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  • I'm surprised he laughed. Clemens is insane haha

  • sounds like favre

  • ssteroids can age you

    but this is insane

  • that video was lmaf funny

  • 900 billion??? are you dumb... 900 billion.. your stupid

  • they didnt spend 900 billion on the new stadium you idiot. they spent 1.3 billion. exagerrating what they spent by 692x doesnt help you ridiculous fool

  • My grandpa is 99 years old and he can play basketball lol!!!

  • my uncle johnny holiday 97 years old, passed away yesterday february 28, 2009. He never gave up on his dream of pursuing his career.He loved life and he loved people. He will be missed!

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  • at least boston can make the playoffs dumbass

  • just moved new area

    why cant i see the video XH

  • What proof does anyone have he took steroids?

  • Not a fan of the ladies r u?

  • tman what are you talking about the sox dont need manny bay has just a good if not better stats than manny and he was being an immature brat we didnt need him

  • hi im roger clemens and my steroids are wearing off now. thats y ill never go to the hall of fame.

  • Okay wise cracker! If you mess with one Clemens! I dare you to go face his son Koby Clemens in a one on one dual and see how he feels about it!

  • Hey, I'm Roger Clemens AND I"M A DIRTY, CHEATING LIAR!

  • Will Roger Clemens still be alive in 2057?

    I cannot see anyone on Steroids living to see 95.

  • Maybe he will MISREMEMBER what year it is

  • That's what Steroids will do for you! LOL

  • now we just need a brett favre version of this. lol

  • i love the redsox yankees suck especially now without joe torrie

  • oh yeah yanks suck they are gonna freakin when there division

  • yea sure w/e u say

  • Wonder what mindy mccready thinks of that

  • hey thanks bro

  • Fathers!Watch your daughters!

  • Roger Clemens is said to have fucked baby mindy mccready,john dalys wife,john dalys mountaingoat and john daly himself...

  • Roger is the titantic and we all know how that movie ended?He's going down faster then a bucket of chicken at oprah's

  • pretty much everyone on the yankees is on steroids

  • skankees

  • I think Clemens is innocent and is just dedicated. This year someone with big legs will get accused of steroids and you will like him and feel the same way. Clemens is just a great ballplayer!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • You're right, he just had a second puberty.

  • The following is a list of people who have been injected

    with steroids by Brian McNamee and confirmed this as true.

    ANDY PETTITTE

    CHUCK KNOBLAUCH

    DEBBIE CLEMENS

    ROGER CLEMENS **  ** (claims his injections were B12 shots)

    ha ha ha ha ha hgh ha ha ha ha ha ha hgh ha ha ha

  • Looks like the Yankees needed some hot shots of "booty juice" to be consistent contenders. LOL

  • lets nto forget the red sox team captain and juicer, JASON VARITEK, he seemed to be overlooked because everyone wants to talk about a bunch fo old hack yankee players that never did dick for the organization anyway. Jose canseco? Jason Giambi? please.

  • Oh come on, I love Michelle Bonner!

  • Me too. Very Hot and man is she STACKED!!

  • its funny, as soon as clemens goes to the yankees hes not so beloved by espn.

  • Breaking news, Barry Bonds has been traded to the Yankees, and Sammy Sosa, Mark McGwire, and Rafael Palmeiro have come out of retirement to join the Yankees... Regardless to say, the New York Yankees' name has been changed to the New York Juicers. Jason Giambi, Andy Pettite, and Roger Clemens had no comment.

  • wtf dumbass

  • sorry but i hate the yankees lol NEW YORK JUICERS.. also dont forget Jose Canseco.

  • Type the word "STEROIDS" in the Google search engine and

    a picture of Roger Clemens appears. For real.

  • roger roger

    u mess with steriods

    then steroids mess with your brain,

  • ROGER STEROIDS CLEMENS

  • knowing the yankees, they'll be in their 15th new stadium by then.

  • will they have won another ring by then? They are going to have an abysmal season this year

  • god, i hope so. :D to the second part, not the first.

  • yeah .. and the NY suckers will pay for it again.

  • Alright boys, ease up on the racial stuff. Question: Don't you find it a bit odd that MLB never examined the WHY's of Clemens coming in to play Mid-Season? Isn't it peculiar that no questions have ever been asked of this process? Si? No Here's the deal, the undetected use of Anabolics or HGH to build the body takes quite a bit of planning and work. The clearance from the body of anabolics takes an additional block of time. It's incredible that MLB never looked at Clemens routine& asked what-up?

  • what is funny is that roger clemens has done steroids and not improved at all, we all remember when the white sox kicked his ass in game 1 of the 2005 world series. and also he's been terrible ever since. barry bonds was great ill admit that. he could have not made it more obvious that he was on steroids. if he gets locked up i wont complain because i've never seen a person in my life more full of himself. roger maris' 61 home runs is still more of an accomplishment, because he was real

  • how can an athlete become so powerful in his late 30's and 40's without steroid use? barry bonds and roger clemens are the two most guilty athletes i have ever seen. last time i checked every athlete that was great, was at their best in their mid 20's through their mid 30's. but i guess barry and roger are beyond human to improve with their skills in their late 30's and early 40's. well not roger, but barry cmon this guy could not be more guilty. i hope barry gets jail time. what a pompus ass

  • Nolan Ryan...Warren Spahn...Cy Young...Walter Johnson...all were dominant into their 30's and 40's, but they didn't take steriods. In fact, Warren Spahn got better with age.

  • They just had a second puberty.

  • Clemens just comes out of retirement 4 the money

  • What does that have to do with anything?

  • lmfao hahaha wow

  • McNamee is scum. He is a drug dealer and a rapist, and it is proved that he is a liar, as he lied to police in 2001 about steriods in baseball. So why, all of the sudden, is he so credible? The Mitchell Report is biased and is based off of hearsay from criminals like McNamee and Kirk Radomski, another convicted drug dealer. Why are there no current Red Sox players? Because Mitchell is part of the Red Sox and he is dirty and biased. Knoblauch, Stanton, Clemens, Pettitte. All Yankees. Bullshit.

  • Wrong you ignorant republican.....

    Clemens is so full of himself that he lied to congress. He had to have the Nanny over his house before anyone

    could question her. She still was able to tell the truth and

    Congress missed the chance to bring him down.

  • Where is your evidence then, you ignorant democrat? Tampered gauze and syringes? That's all that McNamee could come up with. Even Jose Conseco said that he never saw Clemens use steriods, possess steriods, or ask for steriods. Conseco is the most credible guy when it comes to steriods, and even he says that Rocket didn't do anything. And you are going to believe a nanny? Seriously? So, it's the tampered gauze and syringes, and the nanny that McNamee calls evidence?

  • Andy, Chuck, Nanny and the fact that Brian needs to tell the

    truth or he could go to jail. Clemens looks very foolish. That whole "not being at Jose's

    barbeque" was so forced.  Roger is going down....along with his ego.

  • Well, considering Andy already lied once. He said he only took HGH for two days in 2002, but today he comes out and says he took it in 2004 as well. Chuck never said anything about Clemens, he just said that McNamee injected him in 2002. How can Roger prove that McNamee is lying? Even if Clemens didn't take steriods, there is no way to prove that he didn't, because what McNamee said is already etched in stone because it was in Mitchell's Report.

  • ahh, so we meet again...

  • All of you are ignorant, gullible, media brats. You know why McNamee would tell the truth about Pettitte and Knoblauch and lie about Clemens? Because he despised Clemens after he fired him. Clemens was his key to the money, and Clemens fired him and that pissed him off. Why is there no evidence of steriod use for Clemens? Nolan Ryan, Randy Johnson, and Curt Schilling are similar to Clemens. The gauze and syringes? Yeah, when you have that stuff for 7 to 8 years, you can tamper it.

  • Clemens today proved today without a shadow of a doubt that he is a liar. He was squirring and beating around the bush the whole time, to sum up the preceding,How does is anyone expected to believe that Clemens best friend who is always totally honest, and religious and is not an idiot, lied when he said Clemens talked to him about the stuff, and everyone knows that MacNeeme is a weasel but he was proved accurate on Knobluck and Petitie and these guys all trained together!!!! come on get a clue!

  • Dear fans, Clemens and Bonds and I didnt use steroids. thanks. sincerely,

    Mark McGwire.

  • shame on this guy and for all the players who cheated the game of baseball

  • CHEATER

  • clemens may be soiled but hell you have the career like he had... can you blame him? i just think he's disloyal to his team.. he doesn't go to the games when he doesn't play and he gets 20 million a year for half a year... what the hell is that? as for steroids... who cares, how many athletes take steroids and dont get caught? you mean to tell me no nfl players take roids, or wrestlers? what about hockey? boxers? we only worry about baseball b/c it's suppose to be america's past time

  • clemens is a spoiled jerk. he is what most people hate about jocks and texans. real scum. he is going to end up in jail because of his arrogance. him and bush can share a cell.

  • it is juvenile to think he didnt use steroids.

  • haha i hate clemens

  • Dang, it was OK, but it wasn't THAT funny.  The SportsCenter anchor MAY have over-reacted to it (I didn't laugh, but they acted like it's the funny thing human kind has ever created). When Charlie Steiner lost it, he was laughing at Carl Lewis' ill-fated attempt to sing the National Anthem...that was laugh-worthy. This chick was just being kind of stupid.

  • i believe clemens has never taken steroids and i still believe he is ONE of the greatest pitchers ever to play

  • I am baseball's ICON!

    I CON you with my steroids!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAH!

  • Poor Rocket. Maybe he can grab another "B-12" miracle injection to revive his career in 2057.

  • yankees suck!!!

  • stupid video

  • stfu redford it hilarous

  • I just ROFL'ing and lol'd my pants

  • You laughed out loud your pants? LMAO

  • luke you are a moron.

    1. If the feds say "tell the truth" or we will put you in jail, why would McNamee lie?

    2. When Roger was on the phone with McNamee, why did he not say "Brian, why are you telling these lies?". That would be the first question by anyone. He never did.

    If he goes to congress next week and lies, he will be in the same boat as bonds. Let's hope he is not that dumb.

  • You called them retards but you can't spell "laugh"...

  • I'm a Yankees fan and I was a big fan of Clemens while he was in pinstripes, but I believe McNamee is telling the truth. It wouldn't make any sense for him to tell the truth about Pettitte and then lie about Clemens. The fact that they both worked with McNamee and they were practically best friends isn't good for Clemens' defense. He's just about the only big name besides Bonds that is still trying to defend themselves.

  • It does come down to he said, he said, but where there is smoke there is usually fire. Baseball has turned into a joke.  I wouldn't neccessarily blame him, everyone was apparantly doing it. You think he did not want to keep his competitive advantage. To think otherwise is naive.

  • For all who say ROger Clemens took steroirds he proved himslef last night. HE made great points when he said he should have been worn down already if he took steroids in 2001. Look at all players like Mark Mcgwire nd Sammy Sosa those guys wore down about 1 year. Clemens was able to have the lowest ERA in the majors wen he was 42 and also for people that dont know look up how olld Nolan Ryan was wen he retired and you will see Clemens isnt the only 40 yr old pitcher to do well

  • How did roger clemens prove himself. Answer me this why would a close friend for over ten years accuse his buddy (admitted that he owes everything to clemens) say he took steriods when he did not. Roger is making things worse for himself. If he would have manned up like his buddy petite, he would not be dealing with these problems.

  • Clemens is the best pitcher in our era.He has not done steroids, if he has, where is the so called proof everyone claims to have. All they have is ONE account of a person saying he did it, that will NEVER stand in a court.

  • steroids would not have made him nearly as good as he was anyway. steroids will not turn you into the best pitcher of all time if you did not already have the talent and skill for it already. he probably did not take them, this is just a witch hunt, any player who is any good is subject to being accused of juicing, get some real proof before you run your mouths off about him

  • dan duquette was right...clemens was done...but steroids kept him alive...and all the money he cheated out of the blue jays,yankees and astros. Sinful.

  • Barry Bonds "Black" = he did it !!!

    Roger Clemens "White" = its not true, he did not use steroids ?!?!?!!?!?

  • read ur shit first u idiot BArry Bonds aka Mr Steroid has been proven to taken steroids they have evidence and also he has all the sideffects of a steroid taker.Comone man dont start this whole racial crap seriously dont cuz these 2 men are nothing alike. When you look at Clemens he is huge his whole career while Bonds goes from 20 hr to 50 nd gains 20 lb in an offseason and his head for some reason grows.This shows his steroid use

  • That is HILARIOUS!!

  • that old fart that took steroids

  • moron

  • roger clemens is the best pitcher ever....

    unless the steroids story is true

  • That old guy playing Clemroid is pretty funny. Allegedly.....

  • That clemens paraody wasn't funny at all. News people have very weird senses of humor in general.

  • lmao

  • roger clemens still sucks

  • yeah ok

  • Roids or not you betray houston Fans.Because you said it was good to be back home,but the first chance you got you went back to the evil empire Yankees for the money.Your Brokeback Mountain Bubby Andy Pettitte betray houston fans too.

  • Stfu he satyed awhile and did good for u stop complaining he has a family to think about 1st

  • Dat way???

  • Clemens stands there talking about his family and his kids and he is a liar and a cheat. Very sad.

  • He's a steroid junkie.

    Don't enrage him bro.

  • That was funny?

  • i cant wait til they crack down the steroids in the latin countries... so dat way David Ortiz, Adrian Beltre and carlos delgado can get busted

  • clemens is goimg to take acting lessons...and be the star of brokeback mountain 2 !!

  • adrian beltre and andruw jones have to had used steriods...i mean how else would u explain beltres 47 HR's outta nowhere which he has never gotten close too again and andruws 50something outta nowhere which he cant even do half that now...i think beltre used steriods to have a good year and get a millionare contract...

  • hahahhahah1!!!!!!!

  • hahahahahahahahhaahahah

  • This sucks

  • ROC-KET! ROC-KET!

  • clemens is done, reputation ruined

  • it doesn't look good for him. In the first half of the 1998 season Clemens was 8-6 with a 3.77 ERA. During summer and after the injections, Clemens finished the season on a 12-0, 1.77 ERA.  Plus, Pettitte and Clemens used the same trainer.

  • Clemens never used steroids.

  • Just like how Rafael Palmeiro didn't use steroids......PERIOD!

  • A-Rod is next.

  • how much u wanna bet hes not?

  • Jose Canseco will make him the #1 name in his next book.

  • i said BET so dont change the conversation

  • baseball hall of shame should open the doors in 2008 for bonds,clemens,mcgwire,palmeiro­,pettit,sosa,canseco,giami,jua­n gonzo,brady anderson,kuis (57 home runs)gonzalez,and the president of the hall is a toss up...denny mcLain or pete rose?

  • u know i always did wonder where the hell did luis gonzalez get 57 HR's from...

  • roger clemens should call a press conferance and be the first superstar to come totaly clean...he wouldnt do it unless you put a gun to his head...yet,he wouldnt hesitate to stick a needle in his fat ass to make himself an even bigger and wealthier athlete....hall of shames doors are opening wider for clemens !

  • i dont see why everyone is surprised with clemens the dude is in his 40's and still pitching strong? come on man...theres a reason why most of those records stood for quite sometime before these guys came in.

  • I hope the same people who crucified Barry Bonds do the same thing to Roger Clemens. But you know and I know they won't. Because he's WHITE!!

  • Enough with the race card garbage. Tony Gwynn and Ken Griffey Jr. were stars in the middle of the roids era and have received absolutely no allegations, while Gwynn was admitted into the hall of fame over white man Mark McGwire. As far as Bonds was concerned, he was already a strong antagonist before any roid scandals broke out.

  • Clemens is going in the Hall of Fail.

  • No. He is going to the Hall of Shame!

  • if i was commisioner i would wipe off the cheaters stats ... plain and simple

  • Roger Clemens is a fraud,there is nothing else to it people.

  • Roger Clemens had Hall of Fame numbers before the 1997 season... so fuck u!!!!

  • Nolan Ryan= GOAT

    Roger Clemens= Greatest Cheater of All-time.

    LMFAO at the dumbfuck Clemens fans...The dude WILL NOT be elected to the Hall of Fame just like Mark McGwire

  • So did Barry Bonds and that is why i can't figure out why these two would do such a thing.

  • I agree, let's just hope the writers well vote for them

  • who cares! baseball is the most overated sports anyway. they call it the WORLD series but no one except the USA and japan even cares so how is it the world series. in england baseball is called rounders, a game played by girls.

  • Even Jim Rome slammed Fatso Clemens.

    I told everyone years ago when Fatso Clemens was with Toronto he was using steroids.

    I also said Nolan Ryan was and still is the greatest pitcher of all-time BUT these Clemens fans are MORONS. Now, these USEFUL IDIOTS have egg on their fucking ugly faces today

  • I have said that many times. These MORON fans have to remember Nolan Ryan, GOAT.

  • rocket man=needs to pitch in 2008 with no drugs in his system and donate the money to kids cancer..i can imagine his record off the juice would be 10-16 or worse...even for the yankees!

  • Clemens is a fucking cheat.

  • he was just doing what everyone else was doing. who fucking cares if he stuck a needle in his ass?

  • two wrongs don't make a right, fuckface....drop dead, dickhead.

  • Cheater. Liar. His wife, his kids. Hang your head in shame Mr. Clemens.

  • you are so gay. get a life you fucking tool.

  • drop dead fucker

  • wonder what made roger clemens throw the broken bat towards piazza in 2000 series....was that a steriod rage or what????clemens is a fat,greedy,sweaty pig who should go back to texas and fornacate with nolan ryans sheep!

  • you don't even know what steriods do you faggit. your comments make no sense biiiiiiiiitcch.

  • Steriods make you very edgy, and most people get really moody, but not instantly. I had family members take high doses after their major surgeries.

  • Even Jim Rome slammed Fatso Clemens.

    I told everyone years ago when Fatso Clemens was with Toronto he was ising steroids.

    I also said Nolan Ryan was and still is the greatest pitcher of all-time BUT these Clemens fans are MORONS. Now, these USEFUL IDIOTS have egg on their fucking ugly faces today.

  • who cares about jim rome? he got beat up by jim everret.

  • Agree!! Nolan Ryan is the MAN, you clemens fans are idiots

  • I have said that many times. These MORON fans have to remember Nolan Ryan, GOAT.

  • roger clemens=used hgh and steriods to deceive,achieve,and steal the adoring publics money($26 million for half a season)...then he denies after hes been caught(Palmeiro,Rose,clinton,b­onds,nixon,o.j.etc)

  • Even Jim Rome slammed Fatso Clemens.

    I told everyone years ago when Fatso Clemens was with Toronto he was ising steroids.

    I also said Nolan Ryan was and still is the greatest pitcher of all-time BUT these Clemens fans are MORONS. Now, these USEFUL IDIOTS have egg on their fucking ugly faces today.

  • Clemens should hang in shame just like Palmerio, when he DENIED he never used steroids, he gets busted on a drug test..

  • u guys are fuking stupid, they havent proved anything yet

  • You idiot...look on page 169 fuckhead in the Mitchell Report. Grow up jackass.

  • cant kill clemens jus yet i mean these sources arent exactly the most credible but i culd see how he used them to prolong his career

  • It's a real shame that now Roger Clemens is to be held to the same regard as the biggest villain in the game's history. What's worse is that he did it to himself.

  • Roger bitch as Clemens....LOL Shancer22 you'sssssss a BITCH....Sucking on ROGER is little Roided dick...I bet you and Andy were sharing his nuts...LOL..

  • THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY!!!

  • Shancer22...I bet you can suck a nice big fat dig right about now...Sorry bastard....Now admit i was fucking right.Biotch.

  • Look back at my post i wrote about this jerk nearly a month ago...I said he was on roids and mutherfuckers blasted me for it...Now bow down haters...I hope Clemens gets butt fucked like they've tried to do Bonds.

  • Bonds bites dick....Clemens is another cheater as well and deserves to be treated the same