ago
@TheFwiggle Cool, I'm from there. Hopefully Detroit gets sucked up and blown apart, I fucking hate that crime infested murder city shit hole.
Viktir666 3 weeks ago
@TheFwiggle Somebody's been watching too many doomsday movies.
510Anonymous 2 weeks ago
@510Anonymous Dude Its not about the end of the world that wont happen for at least like 200 years its about a tornado outbreak - Destructive Tornadoes happen like this - Tri State Tornado 1925, F5 tornado flint, mi 1953, Recent outbreaks such as 4-27 and the Joplin EF5 tornado on May 22, 11
TheFwiggle 2 weeks ago
My birthday is May 4th.
CythGaming 4 weeks ago
I don't knot know where the "or" came from. Stupid phone
AkiraSRT9 1 month ago
How awesome is that. Wish I could have been there
or you guys rock!!!
AkiraSRT9 1 month ago
Skoghallskins3@ dude shut up that's uncalled for
troyjr11 1 month ago
Вот это пылесос нахуй!
ZZZFFFOOOZZZ 1 month ago
"The penis of god"
skoghallskins3 1 month ago
What I want to know is why the hell are that close to a tornado they must wanna die
MzWifeyTypee 1 month ago
I don't know how I got to this from watching cute puppies and kittens O.o
Btowerrox 1 month ago
I am glad your safe
Taylor63771 1 month ago
thats a tiny tornado by south plains standards. maybe an f1. the kind of thing you dont want to piss into, but they could have gone for a ride in it as long they covered their heads. .
poseuresque 1 month ago
whats that long white twerling thingy
filmfield 1 month ago
i'm in pensivainina i think thats how you spell it well as i was saying we don't have tornados
or earthquakes
haley8681 1 month ago
fake
WeVote2012 1 month ago
@Asianinvasion your crazy...when I was in a tornado it sounded like a train coming into the house!!!!
KDZel82 1 month ago
You know for something so destructive.....the sound a tornado makes is so...calm and soft....woulda thought it would've been more apocalyptic lol
asianinvasion147 1 month ago
OMG TURN THE DAMN Car around and DRIVE!
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eliasmouawad 1 month ago
"Listen to the roar!" WELL SHUT UP AND LET US LISTEN!
Sango48 1 month ago
That thang come by my house, I keel it! Daaaaaaaaaaamn nature. You scary!
MathyXFTW 1 month ago
can the americans ever shut the fuck up whilst videoing something ???????
ollietuckitintome 1 month ago
Oh my God! Guys, this is insane! Nice footage! I hope you guys r ok, which u probably are, a year ago where I live in my state it got wiped out by tornados
maddiepeanut 1 month ago
best video ever. hope u r ok did anyone die or get hurt? if yes, poor them. :(
TheArtistGirl11 1 month ago in playlist MOST EXTREME WEATHER VIDEOS!!!
yes we can hear thaaat twat
dano2572 1 month ago
Reed your so alsome
AaronStar28 1 month ago
On the left. 1:54 Tree present. 1:58 TREE GONE. MAGIC.
Dreadlord67 1 month ago
"LISTEN TO THE ROAR!"Yeah!Then we'll listen to the driver leave you!Or,We'll listen to the screams at your funeral!:)!
shadowbrain12 1 month ago
Now that's 1 skinny ass mother suckin twister .
dimebonics01 1 month ago
holy..............................shit
thekillingmann 1 month ago
one thing i love about tornado bids is that theyre damn near impossible to fake!! plus theyre awesome
amcdowell1999 1 month ago
stupid people
satr6782 1 month ago
only Americans are so stupid. I love when in Movies you have the same type of guys waiting for the tornadoes, aliens, or whatever it is, and then they get snapped in a second.
For some weird reasons Americans think they are invincible... you don't know how many stupid of them I've seen almost die in extreme sports from extreme biking to rock climbing to whatever you want to call it.
archifx 1 month ago
Who would be stupid enough to be that close to it??
chocolatelover230 1 month ago
If I stood under there would I get sucked up that thing or die?
itsmehina101 1 month ago
@itsmehina101 i don't know. you want to try and find out?
rattyfatty246 1 month ago
Incredible power.
SpaceRogue80 1 month ago
Sorry that was meant for the other video in your play list
kings2727 1 month ago
I wish my school had field trips like that Brian u deserve a lot of credit for going there and trying to teach those kids something they can keep forever
kings2727 1 month ago
If someone stood under one of them, would they die?
Jadeqorawwrxo 1 month ago
@Jadeqorawwrxo
No, they'd be whisked off to the magical land of Oz
Thisnameistaken11 1 month ago
DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!!
tonystylez504 1 month ago
DAMN...
SMOKINKUSH420ful 1 month ago
hey guys, watch youtube poop, it is worse then this crap.
mkg809 2 months ago
If that thing were to come any closer I would bet money the driver would drive away without you.
Silverpaws12212 2 months ago 18
How did you survive this without wetting youself? I NEED TO KNOW. WHAT'S THE SECRET?!
Silverpaws12212 2 months ago
there is no God but Allah
we believe in You : Allah
Please save us & protect us
save our palestinian innocent people who is daily killed by the criminals
golanian 2 months ago
are you freakin stupid ........idiots
cassiemcmahon1 2 months ago
Finally! Got it! Luv it :D
amstaff198611 2 months ago
I luv tornadoes!!!!! I have always wanted to see one. O actually considered becoming a tornado chaser... :)
TheKellyBelly2 2 months ago
these dudes are nuttz!!
MrJeezy901 2 months ago
WHAT R U WAITING 4?! GO!!!!!!!!! 1:14
starwarstom12 2 months ago
omg urb like right beside it o.o
lightningstrike888 2 months ago
wow your serious! it is May 4, 2007 0.0
Adamalghubari 2 months ago
Incredible! Always wanted to chase tornados, I am a streetpreacher and it is almost as exciting!
holinesspreacher64 2 months ago
@holinesspreacher64
maybe you ought to change occupations. this would be a lot more worthwhile, and a lot less annoying.
gloomyoutlook 2 months ago
even thou it was 240p the cameramen was one of the less shaky i have seen awesome footage
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WHAT I WOULD REALY WANT TO DO IS RIDE A REALY NICE DIRT BIKE INTO THE TORNADO .AT THE ODVIOUS ANGLE ALSO SO I CAN HOPEFULLY SURVIVE THE MISSION ILL WEAR A COUPLE OF WOOLY JUMPERS FOR PROTECTION A CAMERA DUCKTAPED TO MY HELMET HELMETCAM AND JUST WATCH ME FLY
ALSO FOR BACKUP AND I MAKE IT TO THE that TOP ...EMERGENCY PARACHUTE.JUST IN CASE
mickasso1 2 months ago
The tree survived!
sonicstitch 2 months ago
Amazing!! Good work guys :)!
nosey32 2 months ago
FIRST YOUR STUPID SECOND YOUR STUPID AND THIRD YOUR STUPIDDDDD LOL!!!!!!!!!]
JillPlusAdam 2 months ago
@JillPlusAdam umm why ?
Animegirl22100 2 months ago
Scout from TF2 got into tornado things!?
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did you survive
JordanandSabrina2 2 months ago
I love Joel Taylor in the Background at 0:17 "Ohhhhh Myyyyy Gawwwwwddddd..."
dominodot321 2 months ago
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dominodot321 2 months ago
omfg that was so scary YOUR SO F ING CLOSE D:
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AMYLEX2 2 months ago
Where it is
TheHasretsoylemez 2 months ago
omfg dat wud b sooo scary
RRose456 3 months ago
I'd be screaming for my MOM
xMrCrunchx 3 months ago
bluetoad127 3 months ago
o mio dio. I'm italian
RUBBERLAZIO 3 months ago
"We're Dead We're Dead" Well Fucking Turn The Car Around And Drive forward.
PeNGClan 3 months ago 8
you're crazy men...
grazusrytas 3 months ago
have you ever wonder when theirs a tornado and it touches the ground how much inches is that tornado is how much inches is the sky to groundcause i had like 4 tornadoes in my home town Springfield Massachusetts and i wonder that
LOL89235 3 months ago
I love when the guy says; "Jesus Christ!"
TeaInACup1 3 months ago
where is this??
DJViiA 3 months ago
that poor tree at 1:52
FUNNYBOY439 3 months ago
tornados are scary
biloniobitch 3 months ago
hhahahah 0:19 lool
gocenandray 3 months ago
OMG
djbighead54 3 months ago
Americans are so camp in panic
OrangeJuice101 3 months ago
hmz i got moneys
christinegergers 3 months ago
Damn nature, you scary!!!
th3bau5 3 months ago
0:19 funny voice
boyshytype 3 months ago
lol reversing for your lives
mizman009 3 months ago
Is that a Miller Lite can in the cup holder?
jtpntx 3 months ago
Seriously... I rate these guys!!!
01thrilla 3 months ago
A wild tornado apeared
cuteycat8 3 months ago
LISTEN TO THE RAWR!!!
xjsrx 3 months ago
it would suck if they ran out of gas
wildabeeeest 4 months ago
I think Dyson are experimenting on a new cleaner again.
alteejm 4 months ago
that's mad
YRiiddz 4 months ago
What happens if it gets too close? Is the vehicle heavy enough to stay still?
19jojo93 4 months ago in playlist MOST EXTREME WEATHER VIDEOS!!!
Hear in Newcastle we would use to dry clothes
paulanpipey 4 months ago
0:23 HOLY MOLY IT GOT BIGGER
MrBobman878 4 months ago
that one''s an EF0.5
rct3fsx 4 months ago in playlist MOST EXTREME WEATHER VIDEOS!!!
I lost my my sixth wife Edith Mable Boon (may God rest her soul) to one of those bloody bastards. Sucked into the vortex so she was while I was away doing my bit for queen and country blasting members of the Luftwaffe to kingdom come in my trusty Spitfire. Her battered, mangled corpse was later to be discovered by an albino child from her bedroom window, spread-eagled on the roof of the outside toilet of our town's local brothel.
KaneBoon 4 months ago
This is how Chuck Norris uses his dryer for his hands...
TheZyroGaming 4 months ago 35
@TheZyroGaming Chuck Norris sucks big cock!!
LadylIGaga 3 months ago
agreed. I would have been so scared that i would pee my pants xD LOL o.o
bluetoad127 3 months ago
@TheZyroGaming why is chuck norris so famous?
vthokie900 1 month ago
@vthokie900 Because he does things....like a bawz
TheZyroGaming 1 month ago
the only way these folks will be able to outrun the tornado is if they drive very very fast like 80MPH
MegaTemporarily 4 months ago
@MegaTemporarily that's not that fast...
SWORDMANSTR 4 months ago