Harry and Paul - Clarkson Island

[cindy8918]

lool Cause life is a game

[6LuxSp]

LoL I love this video, not because i hate Jezza.. It's just that, the video magnifies his characterization, in a cynical way, that is really Clarkson-ish. I reckon even Clarkson would love this video, because unlike those who hate him, he and us his fans, knows how to take a laugh when there's a joke, about us. After all it's just a joke LoL. Don't take them seriously..

[WorthingStProjects]

The Clarkson lying down at 4:27 actually looks like him lol

[Samyaza69]

you guys are a bunch of looser ... no talent at all. I didn't even smiled!

[Redletterstv]

LOL!

[Samyaza69]

You guys are so pathetic! J.C. is a great journalist you are just jealous!

[Jothebro1]

@Samyaza69 Do you know what the word journalist means?

[Samyaza69]

@Jothebro1 yes, do you?

[73NEILB]

Bloody brilliant! This is spot on! 

[Generation1Terrorist]

i hate jeremy clarkson, he's such a tosser

[onedOLlarDuDE]

friggin typos... I meant "Jeremy Clarkson needs to see this".

[HaniiPuppy]

@onedOLlarDuDE No, * "Jeremy Clarkson needs to the whole sketch"

:D

[onedOLlarDuDE]

Jeremy Clarkson needs to this xD

[jazmyn594]

anyone else notice it's shaped like a car :3 lol

[jazmyn594]

2000th to comment!

[peacefrog1916]

Clarkson = Cunt.

[stealthsuit58]

"OOOOOHHHH MYY GGOOODD" lmao..

[TheInfidelis]

I saw this in a bar. Good British humor and Australian beer.

[survivalwolf97]

00:45 . looks more like james may & richard hammond to me. :)

[TheJosapappa1000]

i just liked this

[MrPekisha]

Beginning is theme song from The Monty Python's Flying Circus

[mattraybould1]

clarkson 5 lmao

[moham7ad]

OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! my stomach hurts

[tortoise117]

Ohh My GOOOOOD

[900GTi]

C'mon Clarksey

[smithy17000]

is that we pause...in the middle...of our sentences

[mxzysptlik]

Lmao triple denim disaster

[TenshixXxAkuma]

It's apt, Clarkson wanted to be known as "Massive Penis" after all.

[Winga181]

Theres even a mini clarkson!

[Winga181]

Lol



[123Snowy456]

Favourite video ever

[DaleWF10]

Anyone else think that Clarkson Island looks like a rampant rabbit?

[BrianBadonde9]

@DaleWF10 Looks like a car to me.

[montecarlomusic]

AJAJAJA AWESOME VIDEO, CLAAARKSON ISLAND

THIS HERE IS A MASERATTI QUATTROPORTE.... AJAJ

CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL

[brapbrapbingbing]

In the woorrrlddd

[sharkey500]

Watching topgear on dave right now and they just showed this little clip :L

[VTS1337]

OOHHH MYY GODDD???

[sumi29379]

lol sensual and artistic!

[rankingtrevor]

Where can one buy 'De-gay' spray from to get rid of all the queers in central London LOL

[SplitDemonIdentity]

@rankingtrevor Good thing James May lives in Western London huh?

[AdamTOful]

Jeremy is the best <333

[GetThemAllBack]

Monty Python theme ftw!

[townsjim]

love those wigs

[bboltik]

There are more Clarksons here, than there are lesbians at a whole foods shop.

[americanu197]

in the whirrld

[BlueKewne]

the guy at 0:44 is more like James May...and the guy at 0:35 is more like Richard Hammond....

[cooly87]

my god...THIS ISLANDS GONE MAD!

[DancingFajhita]

the first guy is a proper raspberry.

[DancingFajhita]

that guy is a proper raspberry.

[NBS1985]

That Stig is almost the same size as American Stig and Rig Stig

[ivangrozny27]

why not just put down the gay ones?....you know Clarkson would

[BajingoESB]

Hello Jeff

[oiiiyou]

145 people are on a diet of raw meat and nonsense;)

[ackoli]

Fuck these fucking fuckers

[MisterCaptainDamnit]

.........IN THE WORLD!

[thatkindofguy234]

haha I fucking pissed myself at the James May one XD!!! the hair and shirt makes it perfect XD

[americanu197]

ooohh we need more of that degay stuff

[ambientvertigo]

@americanu197 I need to be able to buy it off the shelf at Walmart, got a few ideas....

[HeelofTim]

"...but the vast majority will end up on DAVE.'

XD

[krayzeejojo]

"...Their wooly hair gets clogged up and all their shit gets comes out their mouth" LMAO

[allfreakedout799]

OH MY GOD... I'M A SLAPHEAD

[aljoshabre]

watch?v=Cn8Pua5rhj4

[kidehilario]

hahaha damn

[RandomoGaming]

Best Video EVER... In the world!

[guesswho100100]

@RandomoGaming I believe the correct phrase is 'LITERALLY the best video EVER... I the world'

[up69]

dem hair

[Tomahawk1505]

That HAS to be the beach where Coldplays Yellow was shot!

[iliveonjupiter]

Thumbs up if youre here from Harry and Paul

[wantedchalupa69]

... in the woooooorld

But Clarkson sayed

"the best.... .... ... in the world"

The pause is longer xD

[n350sl]

................... in the world.........

[n350sl]

i am on an island...i n the world

[niebells]

....

[Supermassively]

I'm not in the UK. Can someone explain the joke that asylum seekers try to ticket your car? Why would they do that?

[TTaido]

@Supermassively Rofl! Ever met an Englishman giving out parking tickets? hahahahahahah

Funny.

[Supermassively]

@TTaido I don't know. I don't live in the UK.

[686silverpigeon]

and on that bombshell its time to favourite

[90tctomchass25]

ehm i am an uk girly

[Kurio71]

DeGay

[Radz117]

The 4th dude on here is so incredibly untalented from what I've sen of him. His impressions are always sub-par.

[sunonthewindow]

I love Harry Enfield, but Paul Whitehouse can't act!

[tjf4375]

@sunonthewindow I would have said the other way round if anything - in fact, it has been said that Paul Whitehouse is one of the UK's greatest comedy actors working today. This sketch doesn't do him justice at all, but have a look at some of his fast show stuff, especially Rowley Birkin QC :)

[n350sl]

this is the funniest video... in the world.

[TRiNCiPT]

IN THE WORLD

[ovliquevideo]

double-like this!!!

[MASTBRANDONTHEBOSS95]

2:09 OW MY GOD IMMA SLAPHEAD!

[mariodude345]

the clarkson 5 :L

[polio4]

This is the most expensive model car in the world

watch?v=cAtztf-G0lM 

[mittu66]

DEGAY spray.

[snoop35L]

ohhhh my good I'm a slap head!

[dimplelaalaa]

FOR CE!

[jongeddes09]

this might very well be the greatest video i've ever seen on youtube! too funny

[mastersgta1]

WOW! Clarkson is an iconic figure!

[klassetompa]

we pause....in the middle............

[Nyansmudge]

@Nyansmudge i mean this is the funniest vid....... in the world :P

[harryd456]

hahahahah

[theFATboyslim13]

Jeremy Clarkson... what a legend!

[qotsaandsoadfan1]

degay

[auris13]

The world is the largest thing IN THE WORLD

[paintballman79]

? face ?:/

[DK81344]

Clarkson ether made 143 youtube accounts or he hit the dislike button 143 times!

[nakedmambo]

Enfield does Clarkson's intonation better than John Culshaw of dead ringers. His James May is brilliant. Those two Clarkson voice clones, Hammond and May, are a pair of tits.

[nateisbord2]

5 east!

[Gggmanlives]

who the hell would dislike this?

[gnarskater75]

HAHAHA if you type "in the world.." in the search bar this is the first thing you get! YouTube knows Clarkson too well

[auris13]

There are 142 Clarkson haters IN  THE WORLD

[MartianTom]

@auris13 143

[ChUkZzxDReVeNgE]

@Thegoldstarman HE IS WHAT WE IN THE REAL WORLD KIDDY CALL A FAGGOT MAKING A LIVING OFF OF A STERIOD ENHANCED CHILDHOOD AND GOING ON A MAKE BELIEVE FIGHTING SHOW TO KICKSTART HIS SHITTY CAREAR, AND KID I DON'T NEED "HEROES" LIKE YOU ADMITTIDLY PEOPLE WHO I ADMIRE FOR WHAT THEY HAVE ACHIEVED BUT THE FAGGOT HAS ACHIEVED NOTHING .. I MAKE MY OWN WAY IN LIFE UNLIKE YOU STILL SCROUNGING OFF MUMMY AND DADDY IN 20 YEARS TIME WHEN YOUR 30 .. YOU INSULTS JUST USE SWEAR WORDS JUST SHOWS LACK OF INTELLECT

[edouard1207]

"in the world!"

[hotleadPRODUCTIONS]

the chocletier clarkson island kevin and perry:go large the scouses anything ive seen with harry and paul in it has been absaloutly aawsome so fun ny

[EniGmaShotz]

ohmygod i'm a slap 'ed!

[jamietje]

-gay- this is my favorite car

[chriscampbell84]

After watching this video I was laughing so hard I got an asthma attack, the hiccups and was crying. Hilarious!

[MissReibot]

I love the other two Clarksons examining the Maserati at the same time.

[tjf4375]

@MissReibot Heh he I'd never noticed that before, that's hilarious!

[Maca68]

The Clarkson at 0:50 with the long hair looks like James May.

He must have infiltrated the island.

[S0RREN]

@Maca68 Yeah, and the other one at 0:50 is Richard Hammond. When I saw this for my very first time, I also did not get this joke.

[topgearfan1234567]

'James May' :')

[GOcgyFLAMESgo]

Dave is an awesome channel, james, richard and jeremy are in 99% of the shows

[bloodfurycon]

oh my god im a slaphead

[AVNGxWarlord]

Some people say this is just a parody of Jeremy Clarkson, but all I see is hundreds of Jeremy Clarkson's :D

[J4CKTILLY]

Gay

[madandyb]

@J4CKTILLY That's what DeGay is for!!

[anonymousollie]

Watching top gear on dave now and I just saw a little bit about it :'D

[HowToJustCause2]

@anonymousollie Ha ha me too.

[chrisakky]

@anonymousollie Lol me to !!! And it's very realistic!!!

[ChUkZzxDReVeNgE]

Thumbs Up If Top Gear Brought You Here

[Thegoldstarman]

@ChUkZzxDReVeNgE shut up you twat

[ChUkZzxDReVeNgE]

@Thegoldstarman Calling Me A Twat ... Lol Looking At Your Comments Buddy Boy Your A Sad Brock Lesner Fan Who Is Hated By Your Comments You Have So I'd Shh If I Were You

[Thegoldstarman]

@ChUkZzxDReVeNgE you ARE a no brained twat stick them thumbs up and whats wrong with bock lesnar? at least he is a real man your hero is probably lady gaga

[Supermassively]

@ChUkZzxDReVeNgE Stop whoring for thumbs up to satisfy your childish craving for artificial online popularity.

Thumbs down.

[ChUkZzxDReVeNgE]

@Supermassively Your Just Jelous Mate, It's A Laugh So Just Get Over It, Seems That You May Not Have Much Of A Life To Try To Put Me Down By Your Ridiculous Statement. Your What We People Who Are On This World For A Laugh Call A "Troll" So Chill Your Jets And Admit The Statement Was Right Instead Of Trying To Start A Pathetic Arguement To Feed Your Childish Obession For Attention

[toupe454]

142 Clarksons thought this was the worst video ... in the world.

[gurupersada]

@thagrammarnazi clarkson has sees this

[thagrammarnazi]

I pray to god Clarkson sees this :)

[irangeles]

@thagrammarnazi They show it on an episode of Top Gear

[thagrammarnazi]

@irangeles Fucking hell i've got to see that, got a link mate?

[simpsonsim07]

@thagrammarnazi Get Dave

[thagrammarnazi]

@simpsonsim07 Got Dave, just never seen the episode on there for some reason.

[nelgy69]

@thagrammarnazi it was on this morning haha, just youtube it,.. for me it comes in the suggestions collumn on the right

[thagrammarnazi]

@nelgy69 Huh, it doesn't for me weirdly, and it's alright that other guy sent me a link

[Brendan9895]

@thagrammarnazi its during Harry enfields SIARPC

just search Harry Enfield on top gear in youtube you should find the SIARPC clip

[thagrammarnazi]

@Brendan9895 I saw it roughly after the first four people that replied to my first statement lol

[Maca68]

@thagrammarnazi He said his son watches it "every hour". :P

[thagrammarnazi]

@Maca68 Haha, coooool

[jeremy915111]

does anyone else think that the clarkson farm looks kinda like the stig farm?

[Followingalegend]

@jeremy915111 Thats because.... its the most same looking farm.... in the world!

[2muchninja]

142 Clarkson saw this and hated it

[AlexDupreeTV]

This was on Top Gear when Jeremy was interviewing Harry Enfield. He said that the impressions were entirely wrong. Still fucking hilarious though.

[AlexDupreeTV]

@jesper9898

Well done, do you want a sticker?

[R33Racer]

@jesper9898, Looks like 122 slipped their mouse somewhat.

[eastos73]

@jesper9898 oh no shit sherlock :S

[skeletorphd]

Is Clarkson still like this?

Doesn't seem like it anymore.

I kinda miss that.

[jakechitty1]

This is great

[IIberky0o]

@jesper9898 kosher idiot

[MReed619]

that was the funniest thing....in the world



[munggipossu]

Whicker island...

[daawesomenick999]

i watched this like 500 times and laugh everytime (like if ur the same ;)

[ozaki141]

Mini Clarkson = Richard Hammond

Hippy Clarkson = James May

[mohit1224]

@jesper9898 and its looks a merc SLR

[crendela]

Gay Clarkson has to be based on Alan Carr lol

[emilynch97]

this is where i go when im sad... this is so funny... when james may comes on i lose it and cack up

[lips973]

this is my FAVOURITE CAR! hahaha

[Yora21]

The greatest island ...in the WORLD!

[IcyViking]

This is the most annoying video... in the world

[BTCCCrazyAlan]

Don't worry, Stig will sort them out

[TheSuhod]

Ooooh my Goooood

[RustiSwordz]

The Hippy Clarkson looks like James May! 

[willguice11]

@RustiSwordz :O REALLY! Because its not as if that's the joke. If your being serious your completely thick, if your are troll, then fuck off you sad little fucker

[RustiSwordz]

@willguice11 Give me a big wet kiss you big hunk you.... kissy kissy kissy.... XXX

[RustiSwordz]

@willguice11 Do you like being rude to people, i made a mistake, so chill out OK, its not the end of the world, by calling me a fucker you just demonstrated to the world that you are a pig ignorant bastard. I'm thick your pig ignorant and you still owe me a kiss big boy...

[willguice11]

@RustiSwordz So you call me rude, and you go on to call me a "pig ignorant bastard". So go fuck yourself you contradictory cunt.

[RustiSwordz]

@willguice11 Aww he's feeling insecure, group hug everyone, Ahahahahaha!