Lewis Black on Broadway 2 of 6

[jvblg]

i'll travel 5,000 miles to see that "big fucking thing"!

[kenvolk22]

boy i gotta vacation, i need two weeks in Biloxi!

[TheBlackDragon23]

"You wanna know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours.... go home, sit in a chair and squeeze your head as hard as you can...... don't stop.. DON'T FUCKING STOP"

[patallen182]

"if you have a thousands kids.....you're on fuckin' easy street"

[GDOTV1]

I love this line: "What you wanna do is when you've finally have snapped, walk back to one of the bathrooms, go in, put your head in the toilet, and flush it. The suction is such that your head will be ripped right off"

[mztweety1374]

That's the angriest old white man since Dennis Leary I love em!!

[MrBadApple999]

pause at 1:46

[RitzDaCracker1]

2 penguins blowing each other!! hahaha wtf

[bgress1215]

2:00 to like 5:00 is the best

[trojangirl246]

im all for the big wall on the northern border of the u.s. no offense canada

[sean7796]

wheres the fuckin nurse?! wheres the fuckin nurse?! hahahaha

[mog1255]

I love how hard he tries to not crack himself up.

[linkxsc]

@442giantsfan iv been there, it was great, but that damn plane ride. Your about ready to kill yourself after hour 12. Luckily on my trips to Japan, and later trips to NZ, we setup plans where theres a stop in Hawaii, it keeps the suicides to a minimum

[TQXPreturns]

my congressman came to my door and pissed on my foot.

[TheTopBloke]

Go to New Zealand. It's fucking great!!!

[TQXPreturns]

@TheTopBloke not if its 22 hour by plane lol

[TheTopBloke]

@TQXPreturns It's not 22 hours by pane, and it's worth it.

[TREYOLDHIPPIE]

the best brain fuck alive

[grey2fox]

the penguins performing on each other was over the top, laughed till i cried rofl.....i still am!

[MrPiroshii]

I say a petition to start work on the "Big Fuckin' Thing" needs to be made. Who's with me?!

[slanted89]

If I was on a plane for 22 hours, I want to be sitting next to Lewis Black!

[zerocool199991]

i wanna SEE the big fucking thing!!

[THANATOS112220]

There is one woman laughing her ass of more than anybody in this show man.

[AgentxOfxChaos]

It totally does stimulate the economy too haha Hey Obama we got some advice XD

[riso11234]

@kunistvan that was the joke..............are you stupid or just inbred

[indyisyourhero]

haha ... dont stop ... don't FUKIN stop ...

[SDJrekoff]

5:23 gorgeous !

[riso11234]

@ilovetogofast i have several points to bring up one of them being lewis black said carlin is funnier than he is and carlin is one of the greatests of all time. the second one is anyone who gets upset over a youtube comment probably didnt graduate from highschool yet. And three lewis black and carlin have a very similar comedic style and both are legendary in the art of comedy and need to be respected as such.

And finally i have 2 inches of hard dick for you to suck.

[martone104]

@riso11234 count it

[kunistvan]

@riso11234 Yeah, 2 inches... a real whopper...

[FezTickle]

I couldnt think of anybody who says things like this any better

[Quixoticah]

Lewis Black is very, very talented. Watching all 6 of these really helped me and he's really got *it* - very watchable. The "hbbhbhbh", the finger pointing, the timing - all just great in concert with the content. Love it.

[riso11234]

hitler told four people to dislike this video.

[ilovetogofast88]

People could learn a lot from this guy

I think he's even funnier than Carlin

[riso11234]

@ilovetogofast88 burn in hell ya dumb bastard!!!

[ilovetogofast88]

@riso11234

Go fuck yourself asswipe, you clearly have nothing to bring up, so DON'T EVEN FUCKING TALK!

[nuggz503]

I too am on  the Lewis Black 2012 band wagon.

[SuperZombiekiller23]

Lewis Black for President!!!!

[MrYodaSusej]

You would have been better off if your congressmen had just come to your door and pissed on your foot

[AJackalMan]

I wish I had a big fucking thing...

[Trollnumber12]

@AJackalMan I have a big fucking-thing. Wanna see it?

[NavySealWannabe67]

@Trollnumber12 :O XD

[NavySealWannabe67]

@AJackalMan XD

[BandBroadcast]

Monkey laugh at the start of the video

[whyrun444]

i dont care what it is, as long as its big, and its a fucking thing.

[batman50killer]

i was in tears laughing

[statictera013]

the 4 dislikes must have been congressmen

[131untouchable]

i like are cold air you bastard LOOOL

[tjoshanator]

Those 4 people must have been from Mississippi...

[EmeraldOodie]

@tjoshanator

LOL...Hey now! Get off of my homestate. I know it's in the shitter. I wish we could have somebody come here and build a Big Fucking Thing. LOL...

[riso11234]

@EmeraldOodie your a hill billy

[spikethornenebula]

@riso11234 what in the hell is so wrong about being a hill billy im part hill billy on ma momas side bitch lol she taught me to play the spoons lol

[riso11234]

@spikethornenebula well besides banging relatives and the webbed feet nothing i guess. you inbreed country folk and your extra chromosomes.

[piratek209]

when u get bored u can just beat the shit out of each other

[sasukekun101]

someone please move the boom mic away from the chick with the annoying laugh.

[Jeffieboi]

He needs a sitcom on a major network

[nonmicrowavable]

Nice.....

[Luv4Midnight]

"Fire that son of a bitch up and throw it at my head!" Bahahahaha!!! Love Lewis Black!

[amprybyla]

what you want to do is, when you've finally snapped, walk back to the one of the bathrooms, go in, put your head in the toilet, and flush it, the suction is such that your head will be ripped right off!

[ZarathustrasCrown]

I'm Canadian, what he DOESN'T know is that all Canadians are forced to dedicate 4 days per year working at our national "Standardized Cold Packaging Facilities"...it's one of our best exports, the US government paid us over 5 trillion dollars in the interest of a steady supply. No wall will ever stop the power of our cold conglomerates...all hail frosty...

[DarkInferno9000]

If you want a big fucking thing in Mississippi, build a giant humping robot. It's a fucking thing and guys would love to see that, and all the teens/kids who have seen robot chicken.

[youwantmetokillyou]

u want to know what it like to be on a plane for 22 hours? go home, sit in a chair, and squeeze your head as hard as you can. don't stop, don't fucking stop. then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose, and breath your own air over and over and over and over and over and over and over. LOL!!!

[Dickbaum]

As long as it's big and it's a fuckin' thing!

[highlandsbaseball27]

and if your in coach ...... kill yourself

[keyboardman1205]

For the 3 people who gave this video a thumbs down sucks

[keyboardman1205]

ALL 400 DOLLARS DOSE IS JUST REMIND U, HOW F%$%#@ YOUR ARE. AND YOU'D HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF IF UR CONGRESS MEN JUST CAME 2 YOUR DOOR, AND P%$#@# ON UR FOOT. lol

[red88alert]

FTW!!!

lewis black shoves reality straight into your fucking face and thats something we all need :D

[87TheSid]

There could have been two penguins blowing each other haha

[punkrockxzz]

AHAHAHAHAHAH fucking hilarious

[WatchdogDisciple]

"and they get money, and they spend it, AND THHAT STIMULATES THE FUCKING ECONOMY TOO"-----"so i said fire that son of a bitch up, throw it at my head"

[BeatboxingBassDuo]

Why do comments that only quote Lewis Black from the video get the highest rated comments? Are there a lot of deaf people on youtube or something? Cause it's just spoiler.

[HerrStrenner]

Why the f...?

Why do you quote him, and get thumps up for it? I don't get it.

[xBoBaReNox]

A big fucking thing SPA!!! LMFAO

[quisqueya64]

Can penguins blow each other?

I should go find out...

[AcheroniD]

That's so true about Biloxi.

[InterEDGE]

Its a dollar a day... do you know how to stretch that kind of money? Put your kid in a box and send him off to a Sally Struthers country WHERE A DOLLAR GOES A LONG FUCKING WAY!

[45cletrab]

@InterEDGE and at the end of the year, you've got 35 dollars left over so at christmas, you can give your kid two nice boxes of SHIT!!

[mastahlee1248]

3 people missed the like button

[CrazyChickenDK]

notice the silence when he says build a wall - and the the release in the hall when he says Canada instead of Mexico?

[RealDefentertainment]

@CrazyChickenDK you don`t make sense. Everyone knows Canada is cold and in the same stand-up he talks about building a giant fence on he mexican border because everyone knows that`s where most illegal immigrants are coming from

what silence?

[BowProStudios]

Don't forget the half time super show, sponored by the Big Fuckin' Thing.

[12gallonhat]

Comment - Webster's Dictionary - Definition: A statement that expresses a personal opinion or belief or adds information.

Mimic - Webster's Dictionary - Definition: One who imitates or mimics; a copyist; a buffoon. FYI.

[garthpanther]

"There could've been two penguins blowing each other, and i'd have been thrilled to see them....AND i would've performed."

[Studmuffindk]

'' I don't CARE what the big fucking thing is. As long as it's big, and it's a fucking thing! '' - ROFLMAO!

[BigEasyWinger]

@Studmuffindk All you need then is a big f'ing box to put the big f'ing thing in!

[TheJohnnycage19]

This guy tries not to smile thoughout the whole show.

[keyboardman1205]

I DONT CARE WHAT IT IS, AS LONG IF IT'S BIG, AND IT'S A FUCKIN THING!!!! ROFL

[keyboardman1205]

ALL 400 HUNDRED DOLLARS DOSE IS REMIND YOU, HOW FUCKED U R

[keyboardman1205]

And at the end of the year, you've got $35.00 left over, so at Christmas, you can give ur kid 2 nice boxes of shit

[TheDarthZ]

what were those penguins doing there anyway?

[MrNotorious2010]

22 hrs on a plane in coach......... kill yourself ROFL

[spookydog44]

this is the funniest fuckin jew alive

[egoistdeviant]

@spookydog44 woody allen!

[TravisG06]

So if you've got a 1000 kids...... You're on fuckin' easy street.

[Astrithor]

I really wanna go see the big f****** thing!!!!

[keyboardman1205]

@Astrithor me too lol

[Linkfanjames1991]

"It's a dollar a day. A dollar a day. You know how to stretch that kind of money? Put your kid in a box and send him off to a Sally Struthers country. Where a dollar can go a long fucking way!"

[Gigajie2]

apparently there's 3 retards that watched this cause you gotta be pretty dumb to thumbs down this

[ManicMiasma]

Jesus Christ is... hoo hoo, he's big there!

[12gallonhat]

Lewis Black ripping about youtube brown noses, "Un fucking believable, there's no end to the number of people who will post comments on youtube looking only to get the most thumb's up there fucking asses.

[AyOhHonda]

of COURSE mississippi. LOL.

i live in D'Iberville, MS.

and he's RIGHT. lol.

[Leonar12345]

and squeeze your head. DON'T STOP DON'T FUCKING STOP lmfaooooo

[FeyenoordDaBest]

He is the best comedian ever !

[djcody02]

"Even drunk on a bet you make it to Canada!"

"He's like the cocacola of italy"

"We could've landed on a tiny iceberg, and their be two penguins blowing each other, and i would've been thrilled to see them... and i would've performed". LOL

[phatmanx]

fire that son of a bitch up and throw it at my head!

[rfranklinw1]

i love lewis black he is george carlin part 2 miss you george

[Itsrothytime]

@rfranklinw1 not to be nitpicky but lewis and george are pretty different. george certainly inspired lewis but they're different

[LestanCraft]

PLEASE run for President in 2012!!!

[invader545]

For some reason I cannot view the first one, I've put in the password and shit, but I don't know what's wrong.

[sirhs6991]

Who flagged the first part? Who ever it is, go to hell.

[daemonprince13]

heh, i live in NZ

[XsaviorofthebrokenX]

I'd like to move to Canada. I like the cold. And yes, Canadians reading this post, I know it's not frozen and ice-bitten all the time. But it's colder than Kansas!

[FedReq]

FUCKIN WIN. Lewis black is awesome.

[lovelyaudrey25]

LOVEEE  :]

[hidinginthematinee]

i think lewis black should run on the "big fucking thing" ticket

[117werewolves]

a big fucking thing SPA!!lol great

[HeartlessOneX]

Even Drunk On A Bet, You Make It To Canada!!!

[grimmjowthesecond]

I live in Mississippi. We're fucked.

[MrPhathead117]

New Zealand Is a mean country. :)

[Callmeswissy]

...and build a Big-Fucking-Thing SPAAA!"

BWAHAHAHA

[BrookieBrainwashed]

New Zealand's awesome :(

[KunoichiKira]

"everywhere i go, theres jesus, theres jesus, theres jesus, theres jesus, theres jesus. hes like the coca cola of italy! "

[erislandy101]

Best part was 4:10 he babbles lol

[JRRDPR]

The travel part was the best!!!:-))))))

[DarkglowB4U]

dude you rock thanks for putting it on auto play ;)

[FeelOfFriction]

Before you fly, smoke a joint and pop an oxy-80 and the plane ride will be done in a snap.

[chefdanny64]

Lewis Black for President!!!!!!!!!! He is my hero.

[FeelOfFriction]

Look into Bill Hicks.

[starcraft90]

@chefdanny64 - That would be interesting... "Mr. president, what shall we do with the economy? LB: What can we do? We're FUCKED!"

[JOEOMALLEY]

ha!don't visit new zealand:)he's right i flew to us from nz it is a fucking crippler!

[TheAwesomeClub]

Hey Lewis, we tried pushing 'em closer, didn't work :(

[Nick7nick]

"I GOTTA SEE THE BIG FUCKING THING!!!"

Best part of the show.

[DROSIFICTION]

my favorite comedian by far

[xHostileTakeoverx]

i wonder if he came up with this by himself, hes obviously extremely intelligent and wise, i feel weak watching his comedy

[MyAnnabellLee]

He said he doesn't even write down and practice his bits. He just collects a list of things that piss him off and goes with it :D

[RealDefentertainment]

You feel weak? If you watch George Carlin you will feel mentally challenged by how smart he was

[dalcon555]

thats how people feel about bill hicks too

[PeachGirlfan]

lol Jesus is the coca-cola of italy...

[Heyitsjuliebean]

Thank you for posting this. He is so funny.

[AntonISAHOTT]

here in sweden every parent gets lets see...2100kr or 300$ every moth for every kid no mather if you get 100$ a month from your job or 100000$ a month

[MusicAnarchy]

Jesus is like the Coca Cola of Italy!

[BandBroadcast]

Yeah, and somewhere in Italy there's a comedian saying "Coca-Cola eez like dee Jesus of America!"

[Morrbyd]

hahaha...funny...

[jdolphin22]

We Canadians Have Nothing To Do With The Cold Air.

[XsaviorofthebrokenX]

Canadians don't...but Canada does. Face it, it's cold there. When the north wind blows, it blows cold air from Canada into the U.S. I, personally, appreciate the cold and would love to move to Canada, but some of my fellow Americans do not. That's all I'm saying.

[BandBroadcast]

yeah, well youve obviously never been to canada, because its not that cold here. amazing how most of you people think that as soon as you cross the border it drops 20 degrees.

[OriginalRatoly]

It doesn't just drop. It slopes. It's cold in Minnesota too. Canada is just colder than America is on average.

[BandBroadcast]

you, sir, are full of shit... its cold if you go to the yukon. in WINTER. you guys are expecting the fucking north pole for the winter olympics in vancouver, where i live, but you guys are in for a huge fuckin surprise, cause its gonna be raining throughout the whole olympics. i dont get how you can say what you just said to ME, a CANADIAN, who KNOWS ABOUT HIS COUNTRY, when YOU, an AMERICAN, gets most of his info from CNN and FOX...

[OriginalRatoly]

You assume I'm from America. I don't watch CNN or FOX, or any other news channel for that matter. I didn't say that Canada was a frozen fucking wasteland, I said that it was "just colder than America is on average," which is absolutely true. Canada's higher latitude means that it has a lower average temperature.

[BandBroadcast]

well yeah, thats true, but youre all like "yeah it doesnt just drop, it slopes" which sort of gives the impression that you dont know what youre talking about.

[OriginalRatoly]

Well maybe...You've got to give me the benefit of the doubt, about 80% of the people on youtube have no idea what they're talking about, so when you said "most of you people think that as soon as you cross the border it drops 20 degrees" I took you to be an idiot. I apologize, now, for my original interpretation. You are not an idiot, and I am proud to say I have found one of the few people on youtube with half a brain left.

[BandBroadcast]

the feeling is mutual

[NewAgeEagles]

well band broadcast, if you live any where that isnt on the coast, then its fucking colder than the states most of the time, and in the winter, many places are a frozen wasteland

[gabberis]

ehm, so let me get this straight. You're saying that if there were no Canada, then it would be warm? Not to even mention what BandBroadcast already said.

[MashaSobaka]

@jdolphin22: There is also the fact that building a WALL would do nothing to contain the cold. I'm pretty sure that he was joking.

[101LegendKiller]

It would be a nice try though....

[Crenmagicman]

"whoo hoo he's big there"

haha, priceless

[ghfyoug]

people around the world should hop off their islands and push them closer to each other, damn right. some flights can be awfully long! i tried 19 hours, oh awful

[Spoonful91]

Damn cold, Canadian air.

[boston18967345]

"..and if you're in coach...kill yourself"

[2OfDiamonds]

what the fuck is up with the comments? 9 months ago, 3 days ago, 2 weeks ago, everything is mixed with eachother!

why? how? how do i turn this shit back to what it was?

[tickitytak]

ah i think it has to do with replies... like if an older comment gets a reply, it moves to the front? haha i'm only guessing.

[bluesboy25000]

He knew this was going to get bad.

[Spartan038lverr]

"You'd have been better off if your local congressman had come to your door, and pissed on your foot..."

[warriorsfan19]

That's what Baltimore is like now!

[bluesboy25000]

Genius

[117werewolves]

@Spartan038lverr i know right?

[melchior00625]

@Spartan038lverr Well, they do that on a regular basis anyway..,

[lordsoftheunderworld]

i dont care what it is as long as its big and its a fucking thing

[PAULAZ63]

Lewis és o maior!

Lewis you're the greatest!Portugal loves you!

portugal adora-te!

[Liproll]

"two penguins blowing eactother.." loooool

[shalaschaska]

this guy must have had at least 3 or 4 heart attacks by now :D

[grungesponge489]

2 peguins blowing each other lol

[OsvaldoPaese]

Thanks for posting man...i watched this when it aired and it still poignant and funny.

[SiriuslyMagnetic]

I don't believe that he failed economics class. Even if it was at 8 am.

He's right on about how to stimulate the economy. Remember all those New Deal programs right before WWII? It slowly but surely started to get the US out of the Great Depression.

This is why kids need to take history classes.

[mkdafan2006]

of course he didnt, he specializes in politicl comedy and my favorite movie with him isman of the year with robin williams. His smart and knows a lot and uses it in his comedy for a unique audience, which is definately groing.