FORCED SPOONING! The Halfpipe Mattress

[TheBookworm1234]

But the light was REALLY OFF.

[gcploves1D]

HE'S TALKING ABOUT MY SCHOOL!! he was hilarious, seriously, if you ever get to hear him speak, he's amazing! (and at 1:07 you can see my sister's head, on the lower right lol) LAURALTON REPRESENT!!! kbye

[Nymphadora1028]

Step One: Go to 3:16

Step Two:Laugh.

[RunningForYou17]

My goodness. Your eyes...it's just not fair.

[AnaSaysSmile]

Your eyes are... amazing.

[rabbits4life11]

So were there not male teachers at the school either?

[gcploves1D]

@rabbits4life11 we have like 3 male teachers lol

[LeX648]

I can relate!!

[pixieprincess722]

I have been bugging my administration for like two years to have you come speak at my school. So many of your fans attend my school and I wish you would come speak for us! (Walt Whitman High School in Huntington, NY) <3

[supyal19]

balled

[TheLouiseWhalen]

The awkward moment when the top comments are 98% the same.

[superwoman3211]

Your. Eyes.

[oOKikiChanOo]

Awww aha dude I love yr eyes... Haha

[crespiflorez]

omg JOSH! I had NO IDEA you were at Lauralton. I graduated from there!!! I am kicking myself right now!! arrghghh!!!

[LinSkylersRonenan]

lol, INVASION! lol!

[raerja1]

do a video with toby turner and love yo hair and eyes

[HamstersInBlenders]

Your eyes are beautiful.

No homo.

[MarvmonkeyGames]

my god my sister goes to that school HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[AidanHU4L]

why is it that my comment got 228 thumbs and the top comments are at 68 and 18? Silly youtube :P

[madsterinuy12]

My friend saw you...We live in Fairfield...You rock...

[BigTimeRusher143]

Josh I would love if you would speak at my middle school! What do I have to do??

[WolvesOfMidnight24]

omg i go to an all girls school and its all true we do "AWW" alot! theres one mens room on the entire campus.

[KatisStrophic]

Who gave Josh coffee?

[567890dan]

CT REPRESENT! now just come to stamford, (possibly our school play willy Wonka) i would be so happy

[im19ice3]

I bet all those girls thought you were hot

[melliegirl18]

2:51 to 2:53 .... did your right eye change color? i could have swarn that i saw your eye change from blue to green and back again....

[modisp]

Comparison of crunches :) One of favorite.

[ForeverRememberable]

You have amazing eyes.

[QwickSCOPES]

the sound effect he made for waking up with his brothers face in front of him .. priceless xD

[craZgirl1091]

videos like these are why i subscribed :) thanks, josh! <3

[thebrittanyproject]

I go to an all girls high school... completely accurate hahah

[sou4a0]

Hookers make half pipe

[mizzpicklezz]

LOL..did he just say one of his brothers was a heat seeking missile?...OMG I just cried..LOL

[musicfan315]

You make me laugh SOOOOOOOO much :) and no worries I exaggerate too :)

[xxmjsbiggestfanxx]

Marry me? I love you. =)

[gallopgirl5522]

I go to Lauralton Hall and his presentation was AMAZING! I know all the girls here loved it.

[kiskas2121]

I was a bit concerned when the first words you said in a video called "forced spooning" were about how you were recently at an all-girls school haha ;)

[23lovelovelove23]

I absouletly adore you and your videos. You have a way of making people feel good and happy by just watching your videos/hearing your motivational speaker insight, so thank-you :)

[DiableJambeT]

My favourite vid is probably Glee for Math Nerds

[kingjulien86]

I miss out on a lot by not following your Twitter. I live in the town where Lauralton Hall is. It's pretty cool to have had a YouTube celeb visit our little corner of the world.

[KatieAtLarge]

You pretty much don't have pupils in this video. It's interesting.

[newcreation416]

make moar vids plz. I've already watched them all.

[thormaxtwo]

You should just kick your brother awake... Think about it, if he wakes up pissed, would he really blame an amputee for kicking him awake? That's just wrong on so many levels! Problem=solved.

[newcreation416]

Hey Josh, do you have a PO box?

[TPob53553d]

Hard to choose a favourite video of yours, Josh~ Seriously, a lot of them are my faves!

[newcreation416]

I like all of the videos.

[umbreonclan]

Ahahaha! You sir, are so hilarious and inspirational. Just reminding you. Also I rock out at the ends of your videos.

[CuPPieKaT]

....your eyes... are....amazing O.O ....

[myusernamerulezxD]

My favourite videos would be "Single shoes song" and "The girl who gave me a fake number" =)

[mini777llama]

My favorite video would be either "single shoes", or "this will blow your leg off part 1"!

[oliviafrancesxxx]

You make laugh so much:') mattress like a pipe! Your arms and shoulders looked great in this video... Just saying;)

[JesterImagination]

STORY TIME:

My friends bed used to be a twin, with a bed that folded from underneath. She moved them together and put on a queen sheet, so it looked like a queen size bed. I was sleeping at her house and I fell through the middle. Falling is the weirdest way to wake up.

[MissExcessive]

Best video, I spontaneously think of The Bow Tie :)

[becauseidreamedit]

the same thing happens when you sleep on a trampoline...I speak from personal expierience.

[iMacB00k]

i'm exaggerating... obviously

[MikiMizumiChan6]

Lol, I go to an all girls school as well and they are all like that XD

[JackRussell111]

I bet the brother he was talking about was Mathew :)

[minibubblesxox]

i have to pick a favorite....? um... i have no idea..

[lalalah147]

I'M ON THE EDGE! OF THE MATTRESS!!! AND I'M FALLIN ON THE FLOOR CUZ OF YOU!!!

I'M ON THE EDGE

THE EDGE

THE EDGE

THE EDGE

THE EDGE THE EDGE THE EDGE

I'M ON THE EDGE! OF THE MATTRESS!!! AND I'M FALLIN ON THE FLOOR CUZ OF YOU!!!

Lol based on 3:23

[theEmilyHaney]

I'm drawn in by the eyes but I stay for the words.

Intelligence and beautiful eyes LOOK OUT.

[Gerard2286]

Ur an inspiration dude! Love ur vids..I'm curious...what camera do you use?

[cutelilpoodleluver]

Giggle.

[DuctTapeDog]

Come back to CT!!!! Ahh! South eastern CT!!!! But yeah... My sister does the same thing as your brother. And she tells me to move over even more, off the edge of the bed..

[dupree512]

lol tits

[14lanicup]

I bought your book and now I can't put it down.

[YOitsNat]

You should come speak at my university in DC (American), we're mostly girls but you'll find the men's bathroom pretty easily.

[aussielover45]

your eyes GODDAMMIT!!

[Grunderbugley]

"Wherever you are in the bed, he's like a magnet."

I've gotten so used to my sister's clingy sleeping habits on trips that I build a wall between us out of pillows before ever turning out the light. I get my personal space (and avoid her murderous morning breath), and she gets something to attach to in the middle of the night. Everyone wins (except for whoever I wind up stealing the pillows from).

[1gracehall]

your eyes are crazy

[ifirun]

The bathroom you used is like the women's restrooms in the engineering building on my campus

[maureenasaurus]

I LIVE IN CT. IM JEALOUS CAUSE SOME OF MY FRIENDS FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL WENT TO LAURALTON HALL o_o

smh...

[Chocaz]

awww..... hihi.

[BeezyKid]

1:07 "Oh my god, I love him so much!" Hahaha, so cute.

[U2LedZep]

Hey Josh!

I'm in the middle of reading your book, and I have to say, I LOVE it! I generally dislike reading, but I really can't stop reading your book. Such an inspirational, moving story.

I'm so happy I came across your YouTube channel and your book. Hearing what you have to say has really changed some views I have and inspired me to be a better person.

Btw, you have amazing eyes :P

[whispersinmyheart0]

i laughed so much at the brother story :')

[derspells555]

IM ON THE EDGE OF THE MATTRESS, AND I'M HANGING ON THE HALF PIPE WITH YOUU.

[TheAvengeddonut]

I listened to your whole 5-hour audio book-thing in one go a couple of days ago. I couldn't stop. Such a moving story, and I'm going to talk about it with everyone I know! You have no idea how much I admire you as a person :)

[penny3852]

favorite js vid....the one there that guy slams himself into the back tf the van because he doesent have a weelchair ramp not to sound morbid about it but you guys just acted like it was normal and it made me laugh at your reaction =)

[Jenniefordummies]

Only in America would it be considered weird for a light to be off. I turn of the light when I leave public toilets all the time!

[tiktokfan5000]

You know, never have I seen such amazing eyes on a person before. Ive noticed a few videos where they are like... "WOW" Anyways.... Beautiful eyes, amazing hair, abs, great message, seemingly nice person(ality)... I <3 You.

[snowangel145]

3:15 EPIC face! That part made me laugh so hard!!

[TheMerdiff]

i had to watch this video twice, first time i just blankly stared into his eyes, 2nd time i learned he spoke at an all girls school and slept in a half pipe bed haha

[staybeautifulx12]

I go to an all girls school as well. Another thing you failed to point out is that anytime a guy/multiple guys come to visit, EVERYONE stares, points and whispers. Especially if they are an attractive guy like you Josh! Oh and I'm pretty sure we have one men's restroom in our entire school!

[Zefhyra]

When my family goes on trips, I have to sleep on a couch or cot because my mom gets mad at me kicking and moving so much, and since the only other people in my family are my brother and dad, my brother gets his own bed and my parents get one.... I'm left to whatever else we have.

[Lindsayface47]

My sister and her husband have their old queen mattress in their guest bedroom. They're weird, and in love, so they like to cuddle in their sleep (I'll never understand that), so that bed slopes as well. When my best friend came down here, we slept in there, and I would wake up to her strewn halfway across my body. It's a really good thing we're so close.

Pun intended.

[Lindsayface47]

I think something happened to me in the womb that made me less of a girl than other girls; I don't say "aww" pretty much ever. I laughed hysterically at the Free Fallin' part.

My sister is your sorority/debutante/lots of dress wearing type of girl. Me? Let's just say that if I were to wear a dress, and sit down, every guy sitting across from me would be socially required to buy me dinner.

I'm surprised that school has a men's room, and not just a faculty bathroom

[Beautytagger]

All the single shoes :D

[Gemzmith]

I missed this type of video :) These are my absolute favourite!

[TotalyNotAmerican]

@JoshSundquist , have you ever spoken for ana udience in england

[Sadgrase22]

Lol when you said Wollaton Hall I immediatly thought you meant a hall in Nottingham, England which is really close to where I live. Therefore I was really sad because I thought you came so close to where I live but I didn't get to see you. However, when you mentioned Connecticut I didn't know whether to be jolly because I hadn't missed you, or sad because you were no-where near me. Oh well, great video

[Onnorc11]

I'm not gonna be like everyone and want to fuck you for you eyes. I want to steal your eyes and have them.THEY SHALL ME MINE!!!!!! ^O^!!!

[JoeBreeVideos]

I have a brother who's exactly the same Hahahahah

Brothers, gotta love em lol

[munkrock99]

I'm SO jealous of Ashley Samsonite!!!

[rigostar14]

My girlfriend doesn't like colored eyes......i wish i had colored eyes.

[FruityMelody]

Your. eyes. Let's get married!!

[gigiispretty123]

i think he was sitting in a spinny chair

[rbolton2010]

I got 3 things to say.

1) 95% Of all viewer comments on your video include the words "Your/His Eyes"

2) The video made me LMAO

(Josh I love you & all so don't get mad a number 3)

3) Got a nice bald spot there going there! ;) 2:27

(I still love yo face so don't get mad your awesome-ness is amazing!)

[SMFAHForLife]

I live in CT and kinda wish I went to that school now (well, other than the fact that I'm not Catholic) but either way, I'm glad you liked our state :)

[cvetinkababe]

OMG I laughed so hard! I love you, man!

[XBlueJewelX]

hey josh, are you the oldest child?

[Kionsuu]

your eyes~

they remind of draugr

i don't mean that as an insult btw :P

[RRRRRRodriguez123]

you...eyes..are so....BLUUUUUUEEEEEE!!!! :D <3

[bettyliu611]

Thanks again for coming to LH :D

[IXPwnSauceXI]

Its matt or uhhh oooh umm... Luke?

[countrygirl25820]

I just wanted to say, on the last couple videos I've been one of "those" youtubers and I complained about how all your videos lately have been updates regarding audiobooks, word art, etc, and how I missed your more personal vlogs with stories. I know you didn't post this simply because of those comments, and I don't even know if you saw them, but thanks for this video! I love your personal stories where we can be more connected to you and see your sense of humor, which I love :D

[me28952]

I think he only has one brother

[cmoney3277]

@me28952 more than one

[enapeculiar]

I would skip all of my classes if you came to my school just so I could watch your speech (for some reason only freshmen get to watch speeches), but I'd be so shy to say hey to you afterwards! ;~;

[MCRdeathupsessed]

i remember when i started you, i never knew you only had one leg because of your camera angle, not even the song at the end made me think you had one leg, i just thought it was a cool song, and then in one video i think you were going to show us your pants for some reason and u jumped in front of the camera, and i was like wait what?? went back and saw that u only had one leg and , was like ooooooh cool! and i've been an even bigger fan ever since..... just thought I'd share :D

[hopingforfame101]

omfg i was laughing my ass off when you were talking about your brother

[elirusso18]

My friend goes to loralton hall. I would have gone but last time you said in Penn . :,(

[lazarin15]

i get embarrased when i speak to alot of ppl, i start shaking.

[blackslay552]

@lazarin15 should just whip out your dick then the shakes can take over and you only have to do half the work.

[kenzie0304]

My friend just asked me if your eyes were fake haha

[Coloradosouth]

you just explained what vacation with my brother is like in a hotel bed!

[mmhmm2121]

WOOOOO LAURALTON!!!!

[foliagegirl1010]

Bald spot?

[cheddar07]

WHY ARE YOU SOOO SEXY!!!!

[Need4Speed5000]

It's true...we do say AWWWW very easily...we can't help it!

[AidanHU4L]

Am I the ONLY one that always sings along with the amputee song at the end? :)

[classymentalitee]

@AidanHU4L Nope!

[Cadenzal]

@AidanHU4L Nope. Me too :D

[NobodysOffTheHook]

@AidanHU4L Yes. Seek help.

[dramafreak0923]

@AidanHU4L i sing it 24/7

[emmasue909]

i cant stop staring at your eyes.

[JELLYS1AP]

Lol 3:15

[AnnaBlanca]

im from lauralton. best speaker weve had

[cuzmusicismylife]

im from lauralton..lol sorry for all the awkwardness xD



[Anotherwizard312]

your eyes <33 they're so pretty.

[sweatglitterattitude]

my school! we love you josh! come back soon <3

[goldiloks82]

i saw you on a commercial the other day!

[singerrock1213]

I from CONNECTICUT!!! i actually know some girls that go to Lauralton Hall so i gotta ask them if they remember you.

[MadAsAHatterMakeup]

OBVIOUSLY you did fine at an all girls school. look in a mirror.

[istillwantmore321]

I <3 your eyes. lol

[konohasorangesheep]

I had a halfpipe mattress at a hotel once. I kept sliding in towards the middle where there was this really cold plastic square, and I only had one sheet so I was freezing the whole night. Needless to say, I called them the next morning and asked for a new mattress and some blankets =)

[MissEmilyElise]

You should have taken a pic of the bed!!

[MrQuoteMan]

The title sounds dirty...

[MrQuoteMan]

Wanna' come to Canada?

Imma' need to do a lot of convincing...

[mjsrocks97]

HIS EYES!

[skatemusiclove]

i cant get over your eyes!!!!!

[LChristean]

I love how seriouse you get about the matress. I laughed:D

[princessofweird]

u seem very happy!! i like it :) and lovely eyes :)

[spanishproject20]

omg!! i didnt know you came to lauralton!! i live in connecticut and know a few girls that go there! so cool! im jealous i didnt get to come see you!!

[mhazz2014]

AAHH im so happy you mentioned Lauralton! :)

[iloveseattle123]

marry me?

[Gamingjgirl1]

I wish you could speak at my school!

[MeganEscamilla1]

HIS EYES ARE SO DARN BLUE! i love it!

[SynesthesiaSoup]

Men's room :)

[jwdesign336]

you got some blue eyes

[FflurDavies]

You remind me of a guy called Toast in the movie Holiday in The Sun.

[msmcgregor]

Favourite video is probably... KISS MISS! Or the one where you answered my Brittany Glee dancing question with Luke Conard <3

[alsuper2]

Josh! I go to an all girls school and every single person in the room would absolutely love you!

[SoUtterlyIrrelevant]

If you ever come to Australia I'd definitely get my school to hire you. :D

[xpericfilms]

Surely in the men's room problem you could just use the disabled toilets no?

I forgot that you're an amputee when I wrote that, I just remembered...

[InsanityByThePenguin]

2:50 i died... Anyway, I just ordered your book (paper-back. there were 13 hardback left in stock. knowing my luck, I wouldn't get it) and I can't wait to get it. you're awesome!

[Ayshafr]

You should come to my all girls school. I've been wanting you to come. But I'm not in the student council or anything. ndsjknfsdkjjfn. I WILL GET MY SCHOOL TO HIRE YOU.

[musicfreek27]

That's my school! It was such a great speech, we all loved it :)

[1997cuaco]

what happened to ashaley?

i dont know how to spell

[roamy83]

Let me just be the hundredth girl to say, ZOMG UR EYES R PURDY :)

[coleisaphosphate]

Comment question: I would say all of the Math Nerds ones, those are pretty awesome.

[coleisaphosphate]

@Funkyappeltj What did you ask/say that Josh responded to?

[GriffinWolf2008]

I wish my school would hire you

[susieq242]

Man, I'd love to share that matress with Johnny Depp, lol. Oh well, won't ever happen.

[AwesomeVideos40]

Josh, I'd like you to come to my school, but right now the school magazine only accepts voluntary speakers- though I understand that for you to fly out here would obviously cost money. What if we were to skype you?

[katrin15]

I don't think there are eyes bluer than Josh's...

[cartoongalaxy]

You are so gawjuss

[GirlyGirlLove426]

There is only Two mens room in the school. We only have four male teachers

[kzebras10]

HOUSE TORE!!!!!!!!:)