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  • Why don't Jeremy do videos like this anymore?

  • IcinG.. ici- ah fuck it xDD

  • the 3d in the new Alice in Wonderland fucked up my eyes so bad. I ended up taking my glasses off and watching it normally. But the 3d in the Lion King was AMAZING!

  • but Jeremy...the cake is a lie!

  • Your analogies are the man.

  • u don't need a makeup in this video to look like joker

  • To watch a movie in in 2D that's only available in 3D, bring an eye-patch.

  • @AGeekNamedZach

    Or Hank Green invented these lovely 2D glasses xD

  • review dbz!

  • You sound like the guy in ratatouille.

  • Now I want cake.

  • 3D is going away because the director of 2012 film Battleship is shooting in 2D because he says 3D hurts his eyes. And Chris Nolan is leaving The Dark Knight Rises in 2D, good man.

  • 0:20 adorable haha

  • i have the same tie!!

  • Did u ever end up watching Avatar the last airbender animated series? because THAT S*** IS AWESOME! plus, you should really do a review about it because the studio is about to release a spin off series on nickolodian.

  • i never wantched a 3d movie you wanna know y?...no...well i just dont care about 3d xD!

  • i would have no idea what to do if i didnt find ur videos lol

  • I've only seen Avatar in 3D and I hated it, it fucked with my eyes and make the action harder to follow. 3D sucks.

  • 3-D is a gimmic, it will die out, MARK MY WORDS

  • @Mrcool210 I've only seen 4 movies in 3D: Avatar (duh), Owls of Ga'Hoole, Tron: Legacy, and Transformers 3 (not sure about the movie itself, but the 3D was good). Those are probably the only movies I'll see. I'm getting sick of it, too.

  • I concur, what the hell is with all this 3D nonsense. It's like the plague or Justin Beiber.

  • Chris Nolan doesn't trust 3-D, fuck yeah. :)

  • 0:20. haha hes adorable<3

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  • 2D DOES hurt my eyes! (only joking)

  • and now we got 4d and spy kids >.>

  • lucky! it adds five bucks to our tickets... >:(

  • I SAID 3 DIMENSIONS

  • "I said 3 dimensions" haha lmao

  • I watched Clash of the Titans, and it was in 2D, and it still hurt my eyes....... from the pure suckage

  • Yeah... color screen is not new so lets go back in black and white -,-

  • I HATE 3D!!! it hurts my eyes!!!!

  • 3d is annoying especially when u already wear glasses doesn't help the quality of the picture too

  • 3D to me is like Twilight,Cancer,Michael Bay,and Satan.

    Its unstoppable(Twilight)

    Its innevitable(Cancer)

    And it leads a path of destruction everywhere it goes(Bay and Satan)

  • ........fuck.....the last....airbender.....and Clash of the horrible actors

  • Cheesy pick up lines was my favorite xD

  • Well I guess its really a different lifestyle... If you basing you movie decisions on the price of the ticket, you should probably stay home. Movie tickets are like 15$ each but 3D movies are still free if you know where to get them on the web. Watch the Olympics in 3D and tell me that it isnt worth the features. Either way its a matter of opinions... Good job on the video!

  • the frosted cake is a lie

  • I'll never see a movie in 3D. They give me headaches. I won't be surprised that in 5-10 years there'll be a news report about prolong watching 3D movies led to seizures later in life.

  • @DKrules9 they're starting to stop with the 3D

  • Clash of the titans 3d is a lie becaue when i saw it in 3d my eyes they just saw a bit of 3d stuff and i actually saw it BETTER without my glasses on

  • the cake is a lie

  • when we want the next dimension we'll just go back to doing plays

  • No offense(offence whichever the fuck it is) you sound like kermit the frog..and its AWESOME XD

  • you look and sound like a phsychopath in this video. like seriously, it's Jeremy Darko

    It's not bad.

  • The hardware exclusives are gonna kil the new 3d. of like 25 presses only 6 will be available to purchased with buying a TV and Blu-ray.

  • I SAID THREE DIMENSIONS

  • Fuck i man... ifuckin lov ya

  • this is a great fact but i just feel really really bad for you with the tonsilllitis thing that sucks man i feel so bad for u cuz i had the same shit.... its sucked alot like ugh i fucking hated it and yup i know u do to GREAT REVEIWS AND VLOGS

  • This epidemic is almost as bad as the youtube epidemic of people taking the number of dislikes and calling that minority of people something negative based on the video.

  • I think 3D is fine as long as it doesn't become the norm (it never will, it's like cream in your coffee, some people like it some don't), it's used only on movies that are computer animated or are shot with stereoscopic digital cameras and not used as a gimmick (like things arbitrarily popping out at you for no reason). I saw Avatar in IMAX 3D and I thought my face was gonna fall off but the result of that one good exception has been ridiculous.

  • i think is have move in 3d like force-g and move with deepness . i am not sure if i am express myself right english is not my language.

    i think the only move that i watch in really 3d was force-g i got my daughter to watch i was just impressed. the stuff just jumped out the screen my daughter spend all move trying get the little hamsters. i dont know maybe i am wrong but is this what i expect from 3d things jump out the screen and no like i watch something from my room's windows.

  • Has any one here seen Legend of the Guardians? The 3D in that film was incredible. It really did enhance the experience (the film on it's own wasn't half bad either. Actually, not even a quarter bad).

  • I actually hope to be a film director one day, and if the 3D thing continues (which it might soley for the Avatar sequels), I will strive to make an effort to make the story and characters matter, even if it is put in 3D. Why? Because I love film, and I hate when a movie comes out where it's obvious that they put no thought into it (GI Joe), and I will not be one of those people. If I do end up as a filmmaker.

  • so true

  • so fucking true

  • they will focus on the 3D visual and less on the storyline and characters, to just to make more money.

  • lol o ur gonna go there r u haha idky i laughed so hard @ that

  • save ur glasses and sneak in

  • I find it hard to justify $12 movie tickets too. $48 dollars for a family of four just to see a movie BEFORE the $6 popcorns and $4 drinks. Give me a break.

  • aww the 2-D hurt my eyes

  • 3d movies is getting on my nerves

    

  • If you want to blame anyone for the influx of 3D movies (both pre and post-converted), I'd blame James Cameron. Ever since he broke the box office with his movie, every movie wants to cash in on the 3D craze he started. This means that for every "Avatar," there will be 2 or 3 "Last Airbenders." (See what I did there?)

    Hopfully the day will soon come when the bad movies of the world will be seen for what they are, 3D or not.

  • @AlecDraven i agree with u make matters he wants make avatar 2 and 3 i really don't think there is any need

  • " Ahh, the 2D hurt my eyes" xDDD

  • Toy Story 3 had no 3d quality paid 58$ for 4 tixx and it that dosent have 3D quality...feel robbed

    Fuck 3D movies...i aint gonna see em...

  • @MedrielS ik i seen that movie in 3d $54 and we had no money for popcorn

  • Haha "Uh, the 2D hurt my eyes." I agree 100%. I think 3D movies need to go back to being one movie every few months. I have a feeling that TRON: LEGACY will be one of those rarities where the 3D enhances it. Great stuff!

  • Worst part is that if it's 3D & you get front row seats your screwed!!

  • 3d is nice but yh theyre overdoing it

  • I enjoyed how you used a cake and icing metaphor. I'm pretty sure anytime I ever use a metaphor or word picture, it almost ALWAYS has to do with food. It's just more effective that way. Everyone loves food.

  • soon theres gunna be a "Jehovah Witnesses Gone Wild" in 3D!!...then there will be no hope for humanity.

  • You Jeremy Jahnas are the greatest movie critique ever!

  • Awesome Analogy

  • Awesome Anology

  • the pastry analogy is the most accurate analogy for 3D i've ever heard. totally describes how the majority of us feel on the mater.

  • yea no they keep them in 2d wth a 3d option.....clash of the titans was great in 2d

  • HAHA!! TOO LATE 3D!! I ALREADY HAVE DIABETES!! take that crappy movie producers!^^

  • haha funny! yo if you have time check out my 3D movie rant!

  • The 3D conversion of The Last Airbender wasn't done last minute like with Clash of the Titans. It was planned from the start. The studio working on the conversion is called 'Stereo D' and if you looked them up, it's the geniuses behind Avatar's visuals. They showed Shyamalan some footage of the conversion and he was impressed.

  • btw i love your videos jeremy keep them going your witty humor is really similar to mine and many people i know but about the cake and frosting thing; you said it 'if the cake tastes like shit the frosting wont make it better' but they must take a bite first; they must buy the ticket first and then realise the film is shit AFTER they have paid its all about business it sucks but thats the way life is.

  • This is turning into a seriously bad epedimic

    Here down under, they even had the friggin fottball in 3D

    It's like the world has come down with this 3D addiction-disease-thingy

  • SHUT UP! GODD YOUR SO ANNOYING! 3D IS AMAZING!

  • lmao!!! I agree, 3-D's starting to be an epidemic... But I have to admit, I would LOVE to see the BACK TO THE FUTURE TRILOGY in 3-D. That would be pretty sweet XD

  • That was the most delicious analogy of all time.

    Now im hungry...

    I pretty much cant disagree with any point in this video. I was hopping you would mention in the video that movies that were meant to be in 3D are fine, and you did.

    And I do like that you specifically used HTTYD as an example of a good 3D movie, I loved that one and AVATAR.

  • What do you think about the 3D HDTVs?

  • @DVDSandwich

    Probably the same thing.

    At least I feel the same way about them as he does about the movies. But really the only problem that could come to them is more movies and shows throw in a half assed 3D effect just to cash in on it. Right now the TVs themselves are rediculously overpriced

  • hahahahaha i like this guy

  • LMAO @ "oh the 2D hurt my eyes!"

  • icing in england:P

  • If you don't like the 3d format, then just go to the 2d format, that is what they do here in my city.

  • You're a SMEEEEE HEEEEE =P

  • all cake has to have frosting..

  • Great to see you're better. I imagined a worst case scenario with you dying or or losing your voice, and not being to watch your vids anymore. It was scary. Long Live Jeremy Jahns!!!

  • 3D works perfectly for CG movies, because they don't need 2 cameras to get it done, they do it all in software.

  • OMG I totally agree :)

  • Too true.The 3D conversion crap needs to end now and people should put their money where their mouths are and not pay to see them.

    I prefer 2D to 3D personally as 3D gives me bad headaches, watery eyes and darkens the picture. If I want 3D, reality is good enough for me ;)

  • i dont really watch your video i just like it when you throw a punch and "To subscribe to JEREMY click HERE" flashes in. it is the shit.

  • Its better if they meant the movie to be in 3D but if its converted to 3D AFTER the movies finished then its shit

  • JUMP CUTS

  • Umm.. the best one would have to be.. Cheesy pick up lines. Or this, but I've heard so much about 3D mania it wasn't new to me.. Though I do hope movie studio bosses will see this, 'cause I don't want avatar to be made into shitty 3D.. T.T

    But yeah, I choose cheesy pick-up lines 'cause what you said was all true.. And even if I liked some guy it's not something I'd like to hear from his mouth.. ugh.

  • u look like a zombie

  • Color and stereo sound were gimmicks too, at one point.

  • @SlippedDiscoPhoenix but they didn't film movies in black and white and then were converted in color afterward. they were filmed in technicolor

  • @falkundude True

  • Your voice sounds like your throat really hurts and your uvula is swollen. >: I hope it gets all better soon!

  • chessy pick up lines (because it needed to be said because it was ALL TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "don't frost your cake" hahahahahahhaha

  • well movie theatres gotta get their moneys worth they were dumb and bought all those 3d theatres,

  • Like them all can't pick, keep it up

  • Yeah the whole thing with 3d is total....wait, is that star wars battlefront 2 on your desk....nvm,what was I saying?

  • 3D = Guess what! We're using more money so WHY DONT YOU?! BUDGET-FUCKING FTW!

    ...also I see glasses behind you, you were glasses?

  • Are you gonna review the Last Airbender?

  • Aw, I can totally hear the difference in your voice here. I do agree with you, though. Some movies just aren't meant to be in 3D.

  • Yep, that pretty much sums it up. The only thing we can do now is NOT PAY FOR AIRBENDRER IN 3D! That's the only thing we can do to show them not to do 2D to 3D conversions.

    Whoever came up with the idea of conversions should die of cancer while being mauled by a bear on fire. Yeah, a flaming bear would be extra pissed off, too.

  • Tough. But i'm gonna have to go with "Cheesy Pick-Up Lines do NOT work"

  • i agreee with u 100000000000000000000 %

  • Jeremy, I love you and all but I will not hesitate to straight decapitate your ass if you make a grab for my brains. Nice cake analogy.

    Tonsillitis sucks was the best.

  • R U Turning into a zombie and trying to act cool about it?

  • Awwh i totally sympathise with your silly voice! You look tired too!

    Totally agree with the 3D stuff, its OK if they've really focused on it being 3D like Avatar.

  • This one was definitelly my favorite because as an Avatar fan it was something I could relate too.

  • I love your vids but seriously get some sleep

  • Shyamalan simply keeps on dissapointing me now. :(

  • Oh and my fave video of yours in the last 5 is the Superhero one. But they're all good. :)

  • I love your reviews! Hope you feel better soon. :)

  • the superhero thing, it gave me 1 hour online of laughing my balls off.

  • icing, icing, eh fuck it...haha and i totally agree with the 3d shit. some of it is just way too much. thanks for makin vids even when you're sick =p feel better!

  • 2:37 "Ah Fug it" - lol

    I'm know youre hurting bro, but I had to take at least one shot

    Get well soon

  • Can you post the bullshit facts video anyway? As a treat?

  • listen Jeremy, I think we've seen enough videos from you this week. you should rest. we can wait until you're better and don't sound like you don't have a tongue <3

  • man you look like shit

  • the superhero one made me want to wear tights.

  • My favorite was prolly the Cheesy pick-up lines one. Haha that was great. Thanks for vids man! I hope you feel better soon! :D

  • the fact that every video you have has like 1-5 thumbs down on it compared to hundreds of thumbs ups shows that you should have wayyyy more subs. Jeremy Jahns is the shit

  • @timsmithvideos Thanks man. I appreciate that. You guys are the man. or....mans.....men....ahhh you're all cool.

  • hahaha cake metaphors

  • YAY YOURE BACK! now u can see nightmare on elm street! i'm excited!

  • Nice to see you back, even though you never really left us. Hope your throat feels better soon though.

  • FUCK 3D

  • RealD is better. Forget 3-D.

  • Out of the last 5 days I'm gonna have to say this one is the best. Everything you said is what I have been trying to explain to my friends for the longest time! Now I can send them this video :D

  • im goin with the pick up lines episode

  • i wanna watch resident evil 4  in 3d

  • Hmm. I would say the one with the pick-up lines, just because that one made me laugh out loud. =P

    Don't strain yourself =O

  • DAMN!! Jeremy u r the best movie reviewer EVAR! i dont understand why u dont like have 100,000 subs!! I think ur youtube channel is best ! u got like 284+ and 0- on this video!!!!!!

  • Hmm. To choose between Pick-up lines or Real-Life Supes....? Do I choose a doofus who doesn't know he's a doofus, or do I choose the self-aware doofus? Well, it's a split decision, but the self-aware doofus is less fun to make fun of; Pick-up lines win the title.

  • lol yeah 3D is starting to be lame! blahhhh.

  • Uhh... Great video, but in the end, your hand gesture told us "Up yours", not peace... The other side next time...

  • @skrellman HA! I forgot about that. I have watched enough Red Dwarf to know that.

  • @JeremyJahns Red Dwarf is the greatest. But never in my life have I known an american that knows what it is :D I have infinitely more respect for you. On top of the infinite amount of respect that I already had for you for making awesome vids :) So infinite infinite respect for Jeremy :)

  • @AnimezingGirl Thanks. That is a great show. when I was growing up, we got it once a year in the form of a weekend long "Smegathon". Yeah....I didn't move from my couch at ALL.

  • As seen in interviews, James Cameron agrees with you. He ripped on Clash's conversion, said conversion on orders of the studio is BS, and it should be the director's decision only, and used from the start. The only exception having a long time for conversion, and a skilled team.

    Since he's the reason for the newest 3D craze, studios would listen to him. But instead of looking at WHY Avatar's 3D was well-received, they see "2.7 billion gross" and "3D" in the same sentence, and order conversions.

  • I think my fav video was the one about the pick-up lines cuz, apart from being very funny, it really made me wonder if they work or not... I've been asking all of my friends what they think about it since I watched your video xD I'll reach a conclusion soon :P

  • Superheroes ARe Real for deff

    If somebody starts beating the shit outta criminals areound here

    I'll know where to find em!

  • Close between this one and the superhero one.

  • I too think that 3D can be cool, if done right. It's really just the stupid, greedy studio execs that see what's trendy to do with films and just decide to add that in the last minute to their films, just to have a few extra bucks from everyone, and at the same time doing a disservice to the film's quality. Those who are blaming Avatar for this new craze are dead wrong. What we have to blame is corporate greed and short-sightedness that still plague many big-name studios.

  • Your videos make my day. Please keep making them! I can't say there's a certain video I prefer but your movie reviews/rants are great to watch.

  • I think this video was my favorite, either this one or the first video. Not sure

  • i still think ur hot.....from u were on LTA i can't get enough. I like all the videos equally cuz ur in all of them....

  • sounds like your tongue is numb, its so bullshit converting movies to 3D, so fucking bullshit

  • the pick-up lines and this 1 are my faves :)

  • The corporate executive guy- impression was hilarious, and kinda sad because that's exactly what has happened after Avatar exploded. I appreciate that you are doing vids while still recovering, but as others have said, take your time and rest.

  • My favorite had to be the tonsillitis sucks video just because of the awesome simile you used when talking about Satan's throat-fucking. Pure awesome.

  • Dude you look like a zombie....get some rest

  • now your voice sounds different!! i hope you get better soon :( im so glad you are so awesome to still make these greatastic vids though, let the happy pills come jeremy!

  • dude this one is my favorite, because I am sick of 3d and it's good to see ya back in action. Let your throat heal a little more man!

  • I liked the one about cheesy pickup lines. But more importantly, I like that vid because your friend is smokin' hot.

  • Hi Jeremy, I know is kind of off subject but I think you should change location for your not-red-background videos, because seriously are kind of boring, or probably is just the light, I don't know, Anyway just a tip if you like.

    Cheers.

    PS: BTW the best video of the 5 you did is the one of the pick up lines, I mean girls say that all the time but, seriously, chicks never know what they want, right?

  • With some 3D being rather poorly done, I hope that the technology gets better so that people don't walk out of the theater with a massive headache.

    Oh, and the cheesy pick-up line video was pretty finny ;D Though I liked them all.

  • Ahh so thats why you look all worn out. Dude get some rest. Don't want ya dying and not making anymore videos.

  • Cheesy pick-up lines was my fave out of the 5. But all of them were entertaining. I'll be waiting for your reviews!

  • Jeremy.. THE CAKE IS A LIE