Anoj Talks - How I Lost My Driving License

[MonsterxHalo]

I don't have a license and the cops came to my door and said I was under arrest and that I'm going to jail... I'm 14

[Zemat4]

This argument underneath is confusing.

[TheB00Mh3adsh0t]

So, I had just got my liscense, I was driving around, and an old lady walks up to my window. She knocked on it, so I rolled it down. She offered me drugs and guns and sexual services. Me being the "inspector" I am, I noticed she was a drug dealer dealing arms. I then wrestled her for dominance... If only that were true.

[liaaam1]

John Smith Must Be Fucked...

[Echoisbad]

Thought you'd have better hair idk? Or sum thing

[jmacknyc]

we have the same toothbrush! :D

[grizzlyally]

Omg Anoj looks like Tobuscus

[TheTorch2424]

Change ur name spelling

[TheTorch2424]

First time seeing ru face

[MyFootballGame]

Anoj looks like a Brithish Liverpool fanboy :)

[Darksasuke267]

Your voice dosnt fit your face.... its odd to watch and listen now.

[poptawrtguru884977]

He looks like my baby cousin.. Beard and everything.

[THEencisivo]

i thought anoj was an indian person :o YOU SIR HAVE JUST ROCKED MY WORLD!

[minum76]

AND I THOUGHT MY NAME WAS COMMON. LOL

[Fermium1995]

@swickstick11 Fermi

[GodLikeSleeper]

OMG anoj i thought you were khail from the mw3 livestream

[ps3specter]

Sounds like a lawsuit to me.

[FatBenmadeP00p]

ive always imagined you bald lol

[FarmeTayeule123]

WTF your not chineese ?

[mrsickbeats187]

i picked up a nerf gun for a prank from walmart and a cop happened to drive by and thought it was real. Needless to say i got dragged out of my car with a gun in my face and it escalated from there...

[Torffvit]

i thought you'd be asian because of your voice. i guess i was wrong. :P

[J5e2r9e9m8y]

ha, a commercial before it started and a car was falling out of the sky i thnough you did that

[nmuz13]

What college are u at...

[champion8795]

There's a kid in Arkansas named Anoj?

[iOllieo]

@champion8795 lol, his real name is not Anoj..

[hesrightbehindeyou]

@champion8795 anoj is his name backward its jon but he added an a 

[TACOisYOURfriend]

best view ever.

[carlthecarrot]

Lol ur soooooo stoned

[IIPython]

anoj was stoned out of his mind when he made this lol

[swedisguy]

You should try to find out what that guy is called and find him... O wait...

[TheChastro]

Change or add a middle name, that's one way to avoid your troubles.

[Manbat86]

yeah i lost a job due to a back ground check. A guy got busted with three lbs of weed, in a different state and it showed up on my back ground. I researched and the guys was a 5'6" tall guy with red hair, and green eyes. I'm a 6", dark haired NDN. go figure.., sorry about the hassel

[MrNorpio]

The First time I Saw his face.......Wow.

[oliverking1]

good you're not black cuse then you would be in jail for 53 days

[Wazza532]

never expected u to look like that

[SuperPadraic]

@Wazza532 i know right, i expected someone better looking lol,i was imagining jason mraz

[QuidHD]

Look up the douche in Arkansas on White Pages and send him a snail mail telling him to stop being a fuck-up.

[lowey000]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. YOU'RE NOT INDIAN?!?!??!?!?!!?!!??!!?!??!­?!!?!?! WITH THE NAME ANOJ AND YOUR VOICE I WAS WILLING TO BET ANYTHING YOU WERE. WTFTFFTTFTFTFTFF??!?!?!?

[blackXxXmouse]

that kid is mee

[Fermium1995]

my parents looked at the periodic table of elements in order to find me a name

im not even joking

[vdonewell]

@Fermium1995 so im guessing ur name is HHeLiBe

[Fermium1995]

@vdonewell

Fermi

named after enrico fermi

element #100 (fermium)

[gcheryll7]

@Fermium1995 that sucks

[Fermium1995]

@gcheryll7 fermi is an amazing name

fermium is just the element

[CUBMF]

@Fermium1995 names for u

Bob

Jerk

lol

you

suck

NooB

Justin

is

Gay

[Fermium1995]

@CUBMF i don't get it

[CUBMF]

@Fermium1995

i just want the top comment! WTF

[uae1666]

@Fermium1995 Your name is actually "Fermium" !?

[Fermium1995]

@uae1666 nope, its Fermi

came from fermium

[zerocloud100]

@Fermium1995 wait fermium is your name!?

[Fermium1995]

@zerocloud100 nope, its fermi...

originated from fermium and or the person who discovered the element

[pupsi1542]

@Fermium1995 havent loled so hard in a long time

[Tennispro349]

@Fermium1995 no one cares

[Fermium1995]

@Tennispro349 top comment for two months...

im sure no one cares...

do u have anything better to say?

[Tennispro349]

@Fermium1995 no one other than you or the people who thumbed up care

[Fermium1995]

@Tennispro349 first, you said no one cares now you are saying that 40 people do!?

your mom should have aborted you when she found out about the abnormal amount of chromosomes you had

i don't blame you though

[Tennispro349]

@Fermium1995 My brother is mentally retarded, don't talk about retardation you piece of shit. I don't fucking care about who cares about your shitty comment, if the condom your dad used had worked correctly you would not be here anyways.

[JR1994997]

@Tennispro349 My brother wasn't prevented by a condom, don't talk about condoms you piece of shit. I don't fucking care about who cares about your shitty comment, if the retard your brother is will actually work you would not be here anyways.

[Tennispro349]

@JR1994997 Is that the only thing you can come up with? You know, just shut the fuck up , leave your mother's basement, go outside and breathe some fresh air you piece of shit.

[xSAVAGEx650]

WHO FELT THE EARTHQUAKE!?!?!

[TheCjman99]

I have the same deodorent :)

[vkids27]

Omg I've aways wanted to see ur face! Sexay!! ;)

[travez1782]

Good thing this didn't happen in VA, if they revoke your insurance and you have license plates on your car, they slap you with some huge fines and a $500 uninsured motorist fee. Consider your self lucky that your not in the Communistwealth of Virginia.

[timfox23]

is your pep talk gonna involve "murder"

[FrackenGaming]

I was car hopping.. and I hit 132 cars and the most i found was 143 full packs of tic tacs and 1$

[darkartsmedi]

when i got pulled over i gave the guy a bag of donuts and when he started walk over i played the bad boys theme song

[wiggy016]

If I meet that kid in arkansas, I'll give him a pep talk to stop messing up cause he's ruining...my...liscense...haha I have no idea why I thought this was funny

[redpresent12]

holy shit you like muse!?! they are my favorite

[TheNFAProductions]

Sucks how that guys name has to match your name and date of birth PERFECTLY.

[AntiNukeLlama]

Notice he said he's never been in arkansas before, but never said that he never did grand theft auto

[trevorkuenzi]

Im almost 93.738% sure i stole a cop car either when i was drunk one day or in a past life...

[TheKoekiemonster1234]

I like your view on that wall

[8o2Baller]

Ive never got pulled over and i have had my liscence for 600 years

[MrSmellslikeass]

ive got a good one a police turns on his lights i pull over and i notice that his car tire was going flat. so trying to be a good person i told him he had a flat and i offered to help so i gave him some duck tape and we patched his tire, the when i started to drive he overtook me and the duck tape let go and his car spun out! it was hilarious

[JMJCProductions]

You look like a fool

[rampagsnipe]

I was behind a cop the he pulled me over, when he stopped he had a break light out soo when he tried to give me a ticket I said you have a break light out so we are even, then he went back to his car and left

[ReachIsBeast]

@rampagsnipe Almost an eye for an eye, but not quite... that was a pretty bold thing to do, none the less ;)

[NiiightSkyyy]

Anoj , why are you so cute ? :3

[TheUnholyAxe]

Has anybody every heard your voice and said Oh My God your Anoj from YouTube!!!!!?

[XboxHaqer1337]

One time, I drove a car. I thought that I might die in a car accident or something. Then, I got back home safely. I was like, cool, I didnt die in a car today. It was a pretty inspiring experience.

[ItzSlamDuncan]

He looks like mike shinoda...

[TheSicksign]

I stole a car once, and then it blew up.

[Bona89]

I have had driving license for 4 months and I always think when I've been stopped first time by cops

PS: I realized that annotations make France flag :P

[longboardskater3596]

One time I got a letter in the mail saying "we are sorry for your lost, Mr. Chukran has died in a car accident yesterday at 9am. And I was still alive, so I was like this could be right. So I ignored it and I went driving for about an hour or so and I got pulled over, so the cop says let me see your drivers licenses and I give it to him. So he goes back to his car and then comes back and says please step out of the car. So I step out and ask him why's wrong, he told me that this drivers license

[thebeatles1212]

you like muse? dude i love you more now

[1Yocopono]

heh heh heh, now i know what your social security is NOT

[AdamAllMighty5]

lol i always thought you would be indian i dont know why lmao

[jamstar444]

@AdamAllMighty5 lol wtf. in what way does he sound indian? :P

[AdamAllMighty5]

@jamstar444 lol idk just the way he talks when making top tens and his name

[Hotwax023]

Your thumbnail implied that you recorded your traffic stop, I kept trying to fast forward to the good part...but I was sorely mistaken. I'm going to go eat some chili now.

[NephologicaI]

Looks like you have an evil twin.

[bralma6]

I saw the thumbnail and thought you recorded you getting pulled over.

[WhackyJonathan13]

Anoj, I love your series, including this, but in this episode you look like an alchaholic xD

[AlphaGinger23]

whats your real name?

[TriggerhappyKillz]

@AlphaGinger23 It's "Jon"...Anoj backwards is Jon with an "A".

[johman8310e]

no you dont look like that your face doesnt match your voice lol

[HaloReachPictures]

His window and said," Happy birthday." I will never forget that.

[HaloReachPictures]

My friends uncle got pulled over on his bike for riding on the wrong side of the road at Yosemite and when the cop pulled up and got to the window of his car, he said, " Do you know what side of the road your supposed to drive on sir?." "Yes sir, I do." " Then can you tell me why you were on the other side. I will have to give you a citation for that." " I know I should get one but that won't be a very good birthday present if you ask me." The cop got back in his car, slowed down next to his wi

[elnumbrotres]

Peter griffen's black ancestor created the DMV to get back at white people for slavery

[eltrono22]

iHate the DMV! :D

[arodbrooks]

@Jamie280297 ikr! Lol

[xCxREDEMPTIONxPx]

Hey Jon its cam P. dude next time ur in gtown let me know i fucking havee to meet u. And Mr.Masys said hi.

[TheStealthkiller57]

My mom got pulled over the other day because she got a new car 2 days prior to the incident and when she got pulled over the cop said that the plates were registered to a cadillac and were in a toyota all because the dealer forgot to switch the registration to the toyota

[willthethrill852]

OH MY GOD DUDE I HAVE THE SAME FAN!!!!

[XxDJ72xX]

i have the same dresser

[XxDJ72xX]

well im 14

[TheCrazyPrankster]

i was recently ulled over late one night y olice officer because i was susected of drunk driving even though i was stone sobber, i was taken to the station and locked u for the night only to fin out about a week later that the officer who arrested me was arrested himself for drunk driving within 5 minutes of me being thrown in that damm cell. naturally i complained that it was unfair for me to have a criminal record ecause of this asshole. and just this morning my record was cleared tfft

[thestatuegotmehigh]

I was driving on this road where the speed limit was 35 and most go 45. I was going 45 and it was very close to my home. I saw the lights in my rear mirror, but they were a ways back, but I kept driving thinking if I got home they would stop following me. They didn't. They follow me all the way home and when I got home my Mom, her boyfriend, his kid, and three of his friends were all outside and it was very embarassing. I thought it was pretty funny though. Cops drive fast and they always win.

[volaju2071]

Fuck everything south of the Mason-Dixon Line.

[TheLemonsh]

i was driving with some friends and the transmission went out so i had to push this 5 miles to get it home because my friend was to cheap to call a tow truck

[jamie280297]

omg i thought anoj was an indian cos of his name lol

[SNEAKYSPLICER]

Top 10 car experiences lol

[taw012294]

School sucks. Sorry, Anoj. Sorry for me, I'm still in high school.

[RoaccVideos]

In January I got pulled over at 5am. Undercover was tailgating me so I sped up gradually, before I knew it I was doing twice the limit then the blue lights came on. I had to leave my car badly pulled up on a busy A-road and get in the police car. They took me to the station on the other side of the city (Had to be at work for 9) I had to spend the night in a cell. They got my prints, mugshot, DNA etc. Wasnt happy. Also I had been drinking since 9 and was heavily drunk, which didnt help my case.

[Colouristable]

You look like the lead singer from eskimo joe

[gradiu3rox]

Fuck the police!

[jacobe1188]

Watching ur BO best of season 3 episode!

[fencpost8]

I got pulled over by a cop who was going to give me 5 tickets for 5 violations in a matter of 1 minute. 3 lane change violations with 1 turn signal violation. Also a stop light violation. They were stupid things that everyone does like turning right at a stop light and instead of getting in the right lane then merging over to the left lane I went straight to the left lane and that was a violation. If i had gotten the tickets it would have been over 500bucks. Gotta love Ohio.

[Goonledouche]

you look like pippin from lord of the rings

[nubcake67]

Thumbs up for the same crappy college dorm furniture.

[Sarge1886]

holy cow you sound like a skinny blonde guy but your not

[FSCPanda]

Dont drink vitamin water! That shits bad for you!

[NinjaApe101]

i hate the DMV. i'm pretty sure that place is hell. i was there for 7 hrs...

[7494mercer]

that "kid" stole a car.. so i doubt a pep talk would convince him to stop :p

[HEYDERGUYS]

MUSE! Fuck yeah

[ethinator1]

i thought you were indian!!!!

[MrXIV1]

i would change my name

[xAlexPh]

legally change your name slightly

[JBtenors08]

I'm from Arkansas. Also. sorry for the stupidity of that lady haha

[Str8D1N3R0]

he wanted to get arrested cause he didnt wanted to do the top ten vid lol lazy ass

[theguitarhero333]

Wow. I FINALLY know wtf you look like now. ha

[MClark2014Gaming]

Electric toothbrush! :D

[hmoush95]

My dad has the same problem but the guy that his his name is accused of fraud and smuggling 0.o We have problem going into my country every year :P

[dynasto]

OMG you have the same alarmclock as me!!!

[LakersBeast22]

someı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ting is on your screen

thumbs up if you tried to get it off

[LakersBeast22]

Woah same, 8888 view! how is that possible? Whatever

[masterch3if98]

@Top10series. Anoj I have a halo related question for u. Which ranking system do you like more halo 3s wina game get one exp. Or Halo reach's get credits after a game.? Please try to reply thanks

[Top10Series]

@masterch3if98 Credits are more fun I think.

[PoliMeim]

Pep talk? FUCK HIM UP!

[Coder94]

You've had time to count the bricks? :)

[CarlG0932]

5:28, is that a picture of Salad Fingers?? :)

[VonShoemaker]

8888 views :)

[MrLiamJL]

Give him a pep talk... Or just kill the fucker ;D

[runescaperzoco]

8,888th view :D

[DrWafflesXD]

@runescaperzoco China's lucky number :D

[PrazeREM]

@runescaperzoco Hey according to YouTube I am too :D We must be twins or somethin.

[DanyIchamp]

It's wierd that there are two guys born in the same day that are named Anoj, didn't know that was such a common name x)

[MovieStudio620]

@DanyIchamp Not sure if trolling but his name's Jon? :DD

[DanyIchamp]

@MovieStudio620 I was trolling, but now you've ruined it!! x)

[MovieStudio620]

@DanyIchamp Well, taking down a troll is actually more of a win than correcting someone.

[xXMERKYAXx]

@tehgz wtf how is anoj the starter of all top 10 black he has probally made like 100 vids witj his face in

[sgis2]

I like how he calls this guy ''kid'' even though they're the exact same age ;D

[absoluteblkade3]

@sgis2 i found that ironic aswell!

[xapanda1x]

I have that MUSE poster. I love muse.

[healingflute]

My uncles are cops and if you don't have any warrants for your arrest, the cops just gives you a ticket and impound your car.

[sgtbash001]

this sounds like a complete fail of a system...

[TheDizzieKids]

I got in a crash and died….. and my names BOB :)

[bazan499incod]

that is really weird..

[TehGz]

i thought you were black

[theonlylunarmage]

My family were going to got out some time and my mum left her car in the reverse gear. It back up all the way, fell down the steps and hit the front of our house putting a massive dent on either side of the door. That was shocking....

[CoolTrixs]

10 people hate macs.....probalbly more.

[Psyk000si]

?

!!

[HOLYCRAPMUFFINZ]

do you like talking to your camera?

[WhiteLama]

This all took place when I was about 8:

For some odd reason, me and my sister had climbed into our parents car on our driveway (which is slanting) and were messing around. I found an icescraper (or that's what they're called in Sweden) and started hammering och the handbrake for even stranger reasons. The handbrake disengaged and the car (which we had owned for like a month) went down our driveway, right into our neighbors fence, which he had just put up and painted that same day. Rage was had.

[h4l031337]

I planked on top of a cop car at the police station yesterday. So much win.

[JakDragonfire]

When I was taking driving lessons, someone ran into the back of me and gave my instructor whiplash for over 3 months. Needless to say, I failed my test twice after that and still haven't passed yet. Third time lucky!