Chuck Norris Facts

[alphex1000]

FACT Bruce lee kicked chuck Norris ass

[davetista]

@alphex1000 FACT Chuck Norris wore a Bruce Lee costume and forced Bruce Lee to where a Chuck Norris costume when this happened.

[alphex1000]

@davetista fact people worship him for no reason...

[davetista]

@alphex1000 That's your opinion and it may be true but there are infinite possibilities with Chuck Norris facts alone and some can be very funny.

[davetista]

@SuperWoodinator I apologize to Chuck Norris for my previous comment.

[FinalFantasyIXIIII]

a man once fought chuck norrris before he lost he made a deal with chuck it was that if chuck spared him the he could realese a plageon the world only chuck norris can survive...and that the story of justin beiber

[greatburritoxcursion]

Chuck Norris knows where Waldo is.

[Gangstazila]

the reason chuck norris has never had kids is because his sperm shoot like bullets

[SaraHazaweiner]

Never shoot a bullet at Chuck Norris, because it's gonna come back

[killomata27]

When chuck norris fought Mr. T and he deflected his roundhouse kick this was called the big bang.

[kirbybros130]

mr. t and chuck norris must be seperated or the world may explode!

[aris495]

-some kids piss their name in snow but chuck norris pisses his name in concrete

-chuck norris once got a boner while lying face down and he struck oil

-chuck norris doesnt cheat death, he wins fair and square

-chuck norris once visited the virgin islands, now theyre just called the islands

-chuck norris killed two stones with one bird

-chuck norris won a game of russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver

-evolution isnt real, just a list of creatures chuck norris allowed to live

[TheBl00dyBizkit]

wtf you talkin bout jokes these are facts!!

[davetista]

@TheBl00dyBizkit OH SH*T!! my bad! i must've been on something when i wrote that. i'm lucky to be alive cause chuck saw that mistake too.

[geanina3g]

once chuck norris made sex into a truck now that truck is known as Optimus Prime

[TheMrpapascotty11]

the first picture scares me

[TheMrpapascotty11]

chuck norris can watch the entire ice age movie

[Abyssflux]

Chuck Norris caught smallpox - and it was never heard from again.

[grooveslide]

All your base are belong to Chuck Norris

[smen343]

Jesus walks on water chuck Norris swims on land

[ThebrainCF]

chuck norris built the house where he born

[bulldogg1111]

chuck norris knows all the truths of life and those that he doesnt know he makes stuff up that becomes truth

[janaki5]

hahahha nice ones hahhaa

[arandomperson3]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he needs.

Chuck Norris was debriefed by a six-star General who had seen four wars, killed 600 men, and ate raw cactus for a snack and recognised him as a little kid he used to baby-sit.

[TheRisingforce2000]

chuck norris lit his piss on fire an invented the flamethrower

[YoungDre000]

Geico Insurance SAved 15% by Switchin to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish .

When Chuck Norris gets drunk, he doesnt throw up, he throws down.

Chuck Norris Never Retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.

Chuck Norris Doesnt Cut his yard, he just stands in front of it and says "Cmon I Dare You To Grow".

When Chuck Norris Looks In The Mirror, There is no Reflection, There Can Never Be 2 Chucks At The same Time.

Chuck Norris Beat the Sun in a Staring Contest.

[luckyhXckid]

chuck norris doesnt wear sun screen the sun wears chuck screen

[HanaBananaers]

Chuck Norris can dribble a football.

[cruz363]

Allen Iverson can dribble a football too

[rokclover54]

i think the mc hammer joke is funnier when told like this "mc hammer learned it the hard way that chuck norris CAN touch this" and some others are. when chuck norris does a pushup he's not pushing himself up he's pushing the earth down, they were going to carve chuck norris's face into mount rushmore but the granite wasnt hard enough for his beard, when the boodeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for chuck norris, and it looks as though i am outa room...want any more then reply=)

[risingforce1958]

chuck norris cant see himself brush his teeth because a mirror isnt worthy of casting his reflection

[THEJoePsyChyld]

Good video, like how ya put it together.

Favorited as one of the best =).

Was like, ok.. "where's the jokes?",

oh, "there they are!" woot. haha!

[Toasty278]

Chuck norris can stare phil collins in the face without going crazy.

[Toasty278]

how do you purify water? get chuck norris to touch it.

[arceus9000]

no thats holy water

[Toasty278]

oh that makes more sense.

[arceus9000]

lol

chuck norris breaks a leg b4 a performance 4 good luck

[Toasty278]

lol the earth doesn't really spin on its axis, chuck norris just uses the earth as a treadmill.

[ChristianDavis629]

John 14:3: And then from the Heavens cried the LORD: I am Chuck Norris.

[mikey39977]

i have walker texas ranger nightmares.....im scared! make the voices stop! PLEASE! lmfao but seriously, i do

[danielever99]

Chuck Norris's penis is two inches....From the ground

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse,Horse's are hung like Chuck Norris

[Frances3654]

!!!!all the jokes r FUNNY as hell!!!! =D

[biloreal]

How many Men does it take to take down Chuck Norris? None, because everyone has been taken down by Chuck Norris.

[biloreal]

How many real men are there in the world today? None, but 1, Chuck Norris. He beat up all of the men and told them they're women.

[ajatkinson2004]

chuck norris starts fires by rubbing his hands together really fast. Chuck norris doesn't read books, he stares them down tell they give him the answers.

[ajatkinson2004]

chuck norris goes deepsea fishing with his bare hands

[ajatkinson2004]

chuck norris can delete the recycling bin!

[rams199313]

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

[hilic3]

Most people fear the Grim Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him as "a promising rookie"

[Headbanger270]

They say that you can't go down Niagra Falls in a barrel and live. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a cardboard box.

[Z4buz4]

you forgot the best one..."Chuck Norris is actually dead...death just doesnt have enough courage to tell him!"

[barkthedog]

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris? all of it. chuck norris can touch mc hammer

[idkwhtmynameis]

chuck norris' tears can cure cancer... too bad he has never cried

[IdontlikeusingLOL]

Kids wear superman pajamas. superman wears chuck norris pajamas

[0AXEA0]

there is no theory of evelution only a list of animals chuck norris allows to live

[Artmonkey007]

Chuck Norris doesn't style his hair. It remains perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

[philjayya]

Chuck Norris needs not fear death; DEATH needs to fear Chuck Norris!