iraqi very funny

[Fahadsalman1000]

لا كصب لا حصران لا عدنا بردي فوك القهر و الضيم ريسنا كردي خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ

ولله رئيس ديموقراطي

[loveiraq1980]

والله عمي هذا صدق طبع العراقيين الطيبة والفكاهة

[Tigris363]

Oh i love all Iraqis 

[cokguzel100]

مام جلال والله كيكة لك ياب ما تكولي اشتاكل رئيس جمهورية وينكت قوية حيل قوية واللة اللي ماعاجبه يروحلك فدوة ويرجع بتكسي نفرات واذا ما لكه تكسي هم يروحلك فدوة ويرجع ركض والله مال واحد يلزمك من خدك قرص ويكولك يو أر سو كيوت روعععععععععععععععععععععععععععع­عععععععععععععععععععععععععععة

[RaGdita]

Hahahah awsome <3 we love u Talabani <3

[Zaxoli2011]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mam Jalal sooo funny lol

[fr8290]

صدك متواضع اول مرة اشوف رئيس دولة يحجي نكات عن نفسه مااعرف تحسب اله شيء ايجابي ام سلبي

[Alinsakin]

هاااااااااااا هاي هية الديقمراطية الي جابونه اياه الامريكة يحجي نكات عود همة تيقلدون الغرب

[khalid98589]

والله هاي تليتهة رئيس يحجي نكت

[rosakurd1]

hahahahha yaaa kakee

[rokayah19]

قمة في التواضع . وردةةةةةةةةةةةةةةةةةةةةةةةةةةة واللة ههههههههههههههههههههههههه فوك القهر والضيم ريسنة كردي

[rokayah19]

قمة في التواضع ..الله يحفضه

[lostprecious]

هههههههههههههههههه توب

[yaw365]

مثل عراقي قديم يقول

امشي وره اللي يبكيك ولا تمشي وراء اللي يضحكك

[sagvanify]

HHHHHHHHHHHنكت طالباني

[sagvanify]

hhhhhhhhhhhhh

[sgirl2007]

That is real humble.. Bismi Allah mashallah la hawla wa la quata ela billah.. Best regards from an arab/ kurdish woman...

[ayadabc]

ههههههههههههههههههههههه احلا شي النكته الاخيره ........ روعه والله هذا الرئيس الورده

[ayadabc]

ههههههههههههههههههههههه احلا شي النكته الاخيره ........ روعه والله هذا الرئيس الورده

[gawjeh]

المذيع عفطي..اخر نكتة حلوة و قوية...روح سبورت مام

[wogzta]

God bless you mam Jalal, a modest man

[1q1q1qlove]

اكو بس شي حلو بيه وهوه البساطه......كلش انسان بسيط وهذا شي حلووو

[n90nar]

لا كملت السبحه ...~

دوشيش ربط ~

[maryami69]

هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­هههههههههههههههههههههههههه ينكت على روحه

شكد عيب

انت بدون شي نكته هع

بس هم يضحك هع

[DyaaAZ]

ههههههههههههههههه احترك هبل والله حلو اول مرة اشوف رأيس دولة ينكت

[MrBaghdadboy]

هذا شكد لوكي المقدم

[1shad0ww]

مشكلة الشعب العراقي (واني ما اللوم احد) هذا الجو كلش جديد علينة !!

مشايفين رئيس ينكت على نفسه !!

اللي متعودين عليه كلمات صدام البذيئة و اللعنات و قنادره !!

[hani200]

عااااااااااااااااااااش جلال الطلباني عااااااااااااش رئيس جمهورية العراق ولا عزاء للبعثية المناويج

[iIiG3iIi]

متى نضحك

[Donna99ok]

Mam Jalal is not a comedian ! He is a serious man ! Serious men do joke sometimes!!

Our president tell jokes...while other presidents in the arab world are jokes themselves!!!!!

Thanks for downloading !

[cabbat]

He seems like a funny but that's not what the president of a country like iraq needs to be!

[aljabiri22]

ههههههههههههههههههههه

هذا العراق الجديد مو عراق الموت والغطرسه الله يفرج عن جميع العرب اميييييييييييييييييييييييييييي­ييين

[zmo272]

the only joke i found funny was the last short one.. but it will loose its translation because its ryhems.. the other 2 jokes weren't that funny but still its a progress :P

[thres34]

am arab but i really like him

[lezanntf]

oh i know this joke i think its the one where he sits with a drunk guy and starts talking to him. he doesnt recognize him and ask who are u answers, mr jalal says hes the president of Iraq, the drunk guy says how much have u really drunk today if your the president of iraq then im Gorge bush.. anyways this is the short version of it

[littlegreymen]

can we get an english translation of this please. I don't speak arabic and would love to hear the president talk about himself.

[IRAQIIIMOHAMMED]

dont say any thing about him he is a funny guy

[mu86neer]

he looks pretty funny on this video but IRAQ needs more than that

[alsaed10]

walla ya allah

omedaak ee walla

naas det moet wa hade mehtaar bel nokatt

[rockthisemoo]

والله اني شكد اكره جلال الطلباني بس تره دمه خفيف واني عمري مشايفه هيج رئيس ما عنده شخصيه ويحجي نكات بس والله هسه اذا عمر العراق وسوا بخير وطرد العصابات والله نشيله على الراس احنه شنريد غير الامان يا كاكا جلالو ...لا قصب لا حصران لا عدنه بردي فوك القهر والضيم رئيسنا كردي .... شكرا جزيلا لسياده رئيس جمهوريه العراق جلال الطالباني باني الامه وحامي الشعب

[az0930963]

you whant that he ´´ll be as Saddam. it is not? just killing a childern stupid terorist

[carl20s]

أبدااااع.. بله بشرفكم لو غير رئيس مو جان عدم نص شعبه؟

[akramtje]

كاكه جلال واللهي انتي مو ريس انتي بيش مركهههههههههههههههههههههههههه

[iraki2005]

والله قمه في التواضع ... خل يسمعون البعثية الانذال وخل يسمعون اهل العوجة

[mystery235]

looooooooooooooooool كلش حلو . اني تحجيلكم نكته عن جلال الطلباني: فد يوم جلال كال للمستشار مالته اذا الأمريكان صعدو للقمر احنه لازم نصعد للشمس. المستشار كلله ما يصير بعدين نحترك. كلله احنه مو غشمه, نصعدله بالليل.

انشاء الله تعجبكم

[iraqye100]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nice

[iraqye20]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a7le rays wallah zman bes kolshieli gale sodg bes tdron mbyen 3aleh 7abab jane djaje m5noge lool bihe flonze

[iraqye20]

hhhhhhhhhhhh wallah zman bes sodg eli galeh lool nice 6albani jane dob m5nog

[loveiraq1]

صدك والله ههههههه

[cool752001]

والله وكت

[alilatif0000]

والله قمه في التواضع ... خل يسمعون البعثية الانذال وخل يسمعون اهل العوجة

[iraq1984]

wallah 7eloo very nice man

[azooooo1310]

على راسي والله الطالباني قمة في التواضع

[hashubarca]

قمة في التواضع ..الله يحفضه و يحميه من كل مكروه

[sinan2011]

ولنعم من الريس اشلون رئيس ورده ريس جديد ولكطه

[witwit1983]

والله التواضع حلو الله يعينهم على خدمةالبلد

[eng3mar]

كاكا تره اني يجيكم بالدقلات

[abosaleh911]

أخر نكته قوووووووية

حلووووووه

[DiReKt37]

و العــراقي عالــي عالــي .. و كل ارهابي جــوه نعــالي

[dushiwani]

ألله يحـيك يا عمنا ألعزيز،وليتعلم منك روءساء و ملوك المنطقة

[sanaria225]

thats so funny from the hamble presedent

[FireOFK]

if there is not %100 democracy and freedom. and if there is not equality between every single person. for example if KURDISH and Arabic language, culture and other is not respected equally and if the rights of both are not exactly the same there is no way that Iraq will succeed because I as a Kurd would never accept it. the time of oppression has past no one is better then the other, hope for peace

[rega1986]

على راسي والله الطالباني قمة في التواضع

[lanjamohsen]

I am so prowd of u mam Jala, so simple & so urself. I supported u when u were fighting upon the mountines & nowadays when ur a president of Irak.

[xbloobx]

The moral of the story is

I got no choice

[pridefalcon]

ماما جلال, وين اذنك؟؟؟؟؟

[xAllamx]

the 2nd joke is very old it was made for alma2moun

[0532usm]

high five

[freemanlovesfreedom]

سكران

[afilahk123]

I NOW WHAT HE SAID

[eirbiz]

I couldn't agree less!

[alnnet]

اخوان هالرئيس بس جايبيه للنكات الصلاحيات كلها بيد رئيس الوزراء

[madridisaddam]

على راسي والله الطالباني قمة في التواضع

[sourcemaster]

Can someone translate this into English please?

[1507912]

ya he is just sayin some jokes about him. for example this person asked him wat do you think about iraqian (an iraqi phone company) then talabani said i pefer assyacell (another phone company in iraq) pretty stupid coz the guy didnt mean it tha way he meant wat do you think of the iraq now

[asadbabili]

Talabani is a good guy but not suitable for rulling Iraq.

[MrEvin]

that's our Iraqi Government.. we love it... How are you? Mr.Ayyazkan

[kurdistan1989]

at the begginig the evolution of iraq was wrong there will not peace for iraq and i don't see iraq as my own country i have never seen anything good from iraq iraq is snot over an oil field its over blood field of innocent ppl that have been killed. its the destiny of iraq divide

[synerzho]

wo i didnt understand one word that, that pack attack just said

[Sello3]

I'm proud to be a Kurd and Iraqi at the same time, and I'm glad that Iraq is becoming a nation in which most people accept eachother...however not everybody does...but for everything that I'm proud of there's one thing I'm quite sure about and that is that my Dad can keep trying telling me Kurdish jokes for the rest of his life but they will never become funny...Kurdish jokes really are laaaame with all due respect to my fellow Kurds..Biji Kurdistan

[batwing134]

You say all Iraq then Biji Kurdistan? You people make only babies that is way like you are like a school of animals! you do not respect women! Assholes! We do not want to fight for you people any more!

[nooraalhilwa]

Thank you very much for sharing this video. The first thing that I thought of when I saw this clip, was the time when we had Saddam.

I am happy that we have such nice president, and proud that he is Kurdish :).

[mico2020]

the poem at last was cool LOL ... But I dont think arab societies in general appreciate political satire yet, maybe the elite but you will not make a impression on the masses though

[seoulja4god]

if i knew what the fuck he was saying

[vplanet]

Damn people...can't you all just get a long? who gives a shit what you are? arab, kurd, or whatever? Don't you all have red blood? There are reasons why our country is fucked up, we got people thinking like you all, so when others start fucking us, we go further with it and learn to fuck each other as well...WAKE UP IDIOTS...

[raedthegame7]

U SUXX

[darbandixan71]

im iraqi kurdish and i love iraqi people all in the same level and im proud to be iraqi kurd like (hawar mulla muhamad)i love iraq from bassra to zaxo.for arab brothers dont listen to some stuoid kurdish.bye

[nooraalhilwa]

I think I am Iraqi. When people sometimes ask me if I am Kurdish, Sunni, .... whatever, I find it really hard to define myself; because I'm just a blend of all Iraqis that I lived with.

[7awty3]

that is really easy my friend to identified yourself as you are Sunni Shia or a Kurd, you can go back to the history and have a look your past generation, i am a Kurd because i have a different language than Arabic different clothes even a different culture but i still love all Iraqi people and i am proud to a Kurd....

[MedianPrince]

Proud to be KURD!!

[h0ttamale]

those were lame jokes, but at least he has a sense of humour.

[compaq06compaq]

thx..so funny

[aysheee]

ro7 nam 7abbab

[7awty3]

hi aysheee, i just want to know what does this mean (ro7 nam 7abbab) because i am a kurd..

[onlooker33]

hatha akbar harami

[killastyle]

lolz ur a stooge,...its not a multinationality...its one country :P

but yeah we have differant relegions and languages in our country ...and no kurd is not a nationality :P

[simma87]

borat is the

 best

[7awty3]

LOL..

[basraboy]

come on man, don't be ignorant. iraqi is for iraqis! no matter if you're kurdi or arabi or athuri or turkomani or whatever...we're all iraqis. now for the ones who want to divid our great nation, they can eat shit as far as i'm concerned. iraq will never be divided.

[5ashooga]

u guyz iraq is a multinationality and multireligions country..we are all the same..arabs,kurds,assyrians,ch­aldeabs..muslims shia and sunni..christians, jews subba..thats wut makes iraq beautiful..so all of u stop bitching at each other..n start luving..grow up..

[moonflower13]

Where are the subtitles? Where is the translation? Is it funny?

[babygr]

im not muslim and im iraqi

[ammarjawad]

the president has no power, the PM has all power.

[7awty3]

I agree, but my friend you have to know this man (Talabani) is a key for kipping peace between all different cultures..