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  • 2:10 my life in 2 words

  • This is why I live in a single!

  • i have the same roommate for the past 2yrs and shes the zombie mins the fact she wants my brains

  • but...that was only five :|

  • I think the ghost is the best. I wish I had a ghost :(

  • I got the zombie and the ghost this year

  • They should've done something with the letters on the fridge at 0:58

  • May it was Cthulhu?

  • Well I'm living with a robot and an alien. I'm a zombie, so I guess we're a horror movie.

  • the alien made me lol sooo much

    

  • SO I should be in college this fall and I never once thought or considered what my roommates would be like

  • @TheGoose45 It's what I live in fear of.

  • We all relate, so I guess we're all monsters.

  • You guys forgot the werewolf: During the day he seems to be a normal college student, but at night, he taps into supernatural amounts of energy and remains a complete beast throughout the night

  • @VlRGlL This description fits me like a glove.

  • @VlRGlL This might be me.......well as long as I am not the Zombie

  • so unbearably accurate; I don't think there is such thing as a normal roommate. If roommate compatibility corresponded with my future romantic compatibility, I'm fucked.

  • holy giant spider whata black afro :D

  • why is the alien black???

  • The Alien? Try "The Queequeg".

  • @Winter12345100 Too few people read "Moby Dick" anymore to get the pun.

  • @2wingo

    Unfortunately true.

  • I laughed my ass off at the "alien"

  • and thats why u joina frat!

  • I want more the six!

  • i like these 6 "blank" clips i want more!!

  • They forgot the zergling.

  • HAHAH ONLY 5 MONSTERS FUCK YOU COLLEGE HUMOR I FEEL GODLY

  • nope I like living alone, I can always buy a flash light and a baseball bat. I might even get a gun *shoots own foot* oh god! oh god it hurts so much!

    ...ok maybe not.

  • am da vampire no sun at morning no food allday and girls evry night :3

  • what is TP?

  • @xXxDaNiShFoX46xXx tissue paper :)

  • @stationeryass toilet paper man....

  • @xXxDaNiShFoX46xXx toilet paper

  • why is the black guy the alien???

    

  • Oh man, I am totally a ghost.

  • -Shows zombie roommates room.

    -Look behind me at my room

    Guess I know which one I am.

  • I had a zombie roommate who turned out to be an absolute dickhead.

  • This sums up the last six roommates i had.

  • No, no, you guys. There IS 6. The Robot, The Ghost, The Vampire, The Alien, The Zombie and The Rapist Probably Hiding In Your Closet at the end! =D

  • Did anyone notice his journal at 1:57 sais "Die with me my Queen! "

  • I was hoping for the last guy to be a mummy (the guy with bondages over himself, originally from egypt) (I sure hope i spelled that stuff correctly... IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN! :)

  • Hearing a noise in the house when there's someone else there: eh, it's probably just my cat or the wind or something.

    Hearing a noise in the house when you're alone: HOLY FUCKFARTS IM GONNA DIE!!!!!

  • *loud cracking noise from the kitchen*

    Me: Satan is that you??

    Satan: NO OMG!

    Me: WE ARE FUCKED!

  • @shozanah101 Why did Satan say "Oh My God"?

  • I'm probably the zombie but I can't say for sure

  • i lol'd SO much at the alien]

  • I lived with a zombie for 4 years before I finally shot him in the head (told him to move out)

  • There are only 5 monsters?

  • I had the alien last semester...

  • the alien is the funniest.

  • Thank God, I'm a girl. Girls roommates are not remotely as creepy.

  • @MDOffred but they live this bloody red sticky stuff on the floor....

  • @MDOffred Oh, yes we are. We just have other variety of monsters

  • THIS VIDEO TALKS ABOUT THE CAST OF THE SECRET CIRCLE

  • how about a three way, .then a four way.. then stay in bed all day eating cake. :D

  • did anyone realize there was only 5?

  • @kyuubicat5 it says in the description that the mummy lives off campus ;)

  • I have a paper due tomorrow...

  • id be the ghost or vampire lol

  • I would be the ghost.

  • I'm the zombie.

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  • does anyone know who went to NYU from college humor?

  • totaly a ghost myself.

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  • o and you forgot money grubber and those who wont LEAVE! and wont pay there side of the rent

    and forces u to get the truck to help her move out and makes u and your family help move her out

  • im the zombie (sadly) tho I dont make u help me with school unless i have no were else to turn And i dont take your work other then that im that one

  • is this true..?

  • @Shadowdarkie Sadly, yes...

  • knowing my bad luck id get one of those ridiculously girly barbie doll type girls..

  • @Cheerbabeforeverable with that nick I guess you are the one u r describing

  • @bryoneill11 because im a cheerleader? because im confident?

    fuck off, mate

  • The alien is fucking hilarious.

  • did i only count 5 monsters? :S

  • @sethmarongg the no more monsters counted as 1

  • @sethmarongg the sixth monster is the ghost

  • @sethmarongg the sixth was yourself i think

  • @sethmarongg I think the Sixth monster is your own mind...

  • @sethmarongg #6 was no roommate

  • i'm the vampire room mate XD

  • Cthulu, lol.

  • lol call the vampire to fight Cthulu!

  • My roommates are a mixture of robot and ghost. it is actually quite nice.

  • "Plate crash" What was that? Probably nothing, just a burglar, Demon, Freddie Crouger, Catolo SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!! Dude i fucking cracked up XD

  • is the last one yourself?

  • vampire looks like drake just sayin

  • Right now I have the room all to myself. The roommate I have before doesn't seem to fit any of these categories.

  • @twilightwindwaker Then that mean only one thing...!!! that YOU are one of the categories!! tun tun tun!!!

  • @dalesalsa Well except for the fact that the bed I have is only suitable for one person at a time. I also don't have a bunch of girls over or eat like a pig on my bed.

  • The Alien also can be a person that does meth, it's one hell of a drug. It really fucks people up

  • thats a big dorm

  • @awhitesoul

    Let me put this as nicely as I can... I strongly disagree.

  • there's only 5

  • Do you think the robot sees you as the zombie.

  • @markloda or the inverse

  • I think id have a good laugh crashin with the alien.

  • alien looks like dave chapelle hahaha

  • KUTHULU!!!!!!!

    

  • Does the robot look like a young Arnie to anyone else?

  • My favorite part "Maybe you'll give the Vampire a call" lol

  • Wait did you have a run in with cathullu to

  • Wish I was in College/Uni so I would properly understand these jokes :(

  • Of course the black guy has to be the alien.

  • Cthulhu man, fucking Cthulhu!

  • im a zombie but a alien when i have too much candy. AHHHH!

  • I like the alien. He is funny

  • I'm the vampire.

  • There is 5 of them

  • @Saniguy9000 Adn the six was the single room

  • I was the alien...

    "Yeah I'm eating dry plain oatmeal while playing my nintendo 64... don't you?"

  • they forgot the warewolf, a guy that acts normal and responsible all week but when the moon rises on friday he turns into a rampaging beast. And when you wake up saturday neither you or him can explain why the place is a torn apart mess and why his cell phone is in the fridge.

  • @adamw3234 hangover lol

  • @adamw3234 same as vampire

  • @adamw3234 theres more chance youll have this than the ghost

  • @adamw3234 way to spell werewolf wrong, man

  • @swagman737 Hey,idiot capatalize the w in way also, end that sentence with a period like so.

  • @sorrywasthatyourarm The word idiot should be before the comma and there should be a space between the comma and the next word. What's the moral of the story? Neither of you should correct other people unless you're certain that you can write a proper sentence.

  • can there be mixtures? cause i thin k im like the ghost zombie and alien.

  • heh heh....i am so excited for college now

  • CTHULHU!

  • Cthulhu!!!! hhahahaa

  • my room mate's a hybrid between the ghost and zombie.

  • is it possible to have a ghost/zombie/alien roommate all at once???? because that's him in a nutshell

  • @2dtrack How would you know hes an alien if he is a ghost??????? ...Bitch

  • @Sonyphilia scientology

  • @2dtrack Oh shit your right...

  • ahahhahah omg the alien...

  • You forgot the Werewolf. The student with duo personalities. He is helpful but also such a jackass!

  • @NickWarlordGR Hahaha you got me perfectly

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  • 2:12 best bit

  • Lo mighty Cthulhu be raiding yon fridge

  • I certainly had a ghost/zombie roommate and a robot at the same time.

    I think the robot played online games 90% of the time while the ghost one only spent a maximum of 3 days in the room.

  • vampire... guilty as charged. Although I only ever brought home one victim.

  • Damn I Hate 3:36 It's like jerkin off during porn and they suddenly show the guy, It RUINS the RHYTHUM!

  • if u pause at 1:57, he writes die with me my queen. To me that is weird

  • The Call Of Ktulu

  • LOL I had the ghost as a roommate, except I saw him a bit. I also had a zombie robot hybrid... I was a bit of a zombie myself...

  • I meet be a zombie... I feel terrible...

  • I had alot of roomates who were zombies. Super messy and would fall asleep anywhere.

  • I think my Roommates' a ghost, he's never around as much.

  • 3:27 QSU? What state starts with "Q"?

  • @SexabIe Quendelton State University from their other university videos

  • These "The Six"s are the next best thing since the POV series!

    Hopefully they won't go down the same lonely road...

  • Alien was the funniest!!

  • you:so your from

    alien:bcaaaaawwwwwwgeeeee

    you:-____-

  • But what kind of monster is me?

  • I'm the vampire, except I eat alot.

  • I'm something between the Ghost and the Vampire :D

  • lol i'm the zombie

  • the six is no monsters which is a little contradicting

  • even zombies plank

  • Am I the only one that noticed there are only 5?...

  • funny each room monster are living in my house now.. lol

  • Robot = The anal retentive student

    Ghost = The student with opposite schedules

    Vampire = The complete night owl student

    Alien = The foreign student

    Zombie = The total burn-out student

  • @luis2626 Luis2626= The guy who needs to analyze and explain it to everybody else.

  • @luis2626 i have a vampire and a zombie atm

  • @luis2626 thats only five

  • id rather live by myself turns out i get stuck with a vampire slash zombie slash alien

  • Arnold in his college days

  • The Ghost LMFAO!!

  • I'm a pretty solid ghost-alien.

    Ghost = flute performance major

    Alien = music composition major

  • love how the aline is black

  • out of all the different roommates (not counting having a single) i think i would go with the vampire or the ghost.........

  • first roommate looks like arnold

  • LMAO at 2:28